Just by being born and living here you have accomplished the life goal of millions of starry eyed Midwestern or Northeastern nobodies with the personality of unhusked corn and clam chowder. You live in the single most desired place to live in the world. Bonus points if you are in L.A. county.
I walk around feeling better than anybody born in some dreary, no name corn state everyday.
Inb4 Cornboys cry about communism or something else random not realizing that even if California was communist it is still the most successful US State ever and would be the worlds 5th richest nation on it's own.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Evan Bailey
>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH >ME LIEK WILDFIRES >ME LIEK PAYING TAXES TO SUBSIDIZE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION >ME LIEK DESTROYING WATER ECOSYSTEMS OF ENTIRE SOUTHWEST USA >ME LIEK CHAINING CHILDREN TO BED >ME LIEK GUAC ON ALL MUH FOOD >ME LIEK NARCISSISTIC PEOPLE EVERYWHERE >ME LIEK SWIMMING IN TURDS AND SEWAGE FROM TIJUANA >ME LIEK SPENDING 20% OF MY LIFE SITTING IN TRAFFIC >ME LIEK PAYING EXORBITANT MONTHLY RENT >ME LIEK EVERYTHING EXPENSIVE >ME LIEK HOLLYWOOD >ME LIEK TACOS >ME LIEK ECONOMICALLY RESTRICTIVE REGULATIONS >ME LIEK DROUGHTS >ME LIEK EARTHQUAKES >ME LIEK MUDSLIDES >ME LIEK MEXICAN DRUGS >ME LIEK FEDERAL JUDGES WHO UNDERMINE THE PRESIDENT ELECTED BY THE COUNTRY >ME LIEK HOMELESS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE >ME LIEK PISSING AND SHITTING IN CITY STREETS >ME LIEK MENTAL ILLNESS AND DRUG ADDICTION >ME LIEK SUPERFICIALITY >ME LIEK HAVING ZERO AMBITIONS AND GET HIGH ON BEACH ALL DAY >ME LIEK COLLEGE STUDENTS RIOTING AGAINST CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED FREE SPEECH >ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH SO I MOVE AND TURN DENVER, BOISE, ETC. INTO MINI CAWEEFIRNYEAHS >ME LIEK BEING MOST HATED US STATE >ME LIEK BEING IN THE EPICENTER OF CULTURAL DECLINE AND DEGENERACY >ME LIEK HARBORING MILLIONS OF MEXICAN RECONQUISTAS >ME LIEK GIVING MONEY TO MEXICANS SO THEY CAN SEND IT BACK TO MEXICO >ME LIEK HIV/AIDS >ME LIEK MEXICAN GANGS AND CARTEL >ME LIEK MASSIVE LEVELS OF INCOME INEQUALITY >ME LIEK PEDOPHILES >ME LIEK JURIES THAT FIND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO KILL PEOPLE INNOCENT >ME LIEK TRANSPLANTED PALM TREES THAT BECOME BRITTLE >ME LIEK NO FAULT DIVORCE >ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH
Kevin Russell
Correction: New California superiority thread Commiefornia a shit desu
Lucas Hernandez
Isn't your state so shitty that a large part wants to secede from it?
Cameron Stewart
You mother fuckers have the highest poverty rate in the nation now. You are a cancer on America.
NK pic related.
Jace Howard
They want to secede from the rest of the USA because we dont want to follow the Federal government on things like energy policy subsidizing coal, going into wars etc. Literally California is the best State. Brainlet redneck states would rather be in wars in the mideast because MUH MILITARY HONOR.
Joshua Murphy
lived there for over 20 years, fuck-that-state. Other than missing surfing (which i now fly to costa rica to enjoy) it is full of dumb ass brah and air head bitches. Rather fly to EU to get really nice looking non braindead women, Ingot tired of that fucking constant light bulb, no seasons, traffic, drought, mexican'ts, etc, etc
Christian Collins
Why do I keep on hearing this but never see any source on it?
Here is my source saying California is 35th not the highest at all and very reasonabke considering smaller states are easier to manage and all the other states homeless come to California making their poverty rate lower and ours higher
>most successful state >5th richest nation on it's own
by most successful and richest state, do you mean the largest number of people on welfare per capita? Because that's exactly what you have in California
Matthew Allen
>Commiefornia superiority thread yeh nah, get fucked cunt
Kevin Green
Literally the first sentence
"The founders of New California took an early step toward statehood Monday"
The founders means nothing.. it could be 1person or 5. Likely not more than 10 and usatoday decided to right a piece on it for sensationalist news. Are germans that dumb they cant read and detect a fluff newstory? 5 people want to secede out of a State of 39 million. Lol!
Kevin Thompson
>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH >ME LIEK WILDFIRES >ME LIEK PAYING TAXES TO SUBSIDIZE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION >ME LIEK DESTROYING WATER ECOSYSTEMS OF ENTIRE SOUTHWEST USA >ME LIEK CHAINING CHILDREN TO BED >ME LIEK 36% WHITE >ME LIEK GUAC ON ALL MUH FOOD >ME LIEK NARCISSISTIC PEOPLE EVERYWHERE >ME LIEK SWIMMING IN TURDS AND SEWAGE FROM TIJUANA >ME LIEK SPENDING 20% OF MY LIFE SITTING IN TRAFFIC >ME LIEK PAYING EXORBITANT MONTHLY RENT >ME LIEK EVERYTHING EXPENSIVE >ME LIEK HOLLYWOOD >ME LIEK HOMOSEXUALITY >ME LIEK TACOS >ME LIEK ECONOMICALLY RESTRICTIVE REGULATIONS >ME LIEK SWEATING ALL THE TIME >ME LIEK DROUGHTS >ME LIEK EARTHQUAKES >ME LIEK MUDSLIDES >ME LIEK MEXICAN DRUGS >ME LIEK FEDERAL JUDGES WHO UNDERMINE THE PRESIDENT ELECTED BY THE COUNTRY >ME LIEK HOMELESS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE >ME LIEK PISSING AND SHITTING IN CITY STREETS >ME LIEK MENTAL ILLNESS AND DRUG ADDICTION >ME LIEK SUPERFICIALITY >ME LIEK HAVING ZERO AMBITIONS AND GET HIGH ON BEACH ALL DAY >ME LIEK COLLEGE STUDENTS RIOTING AGAINST CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED FREE SPEECH >ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH SO I MOVE AND TURN DEMVER, BOISE, ETC. INTO MINI CAWEEFIRNYEAHS >ME LIEK BEING MOST HATED US STATE >ME LIEK BEING IN THE EPICENTER OF CULTURAL DECLINE AND DEGENERACY >ME LIEK HARBORING MILLIONS OF MEXICAN RECONQUISTAS >ME LIEK GIVING MONEY TO MEXICANS SO THEY CAN SEND IT BACK TO MEXICO >ME LIEK HIV/AIDS >ME LIEK MEXICAN GANGS AND CARTEL >ME LIEK MASSIVE LEVELS OF INCOME INEQUALITY >ME LIEK TRANSGENDERS >ME LIEK PEDOPHILES >ME LIEK JURIES THAT FIND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO KILL PEOPLE INNOCENT >ME LIEK TRANSPLANTED PALM TREES THAT BECOME BRITTLE >ME LIEK WHITES ARE MINORITY >ME LIEK NO FAULT DIVORCE >ME LIEK DRACONIAN SMOG LAWS >ME LIEK CULTURAL MARXISM >ME LIEK FORCED VACCINATIONS FOR KIDS >ME LIEK GMO'S >ME LIEK CHEMTRAILS >ME LIEK FUMIGATION, PESTICIDES, HERBACIDES, FUNGICIDES AND TOXIC WATER >ME LIEK PAYING ALMOST 40% INCOME TAX >ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH
Jaxon Perez
>ITT: People who have never been to California talk shit on California because Fox news tells them it is a Communist hellhole. Stay out. We don't want your trash people here.
Brody Bennett
yeah, we're too white for you let 36 percenters
Benjamin Flores
>We don't want your trash people here. just an endless hoarde of 3rd world savages
Matthew Reed
Thanks OP.
Jack Williams
I want to die every time I'm reminded how smug and douchey my fellow statesmen are.
Logan James
>right a piece
California education everyone.
Angel Young
Still. Stay out. I would rather a million Mexicans come here than a thousand flyover state dipshits. At least they seek employment, which is more than I can say for some southern redneck.
Lincoln Cruz
I walk around feeling better than anybody born in some dreary, no name corn state everyday.
That's obvious, actually. It's why I only lived in the Bay Area for 2 years before I left in disgust with humanity.
You and your cucked state are cancer. Pic unrelated.
Nolan Perez
This is a more realistic larp
Daniel Hughes
Don't kid yourself. Nobody wants to be part of California. You guys are a national embarrassment
Benjamin Thompson
And people are leaving in droves
Kayden Jenkins
>Nobody wants to be part of California. Right, that is why there are 36 million people living here. Keep being jealous fag.
Hudson Russell
I imagine about 20% of those people want to leave.
Adrian Bennett
>I imagine. I am sure you do.
Cameron Bennett
>Stay out No, you. Can confirm that you shitters come here by the hundreds of thousands trying to make it more like California.
Jose Rogers
You're also gay
Elijah Powell
Pay California to leave maybe
Samuel Cruz
>this
Nolan Lewis
>Like I give a shit what happens to your state.
Carson Martin
Thanks for making your state so shitty the movie industry is moving here. You're a true friend.
Brayden Bell
This is 100% true >t. Cali fag
Julian Richardson
You live in a literal shit hole. now you have tee shirt shops every 15 yards and anti trump posters plastered fucking everywhere. California is cancer and should be nuked. florida too.
Jordan Perez
Funny, I can't wait to leave. Going to a state with no income tax, 4% sales tax, and any gun I want. Not to mention a 98% huwite town.
All while making just as much as I did in CA.
California is crumbling
Joseph Sullivan
Hey, don't talk shit about Florida, I'll fuck your mom and my sister.
Gabriel Martinez
The best part is Big Sur. San Diego is pretty nice also. Fuck LA. I wouldn't live in California if I was in the USA
Wyatt Edwards
Remember when all the Californians wanted to move to fucking Nebraska? Yeah me neither.
Christopher Hall
90% are Californians according to recent figures. It's still a huge amount from CA
Logan Parker
Cali PPL:
I'm better than you.... I live in random geographic location... So many successful businesses... Soooo close to where I be... I am so cool... Oh lookie up there... Sunshine... Oh I love sunshine.... Oh no... Drought... Drought bad.... Oh no rain.... Rain is wet and not sun Mmmm immigrants Hate Amuricans Loves immigrants Dreamers dreaming dreamy dreams I better
Luis Jones
How does the "5th richest nation on its own" also have the highest poverty rate in the country?
Colton Price
>35 million illegal spics ruled by 1 million kikes in a system that resembles feudalism more than it resembles the rest of the country Jealous of what exactly?
Grayson Gutierrez
You know if you irrelevant faggots ever stopped talking about how you think Californians are, you might be able to do something about the crushing nothingness that comprises 90% of your state. Seriously, why the fuck does it matter to you what California or Californians are like? Stay in your own fucking yard.
Nathan Gonzalez
Liberalism does that sort of thing to a state
Cameron Ortiz
You know I was going to correct you but I think I won't. If I convinced you of what living in this state is really like, then you might be tempted to move here. And if there is one bad thing about this state it is the faggots who move here and constantly bitch about it not being like Alabama or Alaska as if either of those places are desirable.
Jayden Stewart
Californians have a lower IQ than Alaskans.
Daniel Barnes
Gee I wish it was below freezing and fucking miserable right now.
Jaxson Miller
Me liek paying 5 EXTRA FUCKING GRAND ON AN IMPORTED CAR WHERE ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE US WOULDNT CHARGE ME A DIME ON EMISSIONS SHIT. NOT EVEN THE FUCKING EPA GIVES A SHIT.
FUCK YOU CARB FUCK YOU LOS ANGELES FUCK YOU DEMOCRAT COCKSUCKERS SPENDING MY TAX DOLLARS ON ILLEGAL BEANERS INSTEAD OF FIXING THE FREEWAYS
Mason Richardson
It's almost as if civilizations developed around large bodies of water, and not in the middle of fucking nowhere. Weird.
Parker Cox
I have been to California.
How's that second lowest IQ average and spic majority working out for you buddy? You are the literal epicenter of Jewish media domination. Plenty of other states have what you faggots have but with less spics/jews/and Chinks and a much higher IQ average.
California's culture is absolute cancer s well.
Jaxon Scott
accurate
Jaxon White
So why don't you go it alone, cali?
Jordan Johnson
Hope you're a conservative. Wyoming is a nice state.
Robert Collins
>Just by being born and living here you have accomplished the life goal of millions of starry eyed Midwestern or Northeastern nobodies with the personality of unhusked corn and clam chowder. You live in the single most desired place to live in the world. Bonus points if you are in L.A. county.
should we tell OP what year it is
Christian Barnes
New California incoming!
Jordan Perry
>How's that second lowest IQ average and spic majority working out for you buddy? Evidently pretty well because we still have the largest GDP of all the states.
By your logic we should be Haiti tier by now. I wonder why the opposite is happening? Is it perhaps because you are wrong?
Isaiah James
Woodstock and 80's is over , faggot
No body give a shit about Mexican colony
Carson Rodriguez
If we could we would. And we would be better for it desu.
Brayden Reed
You're GDP is that high for the same reason China's is. All the wealth is concentrated in a few nice locations but everything outside of those areas is fucking awful.
Thomas Phillips
>been to cali So tell us, how was your visit to relatives in Fresno?
Aiden Morris
Not even I would like to move to California, and given my flag that's saying something.
>lol third worlder Better poor than dishonourable, no money will buy my soul
Ryder Baker
>All the wealth is concentrated in a few nice locations but everything outside of those areas is fucking awful. Literally every state has its wealth concentrated in cities you dumb fuck.
Camden Walker
>largest GDP >out numbered by our states debt >filled with illegal beaners >Highest poverty rate >crumbling infastructure >dumbasses in office >dumbasses everywhere in public >retarded fucking drivers >Freeways locking like baghdad. >Fucking dead weeds everywhere >bums everywhere >everything covered in graffiti >taxes up the ass that go towards nothing
Ya this state is fucking brilliant. Do you even live here you retard?
Colton Nelson
>few nice locations try literally the entire west coast broseph. And much of the inland as well.
You know how much a house in Santa Barbara costs? More than you can afford.
Tyler Parker
You faggots are the ones shitting up my fucking board, are you even allowed to view this kind of hatespeech in your people's republic?
Your state is shit. It's full of illegal spics, dindus, the murder rate is like 4 times higher than my state, same goes for other crimes, taxes are horrible, the second amendment doesn't apply to you and you faggots are working on the first, highest prison population, no seasons, everything is expensive so even if you can find a "better" job it doesn't benefit you, the traffic is so godawful you could get places faster by walking except you'd probably get mugged by some illegal Mexican who won't even get deported after he shoots you with some saturday night special (but we banned those guns! That can't happen!) I can't think of a single reason to move to the Democratic People's Republic of California and I hope you faggots DO secede so I can join up, go to Berkley, and light up crowds of commie scum with my 240. we'll make Sherman look like fucking Ghandi.
Josiah Phillips
Jealous much? I probably don't even know your state exists.
Joseph Lee
Nah, faggot. I'm from MN and live in the cities and even are our suburbs look better than the shit-holes in your state.
Nathan Wright
>try literally the entire west coast broseph. Literally just like China. >And much of the inland as well. Sure. >You know how much a house in Santa Barbara costs? I don't really care. Living in a coastal tourist town sounds fucking awful. Not what I meant. Most of your cities fucking suck too.
Ryan Gutierrez
>the cities
hahahahahahahahahaha fucking uppermidwestfag btfo
the. cities.
Ryder Baker
fixed image
You haven't given me a single thing to be jealous of califag, and I'm fine with you fags not knowing about my state, you'd only shit it up.
Cameron Perez
>Buckshot approach to political discussion. I'm not going to argue 12 different points of discussion with you in one post faggot. Stop being a manipulating twat, if you want to debate something specifically then do so. Dumbass.
Michael Flores
People are so happy there that they are actively seeking to make a New California the 51st state. It will be wonderful if it happens
Logan Parker
Dont have to give you a thing to bejealous of. You already know. You already are.
Enjoy that bastion of advanced civilization, Des Moines. The utter pinnacle of modern humanity, that gleaming pearl of the united states.
Henry Mitchell
I cant fucking wait to leave this hell hole. Bought a nice ranch out in the middle of nowhere, Texas. Its gonna be great.
Lucas Kelly
>Being this buttmad. I swear, newfags never learn. >MN Fucking lol. >All the wealth is concentrated in a few nice locations but everything outside of those areas is fucking awful. What could you mean other than that? KYS
Nathan Rogers
So you cant even refute what I said about this shithole state? Good to know. This state must be so fucking great that all the rural california wants to get the fuck out. Even fucking SAN DIEGO
Isaac Watson
See those pictures of homeless decorating the streets of LA? That's what I mean.
Henry Martinez
If I had the shitass fortune of living in the valley I'd be pist too. Thats like having to sleep next to lesbians doing it all the time.
Austin Jones
>AHAHA I AM SO OBVIOUSLY TROLLING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE UNWILLING TO SPEND 30 MINUTES GATHERING DATA TO DEBUNK THE 13 DIFFERENT TOPICS I BROUGHT UP!!! Jump off a bridge you rat.
Hudson Sanchez
lol nice non-arguments from cali-faggots. I see you dipshits got your education from Berkeley.
>Des Moines Not even close, and yeah I'm very jealous of your crime infested shithole. I'm sure it's great having to live in a gated neighborhood just to keep the human trash out.
>Being this buttmad. Not mad in the slightest, talking shit about New New Mexico is fun. >newfag Is this what newfags resort to when they run out of ammo? Are you going to tell me about based stickman or pepe the frog to prove your oldfaggotry?
Anthony Allen
>Ignoring the supplemental rate You still have more poor people than any other state in the Union, even when you ignore it.
Cameron Gutierrez
>Thinking Wikipedia is not a reliable source. They lock the wiki's that have been reviewed so dumb fucks can't edit them retard. Also, there are sources for the data at the bottom. Dumbass.
Oliver Perry
>Are you going to tell me about based stickman or pepe the frog to prove your oldfaggotry? No, but I could tell you about exploding knees or frosted butts, perhaps boxxy and girugamesh, or maybe even about how cakes should be made (obviously you should cook by the book). I've forgotten older memes than you have been alive boyo.
Benjamin Walker
Yes dude. I want to live in a complete fucking shithole where I pay an absurd amount of taxes that goes towards nothing. Lol fuck off. Keep your fucking lesbians down in venice and redondo. Tell me whats so great about the cities since I live in one of them. Im obviously missing something so great about this place. Is it the illegals, bums, trash, graffiti, or the shitholes like the entire south/east LA area?
Even if you spend 5 minutes researching you will quickly come to the conclusion that this place is a fucking shithole.
Jackson Turner
>be California >Californian grizzly bear becomes state animal >Californian grizzly bear goes extinct The only good thing to come from California is its fleeing middle class
Isaac Martinez
>Is it the illegals, bums, trash, graffiti, or the shitholes like the entire south/east LA area? Maybe you are missing the normal people who don't fall into those categories. In any given city the number of homeless people is dwarfed by the number of people who are not. Maybe you are just lacking optimism so you don't notice the positive?
Nolan Adams
What place is positive? Come one. Point them out so I can rail you with how it REALLY is.
James Harris
>Implying Wikipedia updates their shit on a timely manner
Ahhh... That fine Berkeley education in action.
Dylan Jackson
kek thanks user
fuck california, youre all trash. fix your state.
>muh dems
fix it, or move.
Ryder Bell
>Berkeley is the only college in California. If you don't like Wikipedia that is fine, you can fact check them. Doesn't mean that the information I posted is wrong.
Lincoln Roberts
>Still ignoring me I already said you're wrong faggot. Supplemental rate is all that matters.
Wyatt James
My family was one of those. Moved to texas when i was in highschool and was happy for it