DRUMPFS ABOUT TO GET BTFO

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CONAN IS ALREADY KNEE DEEP IN BLACK PUSSY

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What are the chances that he cherry picks all of the locations that he shows off instead of showing what the average street looks like.

>inb4 he gets kidnapped and held for ransom.

Check em

Why are they so light skinned? Did he bring nigresses with him?

Why is conan doing political material now? Why is he even there? Would serve him right to get kidnapped or killed.

Next time.

guaranteed this is the case.

Did Conan get Ebola yet?

That's a Dominican style home, he's still in the "nice" part.

Just as I thought, he's gone straight to the fancy parts where the wealthiest french-speaking haitians are. Not downtown where they're all in poverty digging through dirt cookies and plastic.

Better mark all the locations he goes on the map. Then show how much he left out.

Hey everybody rich millionaire celebrity here, liveblogging from the tourist zones of haiti and surrounded by bodyguards, ask me anything!

Conan is going to get diarrhea diseases if he keeps shaking hands with Negro's in Haiti.

These celebs as always getting comfy with the democrats but this time they realize they can snatch Trump's support among the Haitian community in Florida.

>Haiti
>beautiful

Will Conan eat a mud cookie?

He's the only late night guy that hasn't been talked about in the Trump era now he's trying to get himself some love.

He's a FUCKING WHITE MALE, he has to work extra hard to show he's one of the good whites™.

Please dear lord

Why is 2/3rds of his entire skull forehead?

I hope he gets murdered.

The beautiful country they would all donate a kidney to leave.

Can we get Samantha bee to go to Haiti next?

>Why is conan doing political material now?

Well, the entertainment industry sells shit to brown people so they are trying to cover there ass. While they actually propagandized white people into disliking brown people for nearly a couple decades now. But pol has a short memory.

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Even the black 10s are low 3s...

Doesn't matter had sex.

Digits say Conan gets mugged at gun point on camera. The video is leaked later.

chances are high. it is a shithole country

Digits for something absurdly bad that no one expected but is also delightfully ironic happens to Conan in Haiti

they look American don't they?

pls god let him get shot right in his stupid fucking face

Haha yeah.... we needed convincing to hate blacks. Haha....

>CONAN IS ALREADY KNEE DEEP IN BLACK PUSSY
IN BEFORE AIDS

mfw, he is just 6'4". What a fucking manlet.

Ok so if these countries are officially great places to live. Cash in your food stamps and go back home. You don't need to be here

>tfw you never got Conan over here, but you've never liked him ever since he wouldn't let Bart dance

What is she thinking?

Digits say nothing bad happens to Conan at all and he has a delightful time in Haiti and we all learn something important about first impressions.

How much security does he have tho.. .

Conan Obamavoter officiated a gay wedding once too. He's a total liberal tool.

Conan dies on the trip.
ROLLAN

He's probably on some film set in California

Wtf did I just watch.

He's constantly guarded by private security wherever he goes and he probably sleeps in the Western hotels. He's proving just how big a shithole it is while trying to pretend it's not.

Conan goes to foreign countries to do shows all the time.

Conan should go visit Haiti's neighbor the Dominican Republic and ask them what they think of Trump's comments. I bet they'll totally agree that Haiti is a beautiful haven.

He dies of some brain prion or something because he consumes human flesh whilst partaking in the local quisine

Nah, he used to be funny and gave rise to Triumph the insult comic dog..guy.

>tfw it's Jane Byrne and Cabrini Green all over again

>Being funny will stop the bullet entering his chest

CHECKED

CONAN CONTRACTS SOME TYPE OF FUCKING DISEASE DROPS DEAD IN A COUPLE DAYS.

TOPKEK
Yeah, but the point is all the shit pol gives the entertainment industry, when in actuality they pretty much manufactured Trump. This is like social engineering at its finest

>Why did you call my country a shithole, user?

>beautiful country
Kek yeah right.

You don't see the army of private security following him at all times and vetting every person he meets. You'll never see that

She's eyeballing the private army holding off a crowd of real Hatians

If he doesn't eat a mud cookie he hasn't experienced Haiti

He needs to try the dirt cookies, I hear they are good.

I hope he knows the kidnapping rate for white people in haiti without armed escort is 100% because Haiti is one of the places they are open about massacring white people.
Best pay is 350$ a year he is worth millions.
Even haitians can put those numbers together.

>goes to a shithole country to prove to the evil drumpf that it's not a shithole
>only stays in 5* hotels that cost thousands per night
>cherry picks every location that he posts pictures of online
>SEE?! HAITI IS EVEN BETTA THAN AMERIKKKA! BLUMPGH BTFO!

Digits and Conan gets kidnapped by the cartel and held for ransom.

Three recurring digits and Conan's PR team won't be able to hush it up in time and it makes international headlines

Oh yea I’ve been propagandized to hate the niggers that destroyed my old neighborhood lmfao

lord. He can't get more obvious.

>Enjoy your hentai, whyte boi

He gets turned into mud cookies.

...

>Conan is killed by one of his own guards
Kek confirm the future

>when in actuality they pretty much manufactured Trump
Trump was Trump before he went on t.v you fucking retard

quick some one get that story about the girl going to haiti to give aid to rape victims and ends up getting raped. or some thing similar, it was one of those "hitch hike through the middle east to prove a point" levels of stupid.

I love how you can already tell he's in the rich part of Haiti just based on the clothing the women are wearing.

Roll. Plz die in Haiti Conan

>interacting only with haitian women
what did he mean by this?

also guarded with a dozen mercenaries and private police.
Friendly reminder that if you are white, let alone a white woman, in Haiti, and you are alone, you're gonna get your wig split.

>high profile celebrity in Haiti

The bias will be obvious.

Holy smokes

>Conan catches an aggressive 3rd world viral infection and dies before anyone even realizes what's going on because there's no competent doctors on the entire Island

Off-camera there is probably a squad of armed ex-commandos acting as bodyguards/security.

Don't blame him.

Heem look like heem know de wey

You know my ex was half Haitian and she had some low hanging titties just like that

I’d fuck a light skinned with 2 condoms

I guarantee you that he has at least 5 armed escorts hiding from the camera

And actually she was really offended when I said Haiti was a shithole on my Snapchat

oh fuck please.
>leftists turn around and beg for government aid to pay the ransom.
>Drumpf tells them to fuck off over twitter.

Classic Conan hoverhand.

so conan will get medical treatment in hati the next time he needs some or dental work done in hati ? will he even drink the tap water?

YOU GOT SOCIAL ENGINEERED FAGGOT JUST ADMIT DEFEAT

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>before he went on t.v
>went on t.v
>t.v

Yeah, no shit. You don't think that this all might have been planned........I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU

>Why is 2/3rds of his entire skull forehead?
Haven't you learned anatomy of the Jew?
sloping 5head is a common marker among many

nah he will just get gang raped then disposed of when they are done fucking him.

This. What the fuck is the big deal? The whole exoloring foreign countries thing is a normal part of their show

Can we find the location based on the picture?

Yikes. He should really watch where he steps.

he's going for the richest ladies of haiti, judging from their clothes

the trump curse will strike

Oh fuck off, they're crafty but no
Just stop

Yup, or they're wealthy like him.

Show the security team

I like Conan, I genuinely fear for him.

“Why is this white devil exploiting my country to virtue signal”

Wow, anecdotes! This is very convincing.

Meanwhile only bigots care about statistics:
Haiti GDP $1,800, literacy 60%, one of the shittiest shitholes in the world

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find airports in haiti on map then flip around for building that look like Op within I guess >10 minutes away from sed airport.

>they're crafty

Trump was a boss in a "reality" show America's boss. Right? Now is is president actually America's boss. You can't connect the dots?

IT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE