Girl walks in on guy changing

>girl walks in on guy changing
>EHHHHHHHHH!!! BAKA HENTAI
>beats the shit out of her

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>girl is late for school
>sprints out of house with toast in her mouth
>accidentally runs into mysterious boy
>falls, chokes to death on toast
>remainder of show is about responsible girl who is always on time and gets straight A's
>she never marries but devotes her life to science

>user goes to Sup Forums
>Finds yet another cancerous greentext thread complaining about anime cliche followed by a reaction image

better than an anime general

>Girl trips and falls on a guy
>Somehow gets his dick in her mouth
>KYAAA! YAMETE HENTAI!
>Girl gets slapped to the moon

>user goes to Sup Forums
>Finds yet another cancerous greentext thread complaining about anime cliche followed by a reaction image
>Doesn't complain about it

> user does not go to Sup Forums and leaves his apartment for the first time in a week instead.
> Does not get hit by truck.

>user does not go to Sup Forums and leaves his apartment for the first time in a week instead.
>Gets hit by a truck
>Is just dead

>girl in anime comes from china
>knows martial arts, and dress stereotypical chinese outfit
>talks in proverbs

That has been done before. I can't recall the name but it was a sol from the 90s.

>guy with boner falls on girl

>girl with boner falls on a guy

>guy with boner falls on girl with boner
>SCHWING sound effect

>fate shut in neet lives by himself and plays game
>parents force him to go outside. outside he gets hit by a truck for being such a slow piece of shit
>get re-incarnated into a new fantasy world...
>but he's still an ugly fat piece of shit

maybe he can learn magic but this won't be a 'oh if only I could start over' show

>super serious fightan girl
>she is going to inherit the dojo of her family but doesn't really want to
>oh and she actually really likes cute things too wow who would have guessed

>Guy falls in love with truck
>Gets hit by Japanese girl

>weak guy learns how to fight, but sucks at first
>trains and trains
>still sucks
>everyone agrees he has no potential

>Guy falls in love with truck
is getting hit by a truck some japanese cliche?

over used to the point that Kono suba made fun of the cliche by having Kazuma die by not being run over by a truck

> School idol is prettiest girl in school.
> Track and field star, top of the class grades.
> But only MC discovers her secret:
> She is secretly fat.
>
> Don't ask how it works, just go with it.

Isn't that basically Masamune-kun's Revenge?

Whenever the plot requires a character to die, the go-to plot device in anime/manga is a runaway truck.

>black guy in anime
>has white man's voice

>harem with one trap
>trap wins

>MC confesses his love to a girl
>They become a cute couple
>They kiss

youtube.com/watch?v=-PHffbbmNWU

Crime rate too low for thief with a gun, not many fire deaths, and truck drivers as with any country are extremely overworked with little sleep and a lot to do. If you need a quick way to kill off a character that doesn't raise eyebrows, it's that in Jap writing.

It's already been done.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=EtzlKJ1dObU

>black guy in anime
>gets the best girl

>black woman in anime
>it has white features with a dark skin

>guy walks in on girl changing
>she doesn't react to it and keeps changing

You think THAT'S bad, remember that time I started a waifu thread with no image?

has never happened

There was a really good doujin that started like this. Some Idol type thing. I could never find it again because I don't know my idol shows.

name 999 shows where this happens

>cliche

fuck, i was scared for a moment there

what was his fucking problem?

youtube.com/watch?v=AfxitIDRK7c

>Bad guy immediately transforms to his final form and uses is ultimate move instead of sandbagging for 8 episodes.

great scene, but not what was mentioned

he's an asian on the wheels, you need a better explanation?

The driver is also a victim of trucks.

that would actually be pretty cool

>>she never marries but devotes her life to science
>wastes all her money on young male hosts
>kills herself by jumping off the roof at the end
>one big PSA for Japanese kids to BREED

Probably playing Pokemon Go.

>isekai world
>final boss's ultimate move is pulling out a gun and shooting MC

>still loses because anyone who uses their ultimate move first automatically loses

go to /h/ you filthy animal, this is a christian board

>male MC find and downloads hypnosis app on his phone
>his sister finds it and uses it to rape him

This happens in the movie Wizards.

the bad guy is expecting a magical showdown for the fate of the world and the MC just pulls out a gun and shoots him.

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name 5 vns and 20 animes where this happens

YES

It exists I read it last week.

The fuck? Seriously?

>Guts with boner falls on potato
>CLANG sound effect

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To be a true psa it'll have to involve the science girl going back in time to relive her life and choosing a family and work on the side this time around.

He was passing and going back to the correct lane without knowing someone was there. Still an ass for doing that at a crosswalk.

>this thread walks into anons room
>Finds yet another cancerous filth infested pigsty with a fat neckbeard fighting with his mom about an allowance

Kill yourself OP

I'd do the same if she was ugly.

>idiot goes to Sup Forums
>goes into thread to complain about the complainers complaning.

Truly does it have one's mind react in a most peculiar way.

>main character is a special snowflake who's the son of the most powerful demon lord and an archangel
>is an orphan and doesnt know about parents
>doesnt inherit any powers
>rather, ends up weaker

Time to watch more anime buddy.

Usually happens with deadpan lolis or Rei clones. And sluts too.

Shit, they should just have someone isekai after getting hit with a nuke, just to change it up a bit. Don't even mention the nuke afterward, like a daily part of life for them.

>Anime goes on to show all Final Boss' plans fall apart on their own
>Final Boss sits quietly next to MC's body as all his dreams crumble
>Stares down at gun, shrugs, tosses it aside and walks off into the sunset

>A girl falls in love with her brother
>Her brother starts to realize he also loves his sister in a romantic way
>It's just a phase
>They both get romantically involved with other people and have a healthy, non incestuous sibling relationship

How come sometimes these greentext Sup Forums threads get deleted, other times mods let them stay up?

This is how it should have happened, dammit.

It's because the no-fun allowed American mods are mostly asleep right now.

>MC is a chubby chaser

>moron goes to Sup Forums
>goes into thread to complain about the complainer complaining about the complainers.

user...

What?

>user posts a thread to shit on tsunderes
>Mods delete it

>guy walks in on girl changing
>ah gomenasai
>daijobu
>guy walks out

>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all.
>She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Fuck off. Everyone knows KeitAi

If you want to keep it PG, probably touches his nipples or something. I get a feeling most guys don't like that sensation. Dick in mouth disease would probably not fly anymore. But groping is fine.

>dumb feelshitter phoneposter thread got deleted
What's wrong with this exactly?

>Girl slips a hand under his shirt and touches his nipple

Yeah, I can agree with that. It feels weird when something touches mine.

>walk in on actual 11/10 woman who doesn't immediately scream, and who carries on in sighing nonchalant manner
I actually have no idea how I would react in this situation. inb4 "rape her" memes

Bob was one of the best things in TT

except that's not a cliche? or is that your "joke"?

It has though.

>due to plot MC now has a cute girl around him
>he doesn't act like a whiny passive-aggressive little shit with a stick up his ass, but joins her in her shenanigans since they are way more fun than a normal japanese life
>soon they start flirting with each other
>they go out and make out like typical horny teenagers would
>male friends sincerely congratulate MC
>no other girl gives a crap about him

>token Japanese/White crossbreed character
>the character's mother is Japanese, the father is White
Just kidding lmao, based Japan aint that cucked yet.

Shut your disgusting whore mouths.

I've seen that.

>implying

>girl falls down
>completly avoids beta MC on the way down
>her skirt is long enough not to show her pantsu

>piece of shit goes to Sup Forums
>goes into thread to post bait pic and complain about the complainer complaining about the complainers complaining

dumbass...

japan is literally the most cucked country there is. they're basicaly america's bitch.

...

It's so overused I can't react to it anymore.

You beat the dead horse, raised it as a zombie, beat it some more, killed it again and continued to beat it.

>girl with huge tits shows up
>MOO cow sound-effect plays

i love hentai

School Rumble did this joke.

Why would any western woman breed with a jap male?
>likely shorter than her
>small penis
>no free time
>the guy doesnt speak english and since women usually arent weebs they dont bother learning japanese

Japanese drivers are shitty as fuck, let me tell you.
They overtake in no overtaking zones, drive 15 to 20km/h over the posted limit all the time, including 30km/h zones, they change lanes without indicating, they stop on the side of the road where there is no shoulder and just turn on their hazards and sit there for 10 minutes waiting for someone.

The guy in the tiny truck probably thought the person stopping was stopping for some other reason, or he was just being too slow for him so he was aiming to overtake anyway it just happened the crosswalk was there and a little girl was going to cross.

What will Japan do once the self-driving trucks become common?