Agni-V brings all of China within India's N-zone

>The nuclear-capable missile with a range of over 5,000 km now covers all of Asia but most importantly all of China within its nuclear capability.

>ndia is all set to enter the super exclusive club of countries with intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) after it successfully launched Agni-V in a pre-induction trial on Thursday, January 18. The nuclear-capable missile with a range of over 5,000 km now covers all of Asia but most importantly all of China within its nuclear capability.

>Once inducted, India will join an elite league of nations such as the US, UK, Russia, China and France.

Discuss the pros and cons of the new ICBM of India? Is the end near Sup Forums?

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just promise to wash it off before you launch it
I feel having bacteria transported from India to a human country so quickly might cause an outbreak that even a nuke won't sterilize

Amazing what actual rocket fuel can do instead of poo-powered rockets

Welcome to the nuclear bully club. Good things will come to u but only if u use your nukes to intimidate unarmed countries. Good luck!

The Agni-5, which is capable of carrying a nuclear warhead of about 1.5 tonnes, is a fire-and-forget missile, meaning that once fired it cannot be stopped, except by an interceptor missile that is only in possession of a few countries, including the US and Russia.

Why would you want to wash a nuclear weapon which you are sending to your enemies? The more filthy the better! Isn't that the point?

civilized countries have treaties on biological weapons

also I bet that shit spreads outside it's normal ecosystem

Lol! But do you think India should change it's "No First Use Policy"?

>India has a declared nuclear no-first-use policy and is in the process of developing a nuclear doctrine based on "credible minimum deterrence." In August 1999, the Indian government released a draft of the doctrine[28] which asserts that nuclear weapons are solely for deterrence and that India will pursue a policy of "retaliation only". The document also maintains that India "will not be the first to initiate a nuclear first strike, but will respond with punitive retaliation should deterrence fail" and that decisions to authorise the use of nuclear weapons would be made by the Prime Minister or his 'designated successor(s)'.[28] According to the NRDC, despite the escalation of tensions between India and Pakistan in 2001–2002, India remained committed to its nuclear no-first-use policy.

Imagine if it carried deadly pathogen colected from the worstndesignated shitting streets, India could bring the world to its knees through germ warfare

Superpower by 2020 confirmed

I know you were joking but India does have bio and chemical weapons too.

Amen to that!

Jokes aside, most of the population doesn't care about superpower status. From a common perspective, they just want to flourish. I think it's gonna take another 70-100 yrs to do that.

so when does pakishithole become a shit'crater?

Pakistan is irrelevant. Fun will start when the Agni-VI will be ready which has a range of 10000-12000 km and will cover the west!

Yeah your whole population is a fucking biolgical menace.

Why is your country named that? Is everyone hungry there all the time?

I hope India wipes out China.

they are huns
huns=hungary

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good
now quit dicking around and turn pakistan into a parking lot
you know you want to

I actually googled it. Found out about the history

>Hungarians (= the Magyars) are the descendants of Magor, and the Huns are the descendants of his brother, Hunor. So these are two different nations. The Huns are already extinct / melted to other nations. So when people call country Hungary, it refers to the Huns, although they are a different nation from them. We even call our country as Magyarország, "land/nation of the Magyars".

Strange name for a country though

No.

>india dominates Asia...
I'm ok with this.

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Fuckin nice dude

See this We don't want to get bogged down by getting into a dispute, jut grow economically and advance in science and technology and be as rich as European nations.

To attack Pakistan with a nuke, they would have to attack us coz of our stupid No First Use doctrine!

Pls nuke Pakistan, Bangladesh and Saudi Arabia.

I do not like indians, but I think they are better than chinese bugmen. I'd prefer Japanese to go full fash and conquer all of Asia tho.

>India nukes China out of nowhere for some reason
>China retaliates
>Entire middle east and continental Asia an irradiated wasteland

that would be fucking wild

Why is Gandhi so dark? He was not from South India!

Sorry for lack of context..

I played Civ 1 for years, then played the shit out of Civ 2 for way too long. Great games.

But yeah, even I knew the random ass Babylonians having nukes could somehow one day become reality, no matter how absurd it seemed.

Me too. Japanese are great and have an amazing work ethics. I like Japanese and S. Korean girls.

>>Once inducted, India will join an elite league of nations such as the US, UK, Russia, China and France.

Stop trying

Good taste Prajeet.

No sanctions, no threats, no B-2 bombers, no UN condemnations. Tell me again why North Korea is a "rogue power."

the name is derived from Hungaria which in itself is derived from the nomads (ungari) of the middle ages even thought they are say they are magyars.

Also goulash

Cause they don't suck Israel's dick like India does.

>You need population control (not the Chinks way but at least reduce your birth rates to a factor of 1,5 per adult citizen)
>farm and irrigation programmes because you are dependent on import food
>energy supply programmes based on nuclear energy and fracking
>ecological measures to combat groundwater pollution
>Roads, Railways and Boats. Modernize your infrastructure and use American city planning.
>Get rid of your Muslims or at least start sterilizing them.
>Start schools focused on trades, medical services, pharmacy and food industry.
>Prohibit socialists from infiltrating your society through measures included into your constitution.
>Make an effort for your people to stop being so rapey.

That makes me laugh because in my entire life I have never heard anyone named Pajeet! Where'd you get that from?

Why stop trying? If you don't try you don't succeed

>Norks with 20 million malnutritioned people have better missiles than India
the absolute state of pooland

Agni is the fire one, right? That's sick.

Communist dictatorship

In China the communists established a parliamentary government after getting rid of Maoists retards who wanted a dynasty.
North Korea never got past the dictator step.

>Pajeet
Its a play on the English interpenetration on what Hindi sounds like to a foreigner sorta like this

youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY

Actually no. India has trade relations with Israel. Recently even voted against moving embassy to Jerusalem. Look it up. India has sided with Palestine historically. We know jews are cunts and not to trust them.

>You need population control (not the Chinks way but at least reduce your birth rates to a factor of 1,5 per adult citizen)

Agree

>farm and irrigation programmes because you are dependent on import food
>energy supply programmes based on nuclear energy and fracking
>ecological measures to combat groundwater pollution

Government is already doing that although not as fast as I desire. Too much apathy among people. More education is required.

>Roads, Railways and Boats. Modernize your infrastructure and use American city planning.

100% agree, visited 3 states in US last year and they had everything proper. I wish the government would just break down everything and start allover again.

>Get rid of your Muslims or at least start sterilizing them.
Yep

>Start schools focused on trades, medical services, pharmacy and food industry.
Also technology and study of nano technology, sciences, computer etc.

>Prohibit socialists from infiltrating your society through measures included into your constitution.
>Make an effort for your people to stop being so rapey.
Yeh I know what you mean, although there is huge change in the cities and young generation is more open-minded.

>interpenetration
hehe...
*interpretation

Yes, Agni literally mean fire

They call them selves Magyar (we call them that too).
Early French, Italian and German "scholars" wrongly connected them to the Huns due to their geographic location in the Panonic valley.
Funny enough that Attila the Whip of God was said to have been born in Istria which is in modern day Croatia.

He spent his youth in Africa and got an even darker tan.
At least he realized the subhuman status of sub-Saharan monkeys.

gives a new meaning to "dirty bomb"

Too bad the poos care more about pointless rockets and saber rattling against China than spending money to stop their population from starving or dying from disease

It depends on the quality of POO the rocket loaded.
For the premium, weapon grade highly concentrated POO, it can easily reach every front lawn of American houses.

But did you get the toilet yet?

>No sanctions, no threats, no B-2 bombers, no UN condemnations. Tell me again why North Korea is a "rogue power."

1. North Korea threatens it's neighbour with nuclear attack and India doesn't.

2. India has No First Use doctrine.

3. India follows a balanced practice of nuclear technology and has several treaties with other countries for the same.

Why not both? It's good to have a deterrent against your enemies especially when we're so close to another World War as defined in Kali Yuga.

Always had a toilet. I still prefer to shit on street, it's more "natural"

>AGNI-V
>VAGNI
>VAGIN

pls show vagin n bobs

Agni means fire, V is roman numeral for 5. Stands for 5th version of the missile. But yeah I get your point

>implying china didnt have nukes in range of the entirety of india

I'm aware. We actually had one of your movies at the theater I work at. Literally called "Toilet"

I heard about that movie which featured Akshay Kumar. The movie is to raise awareness about sanitation in rural areas

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet:_Ek_Prem_Katha

It got some pretty good reviews! I haven't watched it yet, the actor is one of the most versatile actors in Indian cinema. I like his movies although I myself don't watch much Indian cinema.

A woman leaves her husband on the first day of their marriage after discovering that he doesn't have a toilet. He desperately sets out on a mission to win back his love by standing up to the age-old traditions and values of India.

The film is a satirical comedy film in support of Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi's Swachh Bharat Abhiyan, a governmental campaign to improve the sanitation conditions in India, with emphasis on the eradication of open defecation in public areas, especially in the rural areas of India.

Never implied that now both have each other in a range which is a good deterrent.

Ha, you can’t reach me!

POO

See thisWith Agni-VI we will, sorry

fag india cant even nuke australia, truly a pathetic cuntry, even NK can nuke us. lmao, losers! SAD!

its too late for the oceans

Cool

SUPERPOOER BY 2030

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>Always had a toilet. I still prefer to shit on street, it's more "natural"
kys

Oops

hahaha

Hey, you're stupid and backwards. Don't worry about it. I remember working with a bunch of millennial Indians to get an enterprise system running. They spent more time playing ping pong than anything else. I'm glad a straight shooter (when it comes to migration) is in office here. Maybye it reminds you that you can't buy merit.

>US, UK, Russia, China and France.
sounds like a new UN security counsel member

Hey pajeet, please crater chinkland.

What's wrong with ping pong? It's great - I love playing it. Didn't they let you win?

>The more filthy the better! Isn't that the point?

no
>turbine clogged up with poo
>dosnt engage
>trigger device clogged up with poo
>misfires prematurely (insert joke)
>detonates on launch silo, killing billions of poos

>>turbine

Nuclear weapon not a power plant.

You have lots of homeless population too. If it is easy to solve why haven't you done it?