MAJOR HAPPENING: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

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tsunami/city destroyer

Or hopefully a dinosaur sized global extinction, it was nice knowing ya, thanks for almost conquering the world.

Please let it happen just fucking end it already

Rollin

Virgin or Chad?

The earth is flat. Nasa means to deceive in Hebrew. Nasa is full of liars.

I'm going to die a virgin...

Easy solution, just send up some guy to nuke it before it hits us.

u need no asteroid help to end yourself, y'know that pal?

Location Israel please.

about fucking time. Apocalypse now hell yeah.

please hit california first

Me too senpai

It didn't have to be this way

ezpz just use a gravity tug, no bombs required.

Okay, it's happening in February. That gives me less than a month to get laid.

Image Source: Hubble Space Telescope.

lol

>IMPACT of asteroid that will approach Earth in 2029 ‘CANNOT be ruled out’
>next passing 2036
Wow another 20 years ...

thank god

Rolling

source:
bgr.com/2018/01/17/nasa-says-skyscraper-sized-asteroid-headed-toward-earth-is-potentially-hazardous/
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>It is set to pass by our planet on the 4th February at a distance of around 2,615,128 miles (4,208,641km) away - which is relatively close in space terms.

>For reference, the distance between the Earth and the moon is 238,855 miles (384,400 km).

Wow, it's fucking nothing. Unless this event puts it on a collision course with Earth later on

>not happening

time.com/5107838/asteroid-2002-aj129-fly-pass-earth-space-rock/

And even worse.... a canadian..

This.

If it was a real threat "hazardous" is not the right word to describe this at all. Smoking is hazardous, playing around with mercury is hazardous.

This is just something for sci fi fags to jerks each other off with, no different than

> 1980: GLOBAL COOLING WE'RE ALL GONNA FREEZE
> 2000: GLOBAL WARMING WE'RE ALL GONNA BURN
> 2010: CLIMATE CHANGE WE'RE ALL GONNA DROWN

And then some
> BIRD FLU WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
> SWINE FLU WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
And now
> JAPAN FLU OMG!!!!!!1!

I just don't get how people can claim things like (((UN))) and (((NASA))) and yet continue on buying into the shit they say whenever it's convenient for them.

this

Good

DIGITS AND IT HITS ISRAEL

Here's to hoping it hits LA
But with our luck it will probably just miss Earth by a trillion fucking miles

My favorite was Ebola & Zika.

Digits and it hits your shit hole country. I doubt your people would even notice you're such a shit hole. Just a giant land mass of snow and bears and shitty ugly people. Good riddance

Shut up and leave him alone faggot

> JAPAN FLU OMG
ricemixing is a real threat

DELET

that fucking clickbait title and sudden retract within the article
just read the archived version like i did: don't give em clicks

Check that ruskie. Down that vodka!

Pls hit Brazil

Keked

yes just like they landed on the moon then somehow lost all the tech that got them there and pics they took. lies damn lies.

cant pass van halen belt.

"potentially hazardous" means there is a tiny fucking chance of it coming close to earth, and firing paint pellets on it would make the sun push it to a different trajectory.

Its fucking nothing

>Implying I'm not going to be among the few million survivors who inherit the Earth and spend the rest of their lives in S.T.A.L.K.E.R mode.

I want it to happen.

Thank you lord.

Nasa means nothing in hebrew you fucking russian disinfo agent

About time

Repetitive numbers say it hits Los Angeles. Let it happen!

> Nasa means nothing in hebrew
are you trying to nasa me?

t. Kike

My favourite was SARS because there was an Asian kid in my class and whenever he sneezed I'd get a discussion going about how we needed to put him in quarantine lol

why not just build fucking antimeteorite defense system if there is such a thing as "outer space"?

Kek. Where did this nasa hebrew meme come from?

Rock impacts have been common throughout history and they are very dangerous and no one pays attention to it desu. even a small 150 feet rock could kill a city with millions of dead

youtube.com/watch?v=-W6Lftgq8mg

> passby distance over 11 times the Earth moon distance
also, this is not a political topic. Use the random board

When they run out of reasons for governments to give them billions they'll bring this up as the newest project.

Because it's not easy

isnt that why the larped moon landing ?

>skyscraper sized
so... not big enough to make it through our atmosphere and do any major damage
probably just knock a few trees over in Siberia
that is assuming we don't blow it up or redirect it before it even makes it to our atmosphere
literally a nothingburger

Kim will nuke it before reaching earth, thus becoming Supreme Leader of the World

Are they really trying to sell that as a real fotograph? NASAs lies get worse by the day

another ohmygodyourallgonnadie.exe
>quick lemme fuck my sister since its the end of the world

>NASA says nuclear bomb headed towards a white country or Russia is potentially dangers
FTFY

It's a lie, Wernher von Braun knew.

Why does it look like arsenal gear

Climate deniers BTFO
Drumpf could have prevented this but it will obviously fit through the ozone hole now, we're doomed

its hard to believe some one who sold us the rocket trap/dead end.

This
If it passes at any point between the earth and moon's orbit, that's when you need to worry

anything outside that is unlikely to hit us

I must ask this, do you sniff her cooch? Its for research purposes.

I can feel universe's anger at Trump in this asteroid
she's angry at him for not signing the Paris accords

I hope it lands on my house

good

The ride might finally end, it's the happening of happenings

Nukes aren't real

Sad!

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based

this shit is all fucking awful anyway

Are all meteors not skyscrapers though?

nasa.gov/mission_pages/asteroids/widget/index.html

do the math, fucking cunt

Sweet release, come swiftly,
o'er the sky, bright saviour.

Even then it's a long shot, and the trajectory of this sort of shit is incredibly easy to calculate at this point.

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Are you reading "The Language Crystal"?

>Wow, it's fucking nothing

Are you suprised? Im in this place since way to long, and I have seen so many OMG NORTHKOREA WAR/METEOR GONNA HIT US/ YELLOWSTONE ERRUPTING threads by now its silly.

WE ALL GONNA DIE :DDDDDDDD

Plz hit California

Cool

based

Bang your sister

>Chad
>Sup Forums
Choose wisely you can only pick one

Don’t worry all you have to do is walk into the street and ahmed will help you

>Now imagine that piece of rock buzzing toward Earth on its way to making a nearby pass (and by “nearby,” we mean more than 11 times the distance between our planet and the moon).
The author then goes on to be a retard
>The space object is 0.7 miles wide, some 0.2 miles bigger than the massive Burj Khalifa skyscraper in Dubai.
That's a retarded comparison
>It’s speeding through space at 67,000 mph, The Daily Mail explains, while the speedy hypersonic North American X-15 aircraft can fly at speeds of only 4,520 mph.
Maybe that's because the X-15 is forced to accelerate through the atmosphere...

kek

>that is assuming we don't blow it up or redirect it before it even makes it to our atmosphere
>literally a nothingburger
americans literally believe their movies are real life

Source of image?

Much like myself, I assume he is a coward

It's time to fuck your sisters Sup Forums, don't miss this tarin!

Tybg

>First of all, why is this thread up again?
>Second of all the thing is gonna be 2,000,000 miles away when its at its closest to earth, you fags.

>'potentially hazardous'
My farts are 'potentially hazardous', too.
Just another big fucking nothingburger.

It's fearporn, user. How old are you?

Min ommak

who are you quoting?