What's your favorite type of cake?

What's your favorite type of cake?

Gentle big titted ones. I always wanted a nice busty cake to mount me and take my virginity.

commando cakes

Is there a such thing as a DFC cake, or small tiddies cake?

THICC

Aggressive ones

Yes. This one also turns into a magical girl maid.

Wait up mate, are ya still virgin?

Me and probably 70% of this board, yeah.

>70%

>70%
Too low. Try 99%.

A high-income executive one to take me as her househusband and buy me lots of stuff.

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There is nothing wrong with that though.

I prefer milfs.

Obese!

That's a meaty nipple.

1% lost their anal virginity

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I like both cheesecake and red velvet cake, but I dislike them combined. might be an autistic thing about the texture difference, who knows.

Never had red velvet cakes. What does the red taste like?

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Does she count as cake?

She was so much better in the LN's.

Depends on how you make the sponge.

The teacher thing is played out but I still like it.

Cakes are okay, but it's a fact that by their age all the good ones are taken.

I feel you man. Its why I will normaly use buttercream.

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Let's see how you look after three children and your sexual frustration through the roof.

Should I read it from volume one? I felt that Haruka's roles were cut a lot.

Probably a young teenage girl.

Why is this disgusting obese shit posted a lot recently?

The way she acts I always seem to see her as older than she is I guess.

Small cakes needs to be more of a thing.

No they absolutely don't.

We are currently in anime's thick arc.

milf cakes

LONDON

>falling for the 3dpd meme

Wew lad

I like mine pathetic and alcoholic

Like attracts like.

hottokeki best keki

This tanuki

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What about tomboy cakes?

Shortcake.

daily reminder

Will the universe permit something so perfect?

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It's being permitted this very season.

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does 25 count as cake or only 26 and above?

Hey, getting ass raped when you are just 6 years old isn't funny.

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Likely. I'm sure that's been a thing before.

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It's kind of rare but chocolate cake is my favorite.

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I love strawberry cake!

>that broken spine

but user, chiaki is a high schooler

Neither's getting the blood out of your clown costume afterwards.

She'll break yours

I want to see her personified.

Feet cakes

Period blood?

>tfw no good cake yuri

I want it.

Chocolate cake

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Kingly Cake.

Queen

Best cake coming through

I want to like cakes but they are always portrayed as alcoholics, loud and obnoxious, and super thirsty. All poor character traits.

I wish cakes won more.

Why not turn a cake into a MILF by knocking her up?

he said shortcake not short cake

OL looking teachers in glasses.

Why must the thread be ruined so early on?
I just ate my dinner...

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Nah, highscool student that works extra at the guild.

This pose just screams "fart."

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I believe the technical term is 'brrrappp'.

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>nobody has yet posted the genki, brown-skinned, sundress and woven sunhat, tomboy cake elf and I don't have it on hand right now
What a shame.

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I love grumpy cakes who are just butthurt they don't have a boyfriend, maybe the assistant boss of a wage cuck job.

What about explosion boy's mum from BnHA?

>You will never go spelunking inside a giant cake

Beetroot or food colouring.

>mum

That's a milf, lad

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Eh, she might just be a tomboyish girly girl

Yes it is.