Imagine you are the commander of an establishment tasked to turn soyboys into real men

Imagine you are the commander of an establishment tasked to turn soyboys into real men.
Your methods?

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>grill
>beef
>beer
you're welcome.

just give them each a gundam and let them sort the rest out in space mopping up zeon scum

IS that a Rhaegar Pepe?

Keto/paleo diet
Wim Hof method
nofap
intermittent fasting/feasting
no computers
Daily high intensity exercise

First I would contact my representatives about releasing the FISA memo.

Exercise regimen
Controlled diet
Bible program
Charisma training

Make them stop eating soy

>fatty meats
>beer

kill yourself you inbred hick

A single 1000 calorie high carb meal in the mornings with vigorous outdoor work then swimming nontstop for 4 hours

Let them punch eachother to the face.

>the carbed jew

Raiding helpless villagers

filter their tap water

easy, the way it has always been done.

It depends on the resources allocated, but it would include
>discipline
>good diet
>good exercise
>no social media (no screen really)
>good sleep schedule
>reading books

>not understanding how nutrition works
you require fat or your body will not process vitamins and your muscles will not be able to attach new protein during it's repair functions.

the beer is because that's literally how you become a man, get drunk enough times to just stop caring.

>beer
>estrogen laden hillbilly swill

High protein diet at either a caloric deficit or surplus depending on their individual needs. The big four lifts. Force them to shave their beards off. Camping trips to help ween them off of children's toys and introduce them to things like power tools and guns instead.

Teach them to survive without safety nets. Teach them to stand when it is hard, instead of kneeling when it is easy. Teach them to be truly genuine to themselves, not disingenuous for affirmation from others. Teach them not to make excuses, but to see uncomfortable reality. Teach them to build, rather than simply destroy.

Lead

Low carb keto diet is the mans diet.
>eating carbs
kys.

Not watching GoT, just liked the pose

>Not ale and bow hunted elk
OP said into real men

beatings

Agree with everything but the beer. I know way to many soy boys obsessed with ((craft beer))

i dunno maybe instead of assuming that they need to be treated like shit. maybe for once in their lives you can actually get them to have some fun. they come from a culture where everything fun or energetic is bad. they haven't let loose, there are no house parties for them because of noise complaint bylaws. they've never lived any of the normal things young people generally do. so throw a huge party, invite a hundred of the friendliest prostitutes, all the drugs, and let them get that out of their systems for a month.

then take them out into nature for surviving in the bush lessons. take them shooting. some martial arts. diet and exercise. but first they need some adventure, they're fucking square, so boring, no life, change that.

Literally dump them in the wilderness with nothing. The have to survive or curl up and soyout.

when u think about it the soy boy meme is making society better because it gives the anons the motivation to not be soy boys and therefore making them better and more balanced humans fisicaly and mentaly.

This kills the soyboy.
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Ah, auschwitz-mode

Why bother? They're hopeless anyway. Instead I force them to turn into traps so that I can fuck them and Allah won't consider it homosexual.

Deprogramming through study of National Socialist and traditionalist literature, guided and unguided meditation, and the use of entheogens.
Strict diet consisting only of what the group can forage, hunt, or grow themselves.
Exercise regimen consisting of general weightlifting, cardio, and the practice of one unarmed and one armed martial art.
Training in the basics of carpentry, masonry, and other material craftsmanship.
Training in marksmanship and the principles of warfare as well as defense of a nation.
The entire program would be conducted under mentors from the previous cycle in a rural setting with only brief supply trips to stores (specifically staffed by young women).

>Wim Hof method
Good choice lad

Care to elaborate?

have them build a bridge or a barn or something

>t. boomer who sits on his ass to watch nigger ball all day and considers himself "masculine"

mandatory daily experience in an auto body shop is a start

you're literally thinking in reverse.
liquor is for women.
that way they don't get fat.
beer is for men because it goes with steak better than that whiskey trash.

don't argue with your king.
;)

>keto
"just eat memes, kids."
protip: if women like it, it's bad for you.

I mean if your lacking any idea of what to do fight club is a hard on for all of the soy boys anyway tell em your doing that then leave them on an island and tell em survive. They live soyboy removed. They die well you got rid of the soyboy right?

craft beer is not real beer.
real beer is made by men in proper unions.

drinking beer gives a guy beer belly and tits though. and the estrogen thats a problem. i'm sorry king but you're fucking retarded.

get them drunk on cheap hard liqours drunk with no mix

>bow hunting
>manly
you have hands, user.

>spain

>drinking beer gives a guy beer belly and tits
only if that lazy bastard doesn't do physical labor.

>mandatory hunting/fishing , skinning, butchering, and flesh eating lessons
>Ban them from wearing pube beards (real beards are OK)
>armed & unarmed combat training
>rhetoric and logic lessons
>weight training
>study of classical literature
>instruction on female nature, acquisition, and management
>tying knots
>wilderness survival

You’ll have to beat it out of them... good luck

>hands
what are teeth for?

>he can’t chase a deer to death

Faggot

Send them to a known killing field. [spoiler]Don't tell them that the guys shooting at them are their guys[/spoiler].

Kill them all and feed them to the new generation of boys. This is the only answer

>flesh eating
Okay hannibal
>Ban them from wearing pube beards
So if you ever shave you can never even try to grow it back out again? Do you think beards just suddenly appear like a fucking respawning item in a game?
>rhetoric and logic lessons
This will just make liberals. That's how this all started. Logic can only be learned by experience, and some are just hopelessly lost to its practice.

>chasing the deer to death
Bitch move, the deer should accept its faith and skin itself for you

>feeding soyboys to them

FFS cannibal tribes would only eat the strongest warriors

Weightlifting.

Formal logic was part of a classical education for centuries

Liberals never study logic

>your method
Have my MMA buddies kick their shit until they hit back, then keep having them beat up until they start winning the fights
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A mother deer once gave me her dawn to cook and eat

Standard army training and discipline. After 2 years, commando training. Its done casually everyday by all armies Op.

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A real man is like a 10/10 woman. It's all down to the person. But rule of thumb for me is simple. Honor,loyalty, ability to admit when wrong and to make up for it accordingly, forethought. Teaching self respect would be a start. For example standing up to a bully who uses the victim card in full swing, or how they teach monkey's by cheating them out of something they rightfully earned when compared to a person they righteously defend.

>blocked social media
>Hardy BBQ meals on a Sunday
>Metal work
>Give them the option of smashing weight scales for feminists to have a percentage of funds donated to 3rd wave feminists. Have them berated on load speaker by one for added effect. She will informed that she gets money on the backs of them. I expect a lot will go for this at the start.
>Another option is to smash a drug dealers van with the metal work they have made. The reward here is not being yelled at.

I don't assume that nobody will try to kill themselves. But that saves on wood for the forge. How many of you would love to own a broad hammer made with the sweet of an ex soyboy and the ashes of the ones who didn't measure up to him?

sweat*. Also the percentage is 0%

I'd design a VR MMO that forced the users to use their full body and to also reward binge playing. Mystery to explore, stories riddled with rhyme and poetry to both see as it is written and to remember concisely that it may be shared with others also playing around me. The world would take itself seriously, no memes, no comedic relief by design so that the characters themselves may create their own methods of easing their burdens and pains through free expression effectively developing body, mind, and soul in a healthy an arguably safe environment that can be harnessed by just about anyone who does not get motion sickness from intense audio and visual stimulation.

Go to jiu jitsu class and get chocked out 43 times. Then go to a boxing gym and get your head smashed

-too obvious, really. We've had institutions specializing in making boys into men for thousands of years.

Ah the army. Thats a tested one

More animal fats, more meat, more vegetables and strength workouts. Cut carbs out of your food, i.e pasta, rice and potatoes. Having a piece of white bread to your meal isn't too bad and make sure to use real butter on it.

Typical burger talk, thinks ripping into a slab of beef and guzzling beer qualifies him a man. Is it hard work finding that tiny dick under your gut user?

You know the craziest thing about that photo is that the man with the shitty camera who's wearing the confederate cap will have to develop those rolls of film himself.
It's not like he can take them anywhere to be developed.

Day one off the bus cut all their hair off give them pt gear have then get in formation teach then basics of drill attention parade rest left face right face about face explain basic principles of prepatory command and command of execution. Pt the shit out of all of them any time someone fucks up which they will betas don't know left from right in drill. All night till dawn have drill down to find top beta that one leads tomorrow's 3 mile runs to mess easy shit I'd have them whipped in shape in a month and on to more useful things

>Bible program
We don't want them to get worse, you faggot

I do not imagine, I am IRL on a position of an establishment that turns young boys into young men.

You can probably guess what establishment.

AMA

1. Mandatory participation in a competetive sport with body contact. Mandatory aggressive celebration in the face of the opponent when winning.
2. Mandatory hunting/fishing and flaying of the animals.

That alone should do it.

It's all about breaking them down and building them back up make them strong after u destroy all the cucked things they have learned moral is important so anyway after the day one . Day 2 a little easier this day ur main exercise is those 3 mile runs to mess and in between ur teaching them out to live properly i.e. Cleaning their bunks proper way to make their beds how to shave basically teaching them how to be fucking men. At all points u need to find r top betas because u want to start grooming people for leadership roles. I would establish a scheduled day wake up 5 am get in formation take accountability run to mess hall eat hour run back by 8 begin classes till 12 run to mess hall eat for hour run back by 3 back to drill till 5 and then 5-7 a littler free time 7-9 more classes 9-10quiet time basically then in their room preping for the next day then taps and lights out 10

Kill them all

There should definitely be an accountabllity formation in company's before quiet time at all times u need accountability betas tend to want to go awall

Attrition

Beat the shit out of them 1 by 1

Can the soyboys maintain a healthy responsibility and manly lifestyle after some period , ie can they adress self diacipline or the effect is lost when in comfy lifestyle?

>Find a large archipelago
>Put 10 SoyBoys per island
>Battle Royale
>Survivors come out as men with severe PTSD

But seriously, put them in an environment where they have little to no technology long enough and no clear return date and they will either tap into their primal self and become fucking capable human beings or they will starve.

That's usually what differentiate soyboys from the rest of us, they never stepped foot in the wild and they don't understand the inherent reality of nature.

Diet and exercise are important, but you can't exercise your way into masculinity. There are plenty of buff gay dudes. Exercise is more meaningful when it accompanies a skill like boxing, MMA, alligator wrestling, or whatever. On top of keeping the body healthy, it builds confidence that one skill can be mastered. Skill and mastery build a better man and confidence translates to other areas of life. Mastering a skill is like playing a musical instrument, once you understand one of them and how you made yourself better, the next one is easier.

Something like boxing also has the added benefit of reducing fear and anxiety when they see that being hit isn't that bad and that they are capable of more than they thought. People that can at least compete, tend not to support systems that discourage competition and encourage artificial equity.

First I would deprive them of Videogames, and make them read books on history. For games they are only allowed to play GURPs, and if I see them running overly fantastical fantasy universes i give them a week in solitary confinement. Playing historical settings will win them my favor, anything else is just normal. Of course during this time they will be starting every day with running a mile, along with some amount of pushups/weightlifting, to make sure their wrists are no longer limp. They will be fed red meat, and given cheap beer, none of that hopsy shit. They will learn how to shoot, firing rifles and hand guns every other day. Most importantly they will study history and arts, and learn about the great men before them and the culture we have to preserve. Due to weapons malfuctioning any talmud or quran readers will be tragically killed by me. We will have bible studies, even athiests must understand their culture. We will not allow anybody to listen to "chill jazzy hip hop", "shoegaze" or any hipster shit. We will only listen to classical, jazz, folk, prog, metal, and punk. Emotive hardcore and emo can be allowed, but it is something you listen to in private and dont tell eachother about, like masturbation, if i catch you and your friend listening to moss icon, i beat the shit out of you. Anima and Manga will be strictly forbidden, sorry for those anime fans that are with us but it is a huge source of degeneracy. People who win my favor will be rewarded with more beer tickets and tickets that can be used to buy steaks and desserts.

I will start taking recruits, $600 a month

I should add to that they are also allowed to play card games and chess, when i said only play GURPs i meant i didnt want any faggots playing D&D.

Most of these fags have not been punched in the face nearly enough.

Secure them to a chain
Feed them steak bread and milk

Force them to feel good doing labour

Milk has estrogen in it, pytoestrogens in soy dont actually directly effect your hormones as much as estrogen in milk does. Best to not drink either get your protein elsewhere

>inb4 where'd you read that? the talmud

Force them to have a 30 minute match with Shibata and then make them go on a hunting trip/bender with Brock Lesnar.

This sounds like a cheesey pep talk in a coming of age football movie. I see what you're going for but I don't think that really answers op's question at all.

Yeah pretty much.

(((carbs)))

ban videogames and porn
force them into manual labor
remove alcohol
inject em with adrenaline to work out more
forced weightlifting sessions every 2 days until exhaustion
only water and coffee tea allowed to be ingested besides meat rice potatoes veggies and fruits.

i just fixed humanity.

Diet to start: no dairy, red meat / high protein, leafy greens, no caffeine. High water intake and antioxidants to cleanse the body of antidepressants, antianxiety, estrogen-producing meds/supplements they may be taking inadvertently. No electronic devices for first few weeks, family contact important.

Going through basic training, I honestly saw some soyboy type kids make real improvements in just 8 weeks. 8 weeks is a pretty short amount of time, and not a great comparison for experience but it's something.

Preferable location would be outdoors. Teach hand to hand combat, weapons training, daily exercise routine to include cardio (cardio teaches pain endurance). Uncomfortable settings makes people forget about their soyboy problems and focus on the situation they're in.

Daily mind exercise sessions teaching classical philosophy, history, how to debate without becoming personally upset and offended. Teach them how to respect others opinions and how to take rejection of their own.

Minimum 12 week program for semi-soys, 18-22 week program for deep soy extraction.

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Just dump them in the desert or some remote location with no technology, they have to fight other tribes of soyboys and hunt animals to survive

Rigorous exercise outside
Whisky
Hunting
Boxing/Wrestling
Brotherhood

Oh, and no internet for a month

Vile creature, back to the soy farms so we can knock you out with the farms themselves.

Forced conscription red army style.
>get shot, or get shot
Fighting and adrenaline can be addicting and life changing as any drug. Once they get hit with the slow-mo adrenaline effect, the inner soyboy will dissappear. And if it doesnt, then dead soyboys are no lose to anyone.

Ban the kike trick known as (((carbs))), ban democracy, remove ALL rights from women, forced military service.

>High carb
You forgot
>A nice chastity cage
>A nice shot of girl hormones for each queen~
>Let's make a race of good goy cucky bunnies!!!