Pedoneet

pedoneet
damegami
Lalatina
loli

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well it would be

rorikko

I love how you don't even grace Darkness with an insult.

Why does Darkness' pic look like you toop a screencap of a gif?

>Calling Darkness Lalatina
>not pissing her off by refusing to denigrate her and simply naming her Darkness

But then she'd probably still enjoy it even more if she actually were to realize your intention. Truly the best girl.

1) Mitsurugi is better.
2) Eris is better
3) perfectly fine
4) Yunyun is better

I love all these jerks!

>Eris is better
You can stop posting anytime, Kazuma-san

I love Megumin!

I love Megumin too!

whut?

>>Chad
>he'll never smash damegami pussy
>better

ゆんゆんは可哀想だな?

>>Aqua choking on semen
Stop it boner.

Darkness is better

>Yunyun is better

Post the thing.

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no and don't bully her or else.

ゆんゆんのおまんこに精液を打ち込む

>aqua with perky tits

Yeah nah get those grandma saggy tits out of here

She's a whore

ゆんゆん流産(((o(*°▽°*)o)))

Tempted to break no fap right now

Don't you fucking do it because of Aqua of all things.

リイイイイイイイイイー
もう止めろ!

>fapping to a literal failure

Crisis averted for now.

Darkness is objectively the best girl

She is useful in battle
She has an amazing body
She's rich and won't build up debt
She actually plays her role of being a tank
and she is Down to Fuck, whoever and whatever so long as it's kinky

Plus, she is actually a person. Sure she gets of on being punished but her fetishy nature doesn't put the party at risk. Unlike Megumin who is useless after one shot, and Aqua who literally spends money as fast as she gets it. Honestly, Darkness is 100% wife material, and Aqua is the moocher loser friend.

>bu-bu-bu muh power loli
>M-m-muh blue hair heroine

Darkness will literally take a bullet for you and be happy about it. She has single handedly saved the party from being completely useless (which is why she isn't around to fight toads, it would be a boring slaughter)

Megumin is garbage

youtube.com/watch?v=lZv0bN1BHQo

Truth

Darkness is useless and selfish. No, she doesn't play her role of being a tank properly. Actual dangerous enemies like Sylvia pay her no mind.
A person who can't spare one skill point to become useful because of some dumb fetish is not a good teammate, no matter how you try to twist it.

>implying that aqua and megumin actually spend their points on useful shit

Darkness is far more useful that the other party members, the only one I think you could argue is more useful is Kazuma but he has his limits too. All in all I would let Darkness join my party before I would even consider letting one shot loli or damegami join

Then you would die, because Aqua can resurrect you and Megumin can one-shot bosses. Darkness brings nothing to the table.

Aqua has learnt every archpriest skill and Megumin was ready to use 45 points to learn advanced magic and give up on explosions. Darkness only needs 1 point, and she can't spare that, making her an awful party member. Also, she's been actively boring since volume 7.

Aqua can ressurect, but she has caused 1/3rd of the situations where Kazuma has had to be resurrected, and countless more problems for the group. Megumin can only kill a boss if it's outside, she'd be useless in any kind of dungeon. Even then, if Darkness can survive an explosion I'm sure there's plenty of bosses who can too.

And Darkness has done nothing to prevent any of Kazuma's deaths. She's even responsible for his death to Winter Shogun. Aqua can at least reverse them.
>Even then, if Darkness can survive an explosion I'm sure there's plenty of bosses who can too
Read the light novel.

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I concede, will do. I should have been more aware of the novels before making a confident argument

Why does Darkness has no counterpart? Would it be a pure girl or a sadist?

>I concede

Her counterpart is Iris because of their noble status but she's total trash, so no one would even think of replacing Darkness with her.

Am I on Sup Forums right now?

>noble with more power than Lalatina
>actually useful in battle
I see it now

I don't know if you're poking fun at my word choice or surprised that I actually backed down from a perfectly good internet argument. Either way my ego isn't so big that I have to try to justify my own blind opinions.

When I'm wrong, I'm wrong. And that's ok

>NOOT NOOT

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This is your Darkness for tonight.

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And this is your Memegumin. Choose wisely.

I'm going with the meme.

As long as she's devoted to me and my boot, its an easy choice
Memeloli is for daughteru not lewding

Kazuma was the problem with Kazuma's death. he wouldn't apologize. he should have not pulled fucking agro like some shitty DPS

Darkness refused to put her head on the ground because of her "pride as a knight". Because of that, Kazuma didn't have the time to throw away his sword before getting beheaded.

Do you blame Kazuma for wanting to save this?

I love yunyun! Yunyun is perfect! I'm going to marry yunyun!

No, Kazuma is a misunderstood angel.

he could have literally dropped the sword in the minute and a half that Aqua was apologizing. Its his own deadass fault he didn't drop his weapon. Don't blame the tank when the squishies go out of their way to pull agro.

Shut the fuck up Yunyun, we know its you and nobody likes you

Shoo.

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>tfw the guy who made the original pasta liked Yunyun, only did it for shits and gigs and didn't expect it to take off

>Chris
+Actually competent in combat and stealth
+All around fun to be around
+Best bro for adventuring, become the Robin Hoods/Batman&Robin of fantasy Straya
+Divine properties such as luck buffs for Kazuma's already outrageous luck
-Barren chest
-"cleanse, purge, kill" brand of moralfag

>Darkness
+Made for breeding
+Flexible kind of moralfag
+Amazing PLOT and BACKSTORY
+Ultimate meatshield
+/-extremely kinky
+DOSH
-doormat
-literally only useful as meatshield
-Fetish may or may not override main objective

>Megumin
+Walking nuke
+Nice cat
+nice hat
-poorfag
-useless after one use
-gets into fights
-gets into fights while she's useless and leaves others to take care of it
-chuuni
-barely counts as a woman

>Aqua
+free revives
+free water filter
-dumb
-bitch
-high manteinance
-spends all other people's money
-drunkard
-has friends in weird sects
-divine properties such as attracting undead and turning any nice or useful liquid into useless water

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yunyun

Punching Aqua in her stupid fucking face!

Yup, Chris is boring shit.

you also forgot for Aqua:
-Traumatizes easily

>you will never get a woman like Lalatina
Why even breathe?

just do it

could be worse, you could be stuck with Aqua

I really didn't like Aqua, but I can't get the idea of having rough sex with her out of my mind.

Thats Darkness user

But yes I agree
I would rape Aqua her while she sleeps in the stables then call her useless and leave

she can't either

hell she'll do anything for a good rough dicking.

The lack of Aqua ryona saddens me greatly.

>Memeloli is for daughteru
wrong, she's for impregnation!

>Doormat
>A bad thing

Darkness' doormatness allowed for the defeat of Masked Knight, even when Aqua spammed purification.

Millennials are making my Sup Forums weird.

Good job.

You're supposed to call him a niggerfaggot and tell him to kill himself

>Millennials are making my Sup Forums weird

Nigger this website is and always has been 99.9% Millennials, with the .1% remainder being the weirdos who post on Sup Forums despite being born before 1980. It'll start changing next year when the first batch of Gen Z finally reach 18 I guess

Thanks Senpai

I'll do my best next time

>implying only 18 year olds post here
The rules are only enforced when someone is stupid enough to make it obvious. The real reason few of those kids are here is because they don't want to be.

Aqua hate is a meme

She's canonically shit

everyone knows good underages lurk until they turn 18

Kazuma pretends to be a shitty guy but he really is a good guy.
He's died saving his friends and a random stranger like 4 times now
A bad guy wouldnt sacrifice himself for others, and he would have kicked megumin to the curb.

That's why I love her user

Daiz confirmed a shit.

Why Megumin in particular? She's useful, even Kazuma wholeheartedly admits it in volume 5.

>he would have kicked megumin to the curb
She publically bullied him though

the only person they really don't need is Aqua, Darkness and Megumin are vital to the team.

Why does the thought of using Aqua as a punching bag to relieve my rage turn me on so much?

It's been frequently stated that although Megumin is great for one-shotting bosses, in terms of pure usefulness or versatility it'd be infinitely better to ditch her for even the lowest leveled mage because of her stubborn Explosion-only attitude.

>don't need is Aqua
>Unlimited mana
>God-tier Holy Magic and Healing Spells
>Removed an Insta-Death Curse from Darkness no problem
>Killed Hans
>CR 15 Turn Undead
Not to mention
>Only reason Kazuma hasn't been permadied and is able to Rez
She has plenty of downsides but Aqua is far from useless

If you're going to fap, at least fap to a superior waifu like Darkness.

Kazuma could have been reborn in Japan with a life of luxury and Aqua ruined it

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She's a pain and causes a lot of problems but her resurrect is basically cheating

>stubborn Explosion-only attitude
Did you read volume 5?

>stubborn Explosion-only attitude
>Killed Hans
What's with the increase in animeonlies lately?

>Can fuck her as roughly as you want, she can take it without any problem.

Megumeme is the useless one. After all, now even Kazuma can cast explosion spells, without falling over right after!

>Wastes all the party's money
>spoiled
>alcoholic
>attracts agro
>wastes all the party's money
>is the cause of most of party kills
>wastes all the party's money
>wastes literally all the party's money

she's dead weight, ditch her for someone else who can resurrect and didn't put a bunch of her skills in useless party tricks.