ITT: anime haiku

ITT: anime haiku

user smells like a
stinky unwashed fatass nerd
who piss in bottle

Nice taste there, faggot
I bet your parents are proud
Your waifu is shit

Your waifu a shit
My waifu is much better
Go kill yourself please

it does not work with
absence of kanji nuance
please abort yourself

...

There you are
Silly motherfucker
What a tool

...

Sagiri draws lewds
For her perverted brother
Stupid fucking bitch

Kill yourself
Smelly neckbeard
Your waifu sucks

He's a phonefag, not a neckbeard.

muh sega saturn
muh sega saturn
muh sega saturn

Good form but you leave nothing to the imagination.

Pic related.

I fell down the stairs
I cant feel anything now
Call an ambulance

...

Yes, haikus are there
But where is the anime?
Waifu does not count

Kill yourself
Stupid idiot
I hope you die

My friend Gabriel
Used to be the perfect girl
But now has faillen

Fuck you I major in poetry.

That Tohsaka Rin
Pleasures old men for money
A cheap, low class whore.

Interesting. I'm going to take a wild guess and assume by saying you fell down the stairs you're referring to the influential years of the anime in your youth being behind you and the second line implying you're numb as a result.

>call an ambulance
... beautiful.

MC is a fag
Best girl just confessed to him
"I love Emilia"

This thread sucks
So do the posts in this thread
OP is a fag

My girlfriend Syaro
Is truly the perfect girl
And she is all MINE

Community college doesn't count.

Here's a classic.

Flat isn't justice.
It is but a trap.
Safe driving is so easy.
Yet why do tits get a bad rap?

- Anonymous, 2013 CE

Pathetic imbecile
End your sorry life
Sick cunt

Barbara is cute
From her tits to her vomit
She's made to be loved.

I can tell you hold a lot of rage in your heart user. Maybe a little poetry will help you control your emotions?

>haiku thread
>everyone writes in English
>haiku
>in English

Why hasn't this thread been deleted already?

Show me your japanese haiku and impress me.

Poetry sucks. So do you.

Not only did I enjoy it but I 100% agree.

Arararagi
Tanoshi wa tanoshi
Mogami gawa

These are not haikus
Kill yourselves you stupid fucks
Reporting this thread

I don't know Japanese. Neither do any of you. That's why this thread sucks and should be deleted.

>not knowing Haiku works in any language and is very popular around the world

Why, I leave out why she draws lewds, how her brother is perverted and how exactly she is a bitch.

Haiku are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

>works in any language
That's objectively wrong. And this thread only proves the point

Best girl is male
Objectively true
Yet I'm not gay
(Male)

Stand in hallway
for forgetting homework
Mogami river

I know nihongo.

Limbs do not grow back,
Akari knows that firsthand.
She's okay with that.

니 말이 맞다
한국어로도 된다
니뽄 스고이!

Roses are red
violets are blue
I don't know how to do a haiku

You know nothing. Go away.

yeong song bong dong
bung bang bing dang

Then why do schools teach haikus? Not just in the US too.

These are some shitty schools.

My imouto's feet
Sweet scented salty pleasure
Wrapped in panty hose.

>yeong song bong dong
Hey
Fuck you too.

I think you're just wrong because I was taught them as well. Maybe it's just 2deep4u?

Hey.
Don't make fun of my elite school.

>Maybe it's just 2deep4u
Perhaps, but my waifu is still better than your dicksucking slut

>firsthand
>hand
She kinda has none, user.

Announcing reports
Is not permissible here
Enjoy your ban, fag.

Highly doubt it bud because your first thought was to argue instead of write her a haiku.

If you don't reply
Tonight in her sweet slumber
You mother will die

Red eyes and apple. Her warmth in July burns cold. She can't escape.

Edge.

Oh shit I'm fucked now
What do I do? Oh, I know:
O my rubber nen

ばらはあかい
すみれはあおい
おあえは外人シット、死ね

Bleach is fucking gay
One Piece too, is fucking gay
Also Naruto

>おあえ
kys

Popularity.... The single biggest problem. Let hipsters rejoice.

Are you even aware how ugly your image is to anyone who isn't using a phone?

baka gaijin

Yes!

Umm sir? Technically ugly is subjective.

きみは日本語を勉強しているか? じゃ、おしえてくれる、アノニマスさん！

Arararagi
Shitsurei kamimashita
It was on purpose

It can be objective.
For example everyone agrees Tomoko is an ugly and a smelly neet.

That's where you're wrong. I guarantee there's kids in Africa who would love her.

>Africans
>Emotions
Wow, call down there Budda, next you will say that chinks are humans.

Nico Nico Nii!
Nico Nico Nico Nii!!!
Nico Nico Nii!

OP sucks he never contribute
and his waifu also sucks, fuck her
stupid fuckin nigger dump waifu


sorry :)

Don't use emoticons on Sup Forums.

B==============D

is this better?

I don't even know why some schools make you learn haiku but those were the most chill english assignments to do.

やまうえに
あきかぜふいた
自摸ドラ二

2000/4000 dess

What are the rules for a haiku

A saturday eve
Backlogged anime's on
My dick kinda hurts

5
7
5 syllables talking about weather or some bullshit.
The end syllable should be stressed
The last verse breaks the narrative flow.