Imagine being a clueless foreigner in Australia. You and your son are on their way back from the Australian Open after some fun in the sun, it's quite dark but you're in Australia right? Safest country, no guns, right? Suddenly out of nowhere a pack of niggers descend on you. They ask for a cigarette, you say no. It's clear they want something. You offer them your wallet and phone to avoid any confrontation, but then it hits you, and you're knocked out cold. While some of them kick you on the ground, a few others start throwing your son around, breaking his nose and giving him a concussion.
After which they leave you, your valuables and your blood stained on the pavement.
Is there ANYTHING allowed in terms of self-defense in shitpostralia?
Andrew Martin
No. It's basically schoolyard rules. No tolerance to fighting. If you get involved in a fight, you'll be arrested and charged even if you didn't throw a single punch.
One of my uncles served 3 years (2 with suspended sentencing) because a bloke at the pub started a scuffle with him. He didn't do anything but lay there and get beaten up, but he did time for it.
Matthew Morgan
Any chance of a total collapse/uprising/revolution?
Ian Rogers
Wouldn't be hard. Police here are glorified social workers. Just take over the central business district of every major city and you've won the war.
australia works because 100% of everything is illegal, so the government is busy catching people who don't have bike helmets or seat belts. They have no time or money to care if you bash up a home intruder.
also of course you deny everything.
Gabriel Wilson
We have NOTHING. They've banned tasers, pepper spray, batons and stab-proof vests. If you have martial arts training your hands are considered deadly weapons and you can be charged as though you were armed. We aren't even permitted airsoft or paintball or laser pointers above 1W.
When the fuck do we set up the guillotines in Fed Square?
Julian Turner
>Your story Pic related
Ayden Smith
Can the red-pilled aussies just start a colony in the outback?
Ian Lee
Isn't that just fucking wonderful. We get driven out to the wasteland like vermin.
Carter Brown
>Dr Pribitkin suffered serious head injuries and was put in an induced coma while Edik suffered a broken nose and concussion.
Hahaha. Too bad this happened in Australia where they have socialized medicine.
I'd laugh if this cocksuckin' fuck got a million dollar bill from a hospital for being put in a medically-induced coma.
Fuckin' shitstain. Getting rich off bankrupting people. It's too bad he didn't die.
Nicholas Parker
Actually you're not even allowed to do that because the government and the abbos own most of the land in the outback.
Connor Davis
Nice amerimutt
Jack Anderson
There's no way of getting rid of a rabid leftist government other than just waiting for it to collapse.
When it does, all you'll have to do is just pick off the rabid niggers/lebos that somehow managed to survive the famine from the lack of gibs.
Sheeeeiiiiiiit.
Jayden James
Melbourne deserves everything it gets.
Joshua Hall
Actually he'll still have to pay. Only countries we have reciprocal agreements with get to use our healthcare. Canada, Britain, Sweden come to mind.
Austin Morales
>move to middle of the uninhabited desert >create thriving white town >federal government send kangaroo-niggers there and provide welfare because muh abos rightful land >refuse or put up fight and the military get sent and kill everyone
Anthony Allen
>Melbourne
Objectively speaking, the worst city in the Southern Hemisphere and yes I'm aware of South American and African cities.
Brody Green
>willingly travel to nogunz country
Why?
John Ortiz
His travel insurance should cover it.
It's unfortunate because I would fucking love to relive a settler life like my ancestors did. Even if you were to do it, there would be way too much red tape and bullshit.
Hunter Cook
my god they look like fucking uruk-hai
Nolan Rogers
Holy shit that Hewitt/Groth tiebreaker was intense
Brody Long
Fuck wrong thread kek
Grayson Campbell
Don't give me that nogunz shit. Our cities were peaceful places until we imported niggers.
The solution to niggers isn't ad hoc vigilantism. It's concentrated state power to put them on the boat back to Africa.
Christopher Lewis
>One of my uncles served 3 years (2 with suspended sentencing) because a bloke at the pub started a scuffle with him. He didn't do anything but lay there and get beaten up, but he did time for it. Did your uncle lie, or is this the power of austrian shitposting? Even our justice system isn't that cucked
Jayden Murphy
Bullshit.
Samuel Morgan
yeah hes lying through his teeth, unless the bar calls the police or the other has a bone broken then your not going to be charged.
Evan Diaz
>It's unfortunate because I would fucking love to relive a settler life like my ancestors did we all would fucking love that.. we all really fucking would.
the chance to start a society new in our image, free from the disgrace we live in currently
maybe it's just the European blood in my veins, but I crave going somewhere new, where no one is and to create civilization there >the European instincts to explore and spread civilization
Brayden Green
No. The anti-gun authoritarians always go after non-lethal weapons once guns are banned. The only possible reason for this is to create a culture of helplessness that enables the government to interfere in every aspect of its citizens' lives.
Jayden Ortiz
>the chance to start a society new in our image, free from the disgrace we live in currently >maybe it's just the European blood in my veins, but I crave going somewhere new, where no one is and to create civilization there
>shoot prisoners into Mars >Australia 2.0 is born Noice m8
Benjamin Allen
serves Aussies right for being nigger lovers
Jason Clark
You're not thinking this through, Finnbro. Mars is the one place niggers can't walk or raft to, so why the fuck would you allow a single one up there?
Parker Barnes
self defense has to be minimal reasonable force. if someone punches you then walks away ceases the attack and you chase them and beat them that is not self defense. you can even use deadly force if you are in fear of life or limb. most people do not answer correctly when questioned and usually put themselves in the shit when it comes to defense.
Hudson Cruz
full of shit. your uncle either had a really really shit lawyer or he did more than just lay there taking hits.
Jason Wood
this is correct.
Brody Anderson
Why does Australia even have niggers?
Anthony Sanders
>Be american doctor >Come from a country with a HUGE nigger problem >proceed to relax around them reminder that guns are never the problem, it is always, ALWAYS a nigger problem
Nicholas Morris
The natives needed some friends
Easton Foster
RIP Humanity
Jeremiah Long
ONE of Australia’s most senior Aboriginal tribal leaders has delivered a sharp message to African gangs causing fear across Melbourne, telling them that their poor behaviour is an insult to the First Australians.
“You are welcome in this country,” Mr Marika said. “I know you come from a place where bad things happen. But don’t make this country bad like your country.”
“I don’t understand why they do that,” he said. “Have they been hated or disliked?
“They are disrupting and spoiling things. Their spirituality is elsewhere. They need to reconnect with their spiritual world and meet people who understand mother earth and father sky.”
>literally all of them taking dips but blacks people always talk about aliens meeting with humanity but by the time any get here there will be nothing left jesus christ
Carson Jones
"Don’t change Australia Day just because people claim to be offended." Jacinta Nampijinpa Price explains why she wants to keep celebrating on January 26
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Camden Richardson
nobody deserves to get ganged up on by (((troubled youths)))
Carson Nelson
>go to australia to get away from niggers >hehehhehe
Jonathan Williams
Haha, be American, go to Australia and get beaten by a gang of roving niggers. Irony. They could have saved thousands in travel dollars and had the same thing happen to them in the States.
Isaac Baker
literally you are not allowed any weapons. which fuckheads were responsible for voting that in?
>just wait for the police to come while you lie in a pool of your own blood >ok sounds good, lets enshrine this in law
Chase Hernandez
your uncle went to prison for raping your brother and made that story up
Brandon Perry
why the fuck do anglomuttsphere shitholes like chinkstralia want guns all of a sudden? you're a band of completely MUTT'd betamales, how are guns gonna help you?
Nathaniel Anderson
normies fell for an appeal to their emotions about the poor africans just wanting a better life away from their wartorn countries. Normies don't care about the people struggling in their own country though.
Logan Williams
Cucked by emus AND niggers, what happened to you, Ausbros?
Asher Martinez
You live in a false sense of security in chocolate paradise. Once it is unveiled, you see that all you have is yourself to protect the ones you love. Once the economic prosperity of your country starts to fade, you will see why you need a gun.
Jonathan Lee
The bullshit here is that they aren't bein tried as adults despite being 17. If they were white they would be.
Nolan Jenkins
>Relaxing around the black
sorry, no sympathy. whites need to learn and if that means being raped and murdered so be it
Jack Cooper
ive got a bow and arrow but if i shot it at an intruder who had even a machete i would be jailed
Zachary Brooks
If you're talking about a civil war, then I'm sorry to tell you this but your civilian LARP is gonna get shut down as soon as actual military reserves come to fuck up your district and you're gonna be no better off than a nigger with a 9mm But yeah, keep on larping. Odds are, you're a poojeet beta anyways
Juan Carter
Is there more to this story? Doeant seem to mention that the teenagers were black in the article. Is it on Australian news?
Matthew Moore
White Christians bring them over
Gavin Morris
>Doeant seem to mention that the teenagers were black in the article
It's Melbourne.
Jack Moore
look at this fucking roastie. fake tits, fake tan, charged with handling stolen goods, storing and selling items stolen by apex gang members
literally deserves a fucking bullet to the head
Ethan Clark
How the fuck are you this dense? It wasn't voted on you fuckwit. That grub howard banned them after the (((completely random))) Port Arthur massacre. I swear you deadshits get dumber every day.
Connor Ward
I hate my cuck fag country and I WAT FUKLING GUN OK WAT!?
Lincoln Roberts
Time for some fucking back pay.
Robert Hughes
Is the black epidemic worse than the lebbo one now?
Luis Morales
I engaged in rough coutis with your uncle in the showers while we did time together. He loved to get on his knees and beg for me to drop warm drops of salty cum all over his forehead. I have to say for what its worth he was a really trooper really stuck in there and just hung on for dear life. You should be proud im sure you take after him. Xx
Jaxon Reyes
Ironically the lebbos are more sick of the niggers than whites are.
Charles Stewart
Probably since theyre sharing the same low income neighborhods.
Landon Clark
Funny shit.
Julian Smith
hello. Sudanese here. We aren't all like this and you only alienate the good ones by lumping us with the bad, that's all peace
Caleb Reyes
Not yet
Brody Phillips
You don't even fucking belong here. The only reason is because the Australian government thought it was a good idea for a few blacks to win the lottery while the rest of your countrymen suffer in silence.
Asher Gonzalez
Thanks Johhny
Christian James
women got the vote and let the fucking pirates immigrate here
Kayden Walker
Wow that doesn't sound familiar at all
Daniel Gray
saw it on the news today. theyre african teens
Andrew Powell
>Military reserves >Shooting civilians
Even ignoring the fact that Austalia's military is tiny and a fucking joke consisting of women and literal retards, what makes you think Johnno, Brucey and the boys are gonna open fire on a bunch of their mates because some miserable cunt told them to?
Dylan Rivera
>muslims >niggers >abos >faggots >greens can we just nuke victoria? sydney and adelaide while we're at it
Adam Russell
that guy, like blair is an example of a rat manifested into human like creature. gst was his idea right? i forgot. during these big events cops need to be 24/7 all over the city. maybe this habbeing will make it so from now. and send thos kunta kintes into the neighbourhoods of ones who brought them in. every day more and more reasons to step up and make my way out of this colony.
Zachary Wilson
>Nuking Victoria, Sydney, and a random bunch of old people
Adam Richardson
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU OUTLAW PEPPER SPRAY.
ARE THERE MASS MACINGS? WHAT DOES IT DO BESIDES PROTECT WOMEN FROM ACTUAL RAPE.
PEPPER SPRAY. FUCK. FUCK JIM JEFFERIES AND FUCK ALL LEFTIES.
Matthew Butler
you sound like a shitskin who's already thinking of behind hiding behind some civvies don't worry, when white people need to btfo some ethnic trash, they always find a way
Ethan Baker
adelaide is the soy capital of australia
Aaron Carter
It's just Part and Parcel though right?
Aiden Gutierrez
I asked someone I know about this, a woman, and she said she agreed pepper spray should be illegal. Why? Because a criminal might mace an old lady and steal all her stuff. It didn't seem to occur to her that even in a society where pepper spray is freely available, it's easier and more efficient to get your hands on a cheap metal kitchen knife or even just a sizable rock to mug people. When I pointed this out, she seemed genuinely distressed.
Austin Rivera
State inevitably becomes corrupt if citizens can't exert the threat of force. Gun ownership is not about vigilantism, guns are the nuclear bomb deterrent at the local level - if you (the government) fucks up massively, you can be held accountable.
Look at my flag, user. You better believe I was a no gun faggot thorough the 90s and even 00s. Now is the time to collectively swallow our pride and admit the burgers were right.
Ryan Sullivan
This graph doesn't show the demographic replacement happening in the West either. It's going to be a very dark future.
Landon Rivera
I find it admirable that these black people are so savage. Its kind of masculine. Take what you want. Fuck the police. Don't let consequences stop you from doing what you want. I can only aspire too posess some of these traits really. Im only starting to work on this mentality now. The arabs also have this sort of mentality. Again, very admirable if you look at it from the right angle.
Why did you leave? Any self respecting man would stay and fight for his country.
On that note, why is it refugees are always overwhelmingly men, don't SJW's care that these men have fucked over their mothers, sisters, wives to save themselves?
Justin Barnes
>tfw moving to melbourne for uni kickboxing or muay thai?
Levi Bennett
Both will be filled with lebs. Better people do boxing and it's enough for self defence
Brandon Thompson
Be Australian >watch and listen to too much Amerikike pop culture >start using Amerimutt slang unironically, all the fucking time, dude >be drawn to nigga culture >become so wiggerish that amerikike has to import pic from you, because even Amerimutt women aren’t quite this whorish and self hating and an embarrassment to whites everywhere. >finally get your ultimate dream of having your very own hood full of actual niggers Tell me I’m wrong cunt.
Christopher Ross
Hope you can get some inspiration when you're passed between Mahmoud and Achmed in the gaol showers you fucking degenerate.
Carter Nelson
I engaged in rough coutis with your uncle in the showers while we did time together. He loved to get on his knees and beg for me to drop warm drops of salty cum all over his forehead. I have to say for what its worth he was a really trooper really stuck in there and just hung on for dear life. You should be proud im sure you take after him. Xx
Eli Richardson
I engaged in rough coutis with your uncle in the showers while we did time together. He loved to get on his knees and beg for me to drop warm drops of salty cum all over his forehead. I have to say for what its worth he was a really trooper really stuck in there and just hung on for dear life. You should be proud im sure you take after him. Xx
Lucas Hill
Aren't you that gook from Epping that's been on cento for 6 years while all your peers have graduated from USYD with first class honors?
Luis Reyes
I engaged in rough coutis with your uncle in the showers while we did time together. He loved to get on his knees and beg for me to drop warm drops of salty cum all over his forehead. I have to say for what its worth he was a really trooper really stuck in there and just hung on for dear life. You should be proud im sure you take after him. Xx
Jason Butler
>attack American doctor and his teenage son
What's the problem?
Andrew Carter
>you only alienate the good ones by lumping us in with the bad Fucking shitskins who think they're entitled to something. It's irrelevant whether you're alienated or not, YOU DON'T BELONG THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
