DanMachi

You're in the dungeon and this guy slaps you're waifus ass.
What will you do?
New episode soon

Why is she such a bitch holy shit?

She isn't though. No idea what makes you say this.

She drowned Ais as a child as punishment once, which caused her to be traumatized and afraid of swimming.

To teach her how to swim, you mean.

She tied her to a slab of adamantine and threw her in the river.

To teach her how to swim.

Because all the captain's of any Familia are massive kill joys. The Loki familia's problem is that they listen to them.

All the elves in this show are bitches.

Really makes you think.

This is my lovely wife Lefiya-chan.

Say something nice about her!

She can wear a lot of white and never get stains.

> Elves
> Deserving of terrible things

Very nibbleable ears.

Fuck, you are right. Is this some elfen magic? There is nothing on the white garment.

Fascinating. Sucks that magic users can only learn like 3 fucking spells. I guess a clean clothes spell would be nice but I'd go with a clean body spell myself. Who cares if your clothes are clean if your body is rancid?

I want to get this awkward yuri elf laid.

You throw someone in water to teach them how to swim. You tie a large amount of dense material to them while you do this to teach them how to die.

Instead of a harem, Bell will take Lefiya as his only love.

Only if the rope is not long enough. Other characters speak highly of her, I take that over some random user that might just hate her because of the pointy ears.

>wanting a clean elf

Lefiya is cuter when she's a little bloody.

I'm only saying.

Maybe but the reason loki familia puts up with a level 3 crybaby on their deep is because Lefiya is the Thousand Elf who can use any spell another elf knows.

At least post the one with the smile. Don't want to see that qt suffering too much.

It's okay, user. All the suffering will pay off in Episode 11.

>lefiya is cute enough to get any boy in sword oratoria
>she lusts after an autistic retard instead

Explain this.

>you can look at her side-boob under her armor
Is she a slut?

It's how girls work, they want the ones that are hard to get.

Ais is an attractive autistic retard though.

>am I kawaii, user?

>lefiya is cute enough to get any boy in sword oratoria
>Ugliest elf in the series
No.

All of the elves are cute!

And she looks plain for an elf. Plus her personality is shit.

God I wish Finn would manhandle me with his small, powerful Prum hands.

Threadly reminder this Prum ends up with a hooker.

This is volume 5. This one won't get adapted.

Wrong. Don't insult the Prum hero.

All adventurers get that crazy eye when they kill something.

He literally FUCKS Lili's Prum behind.

Intense Finn is very rewarding to look at.

Can I become his waifu?

>still no subs

Show is kill.

cuck elf

1.Are you a healthy female Prum?
2.Are you brave?
3.Are you strong enough to deal with a berserker lvl 6 Amazon?
These are your requirements.

>Amazons; reliance upon alien species for reproduction shows genetic weakness.

>Pallum; an annoyance, limited utility.

>Legal loli and shota
>Bad

she want a girl
not one this underrated man.

>subs are hours late

HorribleSubs living up to their name, it seems.

Where did the episode end?

where you last watched it

She's the cutest autistic retard.
Come on HS I need my weekly dose of vanilla ice cream.

say my name

REVIS

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>watch the raws
>it's an Aiz episode

why

WHY

don't touch her she's delicate

You can't stop me.

What would sex with this girl be like?

should've listened kid

probably very painful

Didn't you see what happened to that level 4?

Lefiyafags are truly cancer.

Isn't this what you fags wanted the entire time?

I'm not a Lefiyafag, I just don't like Aiz.

I believe I speak for everyone here when I say none of us want to watch 22 minutes of the autistic adventures of Aiz Wallenstein.

fuck you faggot I love Aiz

Literally only you.

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>I believe I speak for everyone here

self inserts are trully lol

>Lefiyafag + tripfag

And namefags deserve death.

go to sleep, bete
the rules allowed names, hater btfo!

stop ruining the thread

Horriblesubs hates us.

>bahashit subs out before oratoria

Subs FINALLY

This and machiavellianism always get subbed way behind schelude, what the fuck?

>1st 10 minutes was Aiz being autistic.

why though

Because she was already autistic in the first episode.

>Bell-kun finally showed up

10/10 episode please make him the main character again.

Why is her armor even made this way?

>Want season 2 of Danmachi
>Will have to go through 2 volumes of Bell-Abuse

Ah fuck.

I want to see her dere so badly

it's probably made for bow usage so the armor piece doesn't get in the way of drawing arrows

Nah. It's for ease of breastfeeding mid-dungeon.

She doesn't need heavy armor because of her magic and Loki tricked her when she was young.

>the entire fucking episode is just Aiz being autistic
>I have to apologize!!

why though?

what kind of effect does her breast milk give?

Fuck user, that even makes some kind of sense.

Weird flashbacks to a time when your brain was an developed as a bottle of vinegar.

I missed Bell's FIREBOLTO.

I'm glad it's back.

So I've finished reading all the translated novels and I have to ask. Do magic potions fully heal a person? Because Bell should be riddled with scars by now.

2 volumes of Bell abuse.
1 volume full of short stories about love and a totally passive and indecisive Bell.
3 volumes of him finally getting his shit somewhat together.

That's probably what they need to adapt, which means they would squeeze 6 novels into 13 episodes. It would be total garbage.
First season was already rushed as fuck and it was basically only 4.5 volumes in 13 episodes.

No thanks.

Elixirs do. Bell has access to somewhat superior healing shit thanks to Miach, but it's not an Elixir.
I still think he wouldn't have any scars.

>Do magic potions fully heal a person?
Depends on the potion.

>autist pouting
>elf laughing
This is what I wanted.

>literally ZERO lefiya

Lol

Good episode.

That's not what literally means.

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>AGLE aiz (((wallenstein))) moving at incredbly FAST speeds

Really though the animation budget in this show is almost has bad as Busou Shoujo "literally a slideshow" Machiavellianism.

Not enough budget to add the adds to the fight?
It's not like I expected anything, but even without the adds it was disappointing. They're not even trying anymore, are they?