Admit it Sup Forums you only claim to hate this movie because it has strong female characters and a diverse cast, and as racist misogynists you just can't tolerate that.
If you could put aside your bigotry you would see that it's actually a great movie.
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Actually I hate it because it's unoriginal.
When the fuck are we going to get original Sci-Fi again?
I hate it because it's a poorly written sequence of events that doesn't build upon the lore or the setting in any meaningful way while actively tearing down everything set up in the previous film, leaving nothing worthwhile for the final installment in the trilogy.
Never. Look forward to the Dune remake.
I hate it because it was boring as shit and made so many goddamn inconsistencies. Like, Leia can use the force now? Could she always use it? What the fuck dude.
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>Scrapping expanded universe for this horse shit.
Beat me to it
this
because of pic related.
I literally liked the movie.
72/100
I'm actually mad at the faggot propaganda before I saw it. Totally not true.
It was an alright movie that banks off of the title more then what it actually is.
>it has strong female characters and a diverse cast
"Alien" was exactly that and I liked it. The problem is this combination rarely ever works or is hardly believable, and if you make it the norm it sucks.
If it had an all white male cast and the same overall story, it'd still be trash.
I legitimately hate it because of what they did to Luke’s character.
Honestly the “diversity” didn’t bother me.
It was just an amateurish weak movie with many gaping plot holes that would bother anyone with a +100 IQ.
It was good, but the Asian was useless really and only ruined Flynn's kamikaze. Not to mention they failed in developing Snoke.
This.
>apparently auto-pilot is no longer a technology the rebels have
>apparently droids can't pilot ships to spare actual lives
>Dern character supersedes another female leader for no reason
>Dern character has purple hair only to give hint she's alien (guess she didn't want to sit in an fx chair every morning)
>the beginning with Po tricking Huh was terrible "Smokey and the Bandit"- like material
>Dreadnaught only had 20 or so deck guns
>Capt Phasma never fired her rifle more than 3 times
>the casino police apparently don't have blazers
>the whole casino scene
>the tracking device instead of more plausible story line of a possible spy
>throne room scene
Dune is definitely better lore
i saw it yesterday (yohoyoho) i didnt want to give my moneys to disney
went in expecting to rage at the feminism and sjw bullshit
it was actually just a mess of a movie
not much makes sense and goes all over the place, pace is pretty bad and apart from luke and a bit of cgguy acting was subpar
There are only 3 Star Wars movies
It was boring and way too long
In the end a white man who didnt really want to help had to save everyone.
The expanded universe had a weapon called the Galaxy Gun that did this with the Star Wars equivalent of nukes.
swotor is a better story
no , there are 6 and you know it.
>Man, people are pointing out all these problems with the unoriginal copied plot, pointless Casino scenes, pointless Snoke scenes, pointless and even more incompetent Phasma, butchering of Luke, and mishandling of established lore...
>Better do the same thing we did with the Ghostbusters remake.
they should have made swotor
Sup Forums hates Sup Forums and they hate this movie even more than anyone one here does
But three of them are really bad..... I mean really bad... I mean they are bigger failures than my son.
how are there 6?
Even IHE, the guy who HATES everything (lol!), LOVED Star Wars™ The Last Jedi™
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Heck, even Mark Hamill himself liked it, which is why he took to Twitter and apologized for criticizing it before. I mean, why would he apologize if he didn't change his mind and realize he actually loved the movie?
bait
Without a doubt. Still I wouldn't trust current Hollywood not to make a SJW mess out of a reboot.
That flying in space with no oxygen was cringworthy. In all of the books they talked about how she had such a weak connection to the force.
1. yes
2. if the cast was 100% with male lead, it would of still been shit.
"There are FOUR lights!"
Jew Wars sucks soy balls
It's a shitty star wars movie even without the girl power.
I didn't hate it. It was just kinda boring. There were 3 plot lines going on and only one of them was cool. I actually liked the Luke and Rey scenes quite a bit.
The space battle didn't matter and Finns casino adventure mattered even less. Rey was actually pretty decent in this one.
But at the end of the day it's a movie for kids. And that's what I felt like I got.
>~50% audience score on RT
>"great movie"
I've never seen it and was never really a huge Star Wars fan anyway, but everything I've read seems to suggest it's a pretty mediocre movie.
It was p original mate. I don't think anyone expected the levels of talmudism this film was on.
Asshole was playing damage control
>hehehe... at least it wasn't like the prequels, amirite?
The prequels are definitely better than the Disney trilogy in-the-making, and I consider Episode: III on par with V. The guy is definitely acting like a cynical asshole contrarian or shilling
>Heck, even Mark Hamill himself liked it, which is why he took to Twitter and apologized for criticizing it before. I mean, why would he apologize if he didn't change his mind and realize he actually loved the movie?
What is politics? He's under contract and could get sued to Hell for talking shit, just like Bill Murray with the Ghostbusters remake
>Mixed-race reckless gay pilot is told to stop acting like a hothead by an elderly, grizzled white war veteran who wants to form a Republic and adhere to religious traditions
>A nasty authoritarian who belittles and mistreats reckless young rebel is shown to "like" him and have been doing everything for his own good
>Admirer of space-Hitler and a clear stand-in for the alt right is portrayed as a complex, tragic figure who has been forced to become what he is and has been grossly misrepresented by the media, who were jealous and afraid of him
This movie was supposed to be *appeal* to SJWs, bugmen and the queer community?
>Star Wars
I'm not 10 anymore
who gives a fuck
Aliens is one of my favorite movies of all time, user. And it promotes diversity without having to constantly nudge and wink at you, especially because of its military setting.
Literally the worst movie of 2017. Blade Runner made it look like a little baby.
>If you could put aside your bigotry you would see that it's actually a great movie.
After pirating the last two I guess I'll skip this one.. and all others
The plot makes no sense whatsoever, it was they were made for children.. or women
Its a good thing feminazis can't subvert book authors.. I'll still be able to get sci-fi junkie fix
They simply don't make good movies, even if all the feminist shit was removed they still wouldn't have been good
because the plot is shit from start to end
It should've ended thirty minutes earlier, in my opinion, and it would've been a passable movie. They could've made Kylo more developed instead of resuming his bitching pseudo-hot headed numale schtick.
>consider episode 3 on par with 5
i had an aneurism
you killed me user
The originals had strong female characters and had a kang in it. Still good
I havent seen the new one, but based on what Ive read it is pure shit
Also
>le 49% face audience score
I've actually never watched a Star Wars movie
Yeah, there was a lot of nonsense to the plot. I feel like a lot of scenes were cut from the casino part, it just feels so weird that they get arrested for a parking violation and just so happened to meet an 3L1T3 Haxx0r in their cell. Something must have gotten lost in the rewrites there.
I also scoffed at the scene where they're on the salt planet and a dude in the trenches literally rubs his finger in the dirt and tastes it (cuz that's normal) and says "it's salt". So fucking lazy, may have been the dumbest part of the movie.
Is that your opening line at parties?
The creators of the movie favored strong female characters and a diverse cast over good storytelling and respect to the movies that came before.
Poe is clearly a Med dude; that's not mixed race. He looks like the fucking "learn the difference" greek.
I hate the movie because Rey is a Mary Sue and the writing is dogshit.
Pirated it, everyone sucks at acting, cheesy unoriginal story, I hate everyone in the film.
This. Ripley was awesome. Problem is you faggots can't create a real character with soul if your lives depended on it. Your ideology has affected you so much you cannot even write convincing, thoughtful, empathetic characters anymore, because they are just vehicles that serve to push an agenda. Just like in real life. That is why you sjw faggots are losing
They would have ruined it.
You're all a bunch of fucking neckbeard incels; the strong female leads and weak acting don't have shit to do with why this movie is terrible.
It's the weak ass villains. These two fuckfaces literally were set up better than Vader was in Empire and somehow they STILL fuck it up because they are incompetent as fuck. Heroes are only as good as the villains they beat, and when Harry and Lloyd are the villains all you get is Dumb and Dumber in space. Rewatch the movie as a comedy and you'll appreciate it.
It's been two movies and they still don't know what to do with Finn or even Poe, they're just kinda there while Rey gets the Hero's Journey and main plot. Finn getting microwaved would've been an improvement, but he lived and Rose and his romantic subplot will compete with Rey's showdown with Ren.
The biggest shark jumping universe breaking asspull in the last decade at least.
.... i liked it
she could tell luke was her brother through the force
I've grown to respect the film, actually. The way Anakin Skywalker fell to the dark side and how Palpatine played him in every step couldn't have been done better.
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Had Anakin stayed in the council chamber instead stopping Mace Windu, he could've been a Jedi Master, Padme would still be alive, and the Empire would've never formed. It's the final sunlight that Anakin gets to see before he made his own choice and turned to the Dark Side. Disney will never make a scene so naturally, so beautifully, played out.
>I feel like a lot of scenes were cut from the casino part, it just feels so weird that they get arrested for a parking violation and just so happened to meet an 3L1T3 Haxx0r in their cell. Something must have gotten lost in the rewrites there.
They wanted that Marvel Guardians of the Galaxy humor in the movie, which is fucking retarded
exactly this.
This shithole of a movie was an assasination attempt of The Hero of All Times of Joseph Campbell. (embodied this time by Luke Skywalker.)
Did you see what they did to Luke ?
Honestly, that would have been the best shot in the whole movie, if it happened.
Naga Sadow, an Ancient Sith lord was able to blow up an entire sun, with his mind.
Watch episode V again. Leia has always had a vague connection to the force.
... So what you are saying in a very convoluted way is that the movie has no plot.. As it was made for retards..
Same guy who did blade runner 2049 and arrival. High hopes after blade runner.
I find it funny how they did such a 180 on Hux's character from literally Hitler to basically Kylo's bitch boy. I didn't mind Hux when he was literally Hitler, they should have toned it down a bit but not to the extent they did.
And Kylo.. well.. Kylo is probably on par with Jar Jar at this point in threat level.
This.
This was the biggest issue for me. Retroactively ruins every previous SW movie.
It has a plot; it's just the viewer doesn't get to know about it until the end of the movie when the most equal of feminists tells poe "you fucking moron I was playing 5d chess the whole time" and the audience realizes that at no point in this movie were the villains even remotely close to winning until the nigger fucked everything up.
And somehow the reincarnation of darth vader proceeds to get fucked over by a nigger and lose to a ghost; right after killing Snoke in the most underwhelming scene in the movie.
Dragonball Super has better writers than this shit.
nothing is canon after leorge jewcas was done with it
I liked it, but Poe should've been the one to make the sacrifice. The pink haired SJW fanfic captain was irritable and everyone in the theater cheered and laughed when she died
Aside from destroying Luke’s character I hate it for making me want JJ back.
>Joseph Campbell
Thank you. I needed that. I can't describe how hollow I've felt since seeing that movie.
If they were gonna do comical relief Hux then Kylo Ren has to become competent, or vice versa. Pairing an angsty soyboy with anger management issues with the world's most incompetent fleet admiral is literally comedic gold but doesn't belong in a star wars movie.
I hate it because they butchered what the characters could be and they inserted politics into the trilogy as much as they could.
The OT wasn't a political statement. Neither was the PT. The ST shouldn't be either.
Also, they butchered the lore with the hyperspeed ram. Seriously. The force an X-Wing moving at hyperspeed exerts is absolutely enough to destroy or cripple CAPITAL SHIPS. Why the fuck would you build capital ships if you can just pop in system with an X-Wing, line up and then BAM hyperspeed kamikaze the Victory II?
Don't get me wrong, the Sun Crusher and Galaxy Gun and the Vong were absolutely retarded parts of the EU but the EU or "Legends" is still 100% better than what we've gotten.
Yeah, but they're still trying to push him as a non-white (and gay, even though that's barely been hinted at). My point is, the film keeps missing the mark at who it wants to appeal to, and arguably has a more conservative message than any of the previous movies.
>can't handle strong female
Princess Leia turns into a general leading the rebellion, ep4-6.
Queen amidala, padmei, in charge of two Jedi who happen to be the most important Jedi in the series
>shitty potholes, only character growth occurs in kylo ren, the epitome of the kuck male who abandons family and tradition.
I gave all of the new movies a chance. But they failed me. Rogue one is bearable, entertaining, has hero elements, but they are all shit even when compared to the prequel trilogy.
Rewatched the prequels and they were actually good. So much more.depth than (((disney))) wars, but overkill on CGI and jar jar useless characters.
>Ruined Luke
>Pointless sub plot
>Superman Leia
>Mary Sue protagonist
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>Aside from destroying Luke’s character I hate it for making me want JJ back.
Jar Jar Abrams was responsible for this mess in the first place. I actually don't blame the Director for the Last Jedi for the mess of the movie, as Disney interventions and The Force Awakens already doomed the movie from the start
blade runner sucks , absolutely boring.
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>number 69
Hehe
>Leia has always had a vague connection to the force.
unfortunately the force only comes out in her when appropriately stimulated
pretty hard bait.
The film wastes a good thirty minutes on a side plot that goes no where, I don't think it would matter if you made that strong female character into a white guy, it would still be shit.
I can't wait til they fuck up Han Solo.
>Its a good thing feminazis can't subvert book authors..
not from a lack of trying, I'll tell you that.
This guy gets it. Shit make a list and have a survey to vote acceptable female heroes. Possibly with explanations for the retarded feminists and their retarded henchmen.
Reminder that originally Star Wars was just another b-movie that could not find producers neither theaters to be restributed.
It was just an experiment that the then obscure young director George Lucas that decided to make to a movie, on the study of Joseph Campbell on the Hero of all time, and why ths timeless tale speaks to our souls .
Star Wars is not exactly successfull because it was a good movie.
It has the power of storytelling that is being used through the millenia to create religions.
Everyone is captured by this exact force.
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They tried to make Kylo competent and serious, they just can't because the actor that plays him is a baby-faced non-threat. He looks like he's going to cry in 90% of the scenes he's in. In the first scene with Rey he takes off his helmet I just burst out laughing. They should have portrayed Hux like in the first movie where he's basically a maniac hell bent on destroying the Republic.. Rebellion? Resistance? whatever the fuck they are now. I mean, since all Kylo is, is a Vader wannabe they should have at least just kept his fucking mask on so he would have been slightly more threatening.
yeah, try to write in greek for a minute
I won't watch even 46 minutes of Chauvinist Cut for free, much less whole movie for money.
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>Kylo is, is a Vader wannabe
That was the exact problem with that character. Wannabe. Wannabes can be dangerous but generally are there so the hero has someone to slaughter before the big fight at the end.