GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

>When the government shuts down so there's no police to stop me from robbing the banks

Cops are paid by the state not by the federal government. There is no one stopping you from invading though since the military isn't being paid.

This is fake news. Military is still being paid for those at their posts. Training will be cancelled and this will affect reserves.

WELL DON'T MIND IF I DO

military being paid until feb 1st

SO IN FEB 2 THE BRITANICS WILL INVADE?

worse someone slightly whiter, the turks

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Can someone please explain to me what the government shutdown entails? I understand it has something to do with the budget, but not much more than that.

When the govt shuts down there is no money in the banks..

How can trump sign a CR if one never made it to his desk, you embarassing faggot?

How do you butcher a meme that has been around for years? There's plenty of pictures around so you can copy the format

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When the govt shuts down the money in the banks holds no value

So FBI is kill?

Try it nibba.

>federal police
ok dumbass

>worse someone slightly whiter, the turks

OH DAMN!

bump

It takes 60 votes to pass a budget,faggot.

60 to avoid filibustering, 50 to pass the bill.

>when the government shuts down and there are no mailmen to bark at