If god is real then why am I still single despite me trying to woo females with my deep personality?

If god is real then why am I still single despite me trying to woo females with my deep personality?

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Because the Jews killed his son so he abandoned us.

Jesus is waiting for you son.

becuase you are indonesian

>my deep personality?

>why am I still single

Probably God expecting from you to discover other things. Christ icons who created by Monks cost 30k at least.

youtube.com/watch?v=OefpnPrK-04

just be yourself and everyone will love you

Because you're out of shape and dont have any money or talents

Bet a job you bum.

>the pole who keeps starting threads with pictures of his food
hello again friend :DD

Because while Sup Forums thinks its cool that you eat worms that you grow in your closet, this tends to gross girls out.

because you cursed his name out
when you were alone in your basement.

make sure to keep you mouth shut when you
are alone for next time.

>character assassination thread
>it's against God

god hates thots

user this is God I am speaking directly to you. You can not win if you never play

This
or you can be a criminal

Because you eat maggots, you don't get pussy with maggot breath.

the guy i know who fucked the most women was a talentless lanklet who couldnt hold a job for 2 months much less even maintain a drug addiction without lashing out at everyone around him violently

top kek

spoilers: he's not real, you're just a self-absorbed sack of shit.

God is merciful and no cunt deserves punishment of your companionship.

I hear he has the vocal range of a young Mick Jagger and can play the piano like fire tho

I honestly have no idea.

You're Polish.

You eat worms.

You post on Sup Forums.

I .... I just don't know. I really can't do the math on this one.

>If god is real then why am I still single despite me trying to woo females with my deep personality?

I'm an atheist and I find your whining to be pathetic and sad.

Die under a truck.

b/c muh dick

What have you done to make him proud today? Nothing? There's your answer.

Do better for JP

God has more important things to worry about than some Polak getting his dick wet.

your new GF will be arriving soon.
keep on the look out or else you will miss her.

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Because Pareto's distribution. There aren't enough women to go around.

when in doubt, blame the jews
It's really a 50/50 anyway