Brit/pol/ - ufc. Edition

>Macron: pay 2 play with EU
unv.is/heraldscotland.com/politics/15865605.Macron_to_May__ptg_into_EU_budget_and_obey_laws_for_full_single_market_access/

>NHS swallows up £18 'transformation fund' in crisis
unv.is/theguardian.com/society/2018/jan/19/18bn-transformation-fund-was-used-to-keep-nhs-afloat-say-auditors

>Bojo floats idea of new France link
unv.is/news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-floats-idea-of-channel-bridge-at-uk-france-summit-11212918

>May vs. Lords on Brexit Bill
unv.is/scotsman.com/news/politics/brexit-powers-row-theresa-may-can-t-overrule-house-of-lords-1-4665697

>Bolton blames left wing media for death threats to gf
unv.is/ibtimes.co.uk/ukip-leader-blames-left-wing-media-after-girlfriends-racist-texts-about-meghan-markle-are-exposed-1655798

>Quiet Labour turmoil continues
unv.is/labourlist.org/2018/01/corbyn-calls-for-open-and-friendly-debate-after-ousting-of-disciplinary-chief/

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good edition.

volkan and stipe win imo.

kek

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These people are so autistic and shit but they are unironically my people and i love them.

56 percenter here, need some advice.

I'm going off to the UK for a week or so with a friend, and I was wondering if you had any recommendations for where I should go. I didn't know I was going until recently and the last time I went was around 7 years ago, and I only saw London.

Do any of you have good recommendations for places to see in your country? I was thinking Bath or Avon or somewhere like that, but I'd appreciate the help.

somerset. somewhere in the countryside, get a nice cottage. would recommend north york moors

/10?

War Miocic.

I feel like this picture is deceiving.

bath and the avon valley are both nice desu

Lads I truly hope you all even the trips find what makes you happen in life, you're all good people facing some stuff in their life, you are all going places

Pros:
Nice face
Good tits
Big pupils

Cons:
Skinny
Looks like a blow up sex doll

Oxford. History - museums, stone circles, white horses etc - good night life, student birds.

High 7

thank you spurdo. Finland is nice and very underrated to visit.

only 1 other pic and similar
what i was thinking
aye was going for 7/7.5

8.

Not actually Finnish my friend just keeping mummy mays eyes off me. Just another Vagabond Englishman trying to navigate an increasingly difficulty life and society

Duckface, mad stare, looks older than 19.

Would splash and dash/10

>north york moors
It looks gorgeous; thanks for telling me about it. Would cost/time be prohibitive if I wanted to got here for just a few days by rail?

Bath and Oxford are definitely on the shortlist. Sadly, only time we really hear about Oxford in the States is when some crazy Labour event happens there.

How are you lads doing tonight? Any woes or troubles you want to discuss, just free genuine chatting

not entirely sure, I think we drove up there. Not too sure how much a cottage/place to stay would be for a weekend or something. but it would definitely be worth it. nice comfy village. local pub iirc. can walk all through the moors, didn't take it in at the time but it was a beautiful place.

I live in Bath mate, nice city verty quaint mix between English countryside life and london urban ;life

Someone earlier today tried to call lauren southern a jew

I'm not finnish and i have never listened to lauren

do you want us to clean our rooms Jordan?

>those eyes
waking up to a severed cock/10

Mate im rolling mandy rn so i cant figure this otu what are you trying to say

mg?

>not finnish
perkele

150 odd, second time, i have never felt happier im so happy

jelly

disposable slag/10

how many fingers am i holding up

>abdul razak alhassan
hmmmmmm

fair not too bad. be careful lad have some water with you and whatnot to sip on. get some music or a film on and kick back and enjoy

Sorry to put my troubles on to you but i have been very depressed recently. wll the downcome literally make me kms?

>mix between ------------------- and london urban ;life

MDMA not LSD lod lol.

i havent drank in fucking hjours lol thx reminder

just drink cranberry juice, seek hugs and blankets

Aside from acid attacks and paki stabbings, jsut a busy atmosphere

No mate you'll be fine honestly
On 150mg you'll probably feel really good tomorrow

no worries lad. sip it only. make sure when you go to bed to drink some orange juice if you have some too. will help the electrolytes get replaced and you won't wake up feeling like pure shit.

>Mate im rolling mandy
Can't say I noticed.

hopefully

I have just orgnaised to meet up with two long lost friends and we had a really great chat i was literally talking with them i would usually be shy and cant stop thinking about what i done and now we are literally meetying up got numbers and feeling so open and great

>tfw this HWNDU livestream reunion party is the only place in the world I wouldn't be a mad outcast if I was totally honest

Afterglow is real bro
I went to a lecture the day after rolling and asked this girl out when I normally would have been too pussy

You ever thought about just moving away lads somewhere far in the scottish highlands of Montan glaciers, jsut living a simple and nice life

good stuff mate. don't worry about it, it'll go great lad

what

fuck yeah. a wife and 3 kids. ideal shit.

Thank you lad, how are you doing in your life

NEET?
UNI?

uni. enjoying my time, all going good for me atm. exams over 1st feb then can have a good time until may/june~ exams

Anyone else feeling more and more isolated lads?

It's because you left the EU. Cameron warned you this would happen. :^)

gain muscle mass

Get out.

Main card in half an hour.

You need to speak to this fella

do you like monasteries and abbeys
because there is a shit load of good ones in north yorkshire

Thank fuck I want to sleep

hype

>wife 3 childs

you'd have to kidnap her and keep yourself to a isolated outer isle to raise the kids as she developed Stockholm syndrome and truly loved you instead of forever looking for option two

hugged my mother for the first time in a long while

Lad talk about absoluteness ANYTHING to me i will listen, how you been

Or just make it clear it's mutually assured destruction if she cheats
Also be a sick cunt

A joke, I swear.

I'm a huge fan of them. The last time I was there I only really got to see ones close to London.

Cameron invented the referendum. good lad desu.

Visit Mount Grace Priory
It's a Carthusian Monastery
You can see how the monks lived (they have the original buildings)
You can really picture a scottish army raiding the monastery or opening the door and seeing a big guy with a sword
It's amazing, brilliant way to contextualise history

Same here but I want to see the main an co-main first. I've got plenty of lager and about 1.2 grams of S+ grade Nepalese cream left.

Necessary hype.

No I mean IM HYPE

getting tired of carling nwo its tasting like fucking shite

>mutually assured destruction

nice to see you still have a dick and balls but a wife will remove those asap and you wouldn't want your children to be without a mother or be in a jail filled with pakis.

Sorry thought i replied to you alreayd;apparently not.

GOOD fucking lad stick with your fucking goal and youll maker it seen so many lads fuck up their life by not sticking with it.

Hows the Gf/Mates situation doing

I wouldn't think about things like that if someone did that to me.

Got a bottle of vodka somewhere. I wasn't going to touch it but Mandy poster has put me in the mood to get mildly intoxicated

no worries lad

all good with mates. the gf situation is looking promising, got with my housemates coursemate the last 3 or 4 times we've been out. been talking to her recently on kikebook so waiting for exams to finish till i can next go out. shes a qt and has nice banter so im happy talking to her for now.

how about your finnanon

Carling is shite, stop drinking larger and get on the whiskey.

Looks very pretty. We don't have stuff older than 200 years in America, so it's always nice to go to a country where there are pieces of history just sitting there.

Start being Christian

Me too, lad!

Not a drink to drink if you have other options available. I hope you've got weed.

got none in lad just carlings fucking sad man. might crack some vodka and squash in a bit depending on how the carlings treat me

I might unironically be working there when you come. I'll flip a britpol gang sign to every American that comes through if I do.

>gay
>Christian

Good lad, gf any cutie, I would love to delete facebook myserf to get away from the social pressure but its a compulsory kind of thing fort socialisation now isnt it?

Not a finn btw, Like I said above its good just organized a meet with my mates, GF situation is absolutely dire but im looking for a job not a gf right now (i know excuses)

well kids change you bruh. they literally lower your t-levels.

wow this is fucking surreal

Lads, we need more national parks in Scotland.

>Expand the Cairngorms out east to Banchory to include Glen Dye and to Kemnay for Bennachie.
>Create Argyll and Bute National Park, covering the entire local authority of Argyll and Bute
>Double the size of Galloway Forest Park and make it a national park
>Establish a Scottish Borders national park stretching from Coldstream to Hawick
>Establish Caithness, Sutherland and Western Ross national park
>Establish Outer Hebrides national park
>Establish Isle of Skye and surrounding islands national park

my kids gonna be a joe rogan ju jitsu kettle bell meat head
he'll raise my test from winning competitions

Will be on the lookout.

Homosexuality is merely a set of acts. Acts not performed can not be condemned. Stop being gay.

i'm running out of diet coke. does vodka go with hotel tea?

yeah you really need it nowadays which is sad. i feel like id be much more in my element back when there was no internet but alas.

oh sorry pal. good stuff mate, where you meeting them? pub? where do you know them from school? no worries it'll come

get some ice and crack it straight if all else fails. get some squash and water

I just wanted to post that wojak desu

>he

real men have a girl first, it is known. she raise your test when she goes to highschool at least.

Water with some sugar.

>diet coke
Diet lemonade with vodka is patrician tier. I'd drink it straight before putting tea in it

my daughters gonna be like shirley jones in carousel. she's gonna be wholesome as fuck and a good wife and mother.

I do feel like that a lot lad but that's probably just the an anxiety speaking.

He invited me round for a sesh, hes a massive duggie but acts clean on the outside. other mate said just hit him up whenever maybe airsoft or something. I never would have even gotten this far on my own but someone rolling i just carried the convo and became a socia lgod.

Now im just chilling to intense music.


You ever done molly lad, whats it like for YOU?