What's your excuse Sup Forums?

What's your excuse Sup Forums?

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i have two legs

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kek

I don't want to lose my leg.

nigger faggots at the office wouldnt take me because of speeding tickets

I don't want to be a cyborg.

Don't want to die for Israel.

I don't want to die fighting some bullshit war for the Jews.

>Soft soled shoes.

>>>(((1)))

They don't let people with autism join the military.

>getting ur leg blown off for israel

lol

I don't support neo cons war mongering values. I am not a slave to oil and corporate interests.

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>being a fagget merc for international finance and corporate multinationals on giga-welfare

I'm not dying for israel

I may have said the 14 words at the recruitment office.

I really don't like the idea of fighting proxy wars for kikes

“I am a faggot and we must secure a place for faggots like me”?

no
didn't you hear that fags are just fine in the military now?

Im bigger and fitter than this guy and make more money than him (assuming his only income come from military).

Whats his excuse?

Is he a mercenary/private contractor? I didn't think they let people with disabilities in the military.

Tfw you get Dear Johned in less than 24 hours

please tell me he's a sapper.

I let FNG's walk point

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?

I like my legs.

One leg blown off and you're fine. Two, and its game over.

I'm not a fucking retard who will go to war for less than no reason

feels pretty nice to be able to play video games and watch anime and, you know, not die

>seanpennface.jpg

He's a danger to his unit. His ego shows how retarded he is desu. He should be training others at home. This is of course assuming this is not just taken at home at a training site.

I don't wanna be a cuck like this fag and you.

I like my limbs more than fighting wars for the military-industrial complex and the Jews.

Also this basically sums it up. Anyone joining the military now is a fucking retard sellout to jews. Want to be patriotic? Join your local militia and get ready.

>What’s your excuse?
Excuse for what, faggot?

Wasn't abused as a child so don't want to compensate by becoming a legal murderer while also reenacting my childhood of blindly following orders from evil people.

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Don't be a pussy bro GDI sucks

Well you do get to shoot brown people tho. Plus its not murder since they aren't human.

I write the software they use in the field. Ergo, I will very likely get to keep all my limbs.

Judging from his flag and the palpable butthurt in his post I can assure you he is 100% a muslim

why aren't you killing brown folk with your waifu Sup Forums?

>don't want to fight for jews
>must be a mohammed
Your tactics are getting stale JIDF. Weak dialectic.

>this kike
>implying we've been in any "just" wars in a long time
lol

I actually contribute something to society

I want LESS refugees in Europe

>What's your excuse Sup Forums?

In the rear with the gear. :)
Ergo, I don't get my boots blown off.

hvern myndi ég meiri að segja berjast fyrir?

I never understand these pictures. Who are they showing them to?

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Veit ekki

Instead of getting a huge compensation and early retirement, the dude is getting a new but crappier, cheap leg so that he can be send back to get his second leg blown off for his 56% country.

sounds fun

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skal bara vera þarna þegar að ísland myndar helling af angry mobs til að vernda sig sjálft

Sure they do. They let me in.

As a national guardsmen i can tell you this is false. I've met numerous people with autism through bct/ait and in my unit. If you told your recruiter or meps about it then find a new one and don't say anything. Despite all their talk of the military being "an elite fighting force" they'll let you in no questions asked, they don't give a shit. That being said don't do it, the whole thing's a scam.

I have an IQ over 90

>fighting for Israel
>ever

my excuse is that im not an overcompensating manlet who like to larp as a "warrior" by fighting jewish wars against the middle east

>Living dead division

Fuck those feddies. SIEG ZEON

Brings up morale. When those goat fuckers see infidels touching their dead, it freaks them the fuck out. Something about not going to heaven if a non believer touches them

fpbp

I don't want to get my dick or leg blown off for Jew Wars?

If I go to someone else's country and kill their brown people it's okay.
If I do it in my own country it's a crime.

okay

Be sure you know what you're fighting for.

that camo is quite aesthetic, why did we ever ditch it?

My leg hurts

Buttfuck yourself.

come on goys, fight for us

Israel

I'm a man not an attack dog.

Sry I dont work for Israel.

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I don't wanna die for rich assholes who don't care about killing poor brown people

retarded friends brainwashed me with bs

Yes, Goyim, go lose a limb for Israel.

Psst...Just tell them you're normal
t. autist with a rifle

Beast

Don't want to die for Israel and I'd like to live to raise a family

Someone else already said it, but I have an above average IQ so have no desire to go fight for Jewish interests while being surrounded by

graduated high school with a GPA above 2.5

i will sooner kill myself with my service rifle than fight for this pathetic excuse for a country.

Not a goyim

Poor low IQ fag does not know his role, or even worse, willingly accepts it.

>That album cover

Oh I miss Frisky Dingo

memes desu

Imagine that, Stan. Karate Jesus.

I don't want to lose my leg for israel.

planned obsolescence
They'll do anything to take away my clothing allowance

Blew my knee out at osut @Benning

excuse for what? having both legs?

Nice

Be a man among men, man. Be a tranny killer cyborg, man.

Okay. but on my own volition.

muslim here.
That makes no sense. Muslim immigrants would be freaked out about dying in the US. Never happens. There's plenty of them buried on US soil. Dumb ass low-IQ soldiers make up shit to bring up their morale even if its not based in reality.
Keep on chugging along for the Jews, retards.

aye.

Can i fug your sister?

Fighting for Israel memes are russian propaganda unironically

Probably. A lot of Russians in Israel, tho.

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