PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL /ptg/ - Finger pistols edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Press Brief (Dir Short/OMBD Mulvaney) 1/20/18
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>New Ad: Complicit 1/20/18
youtu.be/U-nm0vQwO5c
>VP Pence speaks to the Sisi 1/20/18
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>VP Pence on FOX in Cairo Egypt 1/20/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence @March4Life 1/19/18
youtu.be/LbyyYfGPpxk
>VP Pence/2nd Lady leaving for Is-ra-hell 1/19/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on Natl Def Strategy 1/19/18
youtu.be/tbV-C4gEHG8
>HUDSec Sleepy Carson on eVision 1/19/18
youtu.be/UYLqwpH1bIs
>SoS T-Rex meets Jordanian FM Safadi 1/19/18
youtu.be/NcejLzTImdQ
>StateDep DepSec Sullivan @UNSC 1/19/18
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>WH Press Brief (Dir Legislative Aff Short, OMBD Mulvaney) 1/19/18
youtu.be/77xFrBUkQvU
>This Week @State 1/19/18
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>Pres Trump @H&K Equip Co 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump tours H&K Equip Co 1/18/18
youtu.be/gxWW874MXYI
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>VP Pence @March4Life 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in PA 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump departing DC for PA 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump @The Pentagon 1/18/18
youtu.be/9Ohl_z_246w
>Pres Trump arrives @The Pentagon 1/18/18
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REMEMBER TO KEEP IT HIGH ENERGY IN HERE

OP WILL NO LONGER BE BAKING

NEW BAKER REQUIRED!
>NEW BAKER REQUIRED
NEW BAKER REQUIRED

Not even a little bit.

Did someone say Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark?

TOP FUCKING KEK

Perhaps a kind britbong or nordbro or german waking up soon will help out

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Hey anons what's going on?

I'm gonna have to see porn in this style.

that pic!

How many pushups can you do, /ptg/?

Thanks for your service, brother

Amy Schumer nudes?

nice

thats the spookiest trump ive seen all week

That supposed to be scary or something? I see more disturbing things in my toilet

Won’t that derail a train possibly?

That's what I was about to say! Halloween at the WH 2018

Its the shocking ending that freaks people out.

Saved.

Is this that story about the scarecrow

That's one of the few stories in those books that fucked me up more than the artwork

That will do a ton of fucked up shit to a lot of things... possibly

definitely would

None.

That was my favorite story

High likelihood my ex sends me pics tonight of her fucking another dude. I might go full OJ.

I don't think that would work

Why don't you try? It's literally copy and paste and coming up with an edition with an OP pic

how do we fix pic related?

can I bake next thread

I'm so fucking bored. I need a habbening or something else to do. Fuck.

Don't do it Gus
We need your vote in the upcoming elections

send them to her parents

Tell her any pics sends goes to her father, boss and all social media accounts.

Straight? I start giving out at about 60. I used to do more. Gotta get in prime shape again

a hunnit

No. It takes a lot more than people think to derail a train. In WW2 the army conducted studies on how to derail trains, and found that the most efficient way is to knock out at least 21 feet of rail on each side and staggered. A train would punch right through this, and if not, just bounce over it.

Yeah
Don't fuck up

Send her a picture of your bank balance.

I see you came ready.

Post it here and send her screen caps of us critiquing her sloppy roast.

KEk its true

I do 120 every other day in 3 forty reps

Not worth it blogfriend, get a waifu instead. They will never betray you. Probably.

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My record stands at 200. Right no I'd be lucky if I could do 60

Don't tell, just do it.

Just ignore it. It will drive her fucking insane. Bitches just want attention, deny them that and they go crazy.

>her father
Implying. We have kids, otherwise I'd already be posting nudes.

I love Kellyanne.

>Really?
Yes, of course.

Tell her after the damage is done

We aren't talking about pull-ups, user.

I'm sure even your average soy boy could manage a few pushups, what is wrong with you. Are you missing arms?

Sweet dreams

>caring about an ex

dude I bet if you act like a big enough bitch she will take you back

sue her for revenge porn entrapment

Im drifting into sleepy time while phone posting

Reminder that Trump Tweeted this today.

Thanks for baking

Why don't you just go to bed

I laughed.

AWOOO

This. I had a friend do this from another guy's phone. Ruined that sloot's life

Yeah, go for it. I'll have a backup ready in case you fail

>phoneposting

I AM BAKING NEXT THREAD, WORRY NOT FRENS

coworkers then. don't focus on feeling sad, or even getting angry. just think of a cold revenge

kek

Too bad she had a large role in killing it.
I bet I could find a Jew lawyer that could make a case of it.

Yeah but those were steel chad trains made by the greatest generation, powered by hatred and the blackest coal, not today's soytrains made from nintendo plastic

Gracias!

Post McCains

kek, I am pretty sure that half a million horse power will cut right though that

Gross! I am trying to eat!

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Bruh, we have kids. Can't be posting her nudes, no matter how dirty she does me. Plus her coworkers are all female.

>.gif

Thats a cute and nice girl

Straight out of Scary Story.

so I've found out that one of my classmates is a Lesbian, but they aren't "out" yet.

How do I proceed from here?

to victory anons

tell me exactly the steps you will take for baking. Nothing personal, I just don't want another chinkbaker goes away and threads go to shit episode

What does this have to do with anything

I will be baking the next thread. Do not wory.

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See

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>girl

No splits you two. Figure it out

Drink her blood

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What are we going to do about the Romney problem?

Mitt Romney is going to run for Senate in Utah to replace Orrin Hatch, and, barring some unforeseen catastrophe for his campaign, he will win. Then, he will primary against Trump and lose, followed by an independent run for the presidency.

If you say he's not going to get enough votes to royally fuck everything up, remember how slim our margin of victory really was. It doesn't take a strong candidate to siphon enough votes away from Trump and give us President Oprah or whoever the fuck the DNC gives the primary to. He's going to be a problem, so start thinking about how to deal with him NOW.

Fuck her right in the pussy. Most lesbians are just doing it for attention.

No I'm baking.

I am definietly baking the next thread. You don't think I would lie, do you?

BE

Dont pollute archive count by copying "baing worry not" pls fren

If he doesn’t die I am assuming this was all a grand stunt because he doesn’t have the balls to vote no, so instead he is playing sick.

His cancer has like a 5% prognosis or someshit ffs

Fuck her right in the pussy. These women are usually LUGs - lesbians until graduation

back off homo

Bow down and suck true conservative dick user. You cannot win