I was in a wedding last night with one of my best mates. 5 guys later talked to each other during the reception how they all fucked his wife.
> She really liked giving blowjobs. I hear now she doesn't
> she's one dirty girl. He's a lucky guy...
It got me thinking. This will happen to us all. Our wife probably had sex before marrying us. That we're settling with someone another guy can gloat of fucking and dumping?
What are we going to do?
Convert to judiasm
>2018
>marrying
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Sex isn't that special.
At least, women generally only fuck one dude at a time. If they don't abide that rule, then you might look elsewhere, but it's unrealistic to find anybody outside of a cult or something that's one ever had 1 sexual partner. You don't ever hear women expecting men to virgins when they start dating, right?
>What are we going to do?
I'll be marrying my younger fiancée this year. I was 16 and she was only 10 when I had her as my best friend. I took every measure I can to protect her virginity. Whenever a hot guy plots on hitting her I made divisive plans to destroy him by humiliation or terror. I watched her grow up to be a virgin young lady, encourages her to go full traditional catholic mass where she wears veil and dress. Now she's 18 I confessed my love to her, and will marry soon. If you want a virgin assured woman, pick a young girl and guide her to be full conservative. When she's legal go court her. It's painstaking I know, but fuck I wouldn't marry roastie. Just imagine her kissing you, with that lips that already sucked a lot of dicks. It's like kissing the dick of other guys. Fuck you roastie! I outwitted you all! Mwahahhahahahahahhaa! Fuck I'm so relieved after her gyno test. Feel sorry to all fucking plebs who marries a roastie used goods.
Gotta get in early user. Been with my wife since 17 y.o
Trust me she was a Virgin. Or if ur older maybe go get a church grill but they can be a big batshit. God speed user
You better off going blind from excessive tossing, just NOT even try to get free pussy in relationship or marriage.
i once had an affair with a married chick who had only been with her husband. she was 40 been with him since she 17, no kids. they divorced when i ended the affair and she chased me for months but nope, relationships are built on trust.
stupid dumb iphoneposting scum