Why are we the best place in Britain

Why are we the best place in Britain

Southerners will swing on the day of the rope too.

no pakis, niggers and other bullcrap

Thats not Yorkshire and by extension the North

no Swiss crap

Fuck the north

>Another EU and UK subsidy sucking region.
So I see you got super fast broadband and billions of investment into that biosphere crap, activity centres and houses from my tax money.
Its time for the non shitty side of UK to leave. Kingdom of Wessex come back

>doxxing yourself

Because counter reformation started there the earliest

i'm moving there in a couple of days time.

t. pakistani

>no pakis, niggers and other bullcrap
This was true only a year ago. But there's been a recent influx of them, now I see them everywhere, whereas before I'd see maybe one or two in a year.

nice weather
no shite skins
close to londonistan if you need to go (allow 1 week for train journey on 3rd world tier train network)
nice cider
glastonbury music festival
beast of bodmin moor
alien research/ ufo facilities
houses expensive as fuck because londonistans own holiday housed there.

he's narrowed himself down to 1milllion people , pretty sure hes dead now

Because you got (((Phoenicianed)))

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That's where I live. It's cozy. Very little nigs and mudslimes.

Best place on earth*

>best place in britain
>britain
not really saying much desu

I heard Ireland is mostly white, also heard there are a lot of begrudging people there that will rip you off, so not sure if I should visit.

>acting like regions matter when you're smaller than many American states

>no pakis, niggers and other bullcrap

Literally stay away from main cities if you want to avoid that, fucking hundreds of villages and towns with none of that.

Rains all the time and is poor kek

England is SO TINY! Hahaha.

Just decided to look it up, it fits in between Louisiana, the 31st largest state (51,839 square freedom units) and Mississippi, the 32nd largest state (48,430 FU^2)

Rightful cornish clay

>This was true only a year ago. But there's been a recent influx of them, now I see them everywhere, whereas before I'd see maybe one or two in a year.

Rich Arabs sheikhs buying a summer house aren't a problem

Yet we still created the largest empire in human history.

You are a whole continent and you got your ass kicked by a bunch of jungle gooks

Yeah, we cant live in the capital of our country because of this shit, you can see it happening right now, we should build strengh in the villages of old in secret, surprise will be our friend in the hard times to come.

>Vietnam bait
>Not knowing that in a defensive war all you have to do is be more trouble than it's worth
>the brits had a war like this, we call it "The American Revolution"