HOW DO I MOVE TO EUROPE LEGALLY

IM TIRED OF LATIN AMERICA, THIS SHITHOLE IS DOOMED TO BE A SHITHOLE UNTIL THE END OF TIMES, I WANT TO MOVE TO EUROPE WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE THINGS TO DO INSTEAD OF SEE PEOPLE KILLING BETWEEN THEM, IM NOT EVEN WHITE BUT I WANT TO GO OUT OF THIS SHIT, ALSO I WANT TO BE LEGAL, ADVICES??

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How do you feel about raping white people?

Are you a nigger? If so, they will accept you.
if you are white, it will take 10 years for you to enter IF you prove any direct European descendancy on father side

I'll speak on their behalf.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>culturally appropriating Australian culture

america you tease!

Haven't you heard? You can literally just walk here and we'll give you free stuff, citizenship included.

Im not a nigger, im 75% white, but i dont look as one.

maybe Spain it's your best option other countries will go to war in a few years

Why Europe? Sneak into America like the other spics, it's your only option

Stay in your shithole, we will literally murder you.

I recommend Spain as a first step, then you can move to Germany &c. for work after some time.

There are quite some of your kind already here, not even highly educated. There has to be a way.

Go to the spanish embassy and tell them you want to join the military.

And what about to do it without an college degree? And work there to start my studies in a country such a Switzerland

Let me see if I understand this. You want to move from a shithole to watch a place that is NOT a shithole become one?

Most of them go in the illegal way or have a relative over there who can take care of them.

OP is a faggot and a coward
KYS

At least i will have castles, you see, in my country i just see coffee and bananas.

Finally i see a good reply, all those central american niggers are the absolute fucking shit.
A friend drove all the way to Colombia and the only places he got fucked was in costa rica and honduras the cops also fucked him there.

You may want to consider this. Make a commitment to be the ONLY person in your country of the “mordida” to have integrity. Who knows? In 20 years as the only person anyone can trust you may become El Presidente.

Tensions are very high. If you have shitskin and brown eyes you will not have a future in western Europe. You could try Greece or Turkey, unlike the memes pretty comfy countries

I dont care anymore just come already, rape our women and kill us.

They don't have college degrees in sneaking. Get to America, go to college for free because you're brown, study something that the Swiss are hiring people for, then put in for a visa. Also, apply for US citizenship after you graduate and are working.
I should also suggest Poland as a good, booming European country without Muslims

I would tell you, but then you would have to go back!

I honestly never heard bad things about Costa Rica. I do admit some ignorance though.

Pancho telling me that Costa Rica is dangerous, what a meme, did you at least know what are you talking about?, we are one of the safest country in latinamericac

>IM TIRED OF LATIN AMERICA, THIS SHITHOLE IS DOOMED TO BE A SHITHOLE UNTIL THE END OF TIMES, I WANT TO MOVE TO EUROPE WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE THINGS TO DO INSTEAD OF SEE PEOPLE KILLING BETWEEN THEM, IM NOT EVEN WHITE BUT I WANT TO GO OUT OF THIS SHIT, ALSO I WANT TO BE LEGAL, ADVICES??

bait....... nobody WANTS to move to Europe. utter shithole

lol as if norway is any migrants at all

You save money 5-10k euro, find a lawyer who makes you a fake asylum case. /thread

Cover your skin in poo and just walk there!

Don't reply to me you fucking sub-human nigger and stay in your fucking shithole.

*has

just become an illegal immigrant, seems the best way these days.

You're one to talk Paco, your shithole is even more dangerous than mine!

Just go to UK, Sweden or France. Their governments love niggers and nigger tiers. Or maybe Spain if you look decent. Other countries government aren't as fucked up and their people don't want you either.

no one will even notice because your white and speak english.

In the us - yes, in Europe it is way worse. France was a good place for undocumented people, but Macron unironically trying to fix it.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.

Really? None? At all??

Dont expect anything less from what used to be belgium.

Can't you just go the migrants' route through here:?

outside of oslo i mean

Do you recommend Germany or Sweden?

Might makes right.
There are more guns in the average American's house then there are on the Australian continent.

What if i come to estonia?
Nature looks nice, qts ready to be raped, low population, the only downside is the weather, too cold for my taste

>live in shithole with other people
>you and your people are the reason it's that way
>try to move to a nice place with your third world mentality
>others like you are already here and are turning everything into yet another shithole
Remind me, why should you be accepted here?

I wish you where correct.

> Other countries government aren't as fucked up

Southern Europe, in general, is way better for undocumented than northern. Yes, Sweden, Germany may give you asylum, but if not, you will most likely be deported.
France/Italy/Spain. Germany/Sweden are just memes, they are tougher on asylum now. Norway may be a try for afgan, but again, you are fucked if they reject you.

>the only downside is the weather, too cold for my taste
That's why Muslims bring bombs.

Is it that bad? I'd pick Norway over Belgium any day though.

This.
Norwegians have to contend with the encroaching Swedes.

kek. rare?

Don't you have some boys to fuck? you fucking streetshitter.

stay in your shithole and start trying to improve it. You people moving out of your countries instead of fixing them is why they are shitholes in the first place.

Fuck off britbong. Fix your fucking country before trying to fix shitskins' lives.

You would only go from sinking boat to leaking boat but i understand.

>You people moving out of your countries instead of fixing them is why they are shitholes in the first place
At least the GDP/capita will go up :^)

I am not brit desu. Just give up, Europe is finished.

> GDP
Yes
> GDP/capita
No

The state of Britbongland.

> France is any better

You live in costa rica, not a bad place by any means.

You are probably a poorfag salvadorean haitian mutt. Make the world a favor and put a bullet in your skull

Do you have a way to prove European ancestry?
Some countries have a jus sanginis policy which allows you to get citizenship due to ancestry. That's how I got italian citizenship.

>Im not a nigger, im 75% white, but i dont look as one

Go to the us?

> im 75% white

>Get to America
>apply for US citizenship
no

We are. We have a powerful right wing party, they have nothing left.

rare

You are still fucked in terms of demographics.

la abominacion....

Why don't you just have a revolution. Millions of whites died to establish this country. Get to work.

Why didn't europeans have a revolution but moved to american colonies instead?

>your white
>IM NOT EVEN WHITE
pretty bad attempt at english, but yours is too, so clearly we've already got enough native retards he can blend in with

>la luz extinguida

Sweden welcomes you

go to the usa faggot

We would but you faggots keep a tight leash on us.
Fuckin IRA had material support but other euro-americans seem to care little about their ancestral homeland.

Its real fucking sad when the irish have more pride then the rest of the mutts but im sure shlomo would call you names huh?

>THIS SHITHOLE
Woah there you racist. You have no right to label your designated shitting street (or country) a shithole, even if it is literally a conglomerate of trash and excrements.

Also:
>Unironically implying that Europe, which is about to hit civil war, is any better

If you’re brown just say you come from a war zone (nobody will check because that would be racist). If you’re white, you’re screwed. You’re stuck wherever you are because immigrants can only be shitskins in 2018

J-j--just get started on the ethnostate already so that I can send my application. Yes, I'm white, can provide DNA test if needed, no problem.

sweden worse weather but more welfare, they are very similar in culture i would say

all of you should come here, and do it illegally. sell as many drugs as you can, they are expensive enough as is, we need more competition in the drug market

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i grew up in the countryside in norway and we definitely have immigrants but probably not as many as belgium, and definitely not that many on the countryside compared to bigger cities. i had 2 adopted koreans and 1 african girl in my class as a kid but that was it

lately theres been a little bit of muslim immigration but most of them are in oslo. the immigrants that go through proper channels like adopted korean babies from the 90s or asylum seekers from kosovo are more spread out throughout the country because they get placed in small communities deliberately because the government knows it will force them to integrate

Only a few to tie me over until I can get to Sweden!

Fucking oven dodger, fuck you :D Hope Trump trumps your Jude ass with nukes or something. Hitler din do nuffin.

>being this much of a defeatist cuck
Germany was on the border of financial collapse when Hitler took over. And when he took over, every western nation put an trading embargo on Germany, meaning he couldn't import foreign goods.

And he still restored Germany to it's former greatness, and even surpassed it.

He started from worse than we are now and got to a position where Germany was better off than before WWI.

Always remember that you fucking cuck.

how old are you? there weren't any in my class as a kid either, but I'm in the US, and I'm sure the same school has them now

just say ur an underaged syrian refugee in sweden

>75% white
la aparición...

Take a plane here. Go to a dominatrix. Tell her to whip you really hard to leave marks. Tell government you were tortured in your home country and need asylum in Europe..

I think I could get on board with it. However, you of all people may not be very pleased with how that story ends Schlomo.

stay out of Denmark. We are 80% "Danes" and dropping fast.
We will be Brazil tier in 30 years.

OP, go to America. At 75%, you are clocking way whiter than the las creaturas that live there. You will be worshipped like a kang.

According to Canada, Mexico is a safe country. lmao
canada.ca/en/immigration-refugees-citizenship/services/refugees/claim-protection-inside-canada/apply/designated-countries-policy.html

Latinos can't rap.

over 94% white, 1% nigger, 2% spic, 2.3% asian in 2000 census
latest data I can find (2015?), 82% white, almost 8% spic, 4.2% asian, doesn't mention niggers

kek

I recommend Hungary

Just move to a less shit latin american country like argentina, Dominican republic, or Chile.

Safest in /LAT/ is still pretty risky

> I literally don't have that feel

hahaha te quedaste atras tico, ya muy tarde