ITT: We laugh at Americans

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61% of American Leftists under 30 are Non White.

no one can find your country on map you hairy mole on europe's ass

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Big cities, industrial cities, and Edge Cities make 32% of the US and are only 27.5% White in total. EX. Anaheim, CA.

>be american
>be proud of fighting for isreal

Lol. 35% - 45% of White Americans in NYC are Jewish. 81.1% of actual European Americans in NY state DON’T live in NYC

> be American
> go on the internet
> everyone laughs at you and your country

No, as a north american too I can explain.
We just like to call it soccer, you know you're practicing a gay sport when you can be rewarded for faking it like a bitch.

We are basically the Balkans. Our women are old and fat. Our men die at 55.

would

It's quite ironic that you can see this pic related while you are out shopping here in Minnesota. It's not surprising to see this.

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But soccer is just a bunch of scrawny lanklets running around a field while crying and trying fake injuries. American football is literally real-time chess that only high IQ Americans can appreciate.

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Aren't like 80% of NFL players niggers?

>present in most White Americans
95% of Non Hispanic white Americans have no traceable Non White ancestry
Lol coming from an Arab nation where 70% Of adults are overweight or obese. Your basically us just 75% Jewish zionists. Not 75% Christian Zionists lol

fellow Minnesotan here. Stop shopping at shit places and join the trader joes bandwagon. Nothing but sweet sweet booty

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Whiter than soccer, Muhammad

60% Black. 30% White. 7% Hispanic. 3% Mixed/Other. NHL is 91% White. Baseball is 56% White, 40% Hispanic. And Basketball is only 15% white.

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>go to Sup Forums
>everyone pokes fun of burgers for being mutts

lel all of us are basically mongrels at this rate,

American leftists as of right now are majority Non White. 10% of American leftists under 30 are actually Mixed race.

Literally how the actual fuck do these kind of people reach around to be able to wipe their arse after taking a shit?
Seriously how do they manage to get back there to clean themselves properly?
Do Americans have special extender sticks to attach toilet paper to, or do they have to get someone they know to help them?

>no American can find your country on a map
ftfy

If you all want to see the 56% meme manifest, then go to Walmart during the daytime hours or 6-8PM. You see some of the most vomit inducing shit.

>Seriously how do they manage to get back there to clean themselves properly?
You've obviously never been near enough a fat person to smell them, otherwise you'd know the answer to this.

Now THAT is one big booty momma

Over 75% players are niggers in both niggerball sports.

Its the ultimate redpill for proving race, black people are more athletic because theuve spent thousands of years running from predators.

what would happen if you were to just slice all that flesh/fat right off?

>Seriously how do they manage to get back there to clean themselves properly?
They don't

And yet the GOAT is still Brady, the huwhyt man.

>Seriously how do they manage to get back there to clean themselves properly?

i fucking hate the city, they ruin this state every eletction

what's wrong with rap music ? it's like a form of poetry. Should we border that out as well ?

The United States is only 241 years old. We have many problems that any very, very young country is bound to have. Some of you might want to check history books and see where YOUR country was at on it's 241st birthday.

Gravy would pour out like Victoria falls

is he /our guy/ ?

Wow, a big Piilow for the Scooters.

Murica really is the Place of Dreams.

Canada should be asian you uneducated swine

So what, its still infested with felonious niggers.

He became so fat, his legs got covered in cornflakes. America was a mistake.

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AWESOME! Because Bill's a Rapist! HA HA HA.

Don't blame me, man. We play hockey up here.

>how do they manage to get back there to clean themselves properly?

I am not Am*rican but I still won't find Slovenia on map without country names. I think it's somewhere near Austria and Austria is somewhere near G*rmany, this is as far as my knowledge of Europe goes

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Americans are Shart eaters.

>DO NOT READ
Everyone should read that, desu. Hot tubs are just petri dishes for all kinds of bacteria.

Obviously staged.

they piss all over the toilets too. too much gut to use urinals so they get in stalls and paint the fucking thing since they wont sit and cant see where theyre aiming

An American who doesn't know Geography? How surprising.

To be fair football was really popular in early 20th century in USA they were also really good and had a great league, they shared 3rd place with us in first world cup in 1930 in Uruguay, i'ts the FIFA that constantly threatened and fined their football association because their league was getting stronger than European so when their league bankrupted Americans started despising football and they boycotted it.

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If you want to see a TRULY disgusting display of the Great American Shart, look no further than any Disney World theme park in Orlando, Florida.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I've lived in South Florida my entire life and go to Disney 2-3 times a year and it just keeps getting worse and worse.

15 years ago, you would occasionally see someone on a mobility scooter. It wasn't common at all. Now?

Now you see ENTIRE FAMILIES on these things. I'm not joking. I was there in December and saw MULTIPLE families, all on fucking mobility scooters. All at least 100 lbs. overweight and all with fat rolls so prevalent that their eyes were squished together, which almost made them look like some sort of white/chink hybrid.

Here's the most disturbing part of my last trip to Disney.

I went to take a piss in the men's room and saw an obese father changing his son's diaper, except this "infant" was probably 5-6 years old. Not a Pull-Up, a fucking regular diaper and it was LOADED with shit. WTF?!?!

Go to Disney if you want to see where this country is heading. I laugh every time I see posts on here talking about "day of the this, day of the that" because if that day comes 8 out of 10 "white" Americans aren't going to be able to physically walk to the town square to participate in anything.

They're just gonna watch it on TV.

I knew Eastern Europe got American trends decades after they were popular in America but I had no Idea that it took decades for our memes to get there aswell

56%

i'm surprised you even saw any white people at disney world

Speak for yourself, burger.

Disney in Orlando is pretty white (depending on when you go). Most chinks, spics, etc. that are there are on vacation from their respective countries.

I don't know how Disney in California is. Probably pretty Mexican, I'd imagine.

>implying american football isn't the pussy version of rugby.
Take off those pads and then we'll talk.

Yeah, two big things.
US needs to
go from Football to Soccer.
go from the Sterling System (that's inches to Americans) to SI (that's metric to Americans).

HOW? HOW DO YOU GET THIS FAT? When do people think "Enough is enough" and stop consuming nothing but sugar and oil?

How do you stop someone you care about from getting like tihs?!

>I went to take a piss in the men's room and saw an obese father changing his son's diaper, except this "infant" was probably 5-6 years old. Not a Pull-Up, a fucking regular diaper and it was LOADED with shit. WTF?!?!
At this point, we are slowly becoming a species of disgusting monstrosities.

Never mind race. The entire species is in danger.

Yes. Literally every single American is that fat.

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>rap
>form of poetry
Yes, the flag checks out.

It's bc this "food" is literally addictive. Go look up how addictive anything with corn syrup is and you'll have most of your answer.

its an addiction.

they also eat because theyve been brain-washed by consumerism and therefore have no self control.

I believe I can buy
I believe in a decent price
Think about it every night and day
Rollback prices that I want to pay

I believe I can score
A good deal on chicken in those open doors

You're preaching to the choir. I know all about sugar and HFCS. In cooking, I use sugar as much as I use salt. It's a flavor enhancer, but it shouldn't be one of the main ingredients in a dish.

I just want to know how the fuck you get someone you care about off of that shit. Are there rehab centers for people who are addicted to sugar? It is literally a drug but the big corn industry doesn't want people to realize that.

Why the hell would burger health care system give these fat fucks mobility scooters? They are for disabled people. Fat is not equal to having disability. Just let them walk and struggle a bit. This way they can lose some weight. I just don't get it.

Fuckin hell.
>The requirements for oversize load signs >typically differ from state to state but a good >general rule of thumb is a wide load banner >should be mounted to the front and rear of >any overwidth or overlength vehicle or >combination of vehicles and loads.

I still can't find Soviet Union on the map.
Is he collapsed in 1991 or something?

>Now you see ENTIRE FAMILIES on these things.
kek Johnson family, roll out. Remember the formation we practiced.

>muh medicare
>muh social security
As an user from county where this shit is; I still don't understand why millenials want it.
It's expensive af, it's bad quality

You cannot make this shit up.

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Isn't the number one killer in America heart disease, which is at a higher risk of happening when you're overweight? I hope this is nature's way of weeding out those with easily molded minds and poor willpower. At least that thought gives me some kind of semblance of peace.

Fun fact: Burgers spent $ 20 trillion since 60s on welfare system and still doesn't have access for """"free"""" medicine or education.

Wrong, 95% of Non Hispanic white Americans have traceable Non White ancestry

They used to take a towel and thread it between their legs and pull it front to back. Someone invented a stick that holds toilet paper and they wipe with that now.

No. My entire life revolves around imperial units and American football.

>still beliving in le 23andme meme
C'mon, this shit doesn't work.
If white Americans was so shitskinny, they became Brazil 2.0 even in 60s

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Imagine sneaking up behind her while shes reading a cookie box and just smacking them lard bumps like a damn drum.

it's true. and fucking embarrassing. I saw a man whoop and clap a cake the other week.

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My buddy dragged me to see Transformers 2, Revenge of the Fallen in theaters.

Uncontrollable cholesterol laughter filled the theater when one of the robots had testicles, pic related

Worst film I've ever seen.

Two minute standing ovation.

It's fucking incredible how these same disgusting fat bastards call me lazy just because I live in Puerto Rico.

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american education everyone

holy shit i thought the airplane thing was a myth or joke something

i dont think any american can find your country on a map you fat mutt

The Leaf needs to be Chinese for this to be 100% correct.

The nice thing about my local renaissance festival is that it's in a wooded area with rocky paths, hills and stairs everywhere. No motor scooters allowed.

I don't know anything about Puerto Rico.
But generalization is necessary to a certain degree.

Without generalizations, the society will lose vital components that are necessary to defend itself.

i can attest to this. i was just at disneyland in anaheim on friday and EVERY time i go i am just disgusted with the amount of mobility scooters i see. heres a fun bonus though: when i was about to get on a ride, a probably 400lb mexican lady was struggling to get off, and she stood up crouched over and gave everyone a show of her gaping ass crack. im scarred for life. brown.. hairy ... enormous ass crack. disney parks have been taken over by these people.