Libtard journalists fail cognitive exam

Liberal "journalists" take the cognitive test Trump took and fail miserably, all captured on video.
pressbull.com/liberal-reporters-take-same-test-as-president-trump-they-fail-miserably/

They say they thought they were geniuses and surprised by the results. One of them, an Arab, is cognitively retarded, and said it's fake and he's an actual genius.

Why do liberals think they're so smart? Teachers always telling them they're special snowflakes? Why do they think people with charismatic public speaking ability are intelligent? Television taught them to worship celebrities?

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He appears very sharp in all his interviews.

>Teachers always telling them they're special snowflakes?
This is part of it, the other part is that they all like to jack each other off. The media and their friends all tell them how smart they are for having the right views. They seek validation through social media and television. I think this is part of the reason they hate us so much. Not only are we saying that they are wrong; we are saying they are super smart special snowflakes. We are attacking the ego of narcissists and they are going into narcissistic rage.

>implying Trump actually took the rest

Yeah and he's only 239 pounds which is coincidentally 1 pound under obese....

31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
Leftists are made retarded by God because he hates them.

ITT: a bunch of people who perfectly detail the failings of others but are utterly blind to their own

Uh, sweetie, fat shaming is NOT OK AT ALL.

This is exactly what I expected, I don't believe those reports that say lefties have higher average IQ's, I don't believe it for one second.

This can't be real.

page don't load but this is the test Trump is believed to have taken. You have to be a total nutcase to fail it and passing it doesn't tell you if someone has early onset dementia

The clock test is actually used for testing dementia, user.

holy fuck how did anyone fail that? retards.

Meh, I'd probably fail it as well

oh and btw that;'s only one part of the test. they had word lists you have to repeat back, etc. to test short term memory.

yes but late stage dementia. The point
Ronald Reagan had alzheimer's while president and would have passed this test because it was in it's early stages. Trump passing doesn't prove he doesn't have early onset dementia

watch the video. the rest of the test was much harder.

>Libtards harass and call Trump a nazi
>They can't even beat his perfect cognitive test score
It really gets the marbles rolling

the entire test

where are the animal penises?

Beautiful at any size bb

I never claimed to be smarter then Trump you stupid nigger

>I never claimed to be smarter then Trump
>smarter then
I should hope not.

Nice proxy leaf

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>smarter
>not a commonly used term
but muh dictionary

Where did you find Trump's transcripts?

While that test is not difficult, there's no way the normal score is a 26. Most mother fuckers in this world are barely over functional retardation. I would imagine normal is more like 15-20.

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I want to believe this is trolling now, but I can't put anything past Americans these days.

I´ve used it that tool with my patients and it´s not used to test IQ.
We use it to test how and which areas were damaged in the brain while in dementia/Alzheimer. Those are the goals of MOCA/MEC/etc.
WAIS-II would be the one to apply if you want to test someone IQ/retardation.
Every normal "young" person should get 28-30 on it and if they don´t is probably cause they weren´t paying atention. There is no way a non-damaged brain cannot draw a clock, recognize a lion or name less than 5 animals.

heh you guys are really triggered about that aren't you?

Beautiful at any size sweetie

Is this really how people are getting tested in US? I am baffled, on one hand, you have a lot of truly bright people, on the other, you are also the dumbest fucking country in whole civilized world.

1PBTID
ripped video from youtube, reuploaded to his site
youtube.com/watch?v=V3pzQ5fbz-s

it's only taken by people smart enough to realise they're getting dumber. retards don't take it.

im actually from germany

nah they have parts like asking you to repeat a word list after 5 minutes, etc.

Look how mad they get when they get answers wrong.

They've been told for so long that they're smart and special and that everything they do is right. Look how they can't accept that they're none of those things.

That was probably their first taste of self-realization.

Obviously it was designed so that only privileged people get a perfect score and anyone who is marginalized can't compete

t. trudeau cuck posting internet faggot who thinks he knows more than doctors

>on one hand, you have a lot of truly bright people
Jews, asians, immigrants from former USSR, some South African guy.
>on the other, you are also the dumbest fucking country in whole civilized world.
Everybody else aka le 56%.

and these are the same faggots calling anyone who doesn't agree with them idiots

>poor pattern recognition by the woman
this I get though, it explains a hell of a lot

You're so cute when you try to leafpost

I was being facetious. I think. I may not know what that word actually means

That blonde that got 29/30 and the country accent had some fat fucking tiddies.

>shitskin is an idiot
what a surprise

It's a cognitive test you stupid Texan

It's a test of cognitive ability. Acing it doesn't make you smart, it makes you not a literal retard.

Did a nigger do this?

Where is this test? I wanna fucking take it. Watch, a fucking drunk Sup Forumstard can ace this fucking thing no problem.

He dindu nuffin

underrated

The whitest girl gets the best result. The most scum looking arab gets a [retarded] stamp.

Top kek.

you would need to have a second person to recite shit to you

You have already failed.

Look at me... I'M the Australian now.

For anyone who has actually had to take a test on the spot like this it's actually easy to miss a couple if you're not totally focused. 20/30 though? That's literally nigger tier what the fuck....

actually lost at this.

>World's smartest, most educated (libturds) are actually the dumbest
>Germans having humor

Does this mean we are actually at the endtimes, Sup Forums???

then get a dictioanary, you too will be smarter than Trump.

>literal retard

read that as liberal retard, which would have worked as well.

The doctor who did the tests was appointed by Obama.

>Libtard journalists fail cognitive exam
My friend administered this test, he's a neurologist. The test is designed so that you fail at least two parts. He's a specialist in movement disorders and administers it all of the time. The items that are designed to fail are the circle, and the cube. The word recollection after 5 minutes is failed commonly as well. If you get a copy of the test before hand and memorize it, you will still fail the circle and the cube unless you use calipers, compass and straight edge, which are not allowed. The test is available online and you can have a friend administer it to you, see how you do.

I am well aware of my own failings and have the low self esteem to prove it

What if you don't have any friends, can one have one's mother administer it? Asking for a friend

>German flag
Probably.

What's the point of always failing the cube and the circle?

my idiot grandmother scored 30/30 and she just had a stroke.

I can't get the video to play

Have your grandson help, boomer faggot

I had to do a lot of these tests because of my ADHD and my parents werent fucking idiots and actually did professional psyche evals for years, instead of just accepting ritilin.

These fucking guys in the video blow, except that women, its common to get 1 or 2 tough ones wrong, generally the repeat what I said 5 minutes ago, because when I did them, I was never told I would have to repeat them.

But my tests were like 2-3 hours long and consisted of more than the paper shit, I had to do a lot of visualization and building shit type tests, and puzzles.

[spoiler]I did really good on them[/spoiler]

i took the test by myself. I got a perfect score. Maybe it'd be different if it was being administered to me infont of a camera.

notice that most essential pillars of society lean right

isnt the circle just drawing 1-a-2-b-3-c-4-d-5-e ? That wont even be a circle.

I gave my mom this test and she got 28/30.

I've taken an almost identical test and I also aced it.
Anyone who can't get a perfect score on the test shouldn't be allowed to be a journalism, they shouldn't even be talking shit about a president. Anyone who makes any mistake on the test should just shut up and go back to being a drone, flip my fucking burgers, you idiots. Leave the thinking to people who aren't completely retarded.

747 is my lucky number. Yes it does refer to the jet (in a way)
But really its because my pops work(s) for McDonnell Douglas/Boeing Defense and did well for himself as an engineer - company man
honest man
Better man than I

>Maybe it'd be different if it was being administered to me infont of a camera.
Probably not, that test is a joke compared to taking an actual IQ test that goes on for fucking hours. Those people were just fucking retarded.

>Leave the thinking to people who aren't completely retarded.
Journos aren't paid to think, they're just actors now days.

video sauce please

>that test is a joke compared to taking an actual IQ test
No shit. It's not measuring your intelligence, it's testing whether or not you have severe mental problems and low cognition.

>No shit. It's not measuring your intelligence, it's testing whether or not you have severe mental problems and low cognition.
I know, that's why I compared it to an actual fucking IQ test which judging by the way they acted was what those journos thought they were taking.

nice

Bump

fat is beautiful snookums

>clock ten past eleven
that's some voodoo shit. What is the answer, 11:10?

because they think that memorizing and regurgitating facts from a textbook makes you intelligent

>late stage dementia
It’s one of the early signs. Fucking lying sack of shit leaf.

Let this go viral. Time to start the twitter engines

lmfao

this is the best my

This is what happens when (((the media))) always tells you you are "the smart party"

We now have a lot of retards thinking they're smart. It's ridiculous

They just can't comprehend reality.

Close, 23:10

I have extreme depression and have stared at my pistol for extended periods of time in the past. I know for a fact I'm a flawed individual.

Thanks fampai.

Was this before or after you asked for tendies?

Teachers dont test for intelligence, they test for cultural marxist talking points.

We don't use the 24 hour clock.