Is Austria just Germany but better?

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yes

Thats mostly common knowladge.

Yea no shit

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No. I am Austrian, and I have two things to say:

A. Germans love to be correct to the last point, which is why they let in the migrants, because there was no really applicable law to change the flow.

B. Austrians are not as correct, but a lot more creative in circumventing laws.

At the end, Germans are the better engineers, the better physicists and the better policemen, Austrians are the people who are the better creative people and can more easily sway its opinion towards populism.

Yes. You got it mutt. Congratulations.

Austria never had Nazis.

Austria is probably the only good country on the continent.

Austria is just Eastern Bavaria. It's a meme country, like Belgium. Shouldn't exist.

Austria is Germany.
MAKE GERMANY UNITE AGAIN

Austria was in the third reich you dumb fuck

>It's a meme country, like Belgium.

>history over 1000 years old

>UK is not even 500 years old

Germans belong to us

The only ones aside from us that knew how to run Germany were the prussians, and they're gone

We're actually the only country in europe that had two different fascist political systems in charge

Austria is like Germany without the autism.

Austrians are laid back, friendly, socially adept and chill. They like skiing drinking and having a good time.

Germans as we all know, are uptight uber artists. The Austrians laugh at them for that.

Plus Vienna is better than any large city in Germany. Austria has great towns like Salzburg and hidden gems like klagenfurt.

Hitler was austrian tho. Birthplace of The Nazi boi himself
hometown shown

Austria should have won the German Brother war. Pr*ssians are what ruined Europe.

technically only 25% austrian ancestry (grandmother)

austrians are more based ... germans have been bamboozeld (guilt tripped) even worse than austrians

obv. not everyone but its bad ... as seen in politics

Currently in Bavaria at the moment lads (I’m a bong). Is there any other part of Germany worth going?

When I think of Germany the first thing that comes to mind is Hitler and the death camps. People screaming and getting gassed while some German family turns their radio up a little louder to muffle the screams. And the perfume they wiped inside their nostrils to cover the smell of burning flesh. Never trust a German.

ironically only the saupreißn are the ones that fight against mutti and where the ADF has the biggest gains.

Says the German.

your country is a bigger meme than austria, abdul al britani

you work for austrian airlines

yes

Briton here.

England is eternal. We made our whole island our bitch, then the whole world. What we lacked in time, we made up for in power.

But you guys seem more level-headed than the Germans, I'll give you that.

Lmao at amerimutt education
None of the death camps were in german territory
Stop watching (((hollywood))) movies

Do you want Germany to annex you?

nope, I work for the bund

That was actually pretty insightful.

We are a meme country. We are based of Cis-Leithania.

They had the massive advantage of not being blamed for both world wars — despite causing both of them.

After world war 2, when culture of shame, guilt and eternal remembrance of the 6 million was established by the (((victorious powers))), the roots for Germany to become what it is today were seeded.
Austria doesn't have that. So they can't easily be emotionally blackmailed by (((the people who want the "refugees" to come to Europe))) and they don't feel shame for voting for a party that protects their national interests, whereas in Germany, the (((media))) are producing 6 million propganda articles of "Oy vey, voting AFD is like voting for Hitler" and "Refugees are like the poor, poor jews whom you evil nazis murdered in the holocaust" for every 1% the AFD gets.

Otherwise, no. The last time the country was relevant — outside of causing both world wars — was... uhh... I don't know. When Beethoven composed his music?

Better or not I don’t know, but we are surely German.

This post perfectly encapsulates why Germany and Austria should be one nation.

The real answer is that they're both plebs

My parents are Austrian, I was born and raised here in the United States of Fatties, but I've visited Austria a few times. This is personal experience, but I think Austrians are a bit more open than Germans (well, I guess it depends on which region of Germany they were raised) in that they will become "familiar" with you rather quickly compared to Germans. They'll use the word "du" instead of "sie" which is considered to be odd in Germany. They will be nice for no reason which is also considered off in Germany. Punctuality is also not as important for Austrians as it was Germans. For example, if you say you're going to meet somewhere at, let's say, 4 o'clock, Austrians will wait until 4 and then ask if anyone else is already there then ask if whatever you planned is still going on. A German will be there at 4 sharp and if anyone arrives after that particular time, they will say they're sorry for being late.

Basically, Austrians are Germans without the autism.

And the big joke with Austrians is that they want to convince everyone that Hitler was German and Beethoven was Austrian despite the reverse being true.

>When Beethoven composed his music?

See this is the problem with average german today

They know so little about their own history or anything really that they can't even banter correctly

>we made up for in power.

I really would like to see a british history schoolbook once desu, I bet it's the most entertaining fantasy novel your island has put out besides Lord of the Rings

>At the end, Germans are the better engineers, the better physicists
Schrödinger, Boltzmann, Ehrenfest, Doppler. Just to name a few.
Austria is ripe with good physicists.

Yes, but is right. Austria is the rightful successor of the HRE.

Hitler was austrian

So Germans are more autistic?

>WE
Your country has been ran by Germans for the past 300 years. In other words, the peak of your Empire was reached due to German leadership.

no, fuck off he was german

Austrians nowadays like to act like they learned their democracy lesson, but we know they are unhinged and prone to self serving doublethink. And they know it as well. Bavarians have the same problem. Given the chance, they would embark on crusades into every direction, pillage and rape like there's no tomorrow. They know it's true. Beware.

Next time you'll get dragged into the action as well if you want to or not, you do realize that mountainshlomo?

Give me a fucking Vorarlberger gf RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT

>We're actually the only country in europe that had two different fascist political systems in charge
What before the anschluss?

i know a bulgarian here at work, cool dude, is he open to remove kebab?

Austrians in general are German.

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The collapse of the Austrian Empire was a mistake desu

>mfw gf qt3.14 from graz

vorarlberg is not really proper austria

I protest that. We are kind and won't shoot you for speaking the wrong accent.

yes, sir

with kind you mean cucks AM I RIGHT

Yes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrofascism

You should know it best Lanklet

Austria is czech republic but worse
nah just kidding we are literally one nation

>Czech politicians - Klaus, Schwarzenberg, Dienstbier, Herman, Fischer, Rath etc.
>Austrian politicans - Vranitzky, Sobotka, Busek, Bures, Lopatka etc.

No. Germany is like Austria.
But the faggot version.

...sure, i also have family there so i may be biased, but i prefer it to germany.

Austrians are laid back chads who can still get shit done if push comes to shove, Germans are unfunny autistic people that aren't friendly and masturbate to shit because thri culture is so oppresive.

>A Bulgarian in the Germanosphere
Likely a kebab himself. If not, probably racist as fuck. People here who learn German to begin with are 50% fascists.
Based

He's right you know

We had the greatest empire in history. Try and tell me that's not power.

>murrican education hiding under memeflag
Sad!

This. Prague reminds me so much of Vienna because of all the buildings from Habsburg times.
Czechia is comfy af, but czech is really hard to learn

Your Country isn't even worth a meme.

You are the Milhouse of Countrys.

The British had the greatest empire in history Hans, then the French, then the Spanish.

>Around the start of the 20th century, Vienna (Czech Vídeň, Hungarian Bécs) was the city with the second-largest Czech population in the world (after Prague)
>Vienna’s mayor Karl Lueger feared that the city risked becoming increasing dominated by Slavs (it is estimated that as many as 500,000 Czechs lived in the city, which had a total population of 1.6 million).
we got schnitzel'd and you got knedlík'd
COME HOME HABSBURG MAN

its a more relaxed version of germany with a baby language

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There's no WE WUZ about it. The bloodline doesn't just abruptly become only German. Look at the lineage, the Hannovarians married into the lineage. You think out army and navy were German, too?

Besides, it's not like Bulgaria's been relevant for hundreds of years.

I like Czechbros, we could annex you, but your language sucks. You'll have to learn deutsch!

I am British. That's why I said "we".

Obvious mistake sorry user, and I don't believe the German Empire was that significant other than their technology advances. Also the true greatest empire had to be the Roman Empire if anything.

you should learn deutch too, my god its difficult to uderstand you guys

neutrals shoud get the bullet too

You are a historic part of Austria, you have to return as well.

Wasn't born there but lived in Salzburg in my childhood as my parents went there for university.

Austrians are germanic population bred with swiss, italians, mongols and slavs and generally speaking they inherited the better traits: genuine manners, deep thinking and a radar for bullshit.

They are a true red-pilled nation who really don't give a shit about media gossips and tech-trends. In my childhood television was a non factor for spare time, while in Italy and USA television and media shaped society for worst.

At the same time, for what I understand, their society is still rotten at the core by a general disorganization to manage their someway rural perception of diversity and around times socialists or other idiots take the power spreading troubles and corruption. This explain tendency for populism, something they share with Italians and Hungary, even if Italians populism is higly intellectually shaped to appear media-consistent while austrian populism is rural or very tradition-oriented.

yes, but their industry is weak shit. they don't even produce cars lol, but instead useless shit like Red Bull.

Says you. The United States was supposed to be one giant Switzerland that minded its own business

hehe why not, just this time try not to be a dick about it

Northern Germans specifically, they are an autistic, unfunny menace on the world.

Better start to understand then. We like you too. Annexation soon.

The jews made the world their bitch using the britons who let them. You have the biggest class divide to this day and none of your upper class are actually british.

Austrians are Germans in denial who are also the cause of all Germany's problems
It was Germany who had to rescue Austria from their millions of fuckups in world war 1
It was Austria who returned the favor by giving them Hitler

Why isn't anyone talking about annexing Südtirol? Return Reinhold Messner!

You've never heard Swiss German.

Technology and industry, which went hand in hand with their economy and military.

Rome remains the benchmark to which empires are compared because it's legacy is still so prevelant and relevant today.

Austrians are much more reasonable. They also act superior, but in a different way - they acknowledge difference, at least. I like them more.

We have Voest too.
Also, your cars suck desu. Only Kanacken want to drive a BMW.
I'll take a Fiat over a German car any day.

they are the first who made the mistake of multiculturalism with their meme empire

And how did you get that empire?

Through war and conquest within europe like the French with Napoleon, the Reich in WWII or the mongols back in the middle ages or through colonization of empty shitholes?

How much of that soil did you gain through butting heads one on one with other european powers of your size and your armies, and how much of it did you gain through opportunistically joining wars, occupying lands while their owner was busy elsewhere and creating coalitions to get other people to fight for you?

Stop shitposting with proxies Beat

The fight between socialists and conservatives/fascists in Austria is as old as this country itself

This will never change, but thankfully when shit hits the fan the socialists usually start losing massively

youtube.com/watch?v=-TEGPelS3Ac

Habsburg rule: 500 years success.
Germans rule themselves: 50 years to fuck everything up.

oh good lord i bet not even you understand them. i mean we have some dialekts in the east and west of the country that for the love of god i cant understand, i guess its the same for you guys

>Through war and conquest
And there's your answer. One does not routinely win in war and conquest if one is not powerful.

>we could annex you¨
this implies we are not already one
you are czechs
and we are austrians

>In 2008, Karl Schwarzenberg (Czech minister of foreign affairs) and Jiri Grusa, who has acted as Czech ambassador and as director of the Diplomatic Academy in Vienna, shared the opinion that Austrians and Czechs are of different language, but of "the same nation", the same characte

The FPÖ wants to give them a dual citizenship, but there is no real interest, they have so much autonomy and get so much extra gibs from italy, that even other Italian provinces get jelly as fuck, so there won't any real attempt to return to Tirol until that all changes. I suspect that just ending all their privileges would do the trick, because they are turbo pseudo-kikes.

As a Bavarian who literally lives in the best part of Germany I say: Yes.

>They had the massive advantage of not being blamed for both world wars — despite causing both of them.

Now that's a meme. We lost HALF of our German-speaking population in WWI, so we were punished a lot more than Germany or even Hungary.

After WWII we were divided up just like Germany and could have ended up split into east and west just the same. The only thing we benefited from was that reestablishing an independent Austria was part of punishing the German people; so they let us go. 1955 is when we were liberated, and that's what we were taught in school; not 1945.

And there was no real difference regarding the guilt-driven media, look at the worldwide/domestic hysteria surrounding the Waldheim affair who wasn't even a war criminal, let alone a nazi. Austrians elected him out of spite, despite worldwide pressure and boycots. Germans would have caved in after 2 days of moderate finger-wagging.

Then the Haider boycots, and now everyone has just figured out it doesn't help to put pressure on us. We're more reactionary, and have been, at least since the last quarter of the 19th century when we basically invented pan-Germanism and modern antisemitism (plus a lot of other obscure stuff). Our default position is right-wing, and the root of that are likely the permanent nationalist quarrels inside the Habsburg monarchy, which Germany did not have to that extent, not even close.

yes