ZUMA THREAD

Zuma is not only in orbit, it is functioning nominally.

About 70% of premission systems are online and functioning, the remaining functions won't be needed until February 25th.

I can answer a few questions.

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>Oh look another LARP thread
>Sees Northrop Grumman on the card
>Sleepy

Maybe this will be easier to see. Upper right corner. Northrop Grumman.

This, I felt, is the safest option.

was does it normality do? what will it do on feb 25th?

Nice digits. Also the fuck is Zuma?

You in ATL or DC or what

So tell us its mission

The primary purpose of ZUMA would be ISR and ordinance delivery. It uses a compact version of an old technology for ordinances.

It is the first satellite to have both capabilities that we have provided for our customer.

Is it a giant space laser

Zuma
it is a neil young album

Many anons on Sup Forums figured it was 100% successful and the reports are disinfo.

Ordinance != laser.

Tell us something that isn't on Wikipedia

when will we get ayyy disclosure Zuma user

The ordinance capabilites are due to a compact version created by some bright minds at LLNL's Site 300.

Like I said, it is an old technology, but they have figured out how to get more for their size.

A spy satellite that was being launched by SpaceX and got oopsie'd and burned up in the atmosphere because Northrop-Grumman fucked the separator then immediately launched a shill campaign to shift blame onto SpaceX even though all their shit went off smoothly

tl;dr OP is literally a shill trying to convince conspiracy theorists that a government contractor didn't destroy a military spy satellite worth tens of millions of dollars though sheer incompetence

>ordinance delivery
What does that mean in military satellite jargon?

Gotcha, I figured as such

So essentially a space-based missile launcher?

They, being researchers at Site 300, have reduced traditional ordinance size by an order of magnitude.

ZUMA has the potential to be restocked, unlike similar orbital ordinance delivery systems.

Will Northrop Grumman be participating in the (((faggot pride parade))) with a float again this year?

Hmm, you seem fishy. If you're giving away this information, then you'd be a traitor. Zuma is protecting the United States.

Wait, so you're saying this thing is a "Rods from the Gods" type satellite, basically? Not only that, but it's an order of magnitude improvement over the ones that were already up there.

google gave me a bunch of dude weed lmao results so this spy satellite delivers bud to your doorstep.

Be skeptical of this user. There's lots of pedos in Northrop Gruman. The guy with 12 kids chained in his house in Arizona worked for them.

Most countries have signed treaties to prevent events that would have unfolded had ZUMA actually burned up in the atmosphere.

>be me with a birthday on the 25th if February

Do I get some special fireworks this year just for me!?!?!?

I do not participate in their PR activities.

I am skeptical. But it's a fun LARP either way. OP did his homework pretty well if he knows that LLNL is one of the sites where such R&D would take place.

top LARPing quality
9/10
made me answer
made me believe for a second

As I said, site 300 is responsible for the reduction in the ordinance size. Aside from that, they do not have much of a role in this project.

>ordinance
>ordinances
You're spelling that wrong Mr. Northrop Grumman.

so fucking confused

If you keep posting like this I'll have to impose Marital Law

are you saying it's going to F up N. Korea once the Olympics are over?

>posts vague statement with flashy words.
You're a faggot.

This is a jewish LARP guys. Show's over.

>plsplsplsplsplsplsplsdontseethis

No.

>February 25th

What happens then?

All systems will be capable and ready to function. Aside from that, nothing is guaranteed.

Is this the kinetic bombardment or rods from God eluded to by General Mattis?

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Actually the more you post the more I think OP might be legit and you're trying to misdirect and discredit. LLNL site 300 is exactly the place where they would develop and test advanced new kinetic projectile technology, and LARPers aren't dedicated enough to do that sort of homework around these parts. Plus OP proved he has some connection to Northrop-Grumann.

I also work for Northrop, can confirm that OP is legit. Pic related is our orbital defense platform.
He's a faggot though, keeps trying to jerk me off under the conference table.

Given that this is a space-based weapon incapable of being fully tested terrestrially, are there any weapons tests planned to verify full functionality?

That is what OP is implying, it seems.

Olympics closing ceremony. Then, a war with North Korea.

Everything he says is vague and lacks any real substance. You've got defango posting binary code. This is a LARP.

>tens of millions
it cost billions, bud.

...

It has already been tested.

What meme?

I think you mean memo?

OP you have any idea what the rough kiloton equivalence of the ordinance would be upon impact?

You didn't launch the Hammer of Dawn? What a waste of time

Freudian slip. I blew it. Sorry senpai, we had a nice LARP.

Every time you are reminded about going to war with North Korea from now until the upcoming indictment openings, I want you to remember that John Podesta is a blood sucking pedophile and that he along with Obama, Hillary & Co. and the rest of the establishment will fake these events ala Project Bluebeam to get away from justice.

Did the Hawaii alarm have something to do with that test?

So it IS a stealth satellite hiding behind a coned radar shield like the MISTY sats?

Its an alcoholic drink from the 90's

Why did you 86 Turpin?

What safeguards are in place to prevent it from being hacked and used against the US?

Hawaii was a democratic circle jerk. I have no idea what happened there. The test went flawlessly.

The guy who was recently arrested for keeping 13 kids chained up in his house was supposedly a Northrop Grumman engineer. Was he involved in any way?

fuck off shill

lock her up

Was the test that thing in Michigan?

No. Our test was not broadcasted.

So it’s an EMP for shutting down N Korea before the SEAL teams enter in right?

You can't just have a multi kiloton equivalent explosion from a projectile originating from space without people noticing. I suppose you could do it over the tundra somewhere and play if off as a meteor if you could get NASA on your side.

No.

Scalar weapon? Or kinetic rods?

I worked for llnl. It's a tactical Nuke

It drops bombs.

Restocked how?

How close is the alliance with the Pleiadians to defeating the cabal? When is disclosure coming?

this is a space weapon, yes? for the ones entering our planet from elsewhere, i presume.

Why the bogus story about Zuma being destroyed? If anything, it's increased awareness of the satellite .. particularly due to that laughable press conference where U.S. officials refused to acknowledge its loss.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=nAKssz8_cDE

This an example of the "old tech"? Are you able to say where the zuma test took place? Or even a hint?

Bullshit. You can't put a tactical nuke in a Satellite without violating the space weapons treaty. Also, you can't test one without violating the test ban treaty.

probably a psyop mindfuck for the opposition...4th or 5th level chess

It actually drops weaponized autism on our enemies

We did not launch a live ordinance. This test was simply for launch capabilities.

Tactical Blacked insertion via a specialized BBC vehicle from the IR comm. sat

How do i get a job with NG? Or LMT?

So it's never been fully tested then? I don't doubt it should work, but you don't really know until you actually use it to blow something up.

Having said that, I get that it'd be a little hard to explain on the international stage.

if not a larp, my guess is... adding a propulsion system or it's an EM gun, but if it's LLNL site 300, that leads me to believe it's not just a KBG (or some riff on that theory), but instead NUCLEAR, which i think is... illegal? or in violation of the outer space treaty, which could be why the failure was faked

if true, it would dovetail with ghoulanon's X37 report that it was at least on ONE flight used as a testbed for KBG with a surprisingly high blast yield equivalent

BS, also putting weapons in space is illegal by international law

Did you notice the lack of investigation? Did you notice neither NG nor SpaceX are slowing any aspect of their business?

If it really really entered the atmosphere they'd both be in hiatus on all projects.

Hurr Durr, you believe these laws are actually followed? It's a classified project for a reason

It has a live payload. The reentry vehicle that was tested was not live.

LLNL does stuff other then nuclear weapons though. Site 300 specifically is used for shock physics tests, which is exactly what you'd be testing on a kinetic projectile.

B-B-BUT YOU'RE VIOLATING THE NAP!

You appear to be an expert in nubian weapons

Have a use for them, get passed an SF86.

No, putting nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons specifically in space is illegal.

Zuma beach is a place in Malibu, California. What very little people know close to Malibu is a missile defense system island called "San Nicholas Island". It is military and closed off to the public but when you go on Google earth you can see ICMB defense systems on the island. It's kind of like Area 51 and some people suspect between Zuma beach and San Nicholas there is a secret underwater alien base. So my guess is Elon Musk knows all this. youtube.com/watch?v=E46h_bS62dU

Uh oh! Someone better tell skunk works, classified projects and the deep State! They'd be upset to know they're breaking the law!

Nuclear payload?

The rod and the ring strike?