Wiz Wednesday!

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please don't post my wife

And what if I do?

Reverse psychology?

I honestly don't know who I think is best girl. Megumin, Wiz, or the Winter Shogun.

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Silly Lich needs hormones to function like a normal human being. Pre-Lich Wiz was gud.

Silly user. Vanir is obviously best.

Wiz is for teaching Shotas how to bang a woman without the worry of kids. Teaching them magic too.

Fuck off, Aqua.

Wiz is the superior thicc.

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Megumin latches onto the next big breasted wizard after killing Wolbach, colorized.

>When you find out it's Whis Wednesday....

Wiz just loves it when you play with her tits.

So I do it all the time!

>Konosuba fighting game.
>The Winter Shogun is playable.
>He's fucking Hakumen.

This is what useless shopkeepers are for.

Why are Horie characters so bullyable?

An unlikely costume swap.

She has a bullyable voice, so they cast her for bullyable characters.

>An alternate timeline where Kazuma asked for the Susano'o unit instead of Aqua.

casual wear wiz is cute!

>Loves the little bytes of life.

She does look like she's enjoying it.

I want to bully her irl

Tractor-kun is waiting, senpai.

She doesn't have enough fanart.

Not true. She even has 2 doujins with great art now, including an /ss/ one.

But just enough to keep me busy, however.

This is a quality thread, we could all use a break from Megumeme and Toilet Goddes.

Why does everyone bully these two?

Wiz just looks better in h
That outfit

>ywn have a threesome with these rejects

Tough being on top.

fuckin lucky bastard kazuma

Wiz really does look like a gigantic baby.

smol wiz

This an extremely dangerous high-level lich.

I want to knock her up.

I want to cuddle her.

I want to make a business deal with her.

I want to pilfer her shop of powerful artifacts.

You guys must first take a ticket, and then get in line.

Bullshit.

I'm going to die via bullet overdose and ask for Wiz when I get sent to adventure land!

>Liches are depicted as being clearly cadaverous, bodies desiccated or completely skeletal.

Is Wiz a special type of lich?

>you will never have a lovely dorky wife as Wiz
>You will never cuddle with her in bed and hear her complaining about why her shop ain't working
>You will never take her to see the stars in a mountain ending the night not with sex but with her falling asleep over you taking your hand.

Why don't we just kill ourselves?

It's titty magic nigga, ain't gotta explain shit.

Lich bodies keep doing their thing in regards to aging. It's just the skellington don't give a fuck and keeps ticking afterwards.

It's also possible to use magic to keep a lich body humane, but most liches are evil mother fuckers who just wanna magic in their tomb dungeon and don't give a fuck about some boneitis.

Oh can you hear the panchinko sing singing the song of why keep on living

Because even if we do, we won't get what we want.

Why is gold the most aesthetic color for lightning magic?

>ywn never have Wiz serving as a barmaid in the town's tavern wearing a slutty lingerie

Suicide, anyone?

>Suicide, anyone?

If it means that I'll be able to live with my wife Wiz forever, then sure.

nice thread boys

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>ywn a lich

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>try to post Wiz
>get "Detected possible malicious code in image file." error

Who could be behind of these false accusations?

Hmm, I wonder so too...

Wiz... just isn't as popular, huh?

You can't fool me, Aqua.

Wiz sure is cute

How old is she?

I want Wiz to look at me like this.

WizXAqua /u/ doujin when?

i want Wiz to hate me!

She was so cool in the last episode

Would you fuck a lich?

Yeah, I would insert some life in her womb.

Reminder that she's a living corpse

Megumin > wiz > darkness > aqua > yunyun

Aren't we all?

I want to __be Wiz.

who doesnt
>immortal
>huge tits
>one of the most powerful beings in the world, capable of breaking into the demon king's castle by herself and trashing the generals

theyre the best girls
others are jelly

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Wiz's undead vagina is cold and loose!

it's not loose, she's a virgin