The headline of today's metro

The headline of today's metro

Your thoughts?

Never liked skiing, not my thing

How come no one is ever stabbed to life

Conception m8

its very sad that a young girl was killed

Conception?

He means shagging as a form of stabbing

lmao weinerdogs

skiing is actually quite fun. Pic related.

nothing at all

I live near there. Fucking Walsall.

skiing fucking sucks

Why don't they just say 8 year old girl?
Girl of 8 implies she's one of 8 children.

they are totally missing what people really want to read. when will the metro be more like the OP of this Thread. when will they finally do what is right and ask for civil revolt.

Never that's when. So it is up to us. we are better at it anyway....we all know why it is kinda hard to ignore pic related when it is in full swing

Dont like dinner - get stabbed up.

Poor kid.

why would a tv presenter kill his own daughter? let alone stab her to death?

I believe a lot of these murder-suicide type situations involving celebrities has something to do with them knowing too much about how fucked up their bosses / puppetmasters are

I "love" how they ignored the army's desperate plea yesterday for funds as it confirms it can no longer defend the UK from any potential Russian invasion in the near future and how our tech cannot keep up with them or China.
I mean shit, some officers are saying the army may altogether refuse the governments orders due to what they see as a pure betrayal.

>pizza in bed

It's time to ban knife.

the apple watch is already on series 3? i thought that shit imploded. wtf do people even use it for?

Absolutely stunned it wasn't Pakis given the area and nature of the crime.

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K M8

Libtard faggotry

Oh shit i was getting into that SAS show

It's not the Russians we need to worry about....

>Your thoughts?

i think its just yet another pic saved to my "UK LOL" folder.

Take that back

we should make whites illegal

Nice

We should make sandniggers illegal

soon everything will be illegal in the UK anyway

>falling for russian invasion
What a retard. Feeding bunch of cucks that love sucking superior's dicks for gibs.

you're not too bright are you

We need to ban knives, mate.

underrated

HERETIC!!!

Starting with a numerical character doesn't look right

What happened to the other 7 girls?

Didn't we have this same story but with a nigger 2 weeks ago

Dead girl = dead feminist.

Thank God she wasn't shot. You blokes have everything under control.

Well you can show off with it, miss phone calls with it, and every ten minutes it tells your fat ass that you need to be more active.
The latter is quite hilarious when the person who bought it has a weight problem.

>why france would have voted for frexit too

how delusional

stupid sexy flanders

Atleast she wasn't shot... i mean i hear that illegal in Bongoland.

they giving away a free watch?

Russian invasion? Russia is prepared to defend itself only. UK is too far. We dont even want to have a real war with ukraine because it's hard. Russia is not a problem for you.

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Kek, cold.

Fpbp kek

Agreed

Kek, well-posted, user.

...m8

Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all...
nothin' at all...
nothin' at all...

yeah i get you its pretty expensive. and the skiing itself isnt for everyone.

I tried snowboarding a couple of time. The lift tickets were expensive as fuck and it turns out snow isn't that soft when you plow into it at 30kph.

What does a dachsund have to do with an apple watch?

Wtf I thought newspapers no longer exist.

>Girl of 8

I know it's your language and all, but you sound retarded

In 'Murca, one 8-year-old would barely make the local news.

Maybe he didn't do it. Just because you're accused, that doesn't necessarily mean it's true. Maybe the police had it out for him and wanted to frame him. Or someone else is out to get him. Who knows.

>they didn't blame Ragnaaaal Braaaaamnpf and nazi russians for it
looks like absolute fake news desu baka la

This, never seen nigs and muzzies in the mountains its white paradise in the mountais.

Yiss my friend

The English is confuse me

And I am English

>FREXIT
based radical centrism

This.
It should be
>Girl, 8, stabbed to death

Who were the other 7?

Fun in the "sun"? What's a "sun"?

What am i supposed to give a fuck about here?

IT SAYS FREE BUT NOTHING IN LIFE IS EVER FREE

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i thought of this too

Or niggers. Niggers stab each other all the time, yet the Metro makes a massive deal because for once whites did it. What a load of shit.

guess the police missed a knife during the weapon sweep

>moments after
>about an hour before

hyperbole to the max

>your thoughts
The metro is communist extreamist bollocks, not fit to wipe your arse with. That's why it's free.

>Apple watch

No, thanks.