Kaspersky says shitcoin is made by US guv

>kaspersky says shitcoin is made by US guv
>Sup Forums just had an investigation into this

NSA invented bitcoin in 1996 – 22 years before CIA released it "Satoshi Nakamoto" (中本聡) is old Japanese for "Central Intelligence." NSA invented the concept of anonymous, digitally signed currency and the bitcoin wallet in 1996. HOW TO MAKE A MINT: THE CRYPTOGRAPHY OF ANONYMOUS ELECTRONIC CASH Laurie Law, Susan Sabett, Jerry Solinas National Security Agency Office of Information Security Research and Technology Cryptology Division 18 June 1996

Dare I say it, is Kaspersky /ourantivirus/?

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steemit.com/bitcoin/@decentro/satoshi-nakamoto-a-comprehensive-translation-of-an-enigma
queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=3136559
youtube.com/watch?v=utdpUMClKCc
twitter.com/AnonBabble

cool NSA /ourguys/ breaking us away from the kike banks.

no shit buddy that's why you buy ETH

No
Bitcoin was invented by NASA

>Satoshi Nakamoto" (中本聡) is old Japanese for "Central Intelligence."
>Russian education

I've unironically come to like the NSA. Except for the contractors.

Strange times.

>"Satoshi Nakamoto" (中本聡) is old Japanese for "Central Intelligence."

OP isn't lying

中 = center
本 = knowledge
聡 = intelligence

wtf I love the NSA now.

T. Brainlets

TO

THE

MOON!

Why do you hate space programs faget?

No, Kaspersky was in a commie part and sky surnames in Russian tend to be of Jewish origin.

what relation does NSA cracking SHA2 have to writing off US Debt? I dont understand.

>中本聡

Facebook and Twitter not projects of the NSA

Muh digitals coins not a project if the NSA

Stupid goyim never learn.

本 = Institution = Agency

Satoshi Nakamoto means CIA
It really does lol

Who got it from ayy lmao

Yeah, sure. Totally. Yup. No I believe that. Absolutely. Compleeetely. Aye. No, you are absolutely right. Yay. You go girl. Brilliant. Credible. Believable. Amaaazing. Smart. Clever. Great insight. Such enlightenment. Wow. Genius!

Kaspersky vs. McAfee, round 2: Crypto Boogaloo

>listening to russians

>NSA invented bitcoin in 1996 – 22 years before CIA released it "Satoshi Nakamoto" (中本聡) is old Japanese for "Central Intelligence." NSA invented the concept of anonymous, digitally signed currency and the bitcoin wallet in 1996. HOW TO MAKE A MINT: THE CRYPTOGRAPHY OF ANONYMOUS ELECTRONIC CASH Laurie Law, Susan Sabett, Jerry Solinas National Security Agency Office of Information Security Research and Technology Cryptology Division 18 June 1996

Bye bye bitcoin.

False flag or not, this is will kill it.

They are saying that they would put so much debt(money) into bitcoin then when it gets big enough they would announce sha2 had been cracked and destroy the currency. This wouldn't be in the interests of Jews, the federal government or anyone other than those who have nothing so it makes no sense.

1996 + 22 = 2018
did you mean 12 years?

yeah thats the part I dont get. so they crack SHA2, bitcoin is destroyed...and then what?

how does that absolve US debt? it doesnt. either a huge leap of logic there or I'm missing something.

>Kikeprsky
Literally sold us out to the Russians

No
it was invented by dad who works at nintendo

no clinton did

Proof? Even if so how can a Russian company sell you out (an adversary) to their own country. You have a very semitic view of loyalty.

It doesn't absolve it. It just eliminates confidence in it collapsing it. That wouldn't help anyone at the top or in financial institutions. It would help hundreds of millions in the west who are slaves to debt in one way or another. So obviously that's not the plan.

Yeaaaaaa...

Apparently the shilling of this shit on the news wasn't enough. Apparently telling wasn't enough...

Is a bitcoin backdoor possible?
Does it rely on any 'magic numbers' that might have been chosen specifically by a malicious party?

Not really

This

The name isn't meant to mean Central Intelligence.
It's only one of many combination of words.

Acoording to experts:
>First off, the "Central Intelligence" translation of this name is a far, far, stretch and over simplification of literal meanings and translations of the name Satoshi Nakamoto. So, this article doesn't even present it as an option. Instead, let's look at the many other very real possibilities of what this name actually means.

steemit.com/bitcoin/@decentro/satoshi-nakamoto-a-comprehensive-translation-of-an-enigma

Fact check your info. Check sources when necessary.

Don't take every flat earther's word at fave value.
The misinformation in this day and age, especially here on Sup Forums is huge.

People here are gumlible as fuck

The roots go back before 1996 and many things still needed to happen after that paper. It is not as if the nsa or any other single person invented it.

This is a good article

queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=3136559

anyone else feeling sleepy?
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>mAh raaashaaaa
Kys
Kaspersky is literally No1 in Cyber Security

>K̶a̶s̶p̶e̶r̶s̶k̶y̶ Kremlin says shitcoin is made by US guv
Rule #1: Kremlin is the firehose of lies on Sup Forums
>Sup Forums just had an investigation into this
See Rule #1
>NSA invented bitcoin in 1996 – 22 years before CIA released it
Rule #2: Kremlin blames everything on the West (NSA, CIA, FBI)
>"Satoshi Nakamoto" (中本聡) is old Japanese for "Central Intelligence."
It means "clear-thinking middle" in Japanese.

>NSA invented the concept of anonymous, digitally signed currency and the bitcoin wallet in 1996.
Rule #3: Kremlin is perpetually butthurt for falling behind on these ventures.

>Dare I say it, is Kaspersky /ourantivirus/?
Sure, if Putin's cock is halfway down your throat.

>Putin's cock is halfway down my throat.
Kremlin slut.

We give the Democrats a lot of shit for seeing the Russian influence in everything but you guys don't know how paranoid Russians are of the CIA, they see it in everything lol, they even thought at one time CIA had brain control drones flying over the USSR that sprayed bugs/nanobots over the Russian populace

If the plan seriously helps stupid common folk, then I don't believe it at all.

Nobody cares about stupid common folk, they consistently vote socialist.

>Boomerposting THIS hard

Lol kys

>Da russssheenz

i admit it
best antivirus\antispy

Sick post kraut. You Germans are a clever bunch indeed.

t.russian rape baby

No shit. It's tracking nearly all of the black market transactions in the world for them.

>muh russia
The world isnt a Tom Clancy novel, now take your Metamucil

Just end this fucking craze. I want new GPU and new DDR4 sticks.

North American Shithole Association

NAkamotoSAtoshi.

How to unwind QE without much issue
Genius

No the NSA

MIT released a paper on it in 96 and the NSA are responsible for SHA.

Pretty open and shut. It was fun buying MDMA from the CIA whilst it lasted.

Faceberg and some others are all part of DARPA's Total Information Awareness Initiative AKA black box prediction.

For some reason I keep trying to upload a diagram of Total Information Awareness Initiative but 4chins keeps saying upload failed. Images posting fine in other threads. spoopy

Dollar being dominant world currency lies in a US national interest. Why would government create something that can potentially take even a slice of its power?

Also nigger, if you have already taken the time to make a screenshot, post a damn link the opening post.

youtube.com/watch?v=utdpUMClKCc

Know guys in nsa. It's umm, a lower level of people who are mixed on jq, middle level have to deny it even though they know it, upper level is All plants by shitty presidents. That all is probably obvious but they do keep America safe so the hate they get should be directed to the higher rungs. When you say nsa, do your homework and go for the top. House of cards falls from it's weakest point

Run by commies
Stellar run by sjws

Who is monero run by?

Without much issue? Bankrupting half of the economy? The pyramid is to big to unwind. It has to continue forever.

Drug dealers.

How exactly are you breaking away from banks if you:
a.) create more debt with bitcoins
b.) buy bitcoin with dollars
c.) based on stocks
=
all bank controlled

>It has to continue forever.
Don't say that lad I wanna fuking by a house one day!

Like all capital cycles a boom and bust IS going to happen the question is how horrendous it will be and how much they can stave off the moment when everything in the econommy fucks up

We have automationa and essentially a new industrial revolution on the horizon in an increasingly inter-connected world.

If Bitcoin pumpy dumpy shenanigans helps to ease the worse aspects - even if it's actions trigger a wider inevitable deflation 0 then so be it.

Buy nice investments for the subsequent reflation.

Chinese gold and oil backed Yuan says hello

I am being blocked uploading images of nuclear bombers leaving Guam headed for Korea a few hours ago

Except 中 can also mean outside... It's a common kanji used in describing counting abstracts

And 聡 is a name, a name that means wisdom the way your name means you work with metals...

But it's not really a usable word afaik

Witnessed. Most of the gold you were going to back Yuan with got vaporized by scalar and kinetic weapon at Tianjin.

Then I'll deploy globalised cheap Chinese work force.
Will your corporations be able to resist the shekels?

NASA means "to deceive" in kike.

OMG I am blocked from uploading images of trump being pee peed on

HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING

from gold and silver, to paper, to credit cards, to full on digital where if you are a perceived threat all your shekels goes to 0 with a press of a button and account gets frozen so cant e-beg.

and you live in the city and fridge is empty.

Duh. People didnt notice this shit with the stuff that tay was saying? Sure (((they))) shut it down.

>is Kaspersky /ourantivirus/
Kaspersky is a kike.
./thread

I wonder why CIA would invent such a thing?

CIA controls drug traffic

>"Satoshi Nakamoto" (中本聡) is old Japanese for "Central Intelligence."

Usually when people on this site claim that a phrase, word or acronym means something in another language; they're at least some what close in the spelling.
No. This doesn't mean any damn thing.

Nasha is the word.

Not the government, CIA. Bitcoin allows them to send money to 'rebels' in other countries, bypassing federal controls of the flow of money. Same reason they created Paypal.

Underrated comment

All these shills in this thread.

Karspersky was the one that literally cucked every USA backdoor starting with the firmware hacks in HDDs.

No it wont you dumbass, (((they))) have tried to kill bitcoin many times and failed. Now with the new lightening network they succeded in infiltrating bitcoin and making it the same shit as banks.

holy fuck that shadow.
Orwell knew.

Buy XRP the more banks get into crypto the more our security policy is

Holy shit

Thank God not everyone buys the Kremlin bitching. Besides why the article attach negativity? It only proves the CIA is 10 steps further than everyone else.

Why are boomers so retarded about crypto?

>Rule #1: Kremlin is the firehose of lies on Sup Forums

yep, all that trump shilling

>XRP
>crypto

Kaspersky is shit, Norton is better.

but anyway they're right about the "Dollar 2.0" thing

google search Economist 1988

would post a pic but Sup Forums doesn't allow images right now

You're the opposite of the russian shills my man
kys

and them too

yes, owned by jews.

sorry to break it to you but at that time cryptocurrencies already existed, way before, cryptopunks already had the idea and some dude actually created a currency at the time, it was like bitdollar or something like that

Its like the technological singularity already happened. Its impossible to explain to them how bitcoin and cryptos work. Look at Warren Buffet, no fucking clue at all.

nothing lasts forever, and bankrupting half the economy is preferable to bankrupting the entire economy

Post the sauce next time faggot

NSA is cool, on their career website "we dont care about high gpa student since these students tend to be rigid, e seek dynamic students" nice.

itt: technologically challenged retards, you can easily tell from this post
if NSA can break SHA256 then fucking shitcoin is the least of your concerns, as it basically would need to have quantum computers working.

shithole IQ thread

The US Government did not create bitcoin. Nick Szabo created bitcoin

Every wall street economist right now:
>What we're dealing with is unprecedented
The correct answer would be:
>We've experienced this at least twice. The economy is a runaway train that will lead to hyper inflation. An efficient market demands healthy pull backs.

In 1970, Eugene Fama introduced the Efficient Market Hypothesis which states that prices reflect all information, therefore markets are efficient and thus you cannot beat the market.

So what do they know that we don't? what is the reason investors are not seeking safe harbor?

Under cryptofag hypothesis bailouts, QE AND crypto are all helicopter cash that will not lead to hyper inflation.

Under Kapersky Hypothesis bailouts and QE are helicopter cash and Crypto is a tool to control hyperinflation. The kicker is you don't want crypto to crash because it would break your sponge of absorbing wealth. You just don't allow normies to cash out. So who is selling bitcoin for US dollar? not the normies.

bump

>Math genius crypto sperglord

KYS soyboy numale

>basically would need to have quantum computers working