Waifu Wednesday Thread

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How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?

How well would you work together doing the same job? Either their job or yours?

You're loved one has a bring your hubby/wifey to work day, how do you think they'd make showing you around their work more fun?

How well would the do at your job? How about your dream job?

Remember to compliment a waifu today! Yours are all stunning.

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>How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?
I guess we would go to some nice restaurant and have a nice date.
>How well would you work together doing the same job? Either their job or yours?
If we had to do something together, it would probably be something simple, because we are not really compatible skill-like. Maybe flower or music shop.
>How well would the do at your job? How about your dream job?
She can't program so she wouldn't really be able to do it.

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fuckoff

>How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?
More likely than not, we'd go out for a fancy meal there and then at some buffet, and spend a long while stuffing our faces without a care in the world.
The only problem is... our combined enthusiasm doesn't usually extend far enough to actually think these things through, and after we've paid the bill and are on the walk home, only then does it click that 'oh wait, payday is still two weeks away'.
Less immediately though, a bunch of things we've been eyeing get ordered to basically completely remove all of the extra money I'd be earning with the new promotion because websites letting you pay later is terrible.

>How well would you work together doing the same job? Either their job or yours?
My job is basically IT, she'd do a pretty great job of it since she's computer literate, and since we get a fair bit of free time we could have a bunch of fun showing each other cool things on the internet or watching whatever we wanted to catch up on with our PCs synchroni-
...actually, that isn't really a 'worky' thing to do though, is it?
She's still in college, and as much as I've struggled with higher education I'm pretty sure I'd fare a lot worse doing what she does, haha.

>You're loved one has a bring your hubby/wifey to work day
Considering college, I doubt much work would get done if I was there too. Both of us are a little bit too pranksterish to be trusted in a lecture together like that, haha. Seeing around the campus would be fun, but really the only hugely exciting stuff is all the specialist equipment (which she makes up stories about being cooler and more dangerous than it is) and the food court.
I mean, we can talk plenty about the food, but it's not really the most exciting thing. I would have to remind her that as cool as using the college's layout would be for a game's map, that's historically not a particularly great idea, haha.

>How well would the do at your job? How about your dream job?
She'd do alright at my job because she'd pick it up quick, but as far as dream jobs go it's something I've given a fair bit of thought to as of late.
As far as running an international Japanese goods store goes, it goes without saying she'd be pretty amazing at it. She's knowledgeable, gets to enjoy messing around with a number of different things to see what they're like, gets to think up cool ideas for what might work with it, gets to think up designs and quirks to go on the site, and gets to channel her enthusiasm into marketing things too, especially if it can be given some context to currently airing shows.
Plus, for the most part, it'd be pretty comfy work on her half, a lot of it's lounging around or browsing the internet for most of the day while other people do the heavy lifting and I do the operations and web management stuff. It'd be cool.
Too bad it's a really big and risky undertaking and I don't know remotely enough to code a website properly.

Mint is really cute! For some reason the style in the pic you posted looks familiar, not sure why. Though I'm pretty sure she'd look cute no matter what style she was in.

That's an adorable pic of Miku too! I never actually considered before how fitting a bunny kigurumi would be for her, but of course the ears work like her twintails, it's such a cute match.

What kind of living space would you two live in?
What type of anime does/would you're waifu like?
Would you and you're waifu hold hands on the first date?

I love my husbando!

Happy Wednesday, Waifu Thread! Hope you're having a wonderful day with your beloved, and here's to another good week!

>Celebrate Promotion?
Pizza and alchoholic beverages
>How well would we work doing the same job together?
I'm sure we could work the candy shop just fine together, seeing how generally low volume it ends up being sometimes, but it would be hard for either of us to do my job together because we'd want to talk to each other all the time
>bring her hubby to work day?
She'd make it fun by showing me all the types of candy we sell, and I do love my candy
>How well would she do at my job?
She'd struggle since she'd have to get things from up high and lift heavier things.

>What kind of living space?
A comfy log cabin
>What kind of anime?
I'm sure she'd like cute things and all that, nothing super gory
>hold hands on the first date
We'd both be too awkward to be able to do that. Rest assured, though, as awkward as it would be, It'd be a nice, cute first date

Questions:
You wake up in the middle of the night to feel your sleeping waifu/husbando holding you tight! How do you react?

Summer is coming! How are you two preparing for the warm weather?

You walk into the living room to see your beloved reading something? What are they reading?

All of your beloveds are perfect and you should feel happy you have them!

Have a good week, Waifu thread!

-A nice dinner out to our favorite restaurant. It's definitely a moment worth treating.
-Strictly professional, there would be comments about one not taking the eyes off from the other. As for the jobs themselves, that's a different can of worms altogether.
-In other words, a family get together. Should prove to be quite fun as long as Rin and Len don't get too carried away with their shenanigans. Heck, maybe I'd see Miku-user there too.
-My head is telling me that she lacks the stamina for that kind of work, but then again she could still surprise you. As for dream works...it would be nice to be able to fly with her by my side.

-I imagine a small studio apartment at first, then move into a nice house big enough to raise a small family.
-Oddly enough, she seems to be into mechs.
-Only when nobody is looking.

-It's been a recurring dream. Just fall back asleep with her in my arms.
-Trips to the beach. I know a place with a nice boardwalk...
-Either a mystery or, from the looks of it, a handwritten journal of hers.

Thanks OP! Mint looks super adorable in that picture!

>How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?
A nice date with champagne to commemorate the occasion. I'd probably also buy her a small gift too.

>How well would you work together doing the same job? Either their job or yours?
I don't think she'd do very well at my kind of job since technology doesn't really exist in her world, but more importantly I think she'd find it boring. I'd love to go out on missions with her, it sounds like a lot of fun and adventurous.

>You're loved one has a bring your hubby/wifey to work day, how do you think they'd make showing you around their work more fun?
I don't think she'll need to try. Her life already is full of adventure.

>How well would the do at your job? How about your dream job?
My dream job would be to work in a small sweet shop with her. I'm sure she's got some weird and wonderful ideas for sweets.

- In a modern house.
- Probably romance anime
- She'd probably be too embarrassed to do that on the first date.

- Give her a big cuddle and kiss her on the forehead
- T-shirts for me and sundresses for her
- Probably something ecchi

-We'd have a nice meal with some sweets at home.
-I work at security, I'm sure she would do well, far better than me since she is so audacious and energetic. I wouldn't be able to perform in her job at all though.
-Her job is any place she would get an activity request in, it can vary a lot. It's also kinda dangerous. She would tell me she knows I'm going to be doing something reckless and wouldn't want to bring me along.
-I'm sure she would perform great in either, specially the later. Since she loves training just as much or even more than me.

-A comfy house in a place with no bad neighbors.
-Stuff like HnK, one of her favorite movies from childhood happens to be very similar to it. She also happens to like pro-wrestling but there doesn't seem to be an anime of that type she would enjoy.
-She is very shy when it comes to those things. So I would have to be a bit bold in this case and hold her hand for her, if the mood is right she would have a shy but passive response.

>What kind of living space would you two live in?
When we first move out together we'd be stuck with something pretty small and cozy which gets the job done, a little apartment in the suburbs with decent transport links and just enough room for all of our stuff... provided we keep the place relatively tidy. All the techy gear makes the place boiling hot in the summer, but it's compensated for in the winter when it keeps the place warm. It gets the job done and gives us some freedom to do what we like with the place to a degree. Fast internet, cozy sofa/bed, big TV and our consoles/PCs, job's pretty much done.
We'd eventually get enough money to move into a proper house a bit further out and be able to be a little less restrained in the things we buy, as well as being able to be... less tidy. And would actually be able to use the air-con.

>What type of anime does/would you're waifu like?
Pretty much everything so long as it's got cute or endearing characters in it. Her taste is a little oddball too though, she has a fondness for shonen stuff and series aimed at guys because she grew up reading a bunch of things her dad had, so she's got a fair range of genres she likes.

>Would you and you're waifu hold hands on the first date?
First date we'd already be pretty familiar with each other, since the two of us grew to love one another over time rather than spontaneously. She'd probably be a little sheepish at first after we leave a store with me having treat her to buying something, while she'd just spontaneously grab my hand, she'd appear a little embarassed but also a little proud as we're walking along. If only I could project that mental image into words, it's so adorable. Just seeing her smile with her face a little hidden underneath her cap, saying that 'I've probably earned this 'event'', before she tries to move the topic on to where we're going next.

Currently away in the field of battle fighting for the glory of her kingdom. I only wish to say I love her very much and that all waifus are Miracles of the Supreme Ultimate.

Your waifu does something incredibly stupid and you unintentionally laugh. How does she react?

We would go out to dinner at a nice restaurant.
I wouldn't be able to help her, since I don't have magic.
She would show me some of the more exciting stuff she's don on assignments.

Give her a kiss then try to go back to sleep.
Getting swimsuits and preparing to go to the pool and beach.

>You wake up in the middle of the night to feel your sleeping waifu/husbando holding you tight! How do you react?
There... probably isn't too many ways I could react, really. Chances are she's wrapped around me in such a weird way that wouldn't go amiss as a pose in JJBA that I can't really move. I would however hug her tightly in return where I could, though. And give her a little kiss on the forehead, admiring her sleeping face. Possibly being worried about her dreams if she looks especially smug.
And try to move her ahoge so it isn't tickling my face quite so much. 'Try' being the word there.

>Summer is coming! How are you two preparing for the warm weather?
By having as many fans as we can dig out readily positioned by anything which generates heat and not actually on ourselves for the most part. Clothing wise since we already walk around the house super-casually dressed it's not so much a big deal there. At least, until someone comes to visit/deliver something.

>You walk into the living room to see your beloved reading something? What are they reading?
This is a pretty boring and short answer but it'd most likely be a manga or less likely an LN. What that is could be anything - I guess it depends on whether she wants to point out how lewd a certain page is, or how cute a certain scene is, or how cool an action scene is will I find out what she's reading.


I wouldn't really unintentionally laugh, the two of us are comfortable enough around each other and able to take enough jokes from each other that I'd tease her about it a bunch, and she'd swear to get back at me the next time I did something really dumb. Which will inevitably happen at some point.
Or she'll just trick me into making it happen and me winding up with a bag of flour on my face or something. Her grabbing a stool to put a little prank that high up would make it pretty obvious, though.

Kill yourself, cuckfag.

A new bromide of my waifu was released and I was lucky enough to get it in only 3 gacha plays! I love it very much, his eyes are beautiful and his lower lip looks so kissable.

>same job
I think he would be fine with us both working his job as long as I didn't hog the spotlight.
>how well at my job
My summer job is as a prep cook. He would hate it. It would be too gross for him and he would break a nail too often. Even my dream job would probably be too gross for him.
>compliment
Konata and her loved one would be fun to take a college class with
Yukari's passion for what she loves would probably make her a great teacher
I bet Mint gets straight A's
>living space
A luxurious mansion.
>anime
He likes magical girl and music anime.
>holding hands
Needless to say, it happens all the time. The shame has worn off.
Cool bike.
>sleeping waifu
Hold him back just as tight and kiss his forehead.
>reading
Some kind of makeup or fashion magazine.

Tell us about how your relationship progressed. Did you consider you two married from the moment you became official or was there a period of dating for a while first? Are you still dating? Something else?

>tfw my waifu isn't Sup Forums

who else?

>How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?
We'd go out for a fancy dinner.
>How well would you work together doing the same job?
We might distract each other a bit too much.
>You're loved one has a bring your hubby/wifey to work day, how do you think they'd make showing you around their work more fun?
If there was some other event going on at the shrine she would probably have me participate in it with her.

>What kind of living space would you two live in?
A nice large house
>Would you and you're waifu hold hands on the first date?
Hopefully

>You wake up in the middle of the night to feel your sleeping waifu/husbando holding you tight! How do you react?
Give her a kiss on the cheek, hold her close and pray that she will still be there when I wake up in the morning.
>Summer is coming! How are you two preparing for the warm weather?
Going shopping for some summer clothes and bathing suits mostly.
>You walk into the living room to see your beloved reading something. What are they reading?
Probably a fashion magazine.

She would probably get a little upset with me.

Questions:
Does your waifu have any character songs? How do they compare to the other songs in her series?
Is your waifu a good swimmer?
What summer activity would your waifu look forward to the most?

It's a cold, meaningless world. But your smile cuts through all sense and makes me believe in absurdity.
I've found meaning in making another happy.
And since I can't be with you I'll wait for a one in a million gambler's chance.
You waited for over a hundred years right? I can at least do that much. I'll show you my own resolve.

>How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?
I'd want to buy her a nice gift or take her out somewhere nice to eat.

>How well would you work together doing the same job? Either their job or yours?
I think both of us tend to do our jobs better if we do them individually. Working in groups is not our forte.

>You're loved one has a bring your hubby/wifey to work day, how do you think they'd make showing you around their work more fun?
She'd probably find a way to get me all flustered and embarrassed in front of her co-workers.

>How well would the do at your job? How about your dream job?
It depends on the department she works at. Some have more demanding quotas than others. The department I work at isn't quite as demanding, but it can get overwhelming at times, so I wonder if she could handle it when it gets bad. I don't really have a dream job anymore.

>What kind of living space would you two live in?
Nothing too large, but a comfortable enough place to live with a little extra room, just in case...

>What type of anime does/would you're waifu like?
Romance and dramas.

>Would you and you're waifu hold hands on the first date?
She would probably insist on it.

Nice quads.

>You wake up in the middle of the night to feel your sleeping waifu/husbando holding you tight! How do you react?
It would make my heart swell, and I'd want to hold her too, but at the same time I wouldn't want to wake her. On the other hand, if I had to use the washroom...I'd be screwed.

>Summer is coming! How are you two preparing for the warm weather?
Time to plan a vacation to somewhere cooler.

>You walk into the living room to see your beloved reading something? What are they reading?
She'd either be doodling in her notebook or putting a scrapbook together.

I'd be skating on thin ice at that point.

She felt like 'the one' from the beginning, so I guess the former if I had to make a choice here.

Good evening, everyone! I hope you and your loved one are having a wonderful day!

>Compli-mint
Mint's bowtie is cute!
Miku is adorable!
Konata's cat-smile is precious!
Onizuka has a very cool bike!
Erio is a sweetheart and I think I'm gonna watch her show soon!
Luka looks great with glasses!
All your waifu's are lovely!

>Promotion
Get our favourite take out and get just a little bit drunk! Fancy wine and colourful cocktails for this special occasion!
>working together
As lovely as working on anything together sounds, we'd probably be seen as very unprofessional as we'd not be able to not mess around a little. Anyways though, if Tsukihi is actually going through with becoming a dancer I could help her out a lot since I've got quite some experience.
>Bring hubby to work
She'd want to introduce me to everyone and if she worked somewhere related to dancing she'd definitly show me some moves to make it more fun to me.
>she at my job
I'm still in college at the moment trying to become a teacher. I think she'd love to be a teacher since she really likes helping out others. However, she's rather impatient and can be a litte too blunt but if she gets this under control she'd do a great job.

>Living Space
A cozy semi-rural house would be nice, maybe even an old farmhouse. Tsukihi would also love it to be traditionally Japanese.
>Anime
She seems to like older Shonen stuff the most. She tells her brother about Dragon Ball and makes references to shows like Astroboy and Osomatsu-san. She also reads Mecha manga and works on a Shoujo Romance manga with her friend.
>date
I sure think so! I see us getting to know each other though dancing and we kinda have to get close to each other there anyways so the step to holding hands shouldn't be too hard.

>Does your waifu have any character songs? How do they compare to the other songs in her series?
She has 4 songs on 2 CDs (pic related is one of them). I might be biased here, but they're among the most memorable songs from the anime, besides the second season's OP of course.

>Is your waifu a good swimmer?
I don't think I've ever seen her swim, just get knee-deep in the water or on one of those inflatable beds that you lay on to float on the water.

>What summer activity would your waifu look forward to the most?
Relaxing under a parasol on the beach, perhaps with some ice cream.

She's flustered for a bit, then laughs to herself over something I did in the past.

There was a period. Needed to be sure that it wasn't just me attaching to someone in blind desperation.

-She sings her own songs, but she doesn't really have anything in terms of character songs. That said, she got tied to 'Just be Friends' quite a bit at the height of her career.
-A fantastic swimmer. Better than me, that's for sure.
-Swimming, hands down. That, and just going to the beach in general.

Thanks Mintbro, make sure you do likewise for Mint!

>How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?
We'd probably go out and have a fancy dinner. We could afford it!

>How well would you work together doing the same job? Either their job or yours?
I think we'd be alright. We might goof off on the odd occasion, but it wouldn't be too detrimental to our work.

>You're loved one has a bring your hubby/wifey to work day, how do you think they'd make showing you around their work more fun?
I guess it'd depend on what kind of job she has. If she were a PE coach/teacher then I get the feeling that her and I would both start getting involved in whatever sport she's teaching!

>How well would they do at your job? How about your dream job?
She'd be perfectly fine doing my job. I'm fairly sure Kagura's done retail jobs before, as she said herself that she's raised money for a mountain bike through part time jobs. As for my dream job, I don't think she's musical enough to do what I aspire to do.

Checked.

>What kind of living space would you two live in?
Whatever's comfortable, really. We're not too fussed, but ideally we'd both like to have our own pool.

>What type of anime does/would you're waifu like?
Sports anime, for sure. I get the feeling that she'd show some interest in the Free! series, but get put off by not enough swimming.

>Would you and you're waifu hold hands on the first date?
Probably not. It'd take some getting used to for her to show affection, in public at least.

How does your waifu feel about JUSTICE?

>You wake up in the middle of the night to feel your sleeping waifu/husbando holding you tight! How do you react?
I'd probably jump out of bed and fall off in shock.

>Summer is coming! How are you two preparing for the warm weather?
Both of us digging out those shorts buried away under a pile of clothes since last summer. And the swimwear too!

>You walk into the living room to see your beloved reading something? What are they reading?
Probably a sports magazine of some description.

I think in most cases she'd just start laughing as well.

>Does your waifu have any character songs? How do they compare to the other songs in her series?
She has one main one, and another she sings with Tomo and Osaka. I personally really like her character song the most out of all the AzuDai songs, partly due to bias, but also it has a rock edge to it that really took me by surprise when I first listened to the whole character song album.

>Is your waifu a good swimmer?
Very much so! It's definitely her expertise; she's the best female swimmer in her school.

>What summer activity would your waifu look forward to the most?
All of them! She's very much a summer person.


Do you see much of yourself in you're waifu? What traits do you two share? Do you wish you could be more like her?

We'd celebrate by going out to dinner, probably.

It wouldn't go over well. He's brilliant, and his profession requires a lot of intelligence and dedication. He would easily be able to do any job I could have, though.
Summer preparations include a summer garden.

Maybe he'd be reading a novel to unwind after a long day at work.
He does have a character song. It's fairly different from the more upbeat songs of some of the other characters.

I think he'd look forward to resting and eating popsicles, but I think he'd want to be able to appreciate any type of summer activity since he hasn't exactly been able to live a normal life.

Canonically he has a strong sense of justice.

>night hug
Return the hug, not too hard to wake her up of course. Just heaving her close to my chest and running my hand through her hair a little
>Summer is coming
Buy ice cream. A lot of ice cream. I nteed to try some Häagen Dazs sometimes, Tsukihi seems to like their ice a lot!
>Reading
Could be a lot of things really. Could be the WSJ, could be an old Mecha manga or could even be classical literature. She's interested in a lot of stuff! She also has a prized collection of ero books mostly featuring pretty boys which she'd shamelessly enjoy in the living room

>unintentionally laugh
She'd get playfully mad and hit me. Unfortunatly, her playful hitting is able to break bones so I have to watch out

>song
youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0ymYGQNa8
The Monogatari songs are all fantastic, but Tsukihi's is the best! It also has two instrumental version, Platinum Mukatsuku and Shide no Tori.
youtube.com/watch?v=4kNlnF0OAYM
Her other leitmotif "Tsukihi" is kinda weird but cute!
>swimmer
I'd say she's pretty decent
>summer activity
Lazing around in a pool and enjoying all different sorts of ice cream and milkshakes

>Justice
According to her, she's not an ally of justice, she's justice herself! While she always said this about the Fire Sisters she doesn't totally share the extreme drive of her siblings though. She loves helping the weak and bringing villians to justice but she's not dedicating her entire existence to it.

>Did you consider you two married from the moment you became official or was there a period of dating for a while first.
I'll always see the year or so prior to the acceptance as the dating period.
>Does your waifu have any character songs? How do they compare to the other songs in her series?
Two, and I haven't listen to other Raildex character songs, couldn't say.
>Is your waifu a good swimmer?
No clue, but probably since she's super atheletic.
She considers herself justice.

Let's see how long this one lasts

-I wuld hug her back and caress the back of her head
-I would buy some swim trunks, I would love to go to the beach with her. She would try to find a suitable bikini as well.
-A battle manga most likely.

She would glare at me if I'm lucky. If I'm lucky.

>157619901
Well, I realized Mai was my dream girl shortly after I saw her, but I still wanted to know more about her. Thing is, since I already favored her I became incredibly receptive to most things she did. Though my feelings weren't nearly as strong back then I only decided I would dedicate myself to her halway through the series when I figured I already knew enough about her. But it was only around half a year ago when I realized I wanted to be with her forever, and any lingering attachment I had for 3D persons vanished without me trying. Only then I could consider myself married to her. Also even though it wasn't like that before, nowadays I would do anything for her, as long as it doesn't cause her disapproval of course.

-She has a song named after her, it's very and my favorite.
-She can at least handle herself.
-She likes to do races on the beach.

She fights for what is right. That's actually her carchphrase.

Yeah we share the same tastes, interests and hobbies. But in personality we are polar opposites, and I like it that way. She shares a bit of her energy and enthusiasm with me, while I do my best to appease her strong temper.

And if you're unlucky?

These weeks have been very chaotic but I'm glad I can finally relax with you guys.

>How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?
Going out to eat somewhere fancy
>Remember to compliment a waifu today!
Min is CUTE!

>What kind of living space would you two live in?
A house that's not too big and has enough space for a garden.
>What type of anime does/would you're waifu like?
She's fond of all animals.
>Would you and you're waifu hold hands on the first date?
I hope so.

>You wake up in the middle of the night to feel your sleeping waifu/husbando holding you tight! How do you react?
Chuckle to myself and enjoy the moment as best I can.
>Summer is coming! How are you two preparing for the warm weather?
Buying some fans and AC
>You walk into the living room to see your beloved reading something. What are they reading?
Either some sci-fi book or a flower catalog.

>Tell us about how your relationship progressed
Well, I never considered myself married to Fuuka, I simply decided she is the girl I loved and that I wanted to dedicate my life to.

>Do you see much of yourself in you're waifu?
Yes
> What traits do you two share?
We both believe helping is its own reward, we both enjoy science and technology, and we both share a lot of values and points of view.
>Do you wish you could be more like her?
Yes, she has a lot more willpower and a much stronger heart than me, she's also way smarter than I could ever be.

Do people often misunderstand your love and see it as something it isn't?
If so, what do you do to deal with that?

>Do people often misunderstand your love and see it as something it isn't?
I commission from time to time, and sometimes the artist asks why I keep commissioning the same girl. But these are the kind of people who will say stuff like "X is my waifu right now! I ship her really hard with…", so I don't usually try to explain.

Slightly off-subject, but what would you guys do if you saw very graphic guro of your waifu?

Probably close the tab.

Meh.

get very angry at the fact that there are people so vile and degenerated they could do that to her image.

That's it. I'm still angry and disgusted 3 days later.

Get angry and probably go work out

Shake my head at the people who'd draw garbage like that, and close the tab.

>Do people often misunderstand your love and see it as something it isn't? If so, what do you do to deal with that?

I don't usually talk about this with people who would misunderstand. I guess that's preemptively dealing with it.

does it count if i invented my own waifu in my head

no

Not unless you make her into an anime/manga/LN character like some authors.

>Not unless you make her into an anime/manga/LN character like some authors.
but then other people would look at her with a lewd gaze
she is only safe if no one else can touch her

Inventing your own character for the purpose of loving them doesn't count, especially if it's only because of If you're a writer and spontaneously fell in love with one of your characters, I think that counts.

She can go a little overboard about it. Not full-blown 'zero mortals plan', but still would qualify as a bit of an iron ruler.

We've got a bit in common. Both introverts with a taste for music and technology. That said, she's far more sociable than myself.

Hard for them to understand something they don't know about.

>How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?
I don't think it would be that big of a deal

>How well would you work together doing the same job? Either their job or yours?
Eh.... not sure? I can't see her doing the same thing.

>You're loved one has a bring your hubby/wifey to work day, how do you think they'd make showing you around their work more fun?
I foresee logistical issues.

>How well would the do at your job? How about your dream job?
Not too well, I think?
Don't really have a dream job though.

>What kind of living space would you two live in?
Castle, I guess?

>What type of anime does/would you're waifu like?
I'm sure she has a hidden anime stash she watches that she doesn't want to admit to anyone about.

>Would you and you're waifu hold hands on the first date?
too lewd, user.

>You wake up in the middle of the night to feel your sleeping waifu/husbando holding you tight! How do you react?
hug her tight

>Summer is coming! How are you two preparing for the warm weather?
attempting to not melt, worship the AC deity
pic related.

>You walk into the living room to see your beloved reading something? What are they reading?
Something devious, I'm sure.

>Your waifu does something incredibly stupid and you unintentionally laugh. How does she react?
She'd probably kick my ass.

>Does your waifu have any character songs? How do they compare to the other songs in her series?
She actually does. There aren't many character themes in the Disgaea series, actually, only a few characters get them.
I'm super biased though, so obviously I'd say hers is the best.

>Is your waifu a good swimmer?
I've no reason to believe she isn't, though she's kinda lazy, she'd rather have me or some prinnies push her around on an inflatable bed.

>What summer activity would your waifu look forward to the most?
Lazing about near the poolside, ice cream.

I don't deserve my waifu

-Go to a nice restaurant and have some good food.
-We would do really well together
-She would be able to put all the boxes on pallets with her magic
-Mai is a cool girl

QuadsNICE
-A nice and comfy japanese styled house in the middle of a forest
-Romances and Mahou Shojos.
-Yes we would hold hands on the first date.

-I embrace her and give her a kiss on the forehead
-I live in hot weather so I'm always prepared
-She would be reading a novel or something pervy

I would get the ~Ufu~

-She has two songs Kurokami Begin Tale and (W)hole New (W)orld. I enjoy both songs a lot but I like the 2nd season's ending the best (Which she still sings in it).
-Yes a very good swimmer.
-Going with me and the Occult Research Club to the woods.

Joke Answer:guilty-gear.wikia.com/wiki/Justice
Serious Answer: She believes in her own sense of justice

I see a lot of myself in Akeno. We both care for others more than ourselves, We both are slightly lewd but can be very serious, and we both are very smart. She is awake more than I am so I'd like to be more awake

Close the tab and go play some BB to vent my frustration

Can you work towards being worthy of her?

>She believes in her own sense of justice
Doesn't everyone? That's like saying that her morals are her morals.

Lov

>How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?

The typical go to a restaurant and have a nice day thing.

>How well would you work together doing the same job? Either their job or yours?

I think private and work should be separated.

>You're loved one has a bring your hubby/wifey to work day, how do you think they'd make showing you around their work more fun?

Her work is interesting, she wouldn't have to make it more fun for me.

>How well would the do at your job? How about your dream job?

She is a professional singer.

>What kind of living space would you two live in?

A house in a small town.

>What type of anime does/would you're waifu like?

She doesn't like anime.

>Would you and you're waifu hold hands on the first date?

Not before marriage.

>You wake up in the middle of the night to feel your sleeping waifu/husbando holding you tight! How do you react?

I most likely woke up because I have to go to the toilet, so I would have end up having a problem.

>Summer is coming! How are you two preparing for the warm weather?

Get a fan.

>You walk into the living room to see your beloved reading something? What are they reading?

A romance novel.

Ohayou friend~

>Your waifu does something incredibly stupid and you unintentionally laugh. How does she react?

She gives me an angry look.

>Did you consider you two married from the moment you became official or was there a period of dating for a while first? Are you still dating? Something else?

Not married yet. I think I'll take some more time.

>Does your waifu have any character songs? How do they compare to the other songs in her series?

She is a singer. She doesn't have character songs.

>Is your waifu a good swimmer?

Yes.

>What summer activity would your waifu look forward to the most?

Swimming.

i wonder if there is some way to get back into waifuism after you have been forced out of it, i spent 4 happy years with my waifu, i was happy in good shape, had weeb/nerd friends, i used to go out a lot, then the world got real, firends had to move, then i moved to a terrible place where i tought i could make new friends even if they were way more normie than my old friends, my delusion went away slowly as i got invited to a bunch of parties with drugs and other bad stuff , 3d girls played with my emotions several times, i tried to adapt myslef but i got tired when realized how lazy everyone was there, now im on my way to a better place but the depression i got destroyed my optimism and motivation to improve and i gained a lot of weight too i just wish i could see my waifu's smile again and get that same boost of motivation and happiness i used to get years ago but now a part of me keeps telling me that she is not real, im sure she would hate the way i look nowdays, how i ruined all the improvement she made possible over the years, i jut feel like i wasn't supposed to exist in a world ike this without her

Do you commission waifu art? If so, what's the most recent thing you commissioned?

>How does your waifu feel about JUSTICE?

Flat is justice!

>Do you see much of yourself in you're waifu? What traits do you two share? Do you wish you could be more like her?

We are different in many ways but we still share some similarities.
I like my self but I wouldn't mind being more like Luka but I see no reason in becoming more like her.

>Do people often misunderstand your love and see it as something it isn't?

I rarely talk about it outside of the waifu community.

>Do you commission waifu art? If so, what's the most recent thing you commissioned?

I never did.

>character song
Not exactly character songs, but he is the vocalist of his band. My favorite of their songs would be Get the Sound, I think. Trichronika is my favorite band in Show By Rock but that could be from bias. Maybe Criticrista is tied, but both bands are much better in the game than the anime.
>swimmer
Not sure, but I think his tail would weigh him down and make swimming difficult.
>summer activity
Relaxing on the beach
>misunderstand
People want to call Shuzo my husbando because he is male, but really he is my waifu as I am the one who wears the pants. Not relationship specifically, but people consider me gay for loving him. He is the only male I have ever felt this way about so I'm doubt the accuracy of that label. But if I have to be gay to love Shuzo, so be it.
Be sad and try to forget about it.
Not yet. I've still been too hesitant to commission, but I'd like to commission a daki soon.

OHAYO!

-A very smol party with her going to a nice decent restaurant, not something pricy but just for the sake of getting promoted.
However we would do a HUGE celebration if my waifu becomes really successful on her company that she could create one day IMO.
-Uhh, programming ain't my thing; probably I will just do a mess on her work so I'd rather do other things like, dunno, give her coffee or something.I'm so sorry Takao ;_;
->[heavy sweating]
But seriously, maybe once I get my math degree later on, probably I'd talk about that with some co-worker desu.
-Well, right now I might work at my CC a few weeks later doing simple stuff so, she can just do it and program too.

Mint looks really cute in that pic!
-Some big house with 2 floors.
-Hmm, a game adaptation would be definitely the ones that she would watch and could be really critical to it, hopefully she doesn't get so pissed if it's a bad adaptation, I don't want her to be like that.
But it's hard to think of other anime that she could watch, maybe some SoL or romcom?
-Tried to but she didn't want to, was to embarrassed and flustered that day.
-Not gonna lie I'm gonna be blushing exactly like her (despite I tease her about her blusing), but I would hold her as tight as she does without waking her up.
And if I wake her up hopefully I'll pretend to be asleep so I can hear and feel her when she realizes this.
-Very ready!
-Either some advanced college-level book or a manga.
This comic always makes me lose my sides everytime.

-She pouts and gets mad at me for the rest of the day.
And of course I try my best to say sorry, like, probably singing this ayyyyy:
>youtube.com/watch?v=cGs8vtjDxxY
And no I'm not exaggerating.

cont.

>A new bromide of my waifu was released and I was lucky enough to get it in only 3 gacha plays! I love it very much, his eyes are beautiful and his lower lip looks so kissable.
Hopefully you'll get more brah!

-The period of dating was really short, but we married quickly because we both were made for each other and pretty much were compatible, and were attracted in all forms (visually, aesthetically, sexually, emotionally, etc etc.). And now were a inseparable couple!

But hey, we both also kind of grew together as persons, I still remember those days where I was horny as fuck and used to post lewd things in these threads and talking how much I love to do those things.
Now I'm more "conservative" about our relationship and the best I say is saying sweet things about her in these threads.

It feels kind of strange to see yourself at the beginning of the relationship and then compare that to your current yourself desu.
But hopefully to the newest waifufriends, you'll last long with your beloved and will have a sweet love story together!
IF she's from Japanese media I think you can post her, if not then no.
-Yeah, well, comparing to the other character songs of the girls I like hers the most even without waifu bias.
But the other songs like
>youtube.com/watch?v=J2zzsyd8YzA
Are pretty cool also, but my waifu's #1 still.
-Who knows?
-Hiking(?), maybe staying inside if the summer's too harsh.
Has some sense of it but not superhero-ish.
Just the same brown hair and maybe similar skin tone when I'm in the sun(?) physically.
But on other things not that much other than vidya and nerdy things that aren't programming.
I share a lot of similarities with her UMA onee-san though, exact same hair color, megane and love for paranormal.

I find this a little funny when I think about this, probably in a parallel world not so far away I'm married to her sister instead of her.
Hmm.

Happy birthday to my beloved wife. I love her so much.

We'd throw a little party and invite some friends.
Tsubasa's doing well on both of her jobs.
Maybe she'll make me dess up as a girl
I don't have one yet because I'm still studying to get a good job for her.
Thank you, Mint is pretty adorable.
A simple, yet spacy house with some stylish decorations, few paintings hanged on the wall, with a view of a nice scenery when you open the windows in the master's bedroom.
Ones that has lots of cool action scenes. Maybe she'd like mecha too, and occassionally SoL stuff.
If we're not in a public place. Tsubasa's popular in her universe so people would stab me if they see her holding hands with me.
I'd hug her tightly and gently pat her head.
Thinking of plans to go to a beach or pool.
Probably some Japanese poetry or a novel.
Thank you, I hope you'll have a great week too.
She'd shout "S-Stop laughing!" in an embarassingly cute way.
On the first year, we were still dating. Now we're married.
She has lots of them, because she's a singer. They're all really great and the sales of her CDs are great too.
Probably going to the beach, or maybe she'd hold a summer concert.
In a way, you can say Tsubasa's an ally of justice because she fights for the safety of the world.
Tsubasa doesn't know how to socialize that much, so when she tries to say her feelings sometimes it comes out in a wrong way, and people misunderstand her. She's not really cold and mean but she seems that way because she doesn't let her emotions show through that much. I think we're kinda similar in that way.
We're both kinda awkward, I guess. I want to be more determined and

>How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?

Punching her in the chest and laughing at her while I smoke her ass with push-ups before we go out drinking and fight the whole fucking bar, then go home and fuck each others brains out.

That or a quiet romantic candlelight dinner where I call her a pussy afterwards for not taking option 1.

...

Eh?
Same as Luka2, I only talk about it here, it would be way too dangerous to talk about her just like that.
Even outside of Sup Forums could happen lots of misunderstandings, I would get confused really hard constantly as some seasonal waifufag or something despite me being the one and only Takaofag.
Not as bad as that "getting fat" shit.
But too bad I cannot bully those autistic pieces of shit @ dA because I could get to jail and/or get my US status fucked up.
Just enjoy the love on your own.
IMO it'll be sweeter for you if you do that.
Thoughts about that always happens because you don't love yoself, so try to work on yourself so you can be with her well
Your waifu loves you the way you exactly are, but if you have an unhealthy body for example, I think she will try to make you healthy because she cares about you lots so never get bad thoughts on your waifu, user-kun.
You fucked up big time when you got into 3DPG girls, especially the ones from fucking parties.
But you cannot go back to your waifu just like that, you'll have to fix all the shit you did before and beg for forgiveness to your waifu.

You should be able to get fit and be motivated too, I recommend you to go to the occasional motivational pics thread @ /fit/ and ignore that /r9k/ faggot who posts stupid shit against all the guys in that thread AND start doing excercise later on once you get motivated enough.
I'm going too harsh on this but you should read about the bad things about obesity or getting beyond the normal weight overall, shit's worse than you may think if you do your research well.

Can't give more advice and I cannot guarantee you that you'll be back just the way back then so, good lucku
Nah but I have been one lucky mothefucker getting lots of waifu pics the other month.
And I think I got them because I was blessed back then because I helped a fuckton of anons and normalfags @ /adv/

Cont.
- hard working, like her.
Lots of people misunderstand her in S1, saying she's too mean, or 'edgy' thinking that she's just plain mean. But she actually had a reason to be like that. Sometimes I try to explain why she was like that, but there are some people who don't even want to try understanding her, so I just ignore them.
I pretend that I saw nothing.
Colette a top cute!
Her new outfit in the new mobile game is pretty.
Then work hard to be worthy of her. That's the only way.

>What kind of living space would you two live in?
A small downtown house.
>What type of anime does/would you're waifu like?
I think she would like light comedies.
>Would you and you're waifu hold hands on the first date?
I think we would.

>You wake up in the middle of the night to feel your sleeping waifu/husbando holding you tight! How do you react?
Hug her back and pat her head. We always sleep holding each other anyway.
>Summer is coming! How are you two preparing for the warm weather?
Ice creams, cold drinks, etc.

She might get sad and seek comfort. I'd probably apologize.

On first I didn't felt much toward her, but I started to get closer and closer to her. At some point I realized she might become someone really special for me so I waited half a year once again until I was sure she is the one I want to spend rest of my life with. I'm not married to her(yet) and our relationship is more serious than dating. She is just my waifu.

>Does your waifu have any character songs? How do they compare to the other songs in her series?
I prefer her music more than all other vocaloids' or real people.
>Is your waifu a good swimmer?
I don't know, probably not.
>What summer activity would your waifu look forward to the most?
Having a walk in nice park when everything feels alive and it's warm.

Not much.
We both are introvert and similar when it comes to love and romantic needs.
No, we complete each other.

Many people assume it's not that serious on start, but it's not much a problem to explain it to them.

Hide and move on.

Not really.

Waifu is not some safety blanket you can hug every time you fail to get a gf.


Goodnight, waifu thread.

OK enough posting and more questions:
Have you and your waifu done or happened something interesting these days?

How does your waifu feel about photography? Does she like to take photos here and there artistically or just take some selfie?

Is there a special album or playlist that both you and her enjoy together sometimes? And is there a song that she hasn't heard but you know she will love that song a lot? Will you make her listen to it later on?

Could your waifu speak your native language? How cute and/or funny would she sound speaking it?
And since most waifus know english already, how well does she speak it? Do you help her learning english as well?

What part of the "liberal arts" do you think your waifu would like the most without counting what she already does? And I mean
>The liberal arts are those subjects or skills that in classical antiquity were considered essential for a free person to know in order to take an active part in civic life, something that (for Ancient Greece) included participating in public debate, defending oneself in court, serving on juries, and most importantly, military service. Grammar, logic, and rhetoric were the core liberal arts, while arithmetic, geometry, the theory of music, and astronomy also played a (somewhat lesser) part in education.

Do you think your waifu could be a con (wo)man? Or is she too kind to do those things?

Has your waifu ever been mad at you in all the time in your relationship?

Now that soon there will be a certain show about monster girls:
What kind of monster girl do you think your waifu could be or wants to be? Would you do lewd things to her if she were that kind of monster girl you mentioned?

>Do people often misunderstand your love and see it as something it isn't? If so, what do you do to deal with that?
Shrug it off, usually, but if they really want to know, I break it down.
Since two years ago, I started carrying a sketchbook around Artist Alley at AX for commissions. This is one from last year.

She would totally leave a bump in my head.

Oh, Mai was praised just now. Thanks for praising her. Akeno certainly doesn't fall short in being cool either.

Yes, I got two pictures recently. I will be getting another one soon for the back cover of a custom daki I want so much.

>Compliment

Tsukasa is a cool Symphofighter, happy birthday to her.

>How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?
Most likely with a nice dinner and some drinks at home!
>How well would you work together doing the same job? Either their job or yours?
I would not fair well as an Idol, as for her, she would not last a day at my job.

>What kind of living space would you two live in?
We'd need a lot of space for out pets, and a big backyard would definitely be a plus!
>What type of anime does/would you're waifu like?
Most likely would stick to action and drama.
>Would you and you're waifu hold hands on the first date?
Depends on how good the date is going, and if we are doing a lot of walking, depending on the mood I might go for it.
>You wake up in the middle of the night to feel your sleeping waifu/husbando holding you tight! How do you react?
Try to keep still as to not disturb them
>Summer is coming! How are you two preparing for the warm weather?
Summer is already here for me, haha! We try to stay close to the fans, shed some layers and make sure to keep hydrated!

She probably gets red with embarrassment but tries to play it off.

It started off as interest, and then infatuation, and then obsession. For the first 2 years I guess you could compare it to dating, but after that I became very serious about her and dedicated myself to her, so I guess you could compare that to marriage.

>Does your waifu have any character songs?
I guess "Pon De Beach" would be her character song, and its one of my favorites for sure. "Shiny Smile", "9:02pm", "i", and "Me Ga Au Toki" are some of my other favorites for Hibiki
>Is your waifu a good swimmer?
Yep! She also enjoys scuba diving as well!
>What summer activity would your waifu look forward to the most?
Going to the beach!

She has a lot of things that I dont and I admire her a lot for that. She inspires me to work hard like her while also staying true to myself!

I dont really show my power level to people IRL. I once had one of my work friends over at my place and she saw my Hibiki figure and my computer background of her, and when she asked I simply told her she is my waifu. I knew she would kinda understand since she was Japanese and was into anime, so she would be familiar with the phrase. Other than that I dont really care to waste my time explaining the whole thing to people, as it gets exhausting trying to sate other people's curiosities regarding things that have nothing to do with them in the first place.

I've seen guro and worse of her, and while it upsets me, I just hide it and move on. There really isn't anything else you can really do about it anyways.

that's why you're supposed to get all of that shit out of your system before getting serious with your beloved. A lot of people rush into their relationships when they haven't even had much opportunities to experience all there is to offer first, and they end up getting burned because of it. If you truly believe that she would be capable of forgiving you, then maybe you could begin to slowly reacquaint yourself with her and repair what has been broken, but it ultimately falls on your shoulders on what you really want for yourself and if you think you deserve it.

>learning english
I think Hibiki could definitely do it with me helping her, and I know a girl who is Okinawan and her accent is super cute.
>liberal arts
Hibiki would be interested in music and dance, since she is an Idol.


Post a picture of your beloved with a confident or determined expression!

Hello everynyan! I hope you all have a wonderful day with your beloved~

-We would celebrate it with something small. Maybe having a homemade meal that neither of us have cooked before.
-She'd do pretty well as a security guard. But for myself... I don't think I'd be a very good demon hunter/specialist.
-There isn't anything she would have to do. Her work is already interesting and fun as is!
-As my current job, pretty well. For my dream job, which is IT, probably not well at all. They don't have any computers in their world, but maybe her friend Ricotta could help her out with that.

-Something where it is comfy and peaceful.
-Probably something actiony.
-I think she would be comfortable with it.

-Hold her close in my arms and give her a gentle kiss on her forehead. I would admire her beautiful sleeping face before returning to sleep myself.
-By opening up the pool! She loves to swim.
- Something relating to demons so she can tudy up on them.

She would take that as me teasing her, and would tease me about something stupid I did in the past.

Back when I made her my waifu 5 years ago, it really wasn't that serious at all. I thought of it like "Oh man, I just really like her!" However, that fondness grew over the years. And then soon, I realized that my love for her was true.
But I'm glad I did realize it. I'm doing things that I never would have given thought of for her.

-She does not have any.
-Yes she is. She loves swimming in fact!
-Definitely the beach.

I do see myself quite a bit in her, such as us being quite quiet and expressionless. I wish I could keep my composure as often as she does though.

A lot of people I know will not understand it and never will, so I don't bother trying to take my time for them.

I have a commission in the works right now with her and my SI on a picnic.

You're waifu wants to go out! Where to?

Have a wonderful week!

I want to do stupid things like play Ultraman in a bath with my husbando. I love my dork very much. He's the greatest man I've ever known.

We're eating cake that I baked today.
I think she takes picture of nice sceneries from time to time.
I enjoy listening to her songs all the time. When I listen to her, I feel like she's singing for me. I know some songs she might like. I want her to listen to them and get her opinion about it.
Most probably no.
She'd sound very funny and cute.
I think she knows basic words. She's been to London so maybe that improved her English. I want to help her learn English, but I want her to teach me Japanese as well.
Maybe rhetoric.
She's too innocent for that. She's more of that kind of person that gets fooled.
Everytime I wanted to give up and off myself.
A monster girl that can fly or is very fast.
If she wants to, why will I refuse?

Congratulations, a card with a cutesy message handwritten inside, and a nice dinner, nothing too fancy. Admittedly, I'd only be inclined to celebrate if Crona was the one who'd been promoted. I'm kinda over being recognized for stuff like that, it's still work at the end of the day.

>How well would you work together doing the same job?
We'd definitely work well together, I don't think I'd be of much use in his field though.

A moderate home in an older suburb, with enough space for the both of us (and my clutter). That's more my preference speaking though, he'd probably be fine just about anywhere as long as it was reasonably nice.

D'aww silently and return the gesture, assuming I'm not already. What an adorable thing that'd be to wake up to, hopefully he's having nice dreams.

Definitely not right away. We may as well be married and I refer to him as my husbando, but in an odd way it still feels a little premature to do so. Probably just overthought on my part though.

He does, it's kind of the defacto combat theme in-series. The association with him seems arbitrary, it's not very fitting.

We're definitely very similar, he shares far fewer of my negative traits though. We're generally pretty quiet and introverted most of the time, we're both reluctant to adapt to change but actually can handle it relatively well, and we both have an eye for flowers and other cute things to name a few. I wish I could be as brave and (mentally/emotionally) strong as he is.

Happy birthday to her!

That last bit brought a question to mind; how does your beloved handle change? Do they thrive on it, or would they much rather lead a simple, predictable life?
This has probably already been asked recently, feel free to disregard if so.

Never give up Rikabro.
I can't exactly say what happened, but I bet everything on something and a miracle happened.

When it started I wasn't thinking about anything like that, I just knew that i loved her.

She has a couple and I like them all, but Kaze Ni Mau Hana is my favorite one. I don't think they're as good as any of the OPs, and Bright Stream is the best song from the series, so it's good that Nana sings them all.

It's what she works for.

I don't really talk about it outside here, and I would probably ignore them if they started assuming something.

I love when she gets that determined look in a fight.

Happy birthday to your cool and cute waifu. I hope it's a very nice day.

I think she's used to it after everything that's happened in her life, so that kind of stuff doesn't really bother her.

Maybe an amusement park, then we'd go to crazy rides all day long till we drop.
Have a great cute cat-filled weekend!
Thank you!

I think she adapts quite well, but it takes time to change herself.

I don't really see us as married yet, but I plan on changing that soon as I have felt for a good time now that this is something serious.

I see a few similarities between us, we both really care about the ones that we love. I wish that I had some of her motivation.

I had one person who didn't think I was in as deep as I actually was, but once I showed him the merch I bought he realized how I actually felt about her.

Not yet.

Happy birthday to your waifu!

>language
I'm not sure what langue she knew originally, but I'm fairly certain she can speak English.
>con
I think she is too nice to do something like that for real.

I think she can adapt quite well to change.

Goodnight everyone! Be sure to have a wonderful week with your beloved!

Happy birthday to her!
Also the little girl with her is herself as a loli right? It kind of looks like if that little girl were your daughteru senpai-cchi.
-Not much other than she being happy that I'll finally start college for reals and stopping being a NEET for so long.
It makes me sad a bit that I'm not at the same level as her but I'LL DO MY BEST HERE AND MAKE HER PROUD!!
-She likes taking some pics when we have our times together or she thinks a given moment should never be forgotten and takes the pic of us together, usually when we're at home.
-We like this folk instrumental guitar in particular:
>youtube.com/watch?v=13Uir830Pzs

But I'll make her listen to this later on, literally memeing on outside Sup Forums, and I know she will like it and maybe giggly a little.
Hopefully she doesn't think much since probably those HDDs are pretty fucked up already
>youtube.com/watch?v=ZFmC7hd1hno
-Knowing how both languages are pronounced the same except for the "ou" in "ō", she could definitely speak my language very well.
And she plays lots of games so, she definitely knows english, I help her a lot on that.
-Not counting math and logic because CS, probably civics(?)
-Nope, she ain't evil but maybe she could get deceived, but will learn after that happens.

OK thinking about that I should train her how to not get deceived.
-That one time when she got pissed off when I beated her constantly on Street Fighter on my old laptop.
If I won one more time back then she could've gone full psycho like this one video.
>youtube.com/watch?v=0ydXbJrQ4jc
-A cute smol red oni
Oh yeah
See some romantic movie that came out a few days ago and wander around!
Knowing her series well, the latter.
He's still into writing!

But indeed: he who waits, just as night becomes day, your (great) time will come.

Thank you, OP! I want nothing more than to spoil my precious husbando.

>How would you celebrate one of you getting a promotion?

We're both pretty led on by our moods when it comes to things we like to do in our down time, so we'd probably consider what the other has been wanting to do lately. If one of us got a promotion right now, we'd probably find some big luxury store and go shopping for some nice stuff to wear for summer!

>How well would you work together doing the same job?

Being a retainer would break me. As of now I can handle my superiors strong-arming me into doing things that I'd rather not every once in a while, but if I were forced to take someone's life, I'd be ruined. From what I can understand being a retainer also means placing a lot of trust in your master's decisions, but Kars is far too sociopathic for me to ever believe in. I'm pretty certain that working under the same master would put a ton of strain on our relationship, provided that it was the one he works under now...

I think that being a nurse requires an unusually high amount of understanding. My husbando can be very gentle and he has a paternal side to him, but I think it's a little too awkward and gross for him to do it quite as well as I do. I could see him getting the hang of it quickly if he had my support - I don't think the patients would be quite as scared of him as they normally would be if I shown them how nice he could be.

>bring your wifey to work day

We're on opposing sides of a war and he's pretty far up there as far as military rank goes, so I don't think he'd enjoy that very much. A one-on-one battle from me trying to ninja my way in sounds much more fun! [cont.]

We don't really have hobbies in common, but I feel like I can identify with her at least a little bit, though it's with traits that I don't feel very comfortable sharing.

I'm far too shy to ask for art.

>How does your waifu feel about photography? Does she like to take photos here and there artistically or just take some selfie?
She's part of a journalism club, and also uses photographs for her scrapbooking.

>Is there a special album or playlist that both you and her enjoy together sometimes?
I don't think so. My musical taste isn't exactly conventional.

>What part of the "liberal arts" do you think your waifu would like the most without counting what she already does?
She couldn't give any less of a toss about school. She barely attends it as is.

>Do you think your waifu could be a con (wo)man? Or is she too kind to do those things?
Maybe not as a con artist, but her excellent stealth skills could be put into thievery or espionage.

She needs a little bit of time to adapt to change, but it doesn't take too long for her at all. She's certainly better with change than I am.

>I'm far too shy to ask for art.
It's not asking, it's business.

Ehhh? So you finally give up? Lol you know, I have never liked to celebrate my birthday but this gift makes me happy! Seriously, I wish you the best and I give you my congratulations. Your poems are still shit though, keep trying. Toodles.

Somewhere with a comfy sofa, the kind where it's easy to lift your feet off the floor and swivel round so you're across it. A kitchen that's not cramped for space to put things down but not so large that if you wanted to butt in on their cooking they could whisk away from you and shield it from prying. Lots of plants and soft toys, and a basket for clothes you could wear again, and a basket for things you probably shouldn't, so they're not all over the floor.

I think if he didn't grab for a hand himself in a silly act he'd shy away from holding them, but I'd like to find a moment to feel his fingers, maybe when sat at a table.

How tightly he's holding is an issue, because he could need gentle reassurance that nobody is leaving him, or he could be using a vice like grip and definitely need waking up. He's dangerous when unconscious but he doesn't mean to be.

Tsuzuki prepares for summer by eating ice cream, and doing up his shirt and tie even more sloppily than usual.

He's expecting it. He probably did it on purpose too. Most people talk about him intentionally acting like an idiot, I have a bit more faith in his innocence, but he does try to get laughs by playing it up.

I feel as though he's been tailing me ever since I asked him to be there.

It's implied he can't swim, I wish it was better explained what happens if he's forced to meet water. He wasn't concerned about working on board a boat or being on top deck when it began to explode, but I imagine he's embarrassed by something.

New flavours of ice cream and lollies for the summer! It's finally the time of year when shops start stocking and hands don't freeze.

It troubles him, if you asked he'd get in a full moral quandary about whether he or anyone in the system he's part of ever does anything justified.

We're cowards, we give up, we don't trust our own actions or who we are. Regardless of that he is an essential person.

Hello, friend.

Nope.

-Busy today, but planning on taking her to the movies.
-Surprisingly interested, but actual photography. None of this cell phone selfie garbage.
-Not yet. We should get on that, though.
-She speaks english. How well she can speak it is up for debate, though I find it adorable.
-She'd definitely be interested in astronomy.
-She can be quite convincing, but I imagine she'd hate to have to resort to those means to get what she wants.
-I imagine she'd be disappointed at a few things I've done. Best to leave it at that.
-Kraken.

Okay.

Sushi parlor.

She's good at rolling with the punches, as long as they don't happen too often in too short a time.

I had someone in WWD draw what turned out to be shipping art for me, and it got passed around Tumblr as such. I have to just remember anyone who knows his series is going to be like that.

He's from a horror manga, but I am bothered by how fans try to represent that side of it. They have an obsession with undressing him for scenes based around events where he had clothes on. They don't do much with the ones where he was naked, but because he wasn't a passive victim in that moment.

I like him, I like that he can continue going whatever happens to his body, but other people don't want to celebrate that side of him. They're trying to make deep edgy emotional art.

Photography is an interesting subject. The photos I can recall are either when he was in a coma, or an alternate version of himself. Maybe he's self conscious of appearing in lasting photos now, or maybe he'd play along as usual so nothing seems amiss.

I love to apply music to things I'm reading at the time, but it's very hard to put music to my thoughts of him. I think I hold him in such high regard and complexity nothing is spot on.

His Engrish is hilariously bad. He only knows snippets of tourist phrases and has no idea where to use them. I'm always hearing immersion is the best tool, I'm sure it'd help. He puts a lot of effort into communicating with people.

Because he is a dancer maybe learning music would interest him. He is lazy though, you'd need a teacher who keeps his focus.

Part of his job feels like the work of a conman, but I think they reserve other cases for him. He hates negative deceptions, if it harms someone he doesn't want the burden.

He's a heavy drinker with oni blood, hoho; that said he doesn't want it at all.

A bakery and cafe is most likely.

He's content to let life sail on by, but his series shows that some change has been good to him, and though he'd resist there's more still worth changing.

Good night waifu thread.
Hope I dream of Fuuka tonight

I guess I'll be the only one saying it but
Goodnight to you 3 and everyone ITT and the ones that are already asleep
It was nice reading about all your waifus and knowing the newer waifufriends.

Sleep with your little cute angel, everyone.

Sorry for bumping but I wanted to say it!

>Have you and your waifu done or happened something interesting these days?
Not really.
>How does your waifu feel about photography? Does she like to take photos here and there artistically or just take some selfie?
She might enjoy doing photos artistically.
>Is there a special album or playlist that both you and her enjoy together sometimes? And is there a song that she hasn't heard but you know she will love that song a lot? Will you make her listen to it later on?
Well, I have playlist of her songs I listen all the time.
>Could your waifu speak your native language? How cute and/or funny would she sound speaking it?
I imagine her talking in my native language. I think she would sound fine.
>What part of the "liberal arts" do you think your waifu would like the most without counting what she already does? And I mean
I don't think she would enjoy it.
>Do you think your waifu could be a con (wo)man? Or is she too kind to do those things?
No, she is too nice.
>Has your waifu ever been mad at you in all the time in your relationship?
I don't recall anything serious.
>What kind of monster girl do you think your waifu could be or wants to be? Would you do lewd things to her if she were that kind of monster girl you mentioned?
An angel or a slime. Sure.

Sure.

To a museum. There was an event lately and all museums are free to enter.

I'm already awake, but thanks.
You can use sage btw.

>You can use sage btw.
Got it

I want my waifu to tie me up, put a collar on me, and dominate me. The collar should have a leash for her to pull on.

Same but I want to get pegged but she always says no because she thinks I'm gonna cheat on her with a trap ;_;

I want to be teased and only allowed to cum when she lets me.

Oh, neat.
So you could cum together? Would be nice if your waifu did that.

>So you could cum together?
Yes, but also because I like her controlling me.

Can you convince her to do that though? Since my waifu won't do what I said before to me and there is no way I can make her say yes here.