Why are doctors all so fucking useless?

Why are doctors all so fucking useless?

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They aren't in countries with a functional healthcare system. Sadly ours isn't one of them.

Anyone with a pulse can pass medical school and memorize stuff.

The one who brought you into this world was particularly useless

>t. doctor

Doctors are people who put themselves in 200k debt to regurgitate stupid baby boomer textbooks. Misdiagnosis is the 3rd leading cause of death in the US

>but i save lives duud
This. Med school is just repeating stuff.

I fucking hate Doctors, no matter where they come from

Why is your penis small OP?
It’s just one of those things that you can’t question..

Did the NewSwede not get his opiate fox walking into the ER and complaining of pain?

only a complete retard would put themselves in hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt with no promise or assurance of ever being able to repay that back.

Because your doctors are brainlets pic related
The smart ones left for America to make 200-600k

Everyone complaining about doctors in this thread, please do not go to them next time become ill. Hopefully you die and drain less resources for the rest of society

The title of that article even rhymes, kudos to whoever wrote it

The absolute state of socialized medicine

t.gravedigger

>Spend 30 minutes online trying to find a white doctor, finally find one.
>Looks strange but at least he isn't a poo or a female.
>Meet the Doc, he's a faggy lisping kike motherfucker that creeps me out to the point of, "Fuck it, I'd rather just die than be around these kind of fuckfaced weirdos."
>Pain is losing me sleep, fuck it, any scumbag leaxh will do.
>End up with female poo, bitch can't into English.
>Take x-rays of busted pelvis, never even get ANY feedback from Kaiser.
>the goddamn McDonalds of healthcare
>I pay big bucks for this shit?
Fucking kill yourself med faggots, we can't wait until you're replaced by a computer. Fuck you

Try not to go to them for anyfuckingthing, lest you get ill and die from their inept kikery, or the staph. Useless fucks

(((Doctors))) are all themselves jews, shabbos goys, poo in loos, or arabs are all playing fiddles in a concerto meant to destroy what's left of this shit white race.

Was in undergrad for biochemistry with mostly other pre-med students. Stuck it out and graduated but also picked up chemical and biological engineering degrees as supplement. I realized early on that I was not learning much of value and simply memorizing facts for tests in biochem. To think my biochem classmates are treating people out in the wide world really scares me. Sidenote: I think that dentists, veterinarians, and optometry are even worse in terms of bilking people out of money. In all those fields they push some new pseudoscientific bullshit every 5 years as the latest and greatest until the next class open practices and they have some new bullshit they are pushing. (((Scientific journals))) are probably at the root of most of the issues in all medical professions desu.

I hate that they're such fucking betas.
Oh you lift? YEAH THATS WHY YOU HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE... You must do Cardio!
i don't even know what both types of exercises do but i'm le doctor and i know le everything about the body

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Doctors are the most overrated overpaid group of people in the US. Grossly over paid.

Kristina Vogel

but they work 18 hour shifts so they can botch a surgery and kill grandma at hour 14 user

webMD can save you tons of $$$ in doctors visits...

the doctors I see at the gym do terrible meme exercises that are probably doing lasting damage to tendons and cartilage. pretty fucking funny

Doctors vastly overrate their knowledge because society is always "OMG A DOCTOR SUCH A HERO" Ignoring the whole industry backing him and the thousands of other profesionals that make him look good

Ring a pharmacy first and ask the staff. They have medical training too and don't charge you the price of a soapy hangman.

What's the 'endocannabinoid system' and why doesn't doctors know about that though they studied for 7+ years.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocannabinoid_system

Doctors are just glorified drug dealers

Go see a Naturopath if you want to actually have your health improved

95% of what people go to a doctor for they will get over and heal on their own.

It's funny that swedes complain about their health care since the left-wing in America worship the Swedish healthcare system

>Be Canadian
>been on wait list for almost 2 years to actually get a family doctor

JUST

They'll probably bring up Mexico has free healthcare too.
As everything free and government run, is shit.

Dentists at least fix teeth, which is at least an art that takes practice and skill. Same with surgeons.

The anger in this thread seems more directed at your simple script writer doctors that don't actually perform a skill.

The worst are the oculists in my experience. I went to a total of three in my life.

First one was a Frenchie that made it sound like I was at fault for being near sighted and I was some kind of deviant for not being able to read the fucking letters. As if I had hand picked those fucking genes.
Second one was a nice German one, but a chatterbox if there ever was one. Still my favorite but the stupid German healthcare system made him close down.
Third one was some Romanian woman who barely spoke German and made a fuzz since apparently my eyesight had gotten worse and I was still driving with my now to weak glasses. Only reason I did not walk out was that the army demanded a doctors note about my eyesight.

Every since that I have only been to optometrists. They can measure you eyesight too and they always did it quick, uncomplicated and without being annoying.

The amount of knowledge and logical skills needed to be a good doctor is insane. Of course there are bad ones but there are good ones

>t. Med student

>logical skills
AHAHAHAHA

Hnnnng my favorite bodytype

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Yup. I only go to the doctor because the government subsidizes ritalin prescriptions.

Anna meares is still GOAT
Just a pic in which you can compare how thicc she is

Exactly this. Med school kills any ability for critical thinking, it's all rote memorization. If you ever have serious medical problems and can't afford to fly to the best treatment centers in the world, you'll experience it firsthand

Because they are paid kickbacks to push opiates on their patients. At least in the US.

>be me
>born with deviated septum
>go to otorhinolaryngologist
>hurr durr diagnoses something else
>surgery
>it doesn't fix it
>go to another one
>yes you have deviated septum but you don't really need surgery
>insist on it
>later doctor says i actually needed it
I literally gave myself a better diagnosis than 3 different fucks

this thread was actually really interesting

thank u three specifically

laugh all you want but it is incredibly difficult to diagnose people when they are as eloquent as rocks and have symptoms like fever joint pain considering the wide etiology. enjoy being ignorant.

incorrect.

>ignores the braps and doesn't thank me
you're gay

No that would be bad marketing for universal healthcare in the US because we think anything Mexican is garbage. Its the left's racism to put Swedish healthcare on a pedestal and not Mexico's. I am going to use that argument the next time I'm debating it, hit them from the left with their own sjw bullshit.

I actually support a baseline minimal public healthcare though. Pay for private on top of that for better rooms etc.

Juan you got an excellent THICC collection.

>hating doctors

What i meant is that a poorer country like Mexico still got a free healthcare and America doesn't.
They may bring up that
You're welcome gringo

>Have hearing problem, keep getting infections in my ear.See GP, its nothing user.
>Another infection see GP, its nothing user & on and on .

>Finally get angry and demand to see specialist.
>"You have a tumour behind your eardrum & need surgery."

The gp's are often pretty useless here, the worst part is when they just search google now to find shit out & they do it quite blithely in front of you.

I don't know everything about my job,but after 6 years I know most things.

>95% of what people go to a doctor for they will get over and heal on their own.

In terms of general practitioners... This. Everyone needs to pay attention to this. It would pull the bottom out of the pharmajew overnight if they did.

There was actually a medical drama TV in the 90s about people who couldn't get inti med school in the US so they went to a Caribbean med school.

I would prefer asian or white doctors because they have to be good enough to overcome the affirmative action shit at least.

There should be a website where people can post their incompetent doctors stories.

They were specialist sadly.

This, I've seen a doc search Google right in front of me.

It's disgusting. Many docs now days are lazy and don't give a shit.

They just become docs for the money and status.

My grandfather was a different kind of doc. He once told a man he had a brain tumor just by watching him pick up something in the Super market. Photographic memory too. Unfortunately he died of a heart attack at age 65 cause he smoked too much (lol)

Their used to be another good gp who lived behind me when I was young, but now I feel like all the good ones, the ones who learned their shit in the war, are all dead.

They're useless on purpose... They don't care if you get better or not, their task is to keep you alive and on (((pharmaceuticals))) for as much money as can be milked out of you.

I'd rather have the right to say whatever the fuck I want to say to whoever the fuck I want to say it to and have the right to protect my self and my own. GODDAMN IT MEXICO WAKE THE FUCK UP SOCIALISM IS GANGRAPING YOU IN YOUR FUCKING SOUL ASSHOLE. The Mexican pueblo is a strong force of good against evil, but you keep getting fucked over and over. I truly wish our MAGA phenomenon strikes you to your core and MAKE MEXICO GREAT AGAIN!

Doctors are just the sales arm of pharma now. I went to get my feet checked out yesterday because I've been getting foot pain and he didn't even bother to do an examination, just prescribed me anti-inflammatories. This was a Chink of course. I went home, did some research and found a disorder that most accurately described my foot pain (plantar fasciitis) and found some exercises to do to easy the inflammation. Long story short my feet feel better and I threw the meds in the bin.

thanks for the braps brahppy

Its a damn shame the quality has dropped off, the google search Dr seems to be a majority thing now, not just one they all do it.

The specialist I saw was a top guy, though I had to go private to see him.

That's the same old story, you want good treatment, get your credit card out & prepare to pay.!

Can we all agree that district nurses are the most based (and societally valuable) of medical people. And that paramedics are pretty based too and super redpilled.

cuz pharma is a scam factory

only american doctors are useless. not even trained to fill a fucking tooth. fucking useless.

No argument from me about that.

getting in to medical school is the problem. only 33% of people who apply to medical schools get in... to any. ever.

To be a doctor requires a lot of focus, dedication, motivation, hard work, memorization skills, critical thinking skills, and social skills. It also requires a lot of time and money. You pretty much have to dedicate your life to the pursuit of medicine. There is no time for a social life or hobbies. Every waking hour must be dedicated into medicine. It's a long, difficult, exhaustive, and expensive journey that only a few people can achieve.

It's easy to blame a doctor but the fact is they are often overworked. They also have to memorize a dictionary worth of information and be able to access any of it at any moments notice and r/o ddxs. The whole system is corrupt though and set up to be a money printing scam. But that's not the doctors' fault, thats a problem with the capitalist system which is why a lot of doctors are economically leftist.

Stop being this delusional
Mexicans want everything for free, if we didn't have free healthcare, even as shitty as it is, people would freak out even more than 1 year ago.
Here.

note, this only applies to the US. i don't know what it's like outside the US.

also, the boards (yearly exams) for medical school aren't easy. they have high pass rates because the medical schools already start with highly qualified students. they still fail tons of people, though.

My Uni accepts only 40 each year, about 2000 apply every year.
kek

You can blame Doctors associations for that, they run medicine like a cartel. If they limit the amount of med school placements they can keep their wages artificially inflated. All the smart people in medicine work for pharma research. Cunts.

>What i meant is that a poorer country like Mexico still got a free healthcare

you were supposed to pay at the finance office before leaving, bro.

Same i self diagnosed a pilonidal sinus and knew how to take care of it to stop from infection I just went to a GP so he could refer me to a specialist who then referred me to get an operation.

Thing is I knew what it was and the solution for it before any of them through googling and reading for less than a day and they shove me around all these places for a year. By the end of it they say I should get an excision which I knew but I also knew you could get a fibrin glue treatment and the doc acts like he doesn't know what it is. So now im going private because the operation procedure still takes ages to book in

It's a fucking meme job honestly a primary school teacher has more skill and care needed for her job

they are not, they prescribe me alprazolam and it feels fucking amazing.

Bullshit. Doctors have as many lazy fly-by-nighters as any other profession, they're mainly GPs.

>triple BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

>mexicans trust their government.

Most of the Mexicans who would ignite political change come to the US as illegal immigrants. Thats one of the major reason the Mexican government encourages it.

right. i didnt mean schools have 33% acceptance rates. i meant a prospective medical student will apply to perhaps dozens of schools, but only 33% of those prospective students will even get into 1 out of dozens. the success rate for any given school is probably closer to 5%.

>a doctor brought me into this world
>not a woman’s physiology

memorization =/= critical thinking, not that you were making the point that they were, but I think you are mistaking academic rigor in terms of "shit to memorize", with problem solving

besides critical thinking doctors may have the other traits you listed

The Rockefellers took over medicine long ago.

Most of the time when the average person goes they give the same fucking prescriptions.

It's a sham. 80% of their job is a glorifying printing and signing a little piece of paper.

I've always heard wonderful things about your healthcare. Is it really that bad? I am unfamiliar with taxes and medical system of swede, so I wouldn't know the cost and time of it

If you are black your MCAT score can be 500 pts lower than asians or nonjew whites and you get in.

My whole family hates mojados.
Everybody pokes fun at those faggots, they're truly our worse people. They often use demeaning phrases or words agaisnt mexicans that stood here when they get deported. They're the ones that care less about this country, they won't ignite shit.
here, ivan.
kek

yeah but privilege gives you a 500 pt headstart user

and forget the billions of other affirmative actions that didn't work out in your favor from birth through college, user, you had a billion point privilege head start

they still have to pass the boards. if you pass less than 40 percentile on the MCAT, theres a good chances you'll fail the boards.

thus, even affirmative action types have a floor of minimums. admissions committies might give a chance to someone with a 40 percentile, but not much lower than that. typical median matriculation stats for MD programs is over 75 percentile, because admissions commitees know these people will probably be able to easily pass the boards. They don't want to take a chance and get kids at their school to start failing, hurting their reputation.

Para su colección amigo

and i'd just want to point out that the MCAT score range is normally distributed at 472-528, with 500 being 50 percentile

What is your degree in again?

5th century interpretive dance?

Nordic tanned women are truly God's best gift.

One more

You're all thinking about this wrong. The reason the (((medical industry))) sucks is because there's literally no incentive to become a doctor other than massive amounts of cash and drugs.

Doctors are forced to take on more and more patients and be more and more efficient while also knowing less and less about them. They also have (((pharma))) offering them money to shill their treatments. Can you guess exactly what kind of person is going to want to become a doctor under these incentive structures?

Sure, there's still some honest docs out there. However, don't forget to point out that the yoke over the whole profession was placed by the Jews.

Yeah so they pass the affirmative action students' boards regardless, to keep their reputation.

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>there's literally no incentive to become a doctor other than massive amounts of cash and drugs.

honestly user i do it because i like learning about fixing the human body. i worry that if i don't know how to do it, i can't expect anyone else to either.

Nah she looks a hundred times better paler

I just remembered she replied to me twice.
My dick got hard.

fucking useless cunts