Brit/pol/ - Based Stormzy Edition

>Number 10 SpAd gridlock
unv.is/blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/01/no-10s-spad-gridlock

>Cabinet furore: May slaps down BJ
unv.is/heraldscotland.com/politics/15891962.Johnson_slapped_down_by_May_as_anger_spills_over_at_Cabinet

>Labour to force vote to publish Carillion docs
unv.is/morningstaronline.co.uk/article/labour-to-force-vote-requiring-ministers-hand-over-carillion-risk-assessments

>Bolton stays as UKIP leader despite MSM badgering
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1613438/Henry-Bolton-explains-staying-leader-UKIP.html

>Finsbury attacker had DMs from Tommy Robinson
unv.is/metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/finsbury-park-attacker-got-twitter-dms-tommy-robinson-days-attack-7254422

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You are an Anal Buccaneer, you are a back door bandit, you are a cock gobbler, you are a pillow biter, you are a coprophiliac, you are a randy bumgardener, you are a knight of the pork sword, you are a rear admiral, you are a cockpipe cosmonaut, you are a shirt lifter, you are a sausage jockey, you are a bush dodger, you are a chimney bottler,you are a bunty man, you are a small bean regarder, you are a free willy, you are a fence foal. you are a bent ref, you are the crazy world of arthur brown, you are a shrub rocketeer, you are the unabummer, you are a nut administrator and you dance to the beat of a different drum

>tfw no captcha

Anyone here listen to Europa Weekly?

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colossal depression desu

why was obama such a shit president

Can someone hear me in on this ''Based Stormzy'' meme I keep seeing?

>based black men
>saving your country

Pick one

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why is merkel being told to resign

Is there any good british podcasts, stufff like the daily shoah is just edgey kids and irrelevant american politics

What the hell is with that Terryposter guy who keeps spamming Rocky IV themes and talking gibberish? He was here last night

here is what happens when you let in to many africans

>hold tight asnii

but seriously fuck captcha, gonna have to leave this place.
skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

who here agrees that plastic straws should cost 5p? pubs are irresponsible with regards to the environment desu

kek

c-c-ch-changes

SMASH BENDERS

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

The greatest questions facing the citizens of the commonwealh

Mike Enoch isn’t an edgy kid, the guy is seriously clued up but no I don’t think there are many /ourguy/ British podcasts.

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>There is a terrific bang against the side of poor Eddie's car. He wakes suddenly from his whisky induced stupor. As he bolts up empty fag butts and rustlers burgers packets scatter into the footwell.
>He can hear Irish voices, they're shining a torch into the vehicle and forcefully opening the car door. Eddie is screaming now. He tries to reach for his cricket bat somewhere underneath all of the chip boxes but he is too slow, meaty Irish hands grab at his naked shoulders and arms and drag him wailing and howling onto the cracked grey paving stones
>"Please.. Please, lads. I didn't mean to call you cunts... I just wanted a bit of change.. I'm so fucking hungry please stop I'll do anything"
>"We've got a tasty one here maties!" They shout. They're all unzipping and pulling down their trousers. Eddie would have kept on screaming but they've stuffed a dirty chamois leather into his mouth and have started beating him. Blow after blow rains down upon poor Eddie's smackhead. They throw him face down into the mud.
>Nobody can hear him scream as they bury themselves in poor Eddie's ruined asshole. A lifelong diet of white spirit and sausages has not been kind to his anus.
>They take turns pounding poor Eddie. Tears run down his cheeks as the last one pulls out. As he takes a deep breath and begins a deep wracking sob, he is patted on his head by a gargantuan red headed Irishman wearing a Little Witch Academia t-shirt
>"I still love you, Eddie kun. There's no need to cry."

spoons have started doing the paper ones now, they're shit

BASED TORIES

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>European podcast about Social Justice and ethnic restaurants.

Really?

Shut up.

>tfw there's a Babs thread and a Stormzy thread but the 'whichever was posted first' rule means we have to use the Stormzy thread

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desu the 5p for coffee cups sounds like a good idea
Where I am the streets are lined with cardboard costa and mcdonalds cups

>be /britpol/
>worship niggers

why do you people think irish are niggers lmao

there could be Zulus charging directly towards a brit nowadays and they bend over

lmao that's what I'm saying

>mfw /britpol/ has niggers as spokesman
good that you are leaving the EU desu

JME > Stormzy

irish nigger/other assorted cuck subhuman detected

fuck off op your stormzy op made the americans waddle through the double doors thinking we actually like him

>its his fault americans are autistic retards

>Stormzy
>a "nigger"
Fuck off wasteman

Why are you caring?

Ponglish>all them niggers

true tho

Haha they’re clearly being ironic. Give it a listen.

ironic how brainlet wojak posters are the biggest brainlets. makes me think
they should charge for plastic ones or just not provide them ideally
it worked well with the 5p plastic bag fee desu

Here they come lads!

Eddie vs Irish-headpat poster is a meme here
Lurk moar

t. bum bandit

subhuman? lmao youre in a fucking thread that has had two nigger threads

you love niggers

>>American
Try again you retarded cunt

El goblino lurks here its usualy worse when someone posts an antii Trump edition

Nigger loving /britpol/ faggots

>El goblino lurks here its usualy worse when someone posts an antii Trump edition

alright that's a little better but can you explain why you guys are worshipping niggers?

im canadian and white as ol fuck

and what if i love niggers

>biggest brainlets
you mean smallest brainlets
also dumb frogposters are dumber

your id says noncery

I'd fucking make you eat every single one of your back teeth if I ever got a hold of you

ur a cuck obviously

I for one welcome our new Australian spammer overlords

>lets post more niggers guys

>English
>white

id do the same to you if you still had your teeth

which European nation has the best women for the purpose of procreation?
Sweden?

and why is that?

Polish

ahahahah you're such a miserable cunt aren't you
>I'm fucking laffin

I haven't posted a single fucking nigger I didn't choose this fucking thread fuck you I hate you

Irish you fucking eejit

yes obviously

>The virgin kiwi attempt
I wouldnt mind if it was a Chad Aussie shitposter

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Low energy, just like your rugby squad

Try it you nonce cunt
I'd snap your spine

irish are negroid tier subhumans

>I didn't choose this thread, the thread chose me

>be britpol
>country over run with niggers
>Put niggers in the OP
seems honestly legit

>Give it a listen
Maybe later.

The twitter has people outing themselves as Vlad's.

>getting angry over a joke edition I made
The fucking state of new worlders

you're a shitty guy
go to the thread tomorrow

theory of evolution was written by subhuman incest filth

Nonce

posting niggers "unironically" still makes you a huge faggot

brb making some tea and fucking your wifes daughters mom try and not get raped by niggers

>subhuman incest filth

Darwin wasn't Irish

oooh I'm scared cause you said youd snap my spine

both have lower average iqs than britain

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ahhahahahahahahaha

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get mad at ur niggers not me ya dumb faggot

>oooh I'm scared
I know.

i don't own any

Doesn't make it incorrect if it was

>Pencil case

youtube.com/watch?v=fQKH9o8t5Q8

hey pubes joining the shitposting?

well he was incest and claimed irish were subhuman

thats like thinking angela merkel is a genious for fixing germanys dying population by importing muslims
>ya got me nigel
>youre tottally not a cuck

How the fuck is a Nazi going to deny the theory of evolution

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