Why does this trigger the roastie so much?

Why does this trigger the roastie so much?
I ordered one a few weeks ago and it will be arriving soon but I would never dare tell anyone. Women would think I'm a failure, whereas I just want something as a placeholder until I find the one who will be the mother of my children. I think sleeping around and being degenerate is far lamer. I've done that and it is unfulfilling.
Why do these trigger them so much though? I don't try to outlaw vibrators because I think they'll replace dicks - they haven't.

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It triggers them because now they wont find a way to trap men

Competition

lars

Yes but can that sex doll put on a pussy hat and take down drumpf ? Didnt think so sweetie

Feminists hate sex robots because they are so perfect. Feminists fear competition

I see women bitching about these on Facebook. Want to know the biggest part that irks them? Non-whites also want these dolls, even the black guys that post stupid nigger-like memes with emojis and shit.

>a placeholder until I find the one who will be the mother of my children lmao
You think a quality woman would choose a man who secretly fucks a doll because he can't resist his baser urges?You understand this is creepy and unnatural in every sense, right? If you want a quality woman you would be better off trying to be a quality man. But your flag hints that you will take the road that gives you the most "perceived benefit."

Don't forget to put a sticker in your bedroom window notifying first responders.

Omega males get sex dolls (and some day androids,) beta males get a modecium of self respect and Alpha Males get the cream of the crop, the roasties get cats. By taking female pressure off the bottom end of males, the pressure on all males eases up nicely. Women know this means they can't all be princesses anymore. It makes them mad as Hell.

You misunderstand what women find fulfilling. It's not having a 15 inch peen that vibrates like a jackhammer, it's three things: status, money, and power.
It's why men haven't been replaced with dildobots, they can't give women what they actually want.

because its prettier than them

Should read, Do Not Attempt To Resuscitate.

Link and how much?

Tons of women have dildos. no difference.

>But your flag hints that you will take the road that gives you the most "perceived benefit.
he cant take any roads, he's an ancap

They despise competition.

Haven't you heard user? Dildos are empowering to women, male sex toys are just for creeps and losers.

sex dolls are worse than porn
have you seen lars and the real girl?
that said, i will fuck my doll to cuckold brazilian cakefart tranny porn that is gay?

Q: Welcome to Walmart can I help you find something?
OP: Do you have a feminine douche that's safe for rubber?

I see what you did there. Or, if not, then I think the message should apply to both doll and owner.

Here's the thing. Even "alpha" type males want them now. That's how crazy this has gotten. See Some day, you'll find Instagram accounts for the dolls themselves as if they were people making roasties even more mad. Shit, you may even find some soundcloud rapper or some rich-looking guy showing off his doll collection. All it takes is one semi-famous black guy to be the nail in the coffin.

>tries to imagine dragging a 100 lb. rubber doll to the shitter to clean the thing out
I enjoy a real woman that does that herself and brings me a warm washrag and cleans me up....just saying

A dildo to a woman is a hand to a man. Buying a synthetic human to fuck is approaching the realm of psychosis.
Think about this. Someday you will be at a store buying women's underwear for your secret coping mechanism.
Pathetic.

You think a quality man would choose a woman who secretly fucks a dildo because she can't resist her baser urges?You understand this is creepy and unnatural in every sense, right? If you want a quality man you would be better off trying to be a quality woman. But your flag hints that you will take the road that gives you the most "perceived benefit."

just say you're a tranny cleaning their gaping wound and youll get ten for free

I've this theory that women's prudishness is an inbuilt mechanism to drive up the price of sex as high as possible, and they do it unconciously.
It makes sense, the more desperate a man is the more he pays for it.

This isn't exactly abnormal. Target sells G-spot stimulators, and when I worked there, a woman came up to me asking if it takes AAA batteries. They're sold at the pharmacy.

>t. I don't understand gradation

Why the manly face? Oh I know these things are from the abyss and they hope they will lead you to fucking trannys. If not some evil spirit(succubus) will reside in the doll and it will come to life and sodomize you in your sleep.

Preemptive: Don't get mad at me I didn't make these rules.

I've had one for about three months.
Not the same as fucking a real woman but far easier and less trouble. Wont replace a wife and mother to ur kinder but better than banging sex workers / THOTS. I've also stopped watching porn. Also still looking for a serious partner but its now I'm in a position where women don't hold all the cards.

For anyone who wants one just go on amazon. Price is $800-$1500 much cheaper than real doll.

They don't dress up their dildos and brush their hair and do their dildo's makeup. So what is this really about? If it's just about sex, why not something more discreet? Is it about control? Maybe a fear of talking to women? I'm really curious about this.

The Roastie is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a slut, skank, whore, 3dpd, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a nothing at all and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I've lost my beta orbiters.”

He’s talking about a Surrogate silly.

I bought one of the cheap versions... the holes weren't drilled deep enough and were at odd angles and were too tight for me.. It lasted like 5 days before I boxed it back up and I've been trying to figure out how to throw the thing away without looking like a pervert.

I'm sure these freaks talk to the doll as well

underrated

>I'm sure these freaks talk to the doll as well
Mind your own business, faggot

Enough.
I get it.
You never had success with girls, you've always wanted some way to get back at them. Going all "haha I am fucking a doll now" isn't doing that. They couldn't care less. In fact, most "roasties" are glad these dolls exist to keep the betas like you away from them. They certainly are not jealous or want you more now. They want strong alpha males.

Now, the moment strong alpha males go for robo-women, then its over. As it stands, you are just being culled from the gene pool and nobody thinks its cool, least of all women.

> beta males get a modecium of self respect

No. Beta makes get asset splits and alimony orders.

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>actively shilling sexdolls on a racist Taiwanese hormonal basket weaving board
I'm surprised it took this long

They're sensitive as well....truth hurts

Consider it a dry run for your 1st divorce and see if rolling it up in carpet and going to a bridge works w/o your neighbors seeing you.

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wow

Why wouldn't she just be naked all the time?
And some people just like to be alone...

Checked

I can get laid. The problem I have is finding a quality female. Find me one that doesn't have BPD, hasn't taken miles of dick, isn't about polynamory, pansexuality, or is anti-slut-shaming. Now, find me a girl who's white and isn't like this.

I'm tired of short relationships and sex that just meant it was "my turn." I want marriage, so I can raise a family, and share a good life with a good woman. If a piece of rubber going mainstreams gets them to shape up, then I'm all for it. Will I buy one? No, but I know others would.

You mean delta or gamma instead of omega?
because omega type is literally an anti-social alpha.

Men have simple needs, a doll is an ok substitute for casual sex. Women have extra intangible demands for men that grow more unreasonable all the time. Just let us have our dolls, I'm not gonna humanize it if I get one.

Donate it to the homeless.

Same reason women hate other women too

its the first step into replacing women, soon they will have a siri/alexa type ai and eventually they will have batteries and working circular system to be as warm as real women, robotics to be able to move around which will lead to the ability to clean and eventually be programed to cook like a michelen star chef. Synthetic wombs are nearly finished (able to grow real sheep atm) and combined with above, women will be obsolete to everyone who doesnt enjoy the picking up of random strange game. It has nothing to do with control or fear of talking to women and everything to do with getting what you want without having to deal with the shit women put you through just to get laid and have your skid marks cleaned.

How the hell do alpha type guys to have dolls? That makes no sense, even if Chad has a dry streak he'll just hit a 5/10 girl

>Someday you will be at a store buying

No I won't. I haven't been inside a clothing store in years. The internet works just fine. It will be even better once we do away with biocunts and free up bandwidth.

Holy shit that looked real from the thumbnail.

It's tough being a wojak...

>If not some evil spirit(succubus) will reside in the doll and it will come to life and sodomize you in your sleep.

talk about a win win

Lets pretend your house catches fire
Firemen find a goat...weird but hey he like pets
Firemen find a rubber doll...house burns to ground because firemen die from laughter

>it's just about sex
yes

$1500/month?

That means these things pay for themselves on the 1st month’s spousal maintenance alone.

>I've been trying to figure out how to throw the thing away without looking like a pervert.
Greetings from /biz/.

Nioce.

Why are american's obsessed with sex?

but then he has to deal with her shit, risk the chance of her claiming 20 years later that he raped her or getting her knocked up and being stuck with losing half his salary for life. Dolls are zero risk, soon biowomen need not apply.

Same here. Getting laid is easy, finding quality women these days isnt. I'd get one of those dolls if I could customize how it looks. Wouldn't even fuck it. Just want to see her pretty face again when I come home from work.

>t. poorfag
You'll never know the comfort of a custom tailored suit. Keep buying your shirts by the pound, faggot.

>whereas I just want something as a placeholder until I find the one who will be the mother of my children
Just get a waifubot with an artificial womb. Once that technology comes out, there literally wont be a reason for the female sex to exist. They will be an obsolete biological concept.

Biocunts are holding society back. They've literally destroyed Western civilization. Once waifubots are standard then we'll be free to explore the stars.

Theres enough regret after you nut in a hot bitch
I could only imagine how fucking pathetic I would feel blowing in a rubber doll...KYS

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Just psy-op it, make women Think that men are buying these in bulk so when they meet a man who doesn't have one(ie. most men) they are more likely to look up to him. Also benefit that rosties become more desperate.

Did you think OP or anyone who invests in sex dolls are anything but creeps ever? 'muh roasties are triggered' - nigga, noone ever is giving him a second thought, he's just trolling everyone to feel good about himself. Hes not replacing a vagina with a pocket pussy, hes replacing a female human with a full size rubber doll. Oh- they like to call them "sexbots" as if we'll ever see such a thing in our lifetime because now hes a fucking blade runner instead of a beta loser humping plastic to replace human affection. Btw Im calling RP and OP cant even afford pic related

>Just get a waifubot with an artificial womb.
Wasnt that an episode of rick & morty?

Or go further and get some nigger-tier famous person to get one. All the trashy followers would too. Jokes on them.

You guys just want to fuck kids

I have a man's job, you obese desk jockey. I only wear a suit to weddings and funerals.

Before there were doll shloggers they were
called morticians

>fucking a plastic doll like a depraved faggot animal instead of finding a real women

Its easy, sort yourself out, get game, fuck hoes, find a smart enough one to live with for at minimum a year, marry, children, happiness.

2B NO

t. roastie

thats what our fathers did and they got divorced, their house taken and have to give the cheating whore 50% of their money for life. Were not falling for it, its nohymennodiamond or dolls for us.

>being angry about a flag
>having the same flag
>>/out/
>hides flag
holy shit did some eceleb tweet out this thread or something what is with all these roasties

I adore how the person in this screenshots spacing is clearly not from the website.

>secretly
If the woman knew he fucked rubber dolls, it wouldn’t be a secret then now would it you cunt

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2B YES

Damn, checked

Correct. If these things even slightly reduce the Beta Orbiter (i.e. Post-Wall Safety Net) market, the societal positives will be huge.

It may even force the Feminist Lobby to the bargaining table to legislate fair divorce laws.

Simply because there won't be enough non-chads to settle with when they hit the fucking wall hard. We'll all just have our dolls and say fuck it, no beta bux for you roastie. Even if only a few of us do, that means fewer men and more competition among the older women for a partner to settle with. You think they want things harder for themselves at that stage in their lives? No. They'll preemptively snuff the flame before it takes off.

so are you going to chop the thing up and bury it in trash bags when you meet a real girl?

That sex doll looks like me except I'm pale. I'm not threatened, I think those things would get boring, they're cold and keeping them clean and groomed seems like a lot of work, they would be odd to store and eventually depose of. If you're trying to date someone I feel like exposing you have a sex doll would possibly scare them away. That being said maybe they could have a positive effect for some men and make them lest desperate and more choosy with partners. Some of the dolls are pretty but others are very scary looking. If my boyfriend wanted one I don't think I would care, unless he stopped having sex with me, though it would be a little award. When we have kids it would have to go or be stored somewhere else which seems impractical.

The artificial womb thing seems like something only the very wealthy will be able to use. If they can some how make everyone else sterile at that point it's basically genocide.

The main thing that really puts me off from sex dolls is the whole cleaningup/hygiene thing. I mean, isn't it far easier and more convenient to just jizz in a tissue and dispose of it than having to strip out its pussy and give it a good wash in the bathtub? Sounds like a disgusting process desu. Also the uncanny valley face is kinda a deal breaker too.

I can tell you, one of the big robot features is going to be eyes that can follow you, instead of having to mess around with them trying to get them pointing the same way. Setting one up to pose for a decent picture is a job and a half.

It implies that they have to offer something more than sex appeal when they are washed up. It makes them feel less valuable than a cold, inanimate object.

Fuck no. What if it doesn't work out? Then I'd have to buy a new one. Just stick it in it's box and unscrew the head.

LOL I'd like to put one of them stickers on my sister's window

who would you prefer to find your doll when you die, family or friends?

Yeah, I suppose that would be nice. Be nice if they could walk around on their own too instead of lugging the thing everywhere.

Janitors do your job. Sage and delete this shit now.

2b or not 2b, that is the question.

Family. The dolls getting put in the casket with me. Never know when there might be a sexual emergency.