>accidentally open in my coworker taking a piss
>see him wiping
>ask him later why
>Well you know user, you have to wipe your foreskin, or you can get drips of piss in your pants
Wait, is this actually true?
Do uncut men actually wipe after peeing like little girls?!
AHAHAHAHA
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enjoy your pissy pants Mr. Pissypants
>get a little pee in your panties
>the world ends
Explain.
Your urethral still has piss you know that right? That's why you need to milk your cock to get rid of the trapped urine.
cant feel sex as good or pleasure a woman properly because of circumcision
>haha you have to whipe
>Not being able to operate your penis correctly
Kek they are like little sissy girls
What's it like having a Jew penis?
>this guy can't even rinse his benis by pinching his foreskin and letting it fill with piss
missing out
You gotta shake your dick fag, did your Dad get killed by a missle before he could teach you that?
People keep telling me I have to shake it off, but that just get piss everywhere. So I retract the foreskin over and over again. It looks like I'm wacking off in the urinal. Several people have told me that already. I don't care, it's way more efficient than shaking.
Like having a jew everything else
Feels good
spout
spaʊt/
noun
noun: spout; plural noun: spouts
1.
a tube or lip projecting from a container, through which liquid can be poured.
"a teapot with a chipped spout"
synonyms: nozzle, lip, rose; More
technicalsparkler, spile
"a tough metal can with a handy pouring spout"
2.
a stream of liquid issuing from somewhere with great force.
"the tall spouts of geysers"
the plume of water vapour ejected from the blowhole of a whale.
"the spout of an occasional whale"
3.
a pipe or trough through which water may be carried away or from which it can flow out.
a sloping trough for conveying grain, coal, etc. to a lower level; a chute.
historical
a lift in a pawnshop used to convey pawned items up for storage.
verb
verb: spout; 3rd person present: spouts; past tense: spouted; past participle: spouted; gerund or present participle: spouting
1.
send out (liquid) forcibly in a stream.
"volcanoes spouted ash and lava"
(of a liquid) flow out forcibly in a stream.
"blood was spouting from the cuts on my hand"
synonyms: spurt, gush, spew, pour, stream, rush, erupt, surge, shoot, pump, squirt, spray, flow, issue; More
disgorge, discharge, emit, belch forth
"lava was spouting from the crater"
(of a whale or dolphin) eject (water vapour and air) through its blowhole.
2.
express (one's views or ideas) in a lengthy, declamatory, and unreflecting way.
"he was spouting platitudes about our furry friends"
synonyms: hold forth, sound off, go on, talk at length, expatiate, pontificate, declaim, orate, rant, sermonize; More
>Having underwear that reeks of piss like a homeless shelter
Look out lads, the "Alpha" is walking through
Also a good excuse for whacking off at the urinal.
Not having a penis is the final redpill.
having a foreskin means what you are peeing goes out and doesn't stay on the end of your phallus like a smooth surface since it acts as a spout.
You know what a teapot is yeah?
Bunch of slack jawed faggots in here.
No, I'm cut and I have to wipe quite a bit every time or it'll drip all over my underwear
The virgin perfume vs The chad stench
Just deal with it man, as long as you shower daily it's no problem.
Fucking why? Niggers I swear.
Barely disturbed me at all.
Why would anyone do that?
I'm aroused when I open my underwear to jerk off and the daily sweat of nutsack and muh dick present themselves in the atmosphere.
>I walked in on my coworker wiping his dick and we had a conversation about it
>things that didn't happen
Anyone who dabs their penis with toilet paper is retarded, plain and simple. You just milk and shake, get them drips out.
Showering daily is a meme if you're a NEET. I could go 5 days without a shower and smell fine. I don't go to the gym and don't have a job so I don't smell. Showering every day is a waste of water, too.
Half the people in this thread were raised by single mothers.
Are you a Pajeet
It doesn't reek of piss. It's literally a single drop of piss per piss. I've gone 2 days with the same under wear and it smells more like ball sweat than piss
Fuck up, faggot, I always wipe that dick off after I'm finished nutting or pissing, bitch.
No
Hahaha. I remember my brother's mother in law was teaching my nephew to "bop bop", basically what wipe fag in OP's story does. I found out because I was asking what the bop bop was about and my bro told me. I could not believe he was allowing that shit and told him how s kid was going to turn into a damn girly girl. Now I see from defensive comments a bunch of other faggots here wipe like women. Damn
> admitting you don't change your underwear
It's a little embarrassing when you go a while without showers and you peel back the foreskin. It's not a putrid smell but it's incredibly distinct. I've filled a whole bathroom stall with it before. Very embarrassing to me I guess.
2 days with the same underwear, that's nothing. I've gone weeks.
any more than 4 shakes
then its a wank
tldr americans don't shower
Well, when you Jack off, do you store your semen on your foreskin or do you shoot it off like a mad man? It smells pretty funky after 3+ cumms
Tell that little bitch that he has to do it properly and stick wads of toilet paper up his dickhole
Cleaner apparently.
I use a water bottle
kys
uncut dude here.
Never once wiped my foreskin cause im not a faggot who wipes like they are wiping a vagina.
I’m cut and I always wipe my tip and milk a little bit of piss out. I hate getting piss in my gitch. Fuckin disgusting. Plus when you get older you tend to drip more. A lifetime of frenzied fapping leaves you messed up in ways you cannot comprehend at 23.
M8, if it doesn't smell to my face, what's the point? I'll change it once it smell weird inches from my face, usually I only wear them 2 days in a row and then change. I only wear polyester underwear though, very breathable.
>you need this
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Ahh needed a good laugh. This thread is funny. This guy is right. If you wipe your penis, you are a woman. Stop wiping like you have a vagina.
being uncut doesnt have anything to do here. i dont piss inside my foreskin. i retract that shit. what a fucking retarded thread
faggot little cock
uncut penis looks like a studs clit