What just happened here?

What just happened here?

Girls are mean.

I know that but this is some advances teasing. I don't get it.

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I miss Ma-chan so much. I need more GJ-bu.

It's what's known as a "loaded" question. Much like in English, it's asking a question that doesn't have a "safe" answer. These are much more horrifying in Japan, where the culture has all these fucking needless taboos about speaking positively about one's self.

Because you know so much about japanese culture huh?

Yeah, that's why I answered his question.

Youve never even lived in japan user.

I spend just over two years living in Japan, starting in late 1999.

Yeah and I was the king of somalia. Stop lying to anons. We get it. You think you're getting street cred because youre telling everyone youve lived in animeland and even speak their language. Its not impressive though user.

Hey, I realize you're just fishing for replies, but I don't see any harm in playing along.

Did you have any other questions, your highness?

It is pretty impressive actually.

I want to be the burger

No its not. Youre just saying that because I called him out on his bullshit.

Not really, but thank you. I was over there for work. It was a pretty good time. It's not nearly as bad as people make it out to be.

Fuck off "jap" user.

I'm not Japanese.

Yeah thats why I used quotation marks. Youre not impressive. Fuck off.

Nah, I'm gonna leave the tab open on the chance this turns into a GJ-bu thread. Sorry you're having a bad day, though. Try some manga meat.

>some user is this upset that another user has been to moonland

>thread still at 7 ips
Sure is a lot of samefagging going on.

>implying we're not all sharing an IP

Jeepers what made you so mad

>implying there's more than one person on Sup Forums

I'm impressed though. It's okay user, being king of somalia is pretty cool too.

That's why he's in a bad mood and shitposting. Being King of Somalia probably takes a toll on you after a while.

>implying we're not all cute girls in one room having a slumber party

>implying that mad kid isn't still here

>implying I'm that mad kid

Somalia isnt even a monarchy and liking yourself is ok. Why is the world so messed up?

Can I be the old man who rapes them?

>implying you're not

>Somalia isnt even a monarchy
It obviously is. Did you not notice that former King is posting here?

>implying the prince of somalia doesn't have a team of shitposters

Guys Im the user who was mad before. The reason I'm mad is because I had a nip gf who left me for a japanese man twice her age. Sorry I guess that user talking about japan and the OP reminded me of her.

Puppey is that you?

You wish senpai

Good point.

>I had a nip gf who left me for a japanese man twice her age
Yeah, you'll have that.

The correct solution is to stop fucking around with 3DPD.

The less optimal solution is to go out and find another Japanese girl who isn't looking for free English lessons, someone to pay her bills, or one with parents who aren't going to allow her to be with or marry a foreigner.

The incorrect solution is funposting on a Chinese Tapestry Weaving website.

Yeah being queen of somalia is a pretty big burden, that's a shame user

Fuck off idiots that was sarcasm. You think I'd waste my time with any of you if I was a king?

Fuck off you're not me you faggot.

>Fuck off you're not me you faggot.
So you've never even had a girlfriend then?

>tfw no gf to share the monarchy of somalia with

This is not tanoshii. This is not how our ancesters would want them to be remembered. This is a GJ thread.

If I had a gf I wouldn't be wasting my time with you idiots.

user I know you're slow but it's called sarcasm.

S-A-R-C-A-S-M.

Thank you for brightening my day, your Highness.

You were actually cooler when you were randomly accusing me of bullshitting and talking about being the King of Somalia. Now, you're coming across as just sad. Would some ass help?

This fucking thread.

>yuri

Jesus so you're a liar, a weeaboo and a dyke loving faggot. I'm actually starting to hate you right now.

>poster count jumps from 8 to 14
>lost complete track of original mad king somalia

This isn't how gjbu threads should be remembered please stop, anons. This is sacred ground please honor this thread as a place where we all get along and set aside our differences of who is best girl because all girls are best girl.

At least your shitposting is somewhat creative. That's a rarity around here. You sure you don't want some manga meat?

Why do people get so upset over some gay girls?

>G-guys I am being s-s-sarcastic

We haven't even gotten that far yet. The best girl argument hasn't even started. We're still talking with the King of Somalia.

I want to punch you in the face, your majesty.

They don't. He's not really mad, and hasn't been at any point in the thread. He's just really lonely and looking for attention.

>weaboo
aren't we all here in Sup Forums? Not him but Jesus Christ you're retarded for thinking that's yuri.

Everyone just calm the fuck down and remember Australia-chan is best girl.

Its a dyke holding another dyke and admiring her ass. It's fucking Yuri and ita disgusting.

The feelings mutual asshole. And stop calling me king.

Because /u/ is fucking disgusting. God I wish someone would go over there, get the mods to look the other way and just dump loads and loads of scat porn.

>Its a dyke holding another dyke and admiring her ass.
Neither of them are dykes. Are you saying a girl can't appreciate another girl's (nice) ass?
>It's fucking Yuri and ita disgusting.
Yuri isn't disgusting, and it's not even yuri anyway.

thanks to enjoying the king of somalia going on his autistic tirade, i'm now going to download and watch this show

its looks fun and comfy

But why? Why not just enjoy everything?

Hasn't like every otaku worked or studied at nippon at some point? Unless you are underage that is.

Im not here to entertain you asshole.

Fuck dykes.

>Yuri isn't disgusting

You know I heard they roast dykes alive as well as anyone that encourages their behavior. I wish I was the king so I could have the same done to you.

GJ Bu is all just high level fetish play. The levels of sexual tension throughout the series are astounding for a cutesy slice of life show.

>All good things must come to an end

Two cute girls expressing their love for one another isn't disgusting. Sigh, there's just no hope for you, my king.

I accept the derailment of this thread. It was a worthy sacrifice for the king.

>Sigh
dont do this

Girls aren't supposed to fucking love each other. They should love cocks. God I wish I could rape every dyke on the planet. I hate this thread. You dyke-lovers, the "jap" user and the rest of you filthy faggots. You're a blight and put me in a bad mood.

Fuck off idiot. Sarcasm isn't a hard concept to grasp.

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Those taboos are very useful user. Egotistical assholes who don't know how to stop jacking off their egos for a few minutes and actually think about things greater than themselves are a HUGE fucking problem in America.

I'm American btw. I just appreciate that aspect of Japanese culture and think that my country is severely lacking in humble people

Let us just stop the meaningless discussion and proceed to one of our favorite comedies.
>Megutards will defend this

Stop!

Quit being a shitposting faggot or else!

Is GJ-Bu the National Anime of Somalia now?

cocks are a disgusting mutation that should have been removed millenia ago

No, it's been banned by Royal Decree.

Cocks are God himself. You speak blasphemies.

This will be a great leap forward for the Chairman and for Sino-African relations.

Both countries need to come together and form a middle ground

>cuck
We use NTR here buddy

Everybody gets horny sometimes. The girls wanted to be certain that he wouldn't come on to them even if they asked him to, so they broke his libido. By the time they were done, the only girl he could like was himself in drag.

Youre missing my point. /u/ needs to die.

And stop calling me the king of somalia you faggots.

Only if you will it, your majesty.

I came here for comfy GJbu thread, but instead we get to see the Mad king of Somalia.

Everybody just look at this cute cat and chill the fuck down.

Be honest

Would you?

No not until y/u/ri is purged.

But y/u/ri was never here to begin with. You just wanted another excuse to shitpost.

How dare they. They deleted his highness' posts. Mods have gone too far this time. If they thought he was a mad king before wait until they see him now.

he also runs a nation known for piracy, we could be in trouble

I would fuck every single gj-bu. Ore-man too.

Was Tama always this cute?

Only when she's asleep.

Reminder that the LN translation is ongoing again and just reached this point.

>A pirate and a king

Wow thats actually badass. Never thought Id ever envy an user.