Canada hate thread

Honest question. What the fuck went wrong with Canada?

99% of posts by leafs are pure shit. Maybe 100%. You don't see humor, intellect, charm, etc of any kind from any leaf. Nothing but inane babble and sad attempts at trolling.

Canadians are weird as fuck in real life. They are "polite" but actually the most passive-aggressive fucks you'll ever meet. The men are basically women. They're bitchy, backstabby, and untrustworthy.

>Muh war of 1812

You mean the stalemate fought between a fledgeling USA against a world-spanning empire of which Canada was just a small part? Good one.

As far as I'm concerned, Canadians should be obligated to suck a burger's dick every day as thanks for being allowed to continue to exist for so long, and protecting you from a brown tsunami of 3rd world googles that instead come here.

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Wow great post fellow American friend.

you know what the fuck burgers you kill some niggers on the street and the fuckers say there oppressed, or they just shout "Fuck the police" then when someone from there race they say fucking call 911 and shit like bitch why did you say fuck the police my god

fuck man im too fucking sleep deprived

>leaf

>Canadians should be obligated to suck a burger's dick every day
just when you think this board couldn't get any worse. sage fucking sage sage

So glad we aren't the muh 56% meme up here. If my nation were as flooded with spics and nogs as your guys' is, and I couldn't get a half decent education or healthcare, I would cover up for my inferiority by bashing my whiter and more civilized neighbour to the north, too.

>canadian

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IDxjs72pvvc
This video sums up Canadians pretty well
>Guy is talking shit and acting tough outside
>When he goes inside he starts stuttering and acting polite out of conditioning like a pussy
>The guy in the scooter tells him TO GTFO and the camera guys runs like a bitch
>His wife didn't even stand up for him, he just looked like a tool and a little beta the whole time

Kill yourself

Everyone should desu

If you get the chance, watch videos of Canadians arguing with each other or fighting each other, or even RCMP encounters. It's weird, we're super passive aggressive to each other.

it's true i have a lot of canadians in my hood and they act very weird

Day of Rake when?

Weird in what ways?

Can you spare me? I'm actually against leaf posting because it's the cringiest thing in the world.

we need to learn how to be men again. we need to learn to call people who talk shit to us faggots and to beat the living fuck out of them. we live in the harsh north. we need to be tough like our land. no more politeness and deference. I want our people to become more savage.

>1 post by this id
Its as if you took a shit of an original post and just left it.

>Canadians should be obligated to suck a burger's dick every day

You are in luck sir, our male population in Ontario consists of 30% cock sucking faggots!

Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting here thinking you just said some smart shit.

Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It’s also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don’t complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That’s not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It’s easy to be nice. You just don’t have to say anything bad. So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it’s made of on the flag. You don’t even respect your own country so why the hell should I.

can confirm, my dad is Canadian and he is an autistic freak.

He is weird, twitchy, eccentric and creeps people the hell out. I went with him to a garage to look at some cars, and he was acting so fucking weird to the salesman. And of course he is a frothing-at-the-mouth liberal who everyday every waking minute can't stop crying about Brexit and Trump. He mutters to himself constantly about how Brexit will be reversed and Trump will go to jail. For what exactly?

>You don’t even respect your own country so why the hell should I.

bomb us already

PLS RESPOND!!!

Burger stop hating on leafs. you burgers are the most hateful people. STOP.

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Shut up, Pajeet

>They are "polite" but actually the most passive-aggressive fucks you'll ever meet
the leaf smiles cordially as he curses you silently behind his teeth

DAY OF THE LOO

Don't be autistic Americans never do anything ever except constantly larp on how they might do something but that again never happens.

Canada will just become China2.

You're all gay Jewish hajis, bitch. Fuck you, nigga.

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>Czech
Don't you have a back room couch porn to film. FUCK OFF.

Keep posting you little pics and never do anything beyond that I officially announce that any other action is from you is banned.

Hilarious dood. maybe go protect your monuments before liberals take another shit on your heritage.

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>If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom.
Guns: yeah, the very guns those 44% use to kill you in way higher numbers than you kill them with. Good work.
Pop culture: literally the Jew incarnate. Your shitty pop-culture, along with the American culture industry as a whole, has infected and shitted up every piece of authentic culture and spirituality it has ever touched. Peak degeneracy. Glorification of terrible values. Tacky. Mindless. Self-defeating. Jewish to the core. Good work.
Freedom: Literally a fucking buzzword to end all buzzwords. You are free to work two jobs to make hardly enough money to pay child-support to the woman who left you for Tyrone, who will soon outnumber you, while you are dying of a scrape because you cannot afford health-care and never got educated enough to know how to disinfect it on your own.

>But Canada, what are they fucking known for?
Athletics, especially in winter sports. A beautiful and rugged landscape. Beautiful women. Globally admired and liked (instead of hated, a la Ameriburgers). High standard of living (healthcar, education, quality of life). Considerably fewer spics and nigs.

And yes, we wear flannel. It's fucking sweet, and I'll sink a hatchet into your fat burger forehead for suggesting otherwise.

>"super hospitals" don't exist
>whiter

I was going to say day of the flush but that’s something you’ll never experience mr.shittingstreets.

POO

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It's true that Canadians are the worst liberal shit posters on this site and 99% of the cancerous memeflags but there's some good ones. I don't feel right condemning all leafs to the day of the rake. I mean they're basically Americans.

WTF is with Canadians and their shit posting ? It's like not even fun shit posting, it is just "how many people can I make hate me today". It's weird. Do Leafs have kike genes?

Hilarious dood maybe worry less about me shitting and have a look at your cucked country. pathetic.

le56%

>is against leaf posting
>posts as a leaf

hmmmmm

Says the guy who shits in a street and sucks more Pakistani dick than a britbong. Post a picture of your toilet with a time stamp.

>the very guns they use to kill you
>lawfully

The absolute state of the leaf.

Fuck you tatar faggot. Bulgarians literally look like iranians fucking kill yourself PICKO.

Most libtard leafs on this board are baiting for yous. Its incredibly easy to think its an honest to god faggot since 90% of this country is made up of them. Its basically poor mans cold California. It sucks. Just rake my shit up.

We might not stay whiter, but presently we are. Culturally and demographically. By a huge fucking margin. All that garbage black culture you're acclimatized to? That seeped out of the swamp of your fucking country. Our current prime minister is a kike puppet, but huge swathes of the country are both educated AND right wing, a very rare bird in your swampy neck of the woods.

Why do you guys always complain about leaves? Swedecuck posts are way worse. Just look at this one right here.

trailerpark boys in real life.

fpbp

Is that an exchange student or something?

It's a good theory. They're basically surrogates for the purveyance of kikery in the world.

Burger stop. you are not funny. go eat your double mac and die of diabetes.

Good luck staying white with chinks buying every molecule of your huge, empty country.

>Honest question. What the fuck went wrong with Canada?99% of posts by leafs are pure shit. Maybe 100%. You don't see humor, intellect, charm, etc of any kind from any leaf.

These are facts and confirmed truth. LEAFS!

Nope thats how white Americans look.

Show the toilet poo

You literally live in a trailer park
So just end you life

Big fucking surprise #1: you make it easy for nearly everyone to get guns, and then the people who aren't supposed to get guns can easily acquire them. Big fucking surprise #2: when you allow the citizens of a country comprised of 44% ape to own as many firearms as they want, the ape population will use them in unlawful ways.

*your life

Better chinks than what you got.

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Dude, you're a Canadian. We have no place in discussing how to run a country, especially to an American.

OP is a faggot but he´s right in some ways

2 school shootings in the last 3 days. America is a fucked up place to live in.

What was that, retard? You need someone to roll out there and slap you in the face like a hoe?

The stories about Canada being a welcoming place, and Canadians being kind and nice, are all a lie. This place is North America's Russia. There isn't a Canadian alive today that isn't a drug addict, a drunk, or just a broken person. Anyone who says they like living in Canada is just trying to hid the fact that they regret dropping out of college because it means they can't immigrate to the States.

The propaganda is just that; propaganda. Canadians are a vile group of people. Shit, half of the point of the propaganda is to remind us to be nice. Why else would they have it on Canadian Television? Is someone going to immigrant from Canada to Canada? Why do we need to be told that we are nice people? It's because we aren't, and we need to be guilted into acting like we are.

You leafs are making this too easy. Almost every reply in this thread is a slam dunk for my original point. Feels good man.

None of us even care about those shootings you retard. At all.

Day of the rake soon checkum faggots.

Only a racist bigot hates canada.

What other country is so open and liberal and progressive?

>”America is a fucked up place to live.”
>he lives in the literal 3rd world and shits in the street or along railroad tracks.

What did he mean by this?

They don't obtain those guns legally. Gun crime is worst in places with strict gun laws.

Fucking re roll, please

Stop self-hating and be a patriot you traitorous faggot. Stand up straight. There will be many battles that must be won in order for us to take back our country. But the first battle you must wage against that part of yourself that hates this beautiful country and sees no hope for it.
Strength and pride. Canada has a long road ahead, but it will ultimately end in victory.

Thats behaviour you mom gets from her crack head husband, keep your familial experiences to yourself you fucking nigger speaking mutt (from your post you are literally not a white person)

COOL THREAD! MAKES A LOT OF SENSE!

What's he going to do, spread rumors about how my selection of wardrobe colors was "sooooo gross"

Thats how uncivilized people act. not surprised.

Literally googled Indian man.

God your country is an abomination and a plague. You're not satisfied to be a fucking sty. You must infect the rest of the world with your people, ideas and culture. Usually at gunpoint.

>implying I care what you mutt zergs think
>implying your grandchildren wont be brown or niggers and I get the last laugh

Don't you have a school shooting to attend?. FUCK OFF.

>Implying your kids are not going to get kebab’d or Eggroll’d by prime minister diversity. Enjoy the returning isis fighters. I hope they rape a ton of leafettes.

Aren’t you missing out on the designated street shit?

keep swinging, you'll get a hit some day

Yeah, fight for that shitty healthcare, high tax, Islamophobia-banning, pronoun-enforcing, state-owned families (in Ontario), feminist multuculturist paradise that is your fatherland.

>Enjoy the returning isis fighters. I hope they rape a ton of leafettes.
Okay you're officially confirmed as a 360 pound lard that chucked to this sentence

Again with the "funny" poo jokes dood you are hilarious.

HUH, FAGGOTS? NEED THOSE FUCKIN' TEETH KNOCKED OUT, YOU LITTLE FUCKS? SUP, PUSSIES??? HUH, MOTHERFUCKERS??

He will lick your ass hole until you die from an over moistened anus.

If that doesnt work there is always the soros goon squads

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If you kill your enemies leaf, they win.

T. Leafs

dude you live in America everything you just exist in the us LMAO

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The red in the flag will be blood. The leaf-shaped tool is the national knife we use to flay our enemies living.