Why arent you orthodox?

Protestantism is a heresy that has no apostolic succession and is susceptible to lunatic preachers, westboro baptist church, televangelists, steve anderson and lunatic impressionable retards with no soul or culture (please visit the protestant bible belt in the south) that vote against their own interests as they vote republican and always vote against public services and are anti universal health care and anti nationalizing of oil and anti nationalizing of crops and farms and anti poor. Protestantism is also why racism and white supremacy are a tradition in America because prior to the protestant reformation, there was no systematic racism against anybody (you can say tbe aryans in india caste system thousands of years ago though its debatable) and protestants eventually made hereticall racist doctrines against non whites and used the protestant bible to promote slavery and jim crow and its this as why niggers are niggers as it effects generational wise.

I follow oriental orthodoxy which is the oldest practiced form of christianity in the world, they dont have lunatic retards like the south, the people are pro socialist (not socialist really but pro public services I just encountered a lack of a better word), they have a better sane theology on the nature of christ, their bible has 81 books total, they eat alot because they have feasts (for some of those who like fat women I implore you to join cause the egyptian orthodox church has got some pretty nice thicc women), the women are conservative yet they are not as they like to have fun and dress sexy and are nice as fuck unlike muslim thots (think of them basically as latinas that speak arabic and arent loud), they only marry within the orthodox church. To emphasise more on the authenticity of the oriental orthodox church, all the OO churches were foubded and established by one of each of christs apostles and they have their own patriarch as in pic related.

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lol these are some dipshit reasons

> (OP) (You)
>lol these are some dipshit reasons

Alright how about this reasoning, as protestant churches become more liberal and accept shit like gay marriages, the orthodox church stays the same throughoit time never giving way to degeneracy.

Only about 10% of protestant churches in the U.S.

While 10% is too much, it isn't that big

> churches
A good number don't.

> the orthodox church stays the same throughoit time never giving way to degeneracy.
How many members of the Eastern Orthodox members think SSM is wrong? I'd wager that they're in the minority in the West. Also there are plenty of liberal Orthodox clergy and scholars who would hold similar views to liberal Protestants.

> To emphasise more on the authenticity of the oriental orthodox church, all the OO churches were foubded and established by one of each of christs apostles and they have their own patriarch as in pic related.
Prove it

> (You)
>Only about 10% of protestant churches in the U.S.
>While 10% is too much, it isn't that big

Itll grow eventually. Infact, I think in some scandinavian nations the government ordered their national protestant churches to conduct gay marriages.

reuters.com/article/us-denmark-homosexuals-marriage-idUSBRE8570UT20120608

Good thing we live in America where the government doesn't control churches and churches that support queers are a shrinking minority

What does that matter? It doesn't prove Protestantism to be false.

> ote against their own interests as they vote republican and always vote against public services and are anti universal health care and anti nationalizing of oil and anti nationalizing of crops and farms and anti poor.

I just read this. You are actually legitimately retarded too. Not are you only ignorant of the Bible, church history, you're also naive and ignorant of economics.

>Protestantism caused racism

Looooooooool

Orthodox are just as shit as the other Jew worship sects.

You couldn't tell that by reading the first sentence in his post?

There are 20 people in the Westboro church and 18 of them are Harvard educated lawyers

Theres a huge debate going on about ratifying a convention that defines gender as “social” over here. Our church, eastern orthodox, declared that anything but male and female gender is degenerate, despicable, a threat to civilization itself and the people who vote for it should be excommunicated.

Idk about that guy, but the eastern orthodox church is pretty based.

>> To emphasise more on the authenticity of the oriental orthodox church, all the OO churches were foubded and established by one of each of christs apostles and they have their own patriarch as in pic related.
>Prove it


Youre on

It was founded by frumentius but the tradition goes back to apostle philip

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>Protestantism is also why racism and white supremacy are a tradition in America
This is why we should all be Protestants

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Last one

What's wrong with the Westboro church besides being "anti-racist"?

That's great news. You should have a hardline stance against homosexuality. But look at most EO churches in the West and even "Orthodox members" in Eastern European countries. Most have liberal views.

> It was founded by frumentius but the tradition goes back to apostle philip
Prove it.

> (OP) (You)
>>Protestantism caused racism
>Looooooooool

Show me anywhere in history where systematic racism was practiced in europe before 1492.

They cause a scene where ever they show up by protesting at dead soldier's funerals

Protesting against unjust wars. Don't give me but we got to fight terrorism overseas before it ends up in our country. I don't think Islamic terrorism was a threat when only north-west European were allowed to immigrate to America.

Eastern Orthodox churches in the west, and even in hardcore liberal countries still state stuff like accepting refugees is wrong because we are not compatible. Eastern orthodoxy is also prevalent in countries where liberals are a huge minority. We are quite religious, new churches built daily and all and we are estimated what, some 5% liberals or so. And you think Greece is liberal?

>orthocucks :^)

I didn't explicitly mention Greece. But I would say yes. They're socialist and have high abortion rates.

fuck off my board nigger loving piece of shit

I don't disagree but how would you feel if someone was protesting at a funeral of your family member because they didn't like what they did

> (You)
>What does that matter? It doesn't prove Protestantism to be false.

Right because christianity is 2000 years ago and protestantism is 500 years old, but protestabtism is the christianity practiced by the early christians anf not those heretic orthocucks AMIRIGHT BRUDDA?!

I don't know man. Those soldiers go around stirring shit in people's backyard causing countless deaths, injuries, damage to infrastructure, loss of capital and unrest. I am unsympathetic.

This is some hardcore brainlet posting

> He picked his own religion.
So basically you were never baptised and you weren't raised properly.
Why are there so many niggers on this board lately?

forced meme

Those soldiers are there because muslims killed 2000 people that never did anything to them.

If you read the Quran then you'd know that there'll never be peace between islam and the rest of the world. Every person that claims to be muslim is against you and wants to destroy your way of life

>c*Tholicucks

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9/11 was an inside job and I am not a conspirtard by an means. I have read a great deal of books and have a university degree. I understand logic, philosophy and have read a number of books on history. So I have a certain criteria that I need met before I will believe something.

Watch this in parts or in whole. It's a serious piece.

youtube.com/watch?v=8DOnAn_PX6M

> If you read the Quran then you'd know that there'll never be peace between islam and the rest of the world. Every person that claims to be muslim is against you and wants to destroy your way of life

True and not true. Most Muslims are liberal. I.e. Turkey, Albania, etc... Again, if you select who you allow into the country on the basis of ethnicity and preferably religion you won't have much of a problem. Also because I'm against the war in Iraq and Afghanistan doesn't mean I am a pacifist. I believe in having a strong army and projecting its strength.

You’re pretty stupid.

Socialism does not equate to liberalism. Communist eastern europe was one of the least liberal places in the world - we lynched gay people, taught that women should stay at home and be beaten if they misbehave, forced people with turkish names to change their names, drug users were shot and so on. And abortion rates dont indicate how liberal a country is, since they are often based on other things. For example, the huge unemployment in Greece contributes heavily, like it used to here.

Orthodox nations are by and large not liberal and if you somehow make it out to be, then the only non-liberal countries in the world are muslim shitholes.

Get a fucking education before you try to shit out opinions.

If enough Nordcucks end up joining our churches they will inevitably to to subvert it by loosening it's customs to fit in with modernity, until it becomes like any other Protestant joke with lesbian priests.

Albania is mostly Atheist. I'm just going to ignore the rest of your post as it is full on retarded

Unitarian here... you ain't the oldest christianism... trinity is an heresy

>turkey and albania are liberal

Well holy shit now I feel stupid for even replying to you

> (OP) (You)
>Unitarian here... you ain't the oldest christianism... trinity is an heresy

Who declared a heresy?

Because i'm not a faggot, i just suck dick.

>>not a faggot
>>sucks dicks

Oxymoron

So much of that is so badly wrong.

>fat fetish
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Fuck off nigger, racism wasn't a thing before communists because the term "racism" was invented by Lev [original name - (((Leiba)))] (((Davidovich))) [means that his father's name is (((David)))] (((Bronstein))), more commonly known as Trotsky.
And idk what's up with all the ortholarpers here on Sup Forums, but if you're not living in Russia/Ukraine/Greece/etc there's literally no reason to change your denomination other than
>muh commie pope
>muh liberal clergy
Btw Steve Anderson is really anti-racist himself, no idea why (((You)))'d dislike him.

t. Eastern Orthodox

> Socialism does not equate to liberalism
To an extent. Both philosophies share a lot in common.

> we lynched gay people
Very early on and eventually legalized it.

> taught that women should stay at home and be beaten if they misbehave,
Communists were the first to advocate for women in the workplace and for women's involvements in government and work. No. The communists had women working while the state brainwashed their kids.

> forced people with turkish names to change their names
OH WOW SO FUCKING BASED XDXDXD

> drug users were shot and so on
EPIC BRO YOU SHOULD THOSE DEGENERATES WHO WERE MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS

> And abortion rates dont indicate how liberal a country is
Yes it would. Abortion is murder and not permissible in any case according to the Bible. Therefore the fact that the Greek people don't vote to make it illegal shows how lukewarm their faith is, and the fact that it happens so much that even the Archbishop of Greece has complained says a lot about the faith of your average Greek.

> Orthodox nations are by and large not liberal and if you somehow make it out to be, then the only non-liberal countries in the world are muslim shitholes.

They have high rates of abortion, AIDS, drug use. You name it.

The people of those nations are liberal in regards to their religion. Not on social issues. Retard. Learn a thing or two about context. But yes even their governments are secular. Albania more so than Turkey.

i just hate the church cause it's more of a political tool
honestly the priests here have top tier cars and gold and shit

You are retarded beyond words and not worth arguing. Those caps words with XD just...yeh, no.

>We are quite religious, new churches built daily
There were 2 new churches built here where I live in the distance of a 15 min walk, all in a year or two. I really hope the new generations won't ruin my comfy Christian nation because with each year I see more and more SJW/atheist shilling on the normie VK.

A mayor here recently quit to become manager for a monastery, makes fucking bank doing it. I was thinking how awesome the job is -

>get to live in cool mountain or forest scenery
>job is clearing bushes, checking if rooms are ok, arranging deliveries and other chill stuff
>get to talk with chill priest bros and such
>all the time and peace in the world
>if you get bored quit with a LOT of money saved up since you dont spend

show me where peter had the authority to pass on the "apostolic succession"

fugggg
i kinda wanna be one now
pls no pedo shit though
we're better than that right?

Some of us are
But they're way too liberal to be pure

I used XD because you're equally as cringeworthy. How is changing people's names based?

That's because you have a retarded low IQ population who can't understand their own religion. Most dumb people gift expensive shit to priests thinking it makes them better with God which is plainly untrue.

so you're saying you haven't been to any eastern orthodox church?

they are propaganda tools in the pockets of corrupt officials you dumb nigger
stop arguing about things you know nothing about you moronic diaspora

Based on that picture, Orthodoxy doesn't seem to be a religion for white people.

>why?
youtube.com/watch?v=N_0R1m3PGU4

You're cucked Papists, which is the institution of the Antichrist. (Rev 17-18)

>i just hate the church cause it's more of a political tool
Religion is indeed political, always has been, though church ≠ religion itself
>honestly the priests here have top tier cars and gold and shit
Wrong. Maybe Patriarch Kirill, who gets a lot of coverage, but regular priests that I've seen never really were rich. The one from the closest church literally lives in a tajik-trailer-sized wooden box that's by the church and he built it himself.

all of the higher ranking dudes are really well off m8
substantially more than what you'd expect from a man of god

> made up apostolic succession
> don't believe God's word is infallible
>believe the government is for charity even though Christ never said nor implied it should be
It's the perfect metaphor. Socialism adds a bunch of needles bloat, and so do orthodoxy and Catholicism.

Why diddle kids when you are legally allowed to diddle nuns and shit?

>legally allowed to diddle nuns
w-what?
a-are they hot?

Fuck off Lentach shill, (((they))), popularization of secularism, loss of national identity, libtards and commies are much greater issues than
>uhhh ohh som pries rich and im not im very jelly DDD:

> (OP) (You)
>Based on that picture, Orthodoxy doesn't seem to be a religion for white people.

Oh dont think of it like that, the OO oriental orthodox churches are in non white countries because thats where some of the apostles were prozletyzing and were martyrd. If a good number of norwegians become say... coptic orthodox or ethiopian orthodox then eventually you could request to become autonomous and be a 7th oriental orthodox church and have your own norwegian oriental orthodox patriarch.

stop assuming a thousand things about me
i like good god fearing people but our priests are majority corrupt niggers

>> made up apostolic succession
>> don't believe God's word is infallible
>>believe the government is for charity even though Christ never said nor implied it should be


>It's the perfect metaphor. Socialism adds a bunch of needles bloat, and so do orthodoxy and Catholicism.

Protestant heretic detected

If your priests are corrupt, there's something wrong with macedonians as a whole

that's the whole balkan though
can't speak for eastern slavs but i've heard the same from a russian