UK BTFO

Brits not welcome in the USA anymore. Stay on your containment island eating jellied eels.

The USA is going to be BFFs with our oldest ally: France.


Trump to invite France's Macron for administration's first official state visit

>The designation means Macron will be welcomed with a showy arrival ceremony on the White House lawn, including a 21-gun salute, followed by private meetings with Trump and a joint news conference before American and French journalists.
>Macron will also be the guest of honor at a state dinner, typically attended by hundreds of guests and meticulously planned by the first lady.
theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/23/donald-trump-emmanuel-macron-first-state-visit
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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/10/britain-sixth-fattest-nation-world-rising-faster-united-states/
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Our oldest ally is Morocco

What the fuck are jellied eels? Ive literally never heard of anyone eating jellied eels kek. Fish and chips sure but fucking eels are you for real mutt?

This, funnily enough.

You literally must be a paki or a 1st/2nd generation immigrant then, fuck off cunt.

>shitskin doesn't know that jellied eels are a traditional british food

youtube.com/watch?v=68m8nFupThI

You probably call it by some other name to make it seem less disgusting to foreigners. Luckily americans are not so easily fooled

No, they're called "Jellied Eels"

That's all u fucking yanks ever think about. Muh blessings n burgers.

As if stuffing ur face full of nice foods equates to a good life. So carnal, and so ignorant of the nuanced principles and values which actually sustain nations through war, famine, and pestilence.

People can do surprisingly well in a state of near-death privation if they honor the right values.

But no one survives mindless nihilism and decadence. Precisely why America deserves to fail. You are the (((ones))) who foisted this most vile fiction upon the world. Go till ur field Protestant and go stuff ur face full of apple pie and cornbread as ur daughters become pornstars and ur sons do heroin.

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>implying we want to go to united shithole
If i wanted to get shot by an African i can just go to Africa, it's cheaper too.

shut up ahmed

>Gadsden flag
>hates America
something isn't adding up

>ur
Reeeee phone poster

shut up juan/tyrone/lebowitz

you are a stupid cunt

But if you want to get properly shot, and by that I by a white man, there's no place better than the US of A

I can imagine, but it'd be rather hard going to find one these days.

Frenchies were trying to steal from Americans, with some global warming accord in gay pareee.

I'd be willing to let that slide, if the french tell the truth denouncing the globalist agenda, and deny the royal family refuge when they are ousted from bongland in the upcoming English revolution.

>People can do surprisingly well in a state of near-death privation if they honor the right values.
Why did we have to bail your asses out of both world wars?

Republican scum

The fucking state of your shart education. He's a yank you thick twat...I don't think it's possible for your post to be any more retarded than it is...

That's not technically true, morroco declared war on us in the second Barbary wars.

A young ensign pointed at our frigates parked in their harbour and asked "you sure?" They immediately signed a peace treaty reaffirming the original freindship.

Muslims... you gotta keep the pressure on.

Literally who cares

Holy shit that was stupid of them...

Brits allow Muslims to rape their kids, cook them, and then sell them to the public as food.

You have to realize just how broke the United States was for the first 150 years of its existence.

Stephan Decatur and company saved us by having the biggest balls on the planet. We also jewed out a bunch of treaties ourselves

You're just mad that the French beat you again.

Apparently you cared enough to post.

NOT ALL MUSLIMS

I never believed the lie that we were suddenly friends with england after kicking their asses in 3 wars.
The world will be a better place, when the disgusting pedo queen is dead and buried.

I don't necessarily blame english people for the shit their grandparents, and political leaders did in the past, but I can't speak for the whole world.
England should pay for their crimes against some countries. Senselessly slaughtering 300 million chinese, was a big mistake. If china were to take revenge against the crown, it would be justice.

Am I? What?
Get over your autism you fat cunt lol

>Trump apparently was so inspired by the grand military parade in the heart of Paris that he later called for a similar display of US military hardware in Washington later this year.
Will this be a thing? I'd like to see that.

>brit autist calling me fat
The inhabitants of your containment island are set to overtake the US in terms of obesity soon. Sad! Tell us, which BBC TV licence show will you be watching tonight?

Britain sixth fattest nation in the world - and rates rising faster than United States
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/10/britain-sixth-fattest-nation-world-rising-faster-united-states/

>La Fayette, we are here
Thanks my old friend.

>Amerishart telling us who is fat

You are such a repulsive disgusting people

No fuck that. I generally support trump and I have no problem hosting France. But to spin this as if we’re not friends with Britain anymore is school yard tier. London’s mayor has insisted on sticking his nose in international affairs while neglecting London’s insane crime rate. Britian is still our dad we don’t always get along with. Now britian is our dad who has a stupid wife who is trying to be our step mom. Britian will be better off without that stupid mayor.

Fuck that. Id team up with Brits against chinks crown or not, chang.

I guess reading English is difficult for you. I am sorry but that article is not available in urdu or pidgin. Here are the highlights from the article, so you can copy them into Google translate.

>The analysis by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation Development (OECD) shows levels in the UK have risen by 92 per cent in just over two decades - by far the steepest rise among countries with an obesity problem.
>Experts said Britain was “sleepwalking” into a health crisis, after aping the US in adopting a ‘supersize’ culture, picked up from watching American television and films.
>The figures show 27 per cent of adults in Britain are now obese - a rise from 14 per cent in 1991. In addition, 36 per cent are overweight.
>It means the UK is now the fattest nation in Western Europe, with obesity rates twice those of countries like Italy and Sweden.

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Should be white. Britain Red. America Blue. Meme this into reality folks.

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Drop the meme flag Tyrone Juan Carlos

>The USA is going to be BFFs with our oldest ally: France.

We don't want to be your ally, amerilard. We regret helping create your country in the first place.

>I never believed the lie that we were suddenly friends with england after kicking their asses in 3 wars.

Wut? You fought two wars with England. We, the French, won the first war for you. In the second one, you got raped to death.

is that an african lion, and a fucking unicorn?
how appropriate.

>britain may one day be as obese as the usa
>this proves that britain is more obese as the usa

Americunt reading comprehension, mes amis.

This coming from the paki

Lol all these butt hurt Britbongs crying that they don’t care

Gas the Anglos and their shitty caliphate. Trump should get some Russian hookers to piss all over that bust of Churchill.

Which british town is that school in?

I find it actually upsetting how that cunt and others talk about trump. I hate that he cancelled his visit here. I font want him to go sour on the uk because of a minority of leftists. I wish he knew we don't all hate him

>Brits not welcome in the USA anymore
Fine by me.

>That's not technically true, morroco declared war on us in the second Barbary wars.
Fucking retards

usa

top

That's a Barbary lion actually

not buying it. got a link?

France carried the first world war, you fucked it up the second world war.

Big daddy USA has always been helping your anglofatass out for everything. You're a disgrace to fairskinned people and soon your island will fall to the shitskins. Then you'll cry and bitch and moan about not getting out sooner.

Commonwealth countries are doomed to repeat Rhodesia's fate for eternity, due to your actions in South Africa and your worthless support for the Commonwealth.

Fuck you soutpiel kaffernaai, you deserve that Ahmed cock in your ass

I got u senpai

Lmao you don't know what you're talking about you subhuman boer nigger. Get tortured by Africans

You haven't been welcome since 1776

pakistani's in particular are a percentage or two of the population, if we count """"""""asians"""""" thats still only about 6-7%. that means theres a 6-7% chance of me being a "paki", but a 50% chance of a burger flag being non white (assuming everyone within these two countries usually Sup Forums equally, which they don't, but for the sake of this lets say they do).

Your post sucks, trade between America and Britain will be strong after Britain leaves the EU and America seeks to rebuild its economy in the years to come.

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I'd get comfy in this thread, but it seems like (((mods))) are on a fucking tear this morning. Fucking hell, what are we allowed to talk about today (((mods)))?

Enjoy Bongistan faggot

Isn't amazing that the US is going to cooperate with a guy that married his teacher and leading his country down the drain.

Yeah, enjoy your country HAHAHA

>the oldest leech

Back to the concentration camp

I don't have illusions of grandeur about this rock unlike you and yours Ahmed. You're just in denial about your knife-free country lmao

Fugg, should I care?
Neither burgers nor the frogs are of slightest interest to me as by (((whom))) they'll be shafted more or less.
Just don't, bother me and fook off!

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>You're just in denial
Oh, am I?
Thick cunt, have fun in your gated communities while they last, faggot.

Jaques makes an excellent point.

>Not being a Brit

White minority here. Can confirm USA school. Nothing redpills you like entering a 9th grade class of 700 niggers and 1 white and graduating with 300 niggers and 1 white.

They're a traditional cockney food, you oaf.

>gated communities
>Mini-ethnostates with non-blacked wives.
Unlike (((Londonistan))) and the rest of Bongland we don't take kindly to interracial relationships.

Jesus we are all meant to be on the same fucking side here.

The distant hills echo with the laugher of a thousand kikes.

Pull your shit together people.

Banter is banter but this is getting sinister.

So, you call me in denial -yet you're not completely expecting to be raped and tortured within the next five years?

Absolutely top fucking kek you pathetic projecting piece of shit.

Oh boo fucking hoo, some dead chinks. The fuckers are basically bipedal insects. Also learn to count mutt. You fought 2 wars with us, one France won for you and the other we torched your leaderships home.

What the Euro mutts disregard when reviewing the statistics that if you were just to factor out black women alone, the obesity rates would be a wash.

Then again, these Mohammetan women look fat as fuck as well, in the bongs’ defense. I suppose since they’re in the black burqa all day they don’t really care about letting themselves go.

God bless America

America has two father UK and France his adoptive father . Now that we euro falling into decadence it's up to you to be the best of what we truely were

>So, you call me in denial -yet you're not completely expecting to be raped and tortured within the next five years?
How ironic, I know for a fact this would never happen to me, but somehow I don't think you can say the same

>be bong
>can legally fuck 9/10 eastern european escorts for £200 a pop
>can walk into an NHS-sponsored STD clinic and say I did so without being judged

>be burger
>fall into a police sting and get thrown in jail for trying to have sex

I love my country.

Who the fuck uses /7/ for month?

Like how the fuck are you supposed to look at that and go AH, 7! IT'S month!

Still, if we're not going to be on the Septics' side in wars anymore, at least our friendly fire casualty rates will decline.

Hahahahaaha. Thats it lads, cancel Brexit. Game is over. It was a failure and disaster. Special relationship is done for.

Keep your sand nigger loving feminist PM that you chose to elect.

>>can legally fuck 9/10 eastern european escorts for £200 a pop
Where?

There's a shit ton of agencies in every major city or you can just use AdultWork.

>having sex with prostitutes

Degenerate, you deserve everything you're getting.

Are these not sting sites or traps? Is this legal?

>What is a wrist watch or alarm clock pre-2014

It's okay. Just stay on your containment island.

France banned burka.

You too, your systems are retarded too. Imperial and all that shite

>2018
>Paying for it

Don't know why I didn't expect such patheticness from pol tbqh.

This is pasta I've seen around before.
Hi, Nadav, how's the weather in Tel Aviv?

Lmao is this for real? I'll take police brutality over police faggotry any day of the week.

bongs did win one war without assistance.
It would be known as one of the bloodiest battles of all time, if anyone could bring themselves to talk about it outside the psychiatrist's office.

...following three days of bombing, british forces parachuted onto the island, landing upon the mutilated bodies of tens of thousands of sheep, who had mistakenly identified as insurgents, by british intelligence.
The brave limeys survived for two weeks without supplies, by eating the inhabitants, and using their fur for warmth. Thatcher couldn't risk landing the supply ships, which were providing a human shield, surrounding, England's only aircraft carrier. When the dust settled, many brits brought home war-brides.