Who would win and why is it not Hisoka?

Who would win and why is it not Hisoka?

Hisoka would get BTFO by pretty much any chimera ant

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>Overpowered character with plot armor vs some shitty ant

Gee I wonder.

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Remove the plot armor and he has nothing. Cheetu would stomp him with his superior speed

Are you mentally ill?

Cheetu couldn't even KO Knuckles or Morel, if Cheetu goes in Melee range of Hisoka he is likely to get Bungee Gummed.

If he is bungee gummed, he dies.

ASS

NEN

>Cheetu is a retard
>Hisoka can just use Bungee Gum along with In to conceal it
>attach bungee gum to both his legs and contract
This is like asking who would win between Zushi and Meruem. Protip, it's Zushi.

I think what you mean is, Knuckle and Morel could barely handle his speed whilst together.

Face it Hisoka wouldn't be able to keep up

Cheetu is dumb as fuck, he is going to get Gum attached to his body, then he is going to die.

Hisoka is too slow. Cheetuh destroys him.

When will you Hisocucks realize he is too slow to even be able to attach it in time

>this is what chrollocucks actually believe
You're delusional

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Cheetuh doesn't have the brains to capitalize on his speed. He'd rather banter with Hisoka first. Cheetuh is retarded and that's his weakness.

While all other characters of importance were fighting ants Hisoka cowered in fear and hit.

The tiger ant would destroy him

Is there even a character who can't beat Hisoka?

Zushi might give him a run for his money but Hisoka would win in the end.

Hisoka likes to play with his opponent aswell and will likely underestimate him and get fucked like he did vs Chrollo

Cheetu was very entertaining, but rubber and gum easily takes care of this ant.

Underestimate him? He's a fucking idiot.

I know people like to meme about Hisoka's loss but this battle proved Hisoka's an intelligent fighter. Chrollo simply had too much of an advantage

He'd have trouble keeping up, but because Cheetu has ADHD Hisoka would soon trip him with bungee gum.
After that it becomes uncertain. Hisoka's problem is that he'd probably have a lot of trouble cracking open a strong chimera ant's exoskeleton. He's a trickster who specializes in killing men, not beasts.
Incidentally, that's what Chrollo based his strategy around in their fight. Slitting throats wasn't enough to kill the puppets, and unlike a crowd of real people prone to panic they single-mindedly charged him. He has no real way to cope with the brute force of inhuman things.

I'm pretty sure Zushi can't beat my dick, especially not when it is engaged in plundering boipussy mode. So is my dick the strongest being in the universe?

Hisoka got a powerup after he came back thanks to the rubber nen god right?
How more powerful can rubber and gum get? it's already perfection.

If the slasher movie revenant Hisoka theory is correct, he'll steadily lose more and more of his body until he's a pure rubber and gum nen beast.
The only way he can be stopped is by letting him kill Chrollo. The desire to do that is what binds Hisoka's spirit to the world of the living.

A man ranked 4th strongest in physical strength among already incredibly strong people would have no trouble smashing Cheetu's skull

Yet he was beat by the seventh strongest of those. Strength means nothing if you have the superior nen like Cheetu has

True.
But it's clear Hisoka still needs more raw strength. Uvo would have ripped the puppet swarm to shreds while shrugging off all the explosions.

>dat jpg quality
Hisoka with yet another togashi asspull

Cheetu is stupid as shit. He is perfect fodder for Hisoka.

Chrollo won with planning. Cheetu is a genuine imbecile.

And what's this stuff about "superior nen"? Cheetu didn't even fully grasp how his first ability even worked. He just pieced together what he remembered from Hakoware and thought mainly about how fast he was.

Hisoka will murder him.

Uvo is a master enhancer. That's to be expected Plus Killua, a transmuter, decapitated several Ants on his own. Hisoka won't have any issue doing the same.