I hate Ireland. I hate the Irish...

I hate Ireland. I hate the Irish. I hate when they try and pretend Northern Ireland has literally anything to do with the Republic of Ireland. I hate when all those slimey sinn fein fucks try and act like they moved past their terrorist days.

I fucking hate them. I hate that they are allowed to exist. I hate hearing about them, I hate reading about them. I hate all the jewish tricks to try and discredit Unionists and the DUP. I despise the Irish with every fibre of my being but most of all I hate all you faggots in England and Scotland who group me in with them.
Northern Ireland is British and always fucking will be.

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No surrender

do yer support rangers user?

Northern Ireland (known as Norn Iron to the locals) is a terrorist camp in the North of the Island of Ireland, and that's the way it'll feckin' stay if you value yer kneecaps, right? It is generally thought to be fought over by the British and Irish governments by those within the territory, but unbeknownest to them, both countries really couldn't give a shit

History

The history of Northern Ireland is a complex and difficult one if you are a Northerner. To everyone else, it's a thuggish, tit-for-tat, petty, childish divide between two sides of the population: on one side is a bunch of psychotic, unemployable, terrorist, proddy cunts who are eternally pitted against a bunch of psychotic, unemployable, terrorist, taig cunts.

The people of Norn Irn are so confused about their own history that they built a castle 300 years ago, managed to mislay it just 50 years later, and spent several centuries on and off digging for its ruins before finally discovering that it was standing in the town center all along.

People from Northern Ireland are famous for drinking, fighting, murdering people over their opinions, teaching their kids to throw bricks at police officers and wearing balaclavas. Northern Ireland is governed by a fat guy in a leather jacket who smuggles fuel from over the border and steals truckloads of ciggies to feed his six hundred a day habit.
Diet

The diet is inspired by that of the peasants of Scotland from which much of the population spawned from after being imported by the English. This diet consists mainly of chips and in the absence of fish, Due to the large population of catholics, the orangemen eat babies. (this is widely believed to be the birthplace of Hitlers idea of Jews eating Aryan babies)

The famous Bobby Sands Diet was inspired by Saint Bobby Sands, Bishop of Irish-America.

Your irrelevant hate is noted and discarded, silly subject of queen blacked.

If you travel to the lovely and accepting land of Norn Iron you must go to Belfast! This city has it all, Romanian hobos who try to sell you shit you don't want, Romanian hobos who try to ask for money with out trying to sell you shit. A drunk guy who wanders downtown with a guitar and SS officers cap, this man is epic lulz as trying to climb a curb cause him to lash out in anger! It also has a guy with a 'violumpet'. Belfast has one thing other places do not, a distinct lack of chavs in the city center. They stick to the outer shit hole estates and dream of where the next drink is going to come from and whether you're a proddy cunt or a feinianist taig. Due to the lack of chavs downtown is swamped with emos, and massive faggots who try to be punks, goths and homosexuals.

Belfast is famous for its night life, downtown its fucking dead beside the hobos and dissident republicans, however under the motorway underpass next to the Royal mail building is a magical place of drink, underage sex and shiny yummy pills. This area of wonder is New York to the natives and is said to be exactly like the city with which it shares its name. Opposite New York lies the skatepark (Bellshafts ingenious idea of packing all their faggots in one place) upon entering the skatepark one will be met with the most important question of your life "Giz a Fag" answer this question wrong and you might have an emo whine and bitch at you for a half an hour. "Boo Hoo", The skatepark is filled with 12 year old posers, 18 year old stoners and a 30 year old on rollerblades who will go batshit crazy and proceed to an alphamale on your arse if you get in his way, making sure he shouts at you if you dont have a skateboard and are just there too see 12 year olds fall and cry. (Bonus points if you point out that he hasn't got one either).

Travellers: are they more from the south or north?

Day time activites include, being evacuated due to bomb scares, rioting, random attacks and stumbling apon DUP or Sinn Fein cross community relations rallies in which they seek to make amends fo the years of shooting and bombing each other by calling each other colourful names! If you wish to help the peace process we recommend going into East Belfast, look for a fat, bad guy standing outside a pub or football supporter club, and ask if you could buy some nades. Once you have picked these up head to the area known as the Short Strand, pull the pin out of the nades and throw them over the "peace wall". You will become a national hero and acquire the nickname Stoner/Michael Stone.

If you really want to know what "the Troubles" and such are all about, don't be so gullible and believe that it has anything to do with religion. That's just a red herring. The true nature of the disagreement is that the Northern Irish lift the dishes when they piss in the kitchen sink, and those in the Irish Republic piss freely, dishes be damned. If you want to be respected as an outsider, inform an old geezer that you know the secret, tell him, and ginger haired maidens will line up to service your every sexual need, a real live leprechaun will shit gold coins for you, and you will be forced to drink Guiness until you are dead, God rest your soul. It will be an altogether pleasant time you'll never remember.

And thats the guide to Belfast, enjoy your rioting.

salty anglo detected
mad that your giant empire couldnt stop a literal nation of piss poor farmers who BTFO you when you went off to slaughter other White Europeans for your jew masters?

Many people think the people of Norn Iron wear balaclavas because its fucking freezing, but really it's to hide their identities. Northern Ireland operates an odd system of summerary justice where if you are thought (not proved) to have done something bad (and not nessesarily against the law) you get a summoned to appear in a deserted warehouse on some godforsaken industrial estate whereupon four masked men in bomber jackets and armed with hurleys (bats used in the game of Hurling) will relieve you of the use of your knees.

A rather unique aspect of this system is is the more minor or petty the crime, the more sever the punishment. E.g. suspected teenage petty theifs and small time drug dealers will be shot through the kneecaps, but murderers and pedophiles will go scot free and may even be celebrated on murels and treated as upstanding members of the community. This strange double standard is born out of the fact that the enforcers of this system, should they adopt the traditional method of punishment allocation and a sense that no one is above the law, would be forced to kill themselves and their prists.

Northern Ireland is policed by the Police Service of Northern Ireland, formally known as the Royal Ulster Constabulary. It is the only cool, kickass and criminal stomping police service in the UK as they are the only ones who get guns as part of their standard issue kit, get to carry their weapons off duty and allow civilians who are threatened by terrorist groups or organised criminals to get a licence to own and carry guns for self defence. Unlike the pussy unarmed retards in the rest of the UK or Ireland where they have to wait half an hour for armed backup to arrive if they are dealing with anyone armed with anything worse than a potato peeler (assuming of course the criminal hasn't run off or killed or injured any innocent people in the meantime)

when you realize your country is run by a bunch of kikes and the irish were fighting them, you can fuck off.

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>T. ANGLO FUCKING FLAG

YOU ARE BRITISH
NORTHERN IRELAND IS BRITISH

FUCK OFF
YOU HAVE NO CLAIM TO FUCKING NORTHERN IRELAND THE IRA WERE TERRORISTS AND GOT AWAY WITH IT AND NOW FAGGOTS VOTE FOR BLACK SINN FEIN SOCIALISTS YOU NIGGERS ARE A CANCER GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO BACK SOUTH WHERE YOU BELONG YOU FUCKING TAIG

Why, why couldn't the brits have genocided all of them? More arrogant than a canadian, more smug than a nord, the shitposting stamina of an australian, the irish truly are scum.

> I hate all the jewish tricks to try and discredit Unionists and the DUP

Rhi scandal did that by itself kiddo

I hate the British. They used to rule the seas and have standards but now they're all cunts. I hate when some jagged tooth brit stands up telling people of the world what to do when they don't even own their own country, merkel does. Mfw the Irish are more respectable then the kaffir cucks of Britain. I hate socialism, but it's sad to say Hitler would have been an improvement for you... I hate you all. I'll have fun watching Mohammed gain control of your land, your women, and your military. If anything you'd better pair up with the Irish, you could learn a thing or two and maybe..... just maybe uncuck yourself

Literally nobody, 0 people, care about your stupid fucking island infighting. Go hunt some kebab you nignog cunt.

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>the absolute state of rangers fans

Neutral QPR fan here. 26+6=1

Fuck off back to britain you cunt and leave Ireland for the Irish

Travellers: The one group where 100% of the negative stereotypes are true. Exposure therapy to those cunts will make you hate them more.

>Fuck off back to britain you cunt and leave Ir

>LE KEK FLAG

fuck off faggot.

nah mate im over here on business
im from Donegal lad
my ancestors spent a lot of time getting people across the border to escape your brutality or to exact a little revenge :^)
IRA were freedom fighters lad, a good bunch of rag tag lads with a few rifles and fertiliser managed to shit on the 'great' british empire on their very own doorstep lmao
Dont let me catch any of you proddie fucks around here again or i'll get the Black and Decker

My family emigrated from Norn Iron to America in the 1740s :3

Thats why the Irish a re getting rid of those cunts over to the UK. Can you take the nordie unionist scum too? I know its a big ask

kys anglo

Ireland deserve to be free

Eat some spotted dick you red right hand larping twink

Do you hate more Polish or Irish?

Nah.

My mutt ancestry consists of Irish, Norse, and German heritage. I'm pretty sure the reason I'm an ugly manlet is because of the Irish part.

They say the US lost the Vietnam, but if they'd have wanted to, they could have wiped the country off the map. We Brits could have marched in there and killed every single one of you.

We played blindfolded with our hands tied behind our back.

ireland are pretty cool guys

stop bullying them you paki cunt

the Irish, when in psychic trouble go to poetry, go to storytelling, or to escapism. He believed the Irish have no interest in picking apart their own brains.
Freud is also claimed to have stated that the Irish are a mass of contradictions and impervious to the rational thought processes that might resolve them.
And finally another follower of Freud supposedly said the Austrian doctor categorized people as “Irish and non-Irish.”

He might be right, The Irish cry at Weddings and Laugh at funerals.

EU will return us NI as a part of Brexit divorce bill

Checkm

You can thank faggot kike-lover Churchill for the irish problem.

Steady on fellow Brit. The Irish aren’t all bad, one of our greatest, Wellington, was Irish-Anglo.

The Jewish tricks?

so you are an anti semite as well as a blithering idiot?

Keep voting for corrupt Arlene and the theocrats - keep your swings tied up on Sundays, and your barns nice and warm with public funds.

I like potatoes, they're funny. Soft borders with Ireland!

If my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle. England belongs to us now.

The Anglo side is genetically dominant mind.

Reminder that the white ethnostate of Britain and Ireland has had nearly two millennia of uninterrupted peace and friendship, united by their common skin pallor.

this. Even though you're a meme flag.

irish|muslims

At least irish women have working teeth.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I heard Northern Ireland has the most uncucked gun laws in all of Europe, they even allow concealed carry. Fucking awesome.

you sure talk tough there anglo
shame you can only theorise that wheras the reality of things is us irish bulls cucked your pathetic 'empire'
keep larping faggot you got blown the fuck out
united ireland soon, enjoy all your muhammeds

>britain and ireland
>uninterrupted peace and friendship
t.american education

irish = muslims

move to wales and boost the white population.
Ireland is finished.

(((Anglo)))

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you pretty much the same in my eyes
Albion, Eire, one celtshit is as good as another,;^)

Stick a potato in it Paddy. You better get searching for a Leprechaun if you're thinking about cutting ties with us. You're going to need that pot of gold.

Belgium does not exist. Belgium is a state of mind (one that calls for pharmaceutical intervention). Belgium is a flat place where Catholics drink beer by the sea. Belgium is a non-nation buffer state between France and Holland.

Belgium was invented in 1820 by the British Chancellor of the Exchequer after Napoleon was defeated in a moment of distraction while he was in the loo in Flanders. The Flemish having been the first people to invent the flushing toilet, hence, "Water-loo". Instead of returning Flanders to Holland and Balloonia to France, English Bureaucrats picked up a funny name in Latin that had not been used in 15 centuries and outlined a territory in a map of Europe which they called "Belgium", after some fictitious magical land of courageous Frenchmen that used to appear in Roman charts as "Galia Belgica". As the youngest country in Europe, Belgium has produced a disproportionate wealth of artists, statesmen, and literary men including Rene Magritte, the King of the Kongo, Plastic Bertrand, and race-conscious cartoon person "Herge".

The International Criminal Court is located near Belgium as Belgians' Crime-solving abilities are well documented.

After being good hosts to Germany twice in World War I and II, Belgium is now a Founding Member of the European Union. It covers an area of 30,528 km2 (11,787 square miles) and has a population of about 10.7 million, which would be invisible from space if it wasn't for the high light pollution going on there. As if that wasn't worse enough, Belgium is populated by Flemings (59%) and Walloons (31%), who can't see each others faces, so they decided to split up the country into two parts. A vast amount of Germans inhabit the east but most Belgians pretend these aren't there.

The territory now known as Belgium was originally part of the Netherlands, France, and the Austrian-Spanish Habsburg Empire. After Napoleon invaded all of Europe including the Low Countries in collaboration with a number of Walloons England and Prussia forbade another French Anschluß and amalgamated France's borderlands with Holland's and Luxembourg's, creating the current monstrosity.

Flemings speak Dutch, Walloons speak French, and the Germans speak Luxembourgisch. None of these three groups can speak the original language in the right way. Walloons and Flemings really despise each other, although both of them are too lazy to cut the umbilical cord. Another reason is that they're pissed on their fruitbeer 1000% of the time, which makes them unable to tell who's Flemish and who's Walloon. For Census reasons a Belgian's ethnicity is determined by his or her tax return instead. If it's filled properly and honestly it's Flemish.

Flemings and Walloons really despise each other


Belgians also sell the majority of their children to people in neighbouring countries, because there is no other way to pay off its highest state deficit in the world. The imported Arab community doesn't do this, which explains why Brussels, the capital, is now 100% Islamic.

Do you support the rest of Ireland reunifying with Britain?

These Irish sure are pissing my Rabbi off.

But doesn't belgium have celtic history? I'm pretty sure when Julius caesar was on his campaign to stamp out the Gauls, belgium was a part of that.

Do you not relate to the original inhabitants? I do understand the distinction between gaul and celt is flimsy, but still.

The entire Western World is picking you apart.

only for ex cops

Ireland is rightfully ours. BRITISH isles.

Irish maths I see

Belgium is a meme nation made To help stop French and German wars. It was named Belgium because of a tribe that was semi mythical and hadn’t been around for over a thousand years. Literally a giant meme

>being so thoroughly btfo that THIS is your best response
the absolute state of muhamanglos

In fairness, the Irish government a great past with Nazi's so bringing that Jew state flag isn't a bad idea for a laugh.

Still better than Muslims

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they only do it bcos celtic fly palestine flags

Anglo spergs are starting to realize American Populism was made up of 60% Irish-Americans. When the anglos tried to bring in their Jewish friends last year, the Irish rejected. Now Anglos are realizing they're twice as fucked and were never as strong as they assumed.

American Populism is as Anti-British as it gets. :)

>I fucking hate them.
>I hate that they are allowed to exist.
>I hate hearing about them,
>I hate reading about them.
>reading
Why do you start a thread about them if you hate reading shit about the Irish.

>be shitty person and sent off to colonize northern ireland
>your descendants become strong unionists, loyal to a government that only functions for rich English people
Explain your obsession with boot licking to me.

Oh I know that but Ireland never likes being reminded it done anything wrong ever. Always the Brits.

Yes! Ireland is British! More land for us! Shariah for UK! We support UK!

>Hates the Irish
>Complains about Palestinians
Who could they possibly be? No one knows. A total mystery.

TIOCFAIDH AR LA CUNT

The Irish were heroes, the English were a bunch of faggots though

Anglos are just kosher Germans. There's literally no difference between an Anglo and an Ashkenazi or an ashtray

Someone doesn't like their
23 and Me results.
So sorry Potato Nigger Rape Baby
Or is that Prima-Nocturna - Nigger

Hows the republic going in terms of shitskins and fascist self-defense movements?

when you say rape baby, who are you implying did the raping. Just for clarification.

Off topic, but myfamilytree DNA is better

Did you know the British elected a Jewish Prime Minister two times named Benjamin Disraeli in 1868, and again in 1878?

Now that is progressive.

>I hate all the Jewish tricks to try and discredit Unionists
Why would they want to discredit their best goys?

fuck off braindead ulster spastic

I Wonder whose behind this post

fuck you faggot

And the IRA worked with the Reich. There's even a third Reich film that romanticises Irish independence.

And here I thought that Belgium was were all the German faggots went to hook up with French Faggots to Larp as Welsh .

If you want to learn about modern day England read about Oliver Cromwell. Yes, the British Empire was a Jewish experiment.

Thank you for demonstrating the intelligence of the average Unionist

Northern Ireland is a shithole infested with rabid porridge wog scum. No one in the Republic genuinely wants a united Ireland as long as its infested with your kind.

Fuck all people in England, Scotland or Wales want you in the UK either in truth. Your expensive chimp outs, stupid faggot parades and inability to be productive without having your hand held is pathetic. Sinn Fein would be nothing were it not for the North. All those marxist terrorist wankstains whether they are IRA, UDA, UDF whatever, they were all British citizens. Lower than niggers.

I'll always vote against letting Northern Ireland become part of the Republic. You're not British, you're not Irish. You're nothing but filthy porridge wog detritus, gutterslime run off from the primordial ooze.

They also supplied the UVF with guns. They didn't give two fucks just wanted the place to be in turmoil

Planning to make it a local mosque user ?

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Fuck you don't like porridge.

You don't even have London. You lost it to the Muslims.

Feeling is mutual but why do you want to live with us so much then. Perfectly decent island next door. Do yourself a solid and fuck off back there.

Inshallah

of course, I was just fucking around
Belgians are Celto-Germanics, most Celtic parts are the sea-side and the Ardennes. Belgae got absorbed by the Salian Franks, became a part of that.