Brit/pol/ - Eddie's Rage edition

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>How North Korea has more battleships than US and Britain combined and more troops than Russia
thesun.co.uk/news/5415904/north-korea-battleships-us-britain-troops-russia/

>UK weather: Storm Georgina batters Britain with winds of up to 90mph
telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/01/24/uk-weather-storm-georgina-batters-britain-winds-90mph/

>Britain is not a vassal state, says minister defending EU transition deal
reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-transition/britain-is-not-a-vassal-state-says-minister-defending-eu-transition-deal-idUSKBN1FD15R

>US and Britain both fall down the list of 'World's Best Countries' as Switzerland and Canada (lol) remain the top two nations
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5304337/US-Britain-fall-list-Worlds-Best-Countries.html

>How Britain's fake news 'spy' unit will operate
theweek.co.uk/91174/how-britain-s-fake-news-spy-unit-will-operate

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Just had 3239 calories today already.

Was trying to lose weight. If I purge any more I'm going to start doing damage to my throat and teeth.

BRITAIN HAS FALLEN

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Stop eating processed carbs

I'm not angry, I'm tired. The Manhattan pill is taking hold

>conservatives are bas-
theguardian.com/media/2018/jan/24/c4-to-broadcast-claim-ex-ministers-offered-brexit-help-to-chinese

>C4 to broadcast claim ex-ministers offered Brexit help to Chinese
>Dispatches episode on Tories Andrew Lansley, Peter Lilley and Andrew Mitchell initially pulled

I was going to start tracking macronutrients but it's too much fucking hassle, I'll happily track protein and calories though.

Is pasta a processed carb?

Stop bullying Eddie. I know he can be an annoying cunt but he's alright.

This is now an admiral Horatio Nelson edition

Imagine if they did this shit on combat deployment? The yanks would friendly fire them even faster than before

Is QT in Scotland tomorrow?

How the fuck is it difficult to lose weight? Just eat three meals a day and cut out carbs.

Not quite live from literally whoville

How big should the meals be? What are carbs in?

do it faggot

Mark E. Smith of The Fall has died.

The armys been full of people from all over the world for 200 years, its rare they ever get to fight but who do you thinks been cleaning the pots and sweeping shit up until now?

heading to the paki shop lads want me to bring anything back?

what a fat cunt, i think im on about 2,000 a day and its not even hard, usually eat 1 meal and if im working ill go out for lunch

The shopkeepers head

How big are your meals and what are you eating? You could still eat the same things but as a smaller portion.

Get us a snickers bar please

>LARPing
Scuse me Staff, I no weer in da muddle of exercise n all but dya mind if I jus tak me boots off n av a little wash in dis streem

Learn an traditional instrument.

Learn traditional tunes and songs.

Fuck.

F

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No, brown is better. I’ve only been off them a week and I feel a lot better. Staying off sugar is the main one

nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/Healthyweightcalculator.aspx
My BMI is 27.5 according to this.

Scotland audience either turn out incredibly cucked or incredibly based, weird

Lads just did a piss into a washing-up bottle then used it to fill my arse up with piss so I could piss out my bum sitting down like all the other girls do

not sure what im supposed to be seeing here, she still looks the same as she did when she was 17, having a kid with her white boyfriend

Start making white supremecist grime

>hes never been on an army base
user did you think the army has been recruiting from the hitler youth

Girls don't piss out their bum.

the only forginers on army bases are micks who get their head patted by eddie-kun

Couple of boxes of .308 please lad.

I cringe every time QT is up here.

Post your BMI.
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>hes never been on an army base
Hes famous for doing runners from them, lad. Old awol eddie...

fucking tons desu

Are you retarded?
You saying they do all the sweeping and pot bashing is LARPing you fucking mong.

im not talking about just foreigners (there were plenty, they take applicants form all commonwealth countries), im talking about the medley of home grown shitskins, ive had the misfortune of working for a company that used to supply a few bases in the county and everyone was being worked by non whites.
gurkhas and ghanaians made up the bulk of the foreigners, mostly on guard and in the kitchen respectively

those must been those based wiltshire ghanaians we all hear about

>Girls don't piss out their bum.
they do i've watched them

We are all watching this right?

What the fuck are you even talking about?

Where’s did you get that hat. I really want to buy one

Just had a well nice curry
You know the English invented it, not the poos

im just mocking your ignorance

Are there any other graduates who find it near impossible to pass interviews because they are ugly autists?

Fuck this shtty world. Even if I fluked an interview I'd still never be promoted because I'm not a normie

Just made an egg and lentil one. brraaaappp

>I'd still never be promoted because I'm not a normie
implying you need to be a normie to be assertive and conscientious
some of the most successful businessmen are spergs
tough break on you being ugly though

This is by far the worst movie I've ever seen

Never EVER let a woman pick the film

How much are Freddos these days

Eddie Redmayne's face weirds me out

Rate yourself /10

£1.37

Anyone got any good Jonathan Bowden stuff to watch/listen to?

>implying we arent all watching the football

Traditional English values

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Ken-Yeah

In west Liverpool born and raised
On the doorsteps was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all handing some leaflets outside of the school
When a couple of spies who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and then griffin got scared
She said, "You're movin' to the election in Ken-Yeah."

I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
He gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking special brew out of a paper cup
Is this what the people of Ken-Yeah living like?
Hmm, this not might be alright.

But wait I hear they're pissy,chavy all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Ken-Yeah

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a daftie standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "daft" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Ken-Yeah."


I pulled up to the election about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Ken-Yeah

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You're the retard that seems to think le based British army only hires and uses ethnics as shit job pioneers which is just nonsense. The army has been progressive as fuck for over a decade

Who /Devon/ here?

>How to get away with noncing - Jonathen Bownden

Kill yourselves.

Help a new banner holder for our Kause out would you kindly folks?

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>shilling you generic edgey repeated Sup Forums talking points podcast #550

Did you help fill their obesity quota then?

Okehampton reporting in

Limit your added sugars lad. Hope you're not imbibing immoral fizzy drinks

this. without some tits talking nobody cares

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Delete this

You first, I insist

I think WNs started a thread

desu

rip mark e smith ffs

>"Well that song was written about a year ago, about what was happening then and what has resulted in the kind of music programmes you get on TV now...the sort of coziness of vanity, not vanity in a good way, not even vanity where you know what you're saying. "The Classical" was just like--you throw it around you know, the only thing is where is the classical. What I was really saying in that song was that things that have any real value about them will last through any time scale. But it sounds cheap to say it like that. There was stuff like 'obligatory niggers' and that, which has like come true, and every programme you see about young people has now got a black boy in it, I have to make a joke about that, I can't help it."

sad day for music indeed

Another thread I've conquered.

baka

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i like devon everywhere except for torquay and plymouth

woah

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I've become so powerful recently. I have hundreds of images and WEBM's to post, effectively making me never run out of ammo.

It's as if I'm Caesar in Gaul, and Brit/pol/ is the powerless senate back in Rome!

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Anonymongs think Devon is in Scotland

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If you're pakiposter, fuck off.
If you're pube, fuck right off.

Tl;dr fuck off

butthurt nasa shill

Lucky guy. It's lovely out there. I'm on the other side of Dartmoor to you.

"The highest retail sales are in Glasgow and the surrounding areas, particularly East Kilbride, Hamilton, Blantyre, South Lanarkshire, Cambuslang, and Coatbridge."

Scotch as haggis stirring, hotwheels.

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