>C4 to broadcast claim ex-ministers offered Brexit help to Chinese >Dispatches episode on Tories Andrew Lansley, Peter Lilley and Andrew Mitchell initially pulled
Gabriel Harris
I was going to start tracking macronutrients but it's too much fucking hassle, I'll happily track protein and calories though.
Is pasta a processed carb?
Carter Ramirez
Stop bullying Eddie. I know he can be an annoying cunt but he's alright.
Adam King
This is now an admiral Horatio Nelson edition
Mason Cox
Imagine if they did this shit on combat deployment? The yanks would friendly fire them even faster than before
Brayden Nguyen
Is QT in Scotland tomorrow?
Jayden Bennett
How the fuck is it difficult to lose weight? Just eat three meals a day and cut out carbs.
William Anderson
Not quite live from literally whoville
Cooper Rogers
How big should the meals be? What are carbs in?
Nolan Garcia
do it faggot
Jack Smith
Mark E. Smith of The Fall has died.
Hunter Diaz
The armys been full of people from all over the world for 200 years, its rare they ever get to fight but who do you thinks been cleaning the pots and sweeping shit up until now?
Jack Campbell
heading to the paki shop lads want me to bring anything back?
Nolan Cook
what a fat cunt, i think im on about 2,000 a day and its not even hard, usually eat 1 meal and if im working ill go out for lunch
Asher Rivera
The shopkeepers head
Justin Baker
How big are your meals and what are you eating? You could still eat the same things but as a smaller portion.
Andrew Allen
Get us a snickers bar please
Charles Baker
>LARPing Scuse me Staff, I no weer in da muddle of exercise n all but dya mind if I jus tak me boots off n av a little wash in dis streem
Scotland audience either turn out incredibly cucked or incredibly based, weird
Aaron Miller
Lads just did a piss into a washing-up bottle then used it to fill my arse up with piss so I could piss out my bum sitting down like all the other girls do
Anthony Lewis
not sure what im supposed to be seeing here, she still looks the same as she did when she was 17, having a kid with her white boyfriend
Isaac Parker
Start making white supremecist grime
Dominic Johnson
>hes never been on an army base user did you think the army has been recruiting from the hitler youth
David Morris
Girls don't piss out their bum.
Anthony Murphy
the only forginers on army bases are micks who get their head patted by eddie-kun
>hes never been on an army base Hes famous for doing runners from them, lad. Old awol eddie...
Cameron Clark
fucking tons desu
Anthony Reed
Are you retarded? You saying they do all the sweeping and pot bashing is LARPing you fucking mong.
Austin Lee
im not talking about just foreigners (there were plenty, they take applicants form all commonwealth countries), im talking about the medley of home grown shitskins, ive had the misfortune of working for a company that used to supply a few bases in the county and everyone was being worked by non whites. gurkhas and ghanaians made up the bulk of the foreigners, mostly on guard and in the kitchen respectively
Ethan Sanders
those must been those based wiltshire ghanaians we all hear about
Dylan Fisher
>Girls don't piss out their bum. they do i've watched them
Samuel Bailey
We are all watching this right?
Hunter Jenkins
What the fuck are you even talking about?
Charles Hernandez
Where’s did you get that hat. I really want to buy one
Parker Wright
Just had a well nice curry You know the English invented it, not the poos
Aaron Ortiz
im just mocking your ignorance
Noah Jackson
Are there any other graduates who find it near impossible to pass interviews because they are ugly autists?
Fuck this shtty world. Even if I fluked an interview I'd still never be promoted because I'm not a normie
William Ross
Just made an egg and lentil one. brraaaappp
Parker Powell
>I'd still never be promoted because I'm not a normie implying you need to be a normie to be assertive and conscientious some of the most successful businessmen are spergs tough break on you being ugly though
David Rodriguez
This is by far the worst movie I've ever seen
Never EVER let a woman pick the film
Parker Long
How much are Freddos these days
Eli Lopez
Eddie Redmayne's face weirds me out
Carson Allen
Rate yourself /10
Matthew Long
£1.37
Brayden Peterson
Anyone got any good Jonathan Bowden stuff to watch/listen to?
Robert Foster
>implying we arent all watching the football
Asher Lopez
Traditional English values
Michael Torres
Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Ken-Yeah
In west Liverpool born and raised On the doorsteps was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all handing some leaflets outside of the school When a couple of spies who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and then griffin got scared She said, "You're movin' to the election in Ken-Yeah."
I begged and pleaded with him day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way He gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
First class, yo, this is bad Drinking special brew out of a paper cup Is this what the people of Ken-Yeah living like? Hmm, this not might be alright.
But wait I hear they're pissy,chavy all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Ken-Yeah
Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a daftie standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "daft" and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it." – "Yo, home to Ken-Yeah."
I pulled up to the election about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Ken-Yeah
You're the retard that seems to think le based British army only hires and uses ethnics as shit job pioneers which is just nonsense. The army has been progressive as fuck for over a decade
Samuel Anderson
Who /Devon/ here?
Hudson Foster
>How to get away with noncing - Jonathen Bownden
Christian Watson
Kill yourselves.
Austin Howard
Help a new banner holder for our Kause out would you kindly folks?
Limit your added sugars lad. Hope you're not imbibing immoral fizzy drinks
Ethan Powell
this. without some tits talking nobody cares
Juan Mitchell
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Michael Rogers
Delete this
Caleb Williams
You first, I insist
Angel Parker
I think WNs started a thread
Christopher Kelly
desu
Robert Sanders
rip mark e smith ffs
>"Well that song was written about a year ago, about what was happening then and what has resulted in the kind of music programmes you get on TV now...the sort of coziness of vanity, not vanity in a good way, not even vanity where you know what you're saying. "The Classical" was just like--you throw it around you know, the only thing is where is the classical. What I was really saying in that song was that things that have any real value about them will last through any time scale. But it sounds cheap to say it like that. There was stuff like 'obligatory niggers' and that, which has like come true, and every programme you see about young people has now got a black boy in it, I have to make a joke about that, I can't help it."
sad day for music indeed
Asher Reyes
Another thread I've conquered.
Landon Lewis
baka
Christopher Cox
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Nathan Richardson
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Jackson Hill
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Carson Cook
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Michael Bailey
i like devon everywhere except for torquay and plymouth
Landon Peterson
woah
William Nelson
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Joshua Evans
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Levi Cook
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William Walker
I've become so powerful recently. I have hundreds of images and WEBM's to post, effectively making me never run out of ammo.
It's as if I'm Caesar in Gaul, and Brit/pol/ is the powerless senate back in Rome!
Adam Hernandez
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Jace James
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Brody Butler
Anonymongs think Devon is in Scotland
Jose Garcia
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Nolan Torres
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Joshua Sanders
If you're pakiposter, fuck off. If you're pube, fuck right off.
Tl;dr fuck off
Jose Ward
butthurt nasa shill
Lincoln Sanchez
Lucky guy. It's lovely out there. I'm on the other side of Dartmoor to you.
Oliver Peterson
"The highest retail sales are in Glasgow and the surrounding areas, particularly East Kilbride, Hamilton, Blantyre, South Lanarkshire, Cambuslang, and Coatbridge."