Choose

Choose.

KyoAni

I don't want to be a slenderkin

[x] Ban OP

I press both buttons simultaneously.

KyoAni. My neck and back are stiff as is.

>not wanting to be wide

>faggots unironically picking SHAFUTO
Go back to r/anime, please. You're bringing down the overall board's IQ with your faggotry.

That's old shaft. The current shaft just isn't as good as it used to be.

f-ck off OP

Just to spite you, I choose the third button of being animated by DEEN.

Name EVEN ONE slice of life better than Hidamari Sketch. Protip: You can't.

On top of that. Being written by Type Moon/Nasu. Beat that kind of curse, faget.

How would you tell, though?
I mean, if you're wide and everyone around you is wide, that looks normal to you, right?

Literally K-On you colossal faggot

I want to be a super cute SHAFT girl.

K-ON is only like 56% as comfy as Hidamari Sketch.

...

It really isn't

What

Makes

You

Say

That

?

>comfy
Go back to Sup Forums, where you can freely use your pathetic buzzwords.

What the fuck?

>buzzword
Nice buzzword, veddit.

Aria > K-on > Non Non Biyori > Hidamari Sketch

I might be bias towards Non Non Biyori because I grew up rurally.

p.s. all are god tier

>p.s. all are god tier
this
if the girls of all of these got together they'd be friends and drink tea and eat sweets

and that's what we should do as well

>You're bringing down the overall board's IQ with your faggotry.
KyoAni fags, everyone.

>pick kyoani
>become someone ugly like Yuuko
>pick shaft
>you become a despair girl from zetsubou sensei
I don't even want to flip a coin.

Yuuko is a good girl

Both sound pretty good desu wa

Aria, Tamayura, Azumanga

If you don't count the first season of HS, the rest of it is on par with stuff like NNB, GochiUsa, and so on.

Her life isn't.

But either way I'd get to be a cute girl forever, right? Either way I get to do lewd things with my classmates and oniisan, right?
I choose whichever button is closer.

...

But what if both buttons are perfectly equidistant?

How can they be equidistant if the SHAFT button is wider?

Well I already tilt my head all the time so I'm already a shaft character.

>people pick kyoani
>their feet can't reach the gas
>their hands are too small to grab the wheel
>can't cook cause they're head is below the counter
>they constantly get shit in their 1 foot diameter eyeballs
their hair weighs 10 pounds and is thicker than their arms
>lesser neck flexibilty
function over form

kyoani

if i choose shaft i'm more likely to have yuri end tho

If you become a Kyoani girl you're literally gay since you're going to take the D.
To not talk about the shitty middleschool tier drama you'll need to go through everyday.

As a Shaft girl you'll look pretty derpy but at least you can be a raging lesbian and live a cozy life in the Hidamari apartment.

>keions
>not gay
What did he mean by this?

>If you become a Kyoani girl you're literally gay since you're going to take the D
Kyoani has the best lesbians.

...

>be girl
>take D
>gay

I pick shaft just so I can have a nice house with a fuckhuge bathroom like this.

KyoAni since I want to have child-bearing hips.

[x] Gainax
I have made a terrible mistake

Anything but LARGE EMPTY ROOMS, please.

I becom meguca