>14 = rugby balls, with 30 guys chasing them.
>18 = footballs, with 22 guys after them.
>24 = hockey pucks, with 8 guys looking to hit on them.
>35 = ping pong balls, with 2 guys batting them towards each other.
>48 = golf balls, with 1 guy slowly strolling after them.
>60 = dodge balls, with everyone trying to get out of their way.
>88 = bowling balls, everyone is quietly trying to roll them down the alley.”
you can't refute this
I feel retarded for understanding some of this
yep that's politics
such an odd analogy
aren't women more like nets seeing as how men are trying to score?
is that why in all sports a bunch of men throw balls into trash cans? the other men seem to be saying "i dont even want balls in my garbage"
Good analogy
This is what autism looks like.
legbeard detected
What about baseballs with one guy knocking one around to 9 other guys?
youre hitting it away to them with penis though. tennis is even funnier in this analogy. there arent many non team sports and OP covered bowling. which can also be played in teams
I was thinking it's more like a pimp passing a ho around.
Women are like apples. The best ones are at the top, something you have to try for, to put effort in getting. But the apples at the bottom of the tree are easy to pick up, but they're not very good - they're dirty. Money can buy a ladder, so the more money you have, the easier it is to reach the higher apples.
yeah. youre doing them a favor i guess. if you put the ball inside your own trash can then the scoring system defiles and penalises you. the one sport i can think of is driving. but women still suck at it even if it's a metaphor for a car being a chaste woman. but no machines are chaste. so there's also that
i dont like apple metaphors. it's a very good way to deflect from the real blame Eve received
Fine. replace it with plums then. Still applies.
this is so stupid its cringeworthy
you'd have to have an IQ of 100 or less to think that's a clever metaphor
>being this schizo
Hockey has 10 players
thanks for being normal and for trying. but it still bugs me because part of the apples argument is that it could have been a fig but still means "learning things". that is retarded. eve whored it up with satan but he also raped her so y'know. them's the gibs. i sin too, of course, for the record
yeah seriously. I agree that some women-related threads are political, but we should jsut group them up into a women's general and clean up all these shit tier threads.
>religion is a mental illness
ask me if i care or if that is creative. im talking so much because OP was creative and this is an eccentric subject. eccentricity is usually useful to work through. if imma talk it should be on larger or deeper things. not retardation which this appears on first glance. and i appear as being to you. i do bible stuff. you do women and balls stuff
Literal boomer post
yeah. boomers hate women. their parents did. you try to have us not to. but boomers dont talk like OP did
tldr no one cares faggot
>in a trash can
>1 ball getting passed around 10 blacks
This is literally one of the funniest and true things I've seen in a while.
But the fact a lot of people here don't think it's funny or don't understand it or whatever, really shows how ducking autistic you people really are.
you take turns penetrating or blowing her away and then running back to your house
>comes in to have his PMS
>leaves after two posts and says my post of maybe five words was too long and complicated
>is admitting it is a retarded female
noice
i just like to trigger fag flags and waste their time
>mission accomplished
or is it the bible stuff. fucking everybody loves to attack rainbow posts. rainbows also being in genesis. you could come back to me and call me a whore too. but. men can be whores. i'd just be a whore in your view though. because you grab the females. but i am made one by grabbing males. mmmmmkaaaaay. the thing is. is that i would defend and make sure my mate werent a whore and wouldnt need sex if any of them were. but you poke me with sticks. and are the man whore version of being a whore. so i dont give a damn. poke the shit outta me
Women, women can't you see
Meat flaps simply repulse me
Take a look at your vagoo
hate your curtains like we do
Long and low your crotch does droop
Brown scar tissue like a poop
Wrinkles mimic a pork rind
A scrotum better suits your kind
Roastie scum should know their place
I'll say it to your fucking face
Bitch you just a pair of teats
Attached to rancid deli meats
Well, what are you waiting for
Kill yourself you used up whore
You say you're pure but you lie
As you strech guy after guy
Batflaps will not make you fly
Except away from every guy
you could like or call your own
Your beef will never meet their bone
Bacon wings are unappealing
Like dead flesh that isn't healing
I've said it once and I'll repeat:
Your cunt is used up butcher meat
Leave us roastie, fuck off outie
you can not be close to me
cause you will never know the end
of that feel when no girl [spoiler]flaps [/spoiler]
if you can't handle a women then you have no business raising a family.
>waste their time
>>mission accomplished
all that text lmao tldr once again
takes time to jab at anybody. keep goin
Women are like house cats.
They rub against your leg when you ignore them. They hide under the bed when you pet them too much.
Did you not get the basketball reference?
>Women are like Zimbabwean Dollars - nearly worthless.
>women are like a beer, they are better cold and on top of a table
>doesn't like women, but does like balls.
Hate to break it to you Bolivia, but you're gay.
The good news is your flag is already half-way there.
I like my women like I like my whiskey
>only oldfags can finish this joke
2pbp
take ur pills
cheap and leaves you with a burning sensation after?