/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SNAKE EATER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump speaks to US Mayors 1/24/18
youtu.be/aSWbndbyYeo
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis watches Snake Blood Drinkers in Indo 1/24/18
youtu.be/yx_4UZsdXf8
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Indo Pres Jokowi 1/24/18
youtu.be/p1QFtwokl_Q
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in Indonesia 1/24/18
youtu.be/ZK2qBdRXvN8
>HSDSec Nielsen, TranspSec Chao in Davos 1/24/18
youtu.be/T8cBr45krls
>DoE Video: AMO year in review 1/24/18
youtu.be/nng5zfbOqMc
>WH Videos: VP in the ME 1/24/18
youtu.be/coHrIBW-6_k (Egypt)
youtu.be/SwTH-S3cJYY (Jordan)
youtu.be/51LjkWWsVT8 (w/troops)
youtu.be/VY-zMGc1yBc (is-ra-hell)
youtu.be/qdmbsl8Avwc (the wall)
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/24/18
youtu.be/a8BOW-pqotg
>Year One: Thank You Mr President 1/23/18
youtu.be/RusEzYAFf94
>Pres Trump signs Sect201 Actions on Trade Tariffs 1/23/18
youtu.be/Zvv9unQ87eY
>SoS T-Rex on Chem Weapons 1/23/18
youtu.be/tUASCz2rGCk
>SoS T-Rex in Paris 1/23/18
youtu.be/h7vNporNKiM
youtu.be/WSAQbw0t6e0
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on ChemWeapons 1/23/18
youtu.be/z4jaXZKWB2M
>CIA Dir Pompeo @American Ent Inst 1/23/18
youtu.be/_3VgDFyGpvI
>DeptVA Video: Battle of the Bulge 1/23/18
youtu.be/dYcqfWCZnNE
>HHS Act Sec Hargan visits CDC 1/23/18
youtu.be/DqLXy9HOgxU
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Gen McMaster, NEC Dir Cohn) 1/23/18
youtu.be/h0qBJIQ0ijI

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youtube.com/watch?v=Zy1CfHlPVm8
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justice.gov/opa/pr/fbi-releases-preliminary-2017-data-crime-united-states
justice.gov/opa/pr/2-men-charged-conspiring-illegally-obtain-technology-and-computer-chips-were-sent-china-0
justice.gov/opa/pr/former-department-veterans-affairs-employee-pleads-guilty-wire-fraud-and-bribery
justice.gov/opa/pr/ohio-man-sentenced-providing-material-support-terrorists-making-false-statements-authorities
justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-demands-documents-and-threatens-subpoena-23-jurisdictions-part-8-usc-1373
justice.gov/opa/pr/chinese-company-sinovel-wind-group-convicted-theft-trade-secrets
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MAGA

what is she thinking?

did this guy say he was illegal? i thought he was an immigrant or his parents where immigrants and he was born here

MAGA

Can liberals ever argument without preaching?

tucker went postal as soon as the dude admitted to being a former illegal

AWOO

this guy

>LISTEN TO ME YOU SPIC I HAVE ICE ON THE LINE AND THEY ARE HEADED YOUR WAY
TUCKER YES

He said he was illegal. Contact ICE.

...

Tucker's patience with this bullshit gets shorter every day.

>that spic getting cut off

...

Don't you.... [inhales]....forget about...me

>former
No such thing. He is an illegal.

>former
He said he was undocumented, he DIDN'T say he got citizenship

Why would any Liberal want to ever go on his show it get tucked

Why do they have to explain anything at all to non-citizens?

?????

MUH FEELINGS

>I bet I could get him to let me peg him

WE HAVE THE BEST BOTES

...

Did I miss JP on tucker? What is going on?

Why won't you stand up for your country Chuck? Stop sitting there complacent and step up for the citizens of this nation

OH MY GOD WHY IS HE ON TV
tucker had to call ICE real quick so he had to cut him off

Diversify your assets.
Buy battleships.

>The lowest energy Awoo in stock

>I wonder what liberal position I can get Daddy to agree to this time

Muller:Mr president,do you at this point in time believe traps to be gay


Trump:*leans into mic* Yes


Muller:I WILL REMIND YOU MR PRESIDENT THAT YOU ARE UNDER OATH!

>Republicans don't want to deport the Democrats biggest future voting bloc
I thought Trump was going to teach the R's how to win?

it was a bit quick i didnt catch it all but i assumed he wasnt undocumented because he is a state official

>Sorry, we really have to explain. We haven't decided on dropping you guys out of helicopters into Mexico or shooting you guys out of cannons.

self loathing liberals want to be humiliated

if he wanted more time he should haven't wasted any

>Trump still hasn't terminated NAFTA and it looks as though Trudeau will talk Trump down

We're finally winning, Leafs.

Schumer is actively colluding with the mexicans to manipulate elections.

Trump calls for wall

>ywn own a functioning WWII battleship

yes, Tucker confronted him about his cross dressing. Was awkward.

It's a great investment!

In CALIFORNIA; you could be a non-voting felon who overstayed refugee status and is here illegally and still get elected in that shithole

OUT OUT OUT

I feel dirty for knowing thats Jim Jordan. Fucker never wears a suit coat.

Missed him?

user, JP Morgan died a hundred years ago

what the fuck was this about?

>not buy a battle ship make of gold

.

He's a county official. In Commiefornia. They don't check.

>tfw ill never be inside a ww2 battleship

I want to play his Nintendo Switch

ATTENTION Trump OP! May want to consider these, too:
>Secretary Wilbur Ross in Davos on CNBC
youtube.com/watch?v=Zy1CfHlPVm8

>Nikki Haley to UN on South Sudan. Jan 24, 2018.
youtube.com/watch?v=F7CabGe162g (No Dept. of State official version, yet)

>HSDSec Nielsen, TranspSec Chao in Davos 1/24/18
>Missing the opportunity to use "Starburst McCarthy" in that label

>today
>go to an art festival thing by myself >a ton of degenerate stoners are there
>people wear decently "nice" clothes, girls wear nice jeans and a nice T-shirt
>all the guys with girlfriends gf's are all looking good, makeup, hair done etc
>I dress in nice jeans and a cool graphic Tee
>spent like 15 mins or so getting ready
>leave after a while
>go home, text my gf we should go back to the art thing together after she's done working
>say I'm really hungry so we should get some dinner first
>she comes back from work
>takes shoes off
>walks in
>she puts on like a dude size t shirt that's like a size too big
>still wearing work pants,
>hasn't showered in at least 2 days
>no makeup
>im playing a game on my pc
>me: "so uhh, you gonna be ready to go soon"
>her: "yeah"
>I keep playing the game on my pc
>hour passes
>she's still laying there playing on her phone
>haven't said anything else to her since she walked in the door
>2 hours pass
>still laying there
>still haven't talked to her since I asked if she is ready to go
>3 hours pass, by now the festival is over
>all the places to eat are closed except McDonald's
>me "well do you want to go get some food?"
>she makes a smart ass noise, doesn't say anything tho
>she takes a shower and lays down to go to sleep
>now its 5 hours later, I'm still hungry and haven't talked to her
>we've been in the same room pretty much this whole time

Seriously I've told her like 4 times over the past year she should wear makeup, she would be really pretty if she actually took the time to look good but I don't want to go in front of a bunch of people (some of which I know and would like for them to see I'm dating somebody good looking) and have her looking like a fucking gomer. She's like the Jeb Bush of trying to look hot, it shouldn't be that hard.

I'm not a total Chad or anything but at least I try, and I take a shower everyday, why the fuck wouldn't you? She's not mean or anything just stupid I guess? I don't fucking know

Justice News
>FBI Releases Preliminary 2017 Data on Crime in the United States
justice.gov/opa/pr/fbi-releases-preliminary-2017-data-crime-united-states
>2 Men Charged With Conspiring to Illegally Obtain Technology and Computer Chips That Were Sent to China
justice.gov/opa/pr/2-men-charged-conspiring-illegally-obtain-technology-and-computer-chips-were-sent-china-0
>Former Department of Veterans Affairs Employee Pleads Guilty to Wire Fraud and Bribery
justice.gov/opa/pr/former-department-veterans-affairs-employee-pleads-guilty-wire-fraud-and-bribery
>Ohio Man (sandnigger) Sentenced for Providing Material Support to Terrorists, Making False Statements to Authorities
justice.gov/opa/pr/ohio-man-sentenced-providing-material-support-terrorists-making-false-statements-authorities
>Justice Department Demands Documents and Threatens to Subpoena 23 Jurisdictions As Part of 8 U.S.C. 1373 Compliance Review
justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-demands-documents-and-threatens-subpoena-23-jurisdictions-part-8-usc-1373
>Chinese Company Sinovel Wind Group Convicted of Theft of Trade Secrets
justice.gov/opa/pr/chinese-company-sinovel-wind-group-convicted-theft-trade-secrets

software sales

>implying people having vices is a bad thing
I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. Give me this at least

Somebody should tell this guy Iowa is still around flexing her muscles and a few other assets

put on a jacket JIM!

>oh no, we tried so hard, that sucks

Am I white, Sup Forums?

~awoo 2 u 2

Trump don't have to explain Jack Doodly SQUAT - this is the DEMS problem

>Why is he so gay?

>we wont let them sleep
>if they wont let us dream

weak

MAGA

They can die where they stand, does that work for them?

Chuck Schumer digging himself a hole. Just another victim soon, another skeezy politician dying by the Trumpian sword.
>This timeline is so beautiful, user. So fucking beautiful...

>Coca-Cola once had a larger navy than most of the world including WWII warships
We're going in the wrong direction

kek @ gramps stream

>Trump thinks traps are gay
he just hasn't been around the right traps

Oklahoma??? And no. Your a mestizo

>tfw ill never be inside a ww2 battleship
sorry user
I've been thru a WWI/WWII battleship many times
battleship Texas

>DEPORT EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM BY THE TIME LAURA IS ON
Holy shit Tucker

C O L O N I Z E D

whiter than me

>one-drop rule
it's OK, you can go wild in these trashed islands of mine :-\

That's Hank Azaria, you face-blind autist

>deport all of them

TUCKER YES!

That was Pepsi

>DEPORT THEM ALL BY 10PM TONIGHT

BUY GOLD

>just stop it now

I'm 1/16th German. Does that count as white?

I'll take it.

Should army and marines be exposed to gore before joining? Since most of them come back as bitch pussy

>why aren't we deporting every dreamer by 10 o'clock tonight
TUCKER NOT YET!

how many cocks has this guy sucked?

>deport all of them by 10:00 tonight

FRESH OUTTA FUCKS

THE WORLD WOULD LISTEN

DEPORT EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM BY 10 O'CLOCK TONIGHT

#KeepDreaming

>Mighty Mo
>muh nip surrender tears polished the deck

>white
no
>whiter than you, mohammed
yes

The USS Yorktown is a pretty cool site too. The Destroyer docked next to it is pretty neat. Plus, it's Charleston, which is an excellent town.

>people are still using my OC from April
Feels good man.

>He actually said that
Madman

user...

No PA user.

And it's goodnight from him!
>Goodnight!

Battleship Texas is the bes...I love that ship.

it's haunted tho...