She's passed out, now's your chance user!

She's passed out, now's your chance user!

better cover her with something- it seems like shes cold

might as well tidy the floor while im at it

This is going to be the best omelette she's ever eaten.

Just give her a bowl of eggs.

That's too simple

You pathetic virgins dont actually touch passed out females right? Why cant you have sex?

I'm going to delete all her save data on that PSP

I would sniff her crotch :)

kek'd at you good sir

>PSP

[x] Take wallet

Finally, she was hogging the PS4 AND the Vita.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL #BTFO

Sorry but I'm not doing anything to some cowtits, nice try though.

all the eggs

Put my benis in her bagina.

Finally I can take a nap and not entertain someone.

Chance!
*steals Pockys*

>_

>tfw molesting sleeping girls is your fetish
I-it's okay if they say yes before they're asleep, r-right?

It's not a crime if they don't catch you.

E G G S
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As long as you give her eggs, all is forgiven.

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Why are you doing this?

time to overwrite her PSP savegames

muahahaha

>ps3
>vita
>that shitty tv controller
Terrible taste.
Turning 360° and walking away is the only acceptable option.
Not even mentioning all that junk food and how stinky she probably is, despite being 2d.

Dibs on the PS3 controller haha

Aww yiss, she didn't finish her pocky and chips.

Guess they're mine now.

>Not even mentioning all that junk food and how stinky she probably is

>vita
>ps4
Can I start by cutting off her limbs so she bleeds out?

Be her alarm clock and dive right in between those legs.

I'll cover her with a blanket, bitches love being covered with blankets.

You gotta eat all of them.

Excuse me but what you are referring to as a PS4 is in fact a PS3

Ehehee

>turn 360 degrees
>walk away
>just kidding faggots
>I'm still facing her
>unzip dick
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WANTS TO BE RAPED AGAIN.jpg

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I just realized that I'm so used to needing to eat pussy and finger to get a girl ready so I can get my dick in that I'm not sure if I would consider it sex or be able to get into it without tasting her pussy.

I have to fix this.

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>3DPD
>blogging

What has this place become? Fuck off normalfag.

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Corpses, corpses everywhere.