One of my professors is an israeli jew

How should i fuck with him

Buy him expensive liquor and tell him it's from a Nazi

Subtle references to Jewish lies. Anything regarding Israel's treatment of Palestinians always triggers Israeli kikes.

ask why jews are always kicked out of every country they've been in

Tell him that enough of the population rely on welfare already.

Just randomly bring up how you think its funny that jews always end up in position of power because other jews put them there.

He will question if he indeed got into his current position because of his jewish background

All him if his diaspora is intentionally trying to get the ethnic Europeans of the world to declare total war on the Jews

go on ebay, buy some Nazi era german coins with the swaztikas on them (they're not expensive) leave one or two on the floor where he will stop to pick it up (they cant resist)
do this several times until he gets triggered. never admit to it was you.

Open borders for Israel goy

gas him

Get an A in his class.

Sacrifice a classmate to Moloch

Ask him what he thinks about Male Circumcision

Go overboard to please him based on his Judaism

Give him your tax dollars.

Leave a coin on his table/lectern thing/whatever every time you have his class.

Leave a pile of ahes on his desk.

glue a nickel to the floor

When you sneeze try to say "shoah" as a part of it.

>fuck with
Not ace the class

Give him the urn with 6 millions ashes.

Dress like this for school

this, glue money and wait for shekel grab

do your homework and quit being such a fucking faggot

identify as a Jew. but wear a cross
lulz to be had

Ask why he supports a Jewish ethnostate and violence against indigenous PoC