Confess

Confess

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I sharted in Walmart once. Liquid.

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I did not go to mass last week. I need to go to confession.

I farked your mudder.

I pretend to be an old fag when I am really not. I came here post election, but I respect 4chans culture and history. I know other post election fags dont so it makes me ashamed.

I ain't clicking that shit

I think incest porn is kinda hot

I actually like Trump and think he will do a good job
Also I'm a Russian bot

I'll Confess I'm living with a Half Libtard family who's reality is distorted!

I shit my self on a long haul bus ride and no-one could place who it is. People were giving each other weird looks and looking around but I just pretended to be a disgusted normie as well.

GET OUT

It's just imgur.

all abrahamists are retarded. it's true

I spent the last half hour farting into my chair, thinking I probably won't ever get around to cleaning it before I have to let somebody in my house again.

Fuck your datamining threads and fuck off with your catholic shit.

Hello, Father.

I had a girlfriend who wanted to marry me. I wanted to marry her.

At one point I was so stressed out in my life that I faked my death and ran away.

Regretting my decision, I can't go back. She's moved on, and lives a better life. I have to now go through life knowing I'll never meet someone so great again. She was perfect in every way.

When driving home in 2010 someone riding a bike on the shoulder all of a sudden fell off and I ran them over. I panicked and sped away. They later died.

>faked my death

That's a movie faggot

Go back as your long lost twin.
Or say you got into some trouble and had to leave to protect her. Build your life on lies, and live in bliss.

What's it called? Pepe's big adventure?

I adore girls with short hair but many of them cut their hair short mostly because they're libtard feminists cunts to stick it to the patriarchy.

I view women with nose piercings as lower forms of life that are more like property that needs to be beaten into submission rather than a fully developed person.

Rage and hatred aren't the only things I have but they're the only things that make me feel anymore.

Holy shit, you missed 2015-2016? You missed the fucking crescendo golden age of Sup Forums.

Have you considered other alternatives such as reddit?

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I like Erykah Badu's singing

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And thats the other thing. At the time I was watching E-Celeb YouTubers like Armored Skeptic, Sargon, and Kraut and Tea. I wasted so much time doing so when I should have been here.

I want to pay an escort money to do an anal rape fantasy with me.

I loved the zone parody of the modifyers

I go on and on about the ethnostate, 14/88 and the daily hate of niggers, jews and jungle bunnies...

But I've never shot muh load into the ladies I've had the pleasure of pleasuring for fear of knocking them up. I'm 28 now, and looking back I should have knocked up at least six of them.

Nope, never liked it. The whole layout was hard to look at and navigating the site was a chore. Also hated the idea of creating an account. Friends had been hard core Sup Forums tards for years and decided to give it a try. Immediately discovered Sup Forums and felt at home with people who actually shared my beliefs.

I fapped into a hot apple pie once.

Faked your death???

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Im big on traditional values and want to wait until marriage, but part of me just wants to buy a sex robot when they come out and fuck right off.

im a hardcore socialist and i love the South and would defend it if i had the opportunity