I LOVE AUSTRALIA

HOWDY FRIENDS!
How are you doing? Waking up to go to work?
Enjoy your day my friends!

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It's after noon mate, good try though.

Remember to drink extra beer tomorrow to celebrate Australia Day!

>tfw its 6 am here and forgot about timezones

you mean invasion day

if it was a invasion that means that according to the UN you coons are a defeated people and have no right to land claims.

if it was just australia day and there was no invasion and white man settled then you can have land rights.

>pick one fgt.

>AUSTRALIA
I was visiting family abroad and one of the shows on TV was this show where aussie police were on the water want to say river rats or something, I think it was an Australian show but I liked it. All i've got to add, also cricket is fun.

>goo gaga wittle baby has dirty diaper waaah waaaaahh
youre pathetic

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You mean middle class white guilt talking point day.
Your bait is bad and you should feel bad.

>you mean invasion day
Thanks for the correction, user.

>Australia’s population is made up of a large number of recent immigrants.
>As of 2017, only 51 percent of Australians were born to two Australian-born parents.

Some cunt defaced the Captain Cook statue in Pozzborne.
Captain Cook is the closest thing o a genuine nation hero Australia has; an incredible world-renounced explorer gets his statue defaced by a hipster who hasn't accomplished anything with his life except serving coffee.

>tfw tafe starts back next week
>tfw have to resubmit my diversity assignment

Fuck off Kangaroo Niggers.
Go fuck up someone else's state before you drag your gay again into ours

ayy whit fella u got any of my land back ?
>no

Pauline Hanson suggested deporting the families of African gangs that Melbourne seems to be plagued with, it seems to be getting a super positive response too.

>Pauline Hanson suggested deporting the families of African gangs that Melbourne seems to be plagued with, it seems to be getting a super positive response too.
Honestly, the best option would be for Queensland to secede and then we'll never have to listen to this retarded ginger hag ever again.

There are over 50,000 Africans in Melbourne now
So they will be 200,000 to 300,000 in 20 years with immigration and births.

POZZBOURNE WINS AGAIN.

Good plan. QLD can become 3 states and never deal with you leftists faggots from down south ever again.

>Australian are allowed to work.

You're funny. we've been (((priced out))) of our own labour market for decades now

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yes then we can call the other half of australia "Forsaken" and Queensland can start accepting white humanitarian applicants from the forsaken zones.

That has a nice ring to it.

>Good plan. QLD can become 3 states and never deal with you leftists faggots from down south ever again.
Excellent!! You can keep your fruit flies and slowly get eaten up by crocodiles. Also, good luck with an economy that has low levels of expertise in finance, banking, education, or culture industries. Maybe Brisbane can be turned fully into a casino. Please make this separation as rapidly as possible.

Ps -- this man is now your president.

I prefer Conquerors day personally.

Lel where you from hippy

QLD has resources you hipster faggot.
Gold,coal, uranium, the GBR and Tourism.
What dose Victoria have going for it besides Pozzbournes ever-expanding urban sprawl. The city must cover 1/10th of the entire state now.

Australia is already dead. The people here derserve what they are getting. Bunch of ignorant nanny state worshipping cunts deserve to be ruled by chinks. Sad part is the chinks will actually get shit done here, of course they will do a shoddy job of it and use slave labor but all white aussieas have done is sell their own land and kids out.

Got a sister i can marry? Despite the 56% meme USA has the most white people of any country.

I'd love to have you m8 but my sister already married somebody in a few years back.

You should go to ausfalia and shart in their gene pool by fucking cute blonde blue eyed women.

Yes I am waking up to go to work, thank you. Have a nice evening.

>Lel where you from hippy
Southern NSW and then Melbourne.

>What dose Victoria have going for it besides Pozzbournes ever-expanding urban sprawl. The city must cover 1/10th of the entire state now.
Victoria has good agriculture, good tourism, fantastic education (a massive export industry), booking construction, and strong financial services, not to mention being the capital of sport, entertainment, publishing and the arts.

Seriously, it's the place to be (as well as already being the Garden State).

most likely sa regarding the fruit flies statement.

>Bunch of ignorant nanny state worshipping cunts deserve to be ruled by chinks
>all white aussieas have done is sell their own land and kids out.

This x1000000
Every fucking day I pray for the cunts here to get royally fucked.
I mean it and I'm not the only one. More and more Aussie posters want to see the people around them suffer for their faggot nanny state worshiping behaviour.

>all white aussieas have done is sell their own land and kids out.
100% true.

>sharting in australia's gene pool
you are so innocent and pure!

all yours.

The reason half the population has at least one foreign parent is because Australian women are shit.

Any Brisbane cunts keen to go hang shit on the commies tommorrow?

>The place to be
Yeah if you like living in new Beijing.

>Melbourne

Italians are NOT white.

>Sydney

i'm gonna get wasted tomorrow, that settles that

no meds!

>kikes fucked shit and decieved people
QUICK BOIZ WE NEED TO THROW OURSELVES IN THE WOODCHIPPER!

Be Captain Cook
>Join Navy at 17, rise through ranks
>Go on secret mission from your government to discover new continent on other side of planet in uncharted waters
>Almost wreck, repair ship by beaching it at low tide after hitting reef
>Try to find northwest passage
>get worship by Natives as a god
>Eaten by caniblals
>NASA names its fucking spaceships after yours


Be Pozzbourne hipster
>Serve coffee

>tfw italian

It's too late. I will ruin the bloodlines of many cute australian girls.

who is that?

January 26 is Invasion Day
January 27 is Improvement Day

>Be Pozzbourne hipster
>>Serve coffee
You're a bit ignorant, mate. Here are a few things invented in Melbourne:
- the bionic ear
- the full-length feature film (on 1906 on New Kelly)
- the fridge
- the electric drill
- the ute

I don't think Captain Cook can match that, right?
- the powerboard

Its night time and we are full. Fuck off cunt.

>I don't think Captain Cook can match that, right?
>- the powerboard
Switch them. Fucked the formatting

I'm on Smoko, leave me alone

entire city over multiple generations can't match one man, James Cook

Regional Vic is still bretty good. Although streetshitters are starting to group in suburbs in my town so it's probably done for. Thank the federal government for funnelling ''''''''''skilled'''''''''' migrants into the regions with visas that have an even lower bar than the standard 457s.

>entire city over multiple generations can't match one man, James Cook
Seriously? Cook just sailed around, made some maps, killed some people he shouldn't have killed, and then got killed himself for being an asshole.

no anglos

Are...are you shilling for Melbourne?

Have you been to the CBD in the last 15 years? Play spot da whitefella in the sea of black hair?

Yes but did the pozbourne hipsters invent them or the non retarded people living there?

Reminder that every abo death during settlement was in retaliation for them killing settlers
Reminder that the white people were hung even in early days for killing blacks
Reminder that abos stuffed emu feathers in their daughters vaginas and raped their sons
Reminder that abo children were rescued from their abusive parents and we're supposed to feel bad about that
Reminder that abos regularly slaughtered other abo tribes and took their territory but they're apparently not counted as invaders
Reminder that there are already several days and weeks dedicated to abo pride
Reminder that the government has apologised and abos are given free food housing and cars

>Have you been to the CBD in the last 15 years? Play spot da whitefella in the sea of black hair?
Haven't been there for two days now, but I'll be there tonight to celebrate Burns night.
Yeah, there are lots of students from China who live in the CBD. They bring in massive amounts of money for Melbourne. And the food options in the CBD are really fantastic these days.

>Yes but did the pozbourne hipsters invent them or the non retarded people living there?
I think all those things were invented by hipsters with big beards.

Pozzbourne pozzes everything within 100km. That's the 'pozz-zone'.
Small towns outside spread of Melbournes AIDS are based.

Its too bad though, Melbourne is destined to destroy all of Victoria. Nothing can stop it.

Melbourne is a complete shithole now. If you live here and don't agree book a flight to Adelaide, Perth or Brisbane for the weekend.

Under international law we are supposed to process and settle refugees

Ned Kelly is from regional Victoria and fucking loathed Melbourne. He literally fucking tried to create a new country in regional Victoria to be free of it.

Look it up you hipster fag.

>They bring in massive amounts of money for Melbourne
They are making the city worse though. We have to stop being lured by the short-term profits to be made by irreversibly shitting up our culture and demography. Most born-here Australians are not better off because of this stuff.

In fact regional Victoria had another 'based moment' when it told the goverment to go fuck itself during the Eureka Stockade.

>We have to stop being lured by the short-term profits to be made by irreversibly shitting up our culture and demography.

Don't get in between a liberal baby boomer and his chink-moneybags. If you can't pay $700,000 for a place 2h from the city well then Mr Wong will.

This. They are literally "Hey fellow goyims, You should just surrender and give up literally everything without any form of resistance. And you should tell people it's not worth it if they do try"

Honestly, Beveridge is basically in Melbourne now and that's where Kelly is from. I've driven past the house hundreds of times.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beveridge,_Victoria

>They are making the city worse though. We have to stop being lured by the short-term profits to be made by irreversibly shitting up our culture and demography. Most born-here Australians are not better off because of this stuff.
I can remember when the CBD was a dead zone and no one lived there. This was before the rezoning and the change in alcohol licenses. Now it's a really great place to go out and have a good time. The CBD has improved at least a thousand fold on what it used to be. Most of the Chinese kids are going back to China anyway with a lot less of the money that they've spent on being in Australia. It's a massive source of income for us, which is why we do it (or at least people creating education policy and study visa policy).

This was for

im going to have a shit to celebrate australia day

This poster is from 1816. It says thst blacks and whites are equal under the law. It was made because abos kept on murdering farmers. We have spent 200 or so years trying to make peace with them but they just live in this state of victimhood

They aren't going anywhere you silly muppet.
>Hurr durr I want to live in a chink city where I can't breath the air or see more than 100 meters because its so fucking polluted.

If it cost them 7 trillion for the whole bloody continent its still a fucking steal. Anglo boomers are dumb enough to sell.

t. communist green

I think you need to have the cognoscente ability to recognise you're being invaded for it to count.

>Now it's a really great place to go out and have a good time
Why is this so important? Why must the need for instant gratification and endless stimuli that boomers and millennials caught from television and the internet be transposed into the spaces we live and work? Melbourne being a quiet city was not a problem needing a solution. And 'solving' that 'problem' has contributed to fracturing the philia of Australian society.

Bit late man I got done cleaning a coons shit hole today the amount of spiders and fucking dirt and grime on everything made me sick dirty black cunts wish my family killed more of the fucks when they were alive

Cronulla mach 2 is coming.....

Reminder that in 1933 Western Australian voted 68% to secede from the commonwealth. But the rest of the states just ignored it. Now Sydney and Melbourne steal 70% of our wealth to fund terrorists and African gangs

Melbourne's disgusting urban sprawl reaches right through to Seymour now.

It's like a cancer.

>Melbourne being a quiet city was not a problem needing a solution.
Yeah, it was. The CBD used to be literally dead after 5pm. Nothing was open. There was nothing to do. Now the city has come to life, especially the laneways. There are so many great places for going out, socializing, enjoying great food, seeing creative laneway art, and feeling connected to the city. It does wonders for tourists with the Australian Open on now too. It's simply a much better city now because of the rezoning of the CBD.

No it isn't, Melbourne is unbelievably non-white and those that are are just a bunch of limp wristed faggots

die

>creative laneway art
literally children's scribbles on beautiful, old bricks.

Pathetic.

>laneways! Graffiti!

Wow! Like evey fucking citiy has?

You leftard cunts only hate her because she tells the truth.

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They will never admit it. Looking down their noses at other people is too important too them.

They aren't 'allowed' to do it to anyone but working class white Aussies and Pauline represents that so they jump at the chance.

pauline did nothing wrong

REMINDER the cunts wanted their own parliament after they said sorry was the last thing they wanted.
FACT - just like the fags, they will never be satisfied with current gibs and will always want more.

I just wish the leftists would keep their ideas and culture in Pozzbounre instead of poisoning all of Australia.

There is room for 'traditional Australia' and 'cosmopolitan leftist globalist rubbish'. What's unfair is that the bloody left has to wreck the entire country

Smithy is a cheater,
He wears a baggy cap,
and when he saw the bookies cash,
He said im havin' that

Blame the unions

Getting paid more than you're worth is never good, just ask the cunts that used to work for Holden

Mate it's worse than that, the left is constantly eating itself and descending into international Marxism.
I don't think they even believe in countries anymore, or at least not white ones. They just want globalism + socialism everywhere.

> Under international law we are supposed to process and settle refugees
Go fuck yourself.
We don't have to do anything someone from outside tells us we have to do. It's the gutless politicians who won't stand up to the cunts at the UN that are the problem.
We have a PM who won't lower himself to eat a fucking snag at a sausage sizzle. What sort of a cunt is he?

I usually beat the cunts as long as there's no coon cop's or new guys in town we're all good

Maybe if the boomers could resist offshoring production and importing cheap labour to do what jobs remain we wouldn't be in such a fucking state?

lol

> Melbourne is unbelievably non-white and those that are are just a bunch of limp wristed faggots
I meant in NSW. Melbourne is as lost as Europe now.