I HATE AUSTRALIA

Good Evening Upside-down Cunts!
How are you doing?
Getting ready for invasion day tomorrow?
Enjoy your night, ya bastards!

>Australia

You mean the forsaken gook island? They provide good gibs and fuckholes, but little of real practical value.

Explain yourselves

tl;dr: everything here is illegal but the police are massively underfunded. so most (70%+) of the population runs their own black economy, the people I buy fish from have no fishing licence, for example.

>cops underfunded

Tell that to the fucking shitcunt who sits on the highway on my way to work with a speed radar every day. Or to the other fucking cunt I see driving around suburbs that sit next to business district with no parking signs on them going around ticketing people.

Cops literally do nothing but revenue raise, how the fuck are they underfunded?

But fuck you are right everything is illegal here I hate this shithole.

Fantastic. Can't wait for your invasion. Not even joking but living under a US military occupation would be so much better than the current system.

Give link or fuck off. That appears to be a UK department

>mentioning tassie
delet dis

thats all i literally see cops do these days, back in the day youd actually see them pull someone over and find drugs or some shit in there car.

>Cops literally do nothing but revenue raise
>How the fuck are they underfunded?

Their work is commission-based.

m8 i'll have ya know this land we got here was terra nullius cunt, also fuck off we're full yanky doodle

It's not like anyone is gonna turn up here, and even if they do they'll see sandy baysia and leave again thinking it's just another multiculti shitfest.

Everyday is invasion day with all these chinks around.

Hey, Aussie friend. I’ve met my share of you from gaming and such and I’m pretty fond of you guys.. it’s a shame what’s going on, and people don’t see it.. they try to use ‘stralia as an example- but overlook the mob attack’s and crazy rise in violent home invasions... I wish you luck good sir..

Fuck I wish

mate you wouldnt get within two clicks within a dingos ding dong near here with that firepower cunt

here we need bolted down floor safes for just BB guns and we'd probably get 25 to life for shootin with em!

> that handgun
Into cosplay huh

did anyone else notice the turbin on that sand niggers head?

It's depressing to realise that we're Greece. Except for that we don't have trouble with denbts yet

This one just shoots a lot of BBS at once ;) wtf are you expected to do about abos? Animal control?

A cunt up the road from shot a shotty a cunt that robbed him. He got away with it cause he was an army vet and had been held up many times before.

If you don't love Australia, then you're a Liberal faggot that needs to hang with his Nigger pets.

Hmm I knew a bloke round the corner. Drug dealer but low key, had an ex copper kick his door in and try to rob him with a shotty. Old mate and his uk mate beat him to death with it. Still locked up, poor cunt.

>you're a Liberal faggot that needs to hang with his Nigger pets.
Both the intended and actual meanings of this statement are correct.

Well fuck em, they should be underfunded, the fucking cunts. If I was PM those pricks would be working for $1 a day. They don't like it, they can quit. Then we'd all be finally free to do as we wish, no more nanny state.

abos kill themselves mostly mate

guns are fuckin cool tho.

>Then we'd all be finally free to do as we wish, no more nanny state.
But who would speed to domestics just to look at a woman bashing her kids and completely ignore it?

I do like the yanky laws. I would love to shoot cunts that break into my house.

They didn’t shoot him. They pulped him.

But Australia is a left wing shithole that loves niggers. We have started importing a shitton of somalians and other assorted africans recently. They keep piling into open entry level work positions at my job. Literally new niggers almost every week.

Actually there is 2 black guys there who've been here a while now and know good English, they are friendly to me, when one of the new niggers came in they came over and joked to me, "eey man, we got package in da male tooday, we opinned it dup an dis boi popped out of eet and now he work here, we don know who send him".

NIGGER WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
54% FAGGOT.
AUSTRALIA>US ANYDAY ANYTIME

100% accurate, jimmies russled

Invasion day is every day.

mamma mia pizza la pasta!!

i want to defend australia, but then i remember that i live in melbadishu.

some faggots going around puting up this shit in my city!

It's the government putting up that no smoking sign mate. Fuck em. Where is my freedom?

I dont give a shit if youre disabled, fuck em and throw em from a balcony i say.

>Good Evening Upside-down Cunts!
keked very hard at this.

meanwhile in Australia