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> UK sandwich habit 'as bad for the environment as eight million cars'

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Burgers on suicide watch at our vastly superior culture

>he doesnt into chip butty

What the fuck is that trash?

Fuck you burger it's called cuisine

>vastly superior culture

The UK has a culture alright...

Not much left of it though.

>see how the burger is taken aback by superior culture
Now behold an even greater cultural achievement. We call this the crisp butty

Are you niggers even trying?

The hamburger is a sandwich. Some guy took a dish called hamburger steak and put it between to slices of bread. The kaiser roll came later.

Kek

Too much ketchup, but I actually like the idea. I put fries on my burger-sandwiches and even when the meat runs out, it still tastes great with the potato

Don't knock it till you try it Tyrone

Muhhamad will be in Burgerland soon dont you worry

two* pardon I’ve had a few drinks

What country is that? It sure isn't bongistan because these aren't kebabs

>re

Stop before I end it all

Muhammad will never make it here, but that's okay since we've already got Paco and Tyrone

>he doesn't have 16 names for bread rolls

Fucking love a good chip butty. I was raised in the North and so I'm not a pretentious cunt about food, love me some working mans food. Chip butty, nice hotpot, sausage and mash with some gravy, yorkshire puddings.

If you've not had a decent chip butty before I genuinely feel sorry for you.

>and he doesn't put chips in them

It's a fucking batch

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_butty
>alternative names: Chip sandwich, chip barm, chip roll, chip muffin, chip stottie, piece and chips, hot chip sandwich, chip batch, chip sarnie, chip cob
what the fuck

sandwiches are fucking disgusting and you've got to be a braindead moron to enjoy eating them every day.

>inb4 muh greggs

fuck off.

you monster
stop raping baked goods

found the paki

pret sandwiches are fucking garbage. anyone who eats there is a tasteless pleb.

am i banned

>going to Gregg's and having them microwave a sandwich is a cultural achievement

have you ever actually had one of these though they're pretty okay

tasted to me like a very dry chicken patty sandwich, wasn't bad considering it was just three pieces of bread and some salt and pepper

t. uncultured 56er

Before greggs invaded my town, there was an independent bakers who made delicious sarnies on the spot.
Not prepackaged by machines and wrapped in clingfilm.
But with eggs boiled on the premises etc, greggs came and everyone went there for the novelty.

ur sammich sucks

after you make the toast, give it a breading like a tempura and fry it up, then put it between your regular bread with some hp

delete this!

>when the meat runs out
how do you eat your burger-sandwiches friend

I always find it hilarious how much this triggers the American so. Its like he's looking at a shit sandwich it invokes so much disgust.

seriously what the fuck

Okay now I'm triggered

'member when Greggs was called Thurstons? I 'member.

Hey, would like some carbs into your carbs wrapped in carbs?

You've never put some freedom fries in a croissant?

Ah yes, posting WW2 food during the ration. This will truly win you the arguement. At least we didn't eat dead people like the Dutch did when bombed and invaded.

DELET THIS

Only butter and honey

its a barmcake ya knobhead

Why do French people eat like puffs? I have two of these every morning before I even get out of bed.

I don't even eat on morning

Bunch of mongs ITT.

This is why you lose every war.

>"""newspaper"""
fuck out of here with your poncy nonsense

Dude take one bite of one and you wont be talking shit

DO NOT use skinny french fries or whatever, must use good qual thick chips. And dont cover them in cheese or lard or butter or whatever you yanks do to fuck chips up, all they need us a light salting and some ketch.


OK this is the shittest butty I have ever seen is that fucking crisps in there you philistine

'An Army marches on it's stomach'.
-Some Frog cunt.

Yes UK your sandwiches are a problem. Wouldn't you like some halal instead?

No vinegar? Get to fuck!

I purposely go to the 2 places near me that still do fish and chips in newspaper. There used to be around 10 but they've all fucked off now. Can't get moved for Indian or Chinese food though.

This is why britbongs are so obese
This is a labourers breakfast, not for normies

Where are the yolks? revolting

Nigga make a crisp butty with Walkers Cheese and Onion and will also eat those words.

It doesn't have to be for breakfast.

hey man it is not his fault that Newspapers are only good for making food bins.

also fish 'n chips is god tier

They call us Muhhamads but they have the biggest Tyrone problem in the west. Literally elected President Nigger

>no black pudding

dropped

We're also about to send his ass to jail so... Sorry not sorry that you're still Eurabia. Thanks for throwing everything away.

Your biltong and bunny chow has really helped keep you strong, hasn't it?

True, gotta have something to dunk your sausage in.

Retards

>premade sandwiches

do bongs really do this

I eat a cooked breakkfast every morning and I drive a bus for a living. Strong as a fuckin' ox m8.

Enjoy your diabetes

If you didn't eat so much the japanese navy wouldn't have sink your ships so easily

Ban assault sandwiches.
Bin that BLT. Eat some state funded BBC.

>chances are this poster is a nigger

Probably not from a cafe or something but just from shops they're pre-made. What's wrong with that?

anything with sauce or tomato gets super soggy

i guess i didn't make myself clear enough, apologies chaps.
newspaper is all well and good.
"""newspaper""" as in pic related is poncy
>look how authentic we are
nonsense.

It's a rip off desu. For what they cost you could buy ingredients to make 20 sandwiches.

I literally don't see the fucking difference in UK and US sandwich. Someone spell it out for me

>he's never had a good old chip butty
Missing out

If you ate a proper breakfast you wouldn't have needed us to save you from the Germans.

Never noticed it.
You have to use real newspaper otherwise it's a farce.

Twice.

About 500 calories in difference.

what do you think butter is for?

it stops the bread going soggy

If you didn't eat that breakfast it would have been quicker for you to flee Dunkirk as you could have packed more brits in your ships

>otherwise it's a farce.
that was my point user, yes.

ahhh forget what i said then.

please accept my funny picture as a peace offer

Beans......nope farting all day
Vomit squashed tomato.....no
Blood sausage........nope
Mushrooms for breakfast......no
Not even maple drizzle....fucking savages
No trump ketchup?
Sunny side up egg is best. For dipping
No multigrain toast?
No crispy bacon?
No OJ?
No coffee?
No jam?
British food even when they try......

we only had to retreat from dunkirk because you cunts can't fight

no worries friend.

>still
>87%, average of 90% across Europe
>meanwhile in America....

They were saying it was a health and safety issue a few years back.

Eating croissants didn't save you from getting annihilated at Agincourt did it?

A FUCKING TREACLECHINK

>across Europe
lol what about brexit freindo

Talking sense here fella

Well yeah look at those tens of thousands of people who died because of it before those regula- ohhhhh...

After reading this thread I think I finally understand where the US's beetus problem came from.

So jewish multiculturalist propaganda could fill both your streets witb filthy turd world rapists.
Good job England......fucking race traitors