ITT: Anime quotes to live by

ITT: Anime quotes to live by

"DATTEBAYO!"

-Naruto Uzumaki
"Naruto"

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That's not funny.

Sasgay is really cool,
Sakura the beoutifull.

Lighten up, it's just a joke. It's not like deaf people can read this anyway.

hol up

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Fuck you. This is highly offending

t. deaf

How do you watch anime then?

WHAT?

It's okay, I have a cane

>Rely on your reliable onee-chan more!

-Cocoa-san

English dub at 1.5x speed with lights off and pants down.

truth

>"All ladies must be pure virgins"
~Kirima (Kilimanjaro) Sharo

I chuckled

How does a sign language keyboard work?

you elbow it

Braille keyboard

"jibun wo"

There's a difference between being deaf and being blind. Deaf people can usually still see things and thus I think they can use regular keyboards.

MISFIRINGU SYSTEMU

They use Morse Code.

why does she wear glasses if she's deaf?

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good job you made me laugh

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wrong

We are going to hell

"Your semen feels so good"

My worldview crashed and burned when someone told me girls don't actually feel cum in them

Obligatory

I can't believe that, it must be a lie.

It's a lie, met a girl who said the best thing about doing it without condom, was precisely the cum.

>met a girl
Now there's a lie.

She probably meant psychologically, not physically feeling it

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