Historical figures that are literally you

hard mode: no hitler

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Teddy Roosevelt

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i shall SMASH ITALIA into TINY FRAGMENTS, then I IWILL TAKE THE ROMAGNA and UNIFY ITALY.

LUCREZZZIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Andrew Jackson

extreme mode: no Old Hickery Jackson

Urho Kaleva Kekkonen

Cardinal Richelieu

the mccarthy stuff is probably the normie meme i bought into with the least skepticism. looking into the history of it now as an adult is eerie

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hi

help.

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literally every cunt on this board except this cunt is more alpha ayy lmfao niggers

FIGURATIVELY YOU RETARDED FAGGOT!!!!!!!!
In order for you to LITERALLY be someone, you have to actually be that person. I doubt any historical figures are browsing Sup Forums so all of you posting "hurr I am _____" are fucking idiots.

niggers amirite do i fit in

>start to learn how to draw
>realize you are not good at it
>interest shifts from drawing to politics

I wonder.

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hello newfriend

gas the kikes

I know this feel. I was going to post this.

ted kaczynski

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Is that Francisco Franco or some French lookalike

figuratively this

That's the caudillo himself

except everyone on here is actually any french king without the power, wealth and education but twice the body mass

x2

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not even kidding. ever since Trump came to power it feels like i am discovering America

Born of good German stock.
Attractive.
Musically gifted.
Can speak German,French and Italian.
Taste for exquisite clothes.
Scapegoat for losers.
Screwed over by jews just like her.

She's beautiful.

Judea delenda est

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Gay. If someone is literally me, I am him or her. Fuck off, Reddit.

none because famous ppl wudnt waste their time on a shanghainese rice farming board

Are you a traitor too?

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Checked

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Famed dog trainer Curtis Lemay.

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Stow it nigger. You retards have had no political stability since 1789. Nice going letting the jews kill your monarchs.

what love can be purer and greater than love of country? no other love, none.

Philip II, Macedon.

based Vlad. He literally ripped the skin off girls who gave it up before marriage; ocassionaly when he was feeling giddy and whisical, he'd shove a flaming hot spear up their vulch

That is 15th century fake news. Germans were mad at him, and Gutenberg press was new. Most of these stories were their equivalent National Enquirer, it sold well.

Where da white women at?

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Same here, OP